Mrs. Lindsay Ronson?
Is that a bull between SamRo's legs or is she just happy to see us?
The Sun reports that SamRo used her labia lickin' lips to tell a bunch of strangers that she will marry HoHan by the end of the year. While DJing at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, SamRo apparently announced: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson. Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.” Pussy power!
HoHan also feels the same way about her punane pal. She talked about their matching tattoos to Marie Claire magazine: "Samantha has a bunch of stars, so I got that. I'm really happy. She's a great person. And she's a great influence on people around her."
HoHan has been doing so well lately. Why eff it all up by getting married? The only acceptable reason for a HoHan/SamRo wedding is so that White Oprah can give a drunken "mother of the bride" speech during the reception.
And if HoHan becomes Lindsay Ronson, what will I fucking call her? HoRon? It's just not the same.
SamHo, MK, SamHo...
I like them together: at least Hohan isn't chasing peole down and blaming others for her shit.
Lindsay seriosuly reminds me of those girls that get done dirty by so many men that they go for the most manly looking female they can so they get the essence of being w a boy but the compassion of a girl.......
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
I cannot be the only one who thinks SamRo looks exactly like Winona Ryder
from her appearance in the movie "Lucas", right? RIGHT??? Every time I see that girl, I think of Winona!!!
I love SamRo. Marry her, Linds, and make your own, hopefully better, family with her!
I still think Lezzie just needs to find the right guy. She is just as guilty playing games with guys as they were with her.
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I don't know which comedian said it but I'll eff it up anyway:
"I could see getting married. But a tattoo?..That's just so...so..PERMANENT!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
"I once read that LL was a sex addict, which would explain her going both ways..."
Do you mean that all bisexuals are thus because they are addicted to sex/greedy? I don't think you did mean that, and I'm not accusing you, I just wanted to check. Couldn't help myself.
Yeah, right. The Sun make everything up; trust me, I'm British, I know British tabloids. That speech sounds fakey mcfake fake.
"My love will be Mrs Ronson"
PSHHH, yeah right. Sounds nothing like her. Bulldyke? I call bullshit.
I do think they're together though.
another young starlet gone bad thanks to too much fame and freedom too soon, and some greedy ass parents!
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 10, 2008 - 12:34pm.
I once read that LL was a sex addict, which would explain her going both ways...and go along with her addictions to drugs, booze, fame, attention, and self-promotion.
Just like Britney, she's been told how great she was since she was a toddler, and she's bought into it so much that she thinks she's bulltproof and can do no wrong... just like Britney.
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LMAO! yeah, her and David Duchovny (sp?) has the "same problem" LOL!!! what a crock of shit!! those people just can't CONTROL themselves (and their private parts). It feels good to have sex, but SHIT! WTF man lol
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 10, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by Patricia Morgan on September 10, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Why does SamRo always look like she is seconds away from death? Seriously I know healthier looking cancer patients.
Doing coke 24/7 will do that to a person. Wait til you see what she looks like when LL dumps her for a man packing a 12 inch dick and the script to Herbie 2.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! lolx1000.
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on September 10, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Why do you people find it so ubelieveble that a girl whos has been witha man in the past could have lesbian feelings for another woman now??? Are you all that ignorant?
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I don't find anything she does unbelievable. I just didn't think she was bi. As a straight woman, I couldn't be with another woman. That doesn't mean I don't think men are assholes, I just like dick.
Dr. Cornelia J.... hahahah too true!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Hohan actually looks good, she must be hittin the botox and crisko fake n' bake again; That weave on the other hand, is just SKANK, just as skank as the thought of these two./Imagine what their breath smells like after they lick eachothers axe-gashes. SKANKS! Mahla81
puleeze...samro must have giant cock swinging between her skinny legs...no way is lilo giving up dick...no way..._
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
They are seriously delusional. Attention whores? Most definitely!
Your face!
Submitted by Patricia Morgan on September 10, 2008 - 1:34pm.
Why does SamRo always look like she is seconds away from death? Seriously I know healthier looking cancer patients.
Doing coke 24/7 will do that to a person. Wait til you see what she looks like when LL dumps her for a man packing a 12 inch dick and the script to Herbie 2.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
It's a phase for Blohan until a better strap on or dick comes along.
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
Why does SamRo always look like she is seconds away from death? Seriously I know healthier looking cancer patients.
I once read that LL was a sex addict, which would explain her going both ways...and go along with her addictions to drugs, booze, fame, attention, and self-promotion.
Just like Britney, she's been told how great she was since she was a toddler, and she's bought into it so much that she thinks she's bulltproof and can do no wrong... just like Britney.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Lindsay looks really pretty in that picture.
Gross! Look at Ronson's dumpy posture and smug, smirking ugly face. And her phony I'm-so-cool attitude. She's a piece of shit. Hey if these two grotesque losers get "married," will they just go away? Yes? Elope! Tonight! Everyone hates you!
Boys were just a phase. She was jumping on the dick 24/7 trying to find the right one to make her heterosexual.
But obvs a sausage diet is not right for everyone, sorry.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 10, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by Patricia Morgan on September 10, 2008 - 11:00am.
I'm soooo sick of hearing about these lezzies. Lindsay Lohan reminds me of the sort of bitch I would love to smack the hell out of and SamRo is just a starfucker.
