Wednesday, September 10th 2008

Anne Talks About Rugs And Raffey

Anne Hathaway looks like a delicious pile of bon bons on a bed of cotton candy on the October cover of W Magazine. This is some "Valley of the Dolls" meets "Candyland" meets Wino shit. Those aren't eyebrows over her eyes, they're shrinky dinks. And Saint Angelina telephoned, she wants her trout lips back.

Anymess, inside the magazine, Anne fought the tears to talk about her swindler ex-boyfriend Raffey Follieri and that whole scandal. She said, "It's a situation where the rug was pulled out from under me all of a sudden."

Yeah, I'm sure the "rug" was pulled out from under her and then she buried her face in it. Sorry, my mind was in the lezzie gutter for a minute. Let's carry on...

Anne went on to say,

"And [Get Smart co-star] Steve Carell stepped up for me during an interview when someone asked a question [about it]. He said, 'At some point you're going to have to talk about this time in your life. You don't have to do it this week. I'll take care of anything that comes your way.' I've been shown such kindness. Not everyone gets that. A lot of people go through tough times alone."

Yeah, I'm sure she's been shown a lot of "kindness." Kindness in the form of a little clam bumpin'. Sorry!!! I'm in the lezzie gutter again. Smells like an Eddie Bauer catalog.

Anne didn't only talk about the whole Raffey fiasco, she also queefed over her "Devil Wears Prada" co-star Emily Blunt. Anne said, “Emily Blunt kind of changed my approach to acting. She just fucking got on with it. She’d just jump off the diving board. I’d stop, look at the water and then jump. And suddenly I just thought, Why, her way looks so much more fun.

Yeah, I'm sure she "jumped off the diving board" --- OKAY! I'll stop. I won't go there again.

Visit W to read the entire article if you give a lezzie's dildo.



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Submitted by angel_i on September 10, 2008 - 11:30am.

Apparently, stupid hos have been egging him on. I stopped going there when 1. He gots nuthin nasty to say about no one! and 2.the whole right side of his blog is pictures of Canadians saying they love Perez. I go back to take notes on that every once in a while so that if I see them I can trip them.
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Canadians saying they love Perez? Way to go, tards. So much for convincing the world we're not idiots.

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Hi XX

I was thinking about you last night when I saw a comercial for that new Fox show "Do not Disturb" with Niece Nash. I know you luvs her

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Submitted by Green Is Good on September 10, 2008 - 8:32am.
Where did all the lezzie rumors come from?
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her girlfriend

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Angel I

LMAO! Trip them!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 10, 2008 - 11:25am.

xxyxz
What's the Okie word?
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Are we going for news or a specific word? 'Cause if there was a word it would be POO.

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Submitted by xxyxz on September 10, 2008 - 10:28am.
Clarisse

She was in pain yesterday

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aw man! i hope shes ok, that poor girl deals with so much crap her body puts her through :(
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Where did all the lezzie rumors come from?

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never liked her... she looks like a grown up 12 year old or something

if that made any kind of sense
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wot happened to my okie????****************************1/20/09
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Miss priss

Totally

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To Angel: Perez is on the radio now? I thought his website was bad enough, but the RADIO?!? Dear God, save us all.

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Whatever the issues. I'm glad to look at a different pretty face than Julia Roberts' gigantic piano mouth

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 10, 2008 - 11:21am.

angel_i, that twat is on our radio stations too.

Did he not get the memo he's not welcome in Canada?
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Apparently, stupid hos have been egging him on. I stopped going there when 1. He gots nuthin nasty to say about no one! and 2.the whole right side of his blog is pictures of Canadians saying they love Perez. I go back to take notes on that every once in a while so that if I see them I can trip them.

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I agree with totally overrated.

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I like Anne, and I think what Steve Carell did for her was terrific.

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Clarisse

She was in pain yesterday , so I hope she went to the hospital
I think she tried to call yesterday ...I missed the call tho :(

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She said, "It's a situation where the rug was pulled out from under me all of a sudden."
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And by rug she means merkin.

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I think Anne is OK looking and talented, but there's something I do not like about her.

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Oh please. If she'd just admit she's the one that ratted him out, I'd like her. Don't play a victim here. You weren't swindled out of thousands of dollars.

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I don't find this chick attractive AT ALL, even when she's wearing decent clothes and makeup.

Here she just looks extra fucking awful to me.

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I don't give a lezzie's dildo - she is totally overrated. Pics are awesome, her... not so much.

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xxyxz
What's the Okie word?

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I can't stand this twat

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There is something about her I just dont like. She seems shady and just kind of full of herself. These pics are cool but nothing amazing.

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She reminds me of someone in that black and white picture. Elizabeth Taylor, maybe?

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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?

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angel_i, that twat is on our radio stations too.

Did he not get the memo he's not welcome in Canada?

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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?

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jimmy,. psl, agreed. she's lovely.
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OFF TOPIC: EW!

Fucking Radio Perez?
All the gossip worth talking about. Only on Virgin Radio 999FM Toronto. It's on.

Only in TORONTO? WHY!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO!?!?!

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Breathtaking. Absoulutly gorgeous!

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I think she is a really pretty woman, and these pics are fantastic.

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And sadly, Amy Winehouse makeup is not "chic".

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