Morning Wood

THIS.IS.AWESOME. All I need is Rock of Love brought back as well and I'll be in heaven. I can't wait to see these hoes fight it out.

Look! Third from left, it's Jose Eber!

GODDAMMIT THAT VIDEO MADE ME CRY! It was so beautiful...how can people deny that love is love no matter the gender...

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

When will they stop giving that Megan bitch work? I cant stand her slutty ass!!

Their unifroms were cuter last year, and actually a little slutier.

That wedding video was SO SWEET; how can people hate on love?

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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel

Submitted by Bonasera on September 10, 2008 - 11:02am.
Somebody needs to give the black chick on the bottom right the number to Tyra's wig maker. That shit on her head is beyond busted
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And might I add a decent pair of socks.

"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls

Ummm could VH-1 get back to showing music videos?!

"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls

Submitted by Bonasera on September 10, 2008 - 11:02am.
Somebody needs to give the black chick on the bottom right the number to Tyra's wig maker. That shit on her head is beyond busted. She obviously didn't get the memo that not all black girls look good as blondes. I am so pissed that bitch Megan is on another fucking reality show. I can't stand her stupid face and cunty attitude. I know she keeps being casted because of her body. But the whore has no ass and a fucking fat soccer mom face. Can you tell I hate that bitch?

You know this show is gonna be craptastic. I see some major bitches will be on the show: Dallas, Lacey, Megan, etc. Not to mention cry baby Kristy Jo. I can't wait for this trash!

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They bring Megan Back because she's the ultimate Villian. She's a nasty, two-faced bitch, and that creates the Drama they want!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

I don't know what show that Megan from CS2 was on before, but she has the face of a botoxed 40-something. Not cute.

I can't wait for this shit! I hope Angelique sticks around longer than she did on ROL2! She owns this shit! And Jessica needs to tell off Megan!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 10, 2008 - 3:48pm.
as beautifull as Ellen's video was, I still don't trust Portia... am I the only one?

I don't know. I haven't seen much of her- she was in that show where the girls competed to see who could get the thinnest right? With Ally McAno? So on one hand I'm thinking- show me the palimony. However ,she was painfully thin then and looks a lot better now- perhaps tis true love. It's not like coming out did her any favours in such a misogynistic town so this might be the real deal. Lovely house as well . Pity the rellies are so plain! At least they didn’t have swarms of slebs though.
Hmm, over all, I’m in favour of true love. Ahh....

I hated that Megan (rock of love) said to that pumpkin chick that saggy breast suck, yet her breast are equally saggy and disgusting.

I don't understand Megan's popularity.

I see you jockin pee wee jockin pee wee. Joackin jockin pee wee jockin pee wee. So dope boy fresh.

She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?--☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆------------
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bernstar69 I just voted, can we vote more than once?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

I think I just came. Can't wait for Nov. 14th.

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Isn't Putin Grand?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm

I agree, what is with this Meagan chick? She is so rude and full of herself. And with all these reality shows, you see the same people over and over on them. How many has Carnie Wilson been on? Does this really look good on the resume or are these people that starved for attention?

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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."

First, the nice comments:

Mandi Rogers' gown and hair were so so beautiful! I'm totally biting her style when I get married. Do they have that dress at David's?
And their reception set-up was unbelievable. The only annoying part was the two douches singing at the end. I couldn't sit still for that acoustical mess-o-rama. Well, at least not sober.

Next, the evil comments:

That Megan chick from Rock of Love....what is her deal? She is constantly running around proclaiming herself "hot". Wake up and smell the trailer park, honey! Her face says in-bred West Virginia truck stop strip joint waitress all over it! (apologies to all W. VA truck stoop strip joint waitresses). Enough already with her!

Inna, Chynna called and wants her "big biatch" routine back.

Pink and red hair -- wow is that over. Stop stop stop!

Not sure who the blonde African-American chick wearing dirty tennis shoes is in the front row but she is one sexxy dude. She's a cross between Venus Williams and the prostitute who ditches on George Carlin in "Car Wash". Love her!

Team Frenchy for the win!!

The second season Rock of Love girls ain't got shit on the first season. Those bitches are going to bring it. Dallas, Lacey, Heather, Brandi M and WTF happened to Brandi C looks like a implant exploded on her face.

Haha! You know that's how Kanye looked when he was 10. That's why he such a angry little man today - I'm sure of it!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by Stoney on September 10, 2008 - 11:03am.

LOL st the whore with pink hair and football socks!
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Oooh...she my favourite - I can tell!

Edited to say: Oops...she my second favourite - I'm gonna love the bitchy bitch pseudo-blonde on the right.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

I am pretty sure that Angelique, Inna, Dallas, Rodeo and the she-man on far bottom left are all major tuckers. The tranny wearing the blonde wig goes without saying.

How the Mustang Ranch passed up on offering these Rock of Love ladies a life-long contract for their obvious talents is unforgivable.

"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy

How many of them besides Front/Right are male?
Odds anyone?

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LOL st the whore with pink hair and football socks!

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Somebody needs to give the black chick on the bottom right the number to Tyra's wig maker. That shit on her head is beyond busted. She obviously didn't get the memo that not all black girls look good as blondes. I am so pissed that bitch Megan is on another fucking reality show. I can't stand her stupid face and cunty attitude. I know she keeps being casted because of her body. But the whore has no ass and a fucking fat soccer mom face. Can you tell I hate that bitch?

You know this show is gonna be craptastic. I see some major bitches will be on the show: Dallas, Lacey, Megan, etc. Not to mention cry baby Kristy Jo. I can't wait for this trash!

Look at the chola chick behind the tranny...you know she's got some big sharpie eyebrows. Look at them hoops!

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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....

I can't wait to see the new James Bond....

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Front row right - dude in drag?

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OH MY LORD. What fresh hell is THIS?
I need a shower and some penicillin just from looking at that picture...and I'm allergic to penicillin! :-O

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I don't trust her either

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as beautifull as Ellen's video was, I still don't trust Portia... am I the only one?

*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*

what the fuck is with the dude in the charm school line up?

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

$7 says Eva Longoria is going to deny being pregnant until her water breaks in Saks.

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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?

Hey missy!
another group of sluts on a show.....gotta love TV these days....

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You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
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hi psl! ♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

aw, the wedding vidoe made me tear up!

Ellen totally gets my respect. Shes worked hard and long to get to where she is today and shes managed to succeed being a homely butch lesbian in a town where image is everthing.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Is that another Kathy Hilton show?

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I've been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved?
I've been put down, I've been pushed 'round- when will I be loved?
- Buddy Holly