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I couldn't have said it better. Except aren't we supposed to them "Gayelles"?
I call them opportunistic media whores, but that wouldn't look good on a wedding invitation.
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Yes Green, quite right, you will have to excuse me....gayelles.
I can't help but think Ronson is getting played by little fauxmosexual Lindsay who is seeking nothing but (media) attention.
PSL: go for it mama! if the ages were reversed you know there would be no question in HIS mind!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Pimpcessa, hahahah- he is so darn cute. I'd love to......but now I feel like a Dirty Old Lady....lol
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You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
-Carly Simon
Stoney: I just wish Britney would jump on some totally inappropriate dick soon.
Doesn't that happen on an average of every 15 seconds? If Britney huffs a root and no paparazzi are there to see it, did it really happen?
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
parissucksliterally
I was soooo tempted to rob the cradle with a Karate Sensei- I thought he was 23.....yesterday I found out he is 19, so I can't go there......*sobs*
CHICKEN SHIT, WUSS!!! Go for it girl - he's legal! Just keep it on the down-low and don't let anyone find out, sept us of course. Haha.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Actually, I heard Lindsay dated Tila Tequila's girlfriend a while back and this is NOT her first lesbian relationship. I really don't care, I just wish Britney would jump on some totally inappropriate dick soon.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
idiots drive me loco on September 10, 2008 - 12:50pm.
I don't think that anyone denies they are a couple--I think people have a problem with someone they suspect not being gay being in a gay relationship. I get the feeling that their relationship evolved because NO ONE else in Lindsay's life really gave two shits to her except for Ronson.
- Yes, exactly. If and not to incite or inflame any perceptions, but if Lindsey was in a "vulnerable" place and along came SamRo, did SamRo take advantage of the situation? I don't think SamRo is evil or anything but Lilo ain't exactly a Stable Mabel, if you know what I mean.
Now I don't anyone reading anything into this, I am just wondering, that's all.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I was soooo tempted to rob the cradle with a Karate Sensei- I thought he was 23.....yesterday I found out he is 19, so I can't go there......*sobs*
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You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
-Carly Simon
I don't think that anyone denies they are a couple--I think people have a problem with someone they suspect not being gay being in a gay relationship. I get the feeling that their relationship evolved because NO ONE else in Lindsay's life really gave two shits to her except for Ronson.
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Dear SamRo,
It'll never last. Please don't go to the lab and whip up a baby. You two gayelles don't need that drama once this relationship goes down in flames. Oh wait, you go down in flames on the regular, huh? My bad.
Love,
But.Seriously.Folks
No problems with the idea of a girl who used to ride cock 24/7 being all of a sudden interested in a super-ultra skinny lesbo, with no attractive features what-so-ever. Nope...not ignorant. pfffffffft! :P Always gotta say something mean eh?
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Jimmy-
I don't think it's out of the question at all, but as missy said, it's Hohan the Hollywood Turbo Slut we're talking about here. If a male producer/director/whatever came to LL with a script, condom, and an 8-ball, she'd forget all about SR and deny they ever had any kind of physical relationship, which is obviously bullshit.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
They're starting to look alike (mouth, nose, eyes, face shape.)
Lindsay's dress, hair, and makeup are tres ugh. So prostitute-y looking. That Chupacabra Rachel Zoe big hair 'look' is kinda hideous. Almost as retro-lame as a big '50's bun on the top of your head and some librarian glasses.
Submitted by Patricia Morgan on September 10, 2008 - 11:00am.
I'm soooo sick of hearing about these lezzies. Lindsay Lohan reminds me of the sort of bitch I would love to smack the hell out of and SamRo is just a starfucker.
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I couldn't have said it better. Except aren't we supposed to them "Gayelles"?
I call them opportunistic media whores, but that wouldn't look good on a wedding invitation.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?--☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆------------
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jimmy, this isnt a "girl" as you so generously put it, its HOHAN!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Why do you people find it so ubelieveble that a girl whos has been witha man in the past could have lesbian feelings for another woman now??? Are you all that ignorant?
I don't see how in the WORLD anyone could deny they are dating at this point. They are so obviously a couple you have to be a damn retard not to pick up on that.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Silvara0428 on September 10, 2008 - 12:32pm.
I know for sure we've had this convo on here before, but I'm still curious to know what's really going on here?!?!?!?
If its not a "love" relationship wtf is it?
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My guess is that it all started when LL woke up after a bender next to SR. SR went down on LL and gave her the triple headed monster orgasm, so she stuck around. Then when the paps picked up on it, LL figured what the hell, I get off, AND I'm still in the tabloids.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
I know for sure we've had this convo on here before, but I'm still curious to know what's really going on here?!?!?!?
If its not a "love" relationship wtf is it?
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
she seems happy, that's something you can't hide or fake, and she's not bumpin uglies with another douche, she got herself a nice boi.
I vote for RoLo.
mmmmmmmm caramelly chocolate...
LOVE ANDERSON on September 10, 2008 - 12:02pm.
ant on September 10, 2008 - 12:00pm.
they become HanSon.
mmmmBOP.....
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McSame used the pig in lipstick comment when talking about Hillary's health plan.
But to quote one of my favorite lines in "Friday"... "Oh...that was DIFFERENT!" Typical Republican Good Ole Boy...do as I say, not as I do.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"