Big Mac Lover
Some bitches are addicted to normal shit like crack, booze, sex and shopping. Don Gorske of Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin is addicted to eating Big Macs from McDonald's. He's reaaaaaaallly lovin' it. He's the Amy Wino of McDonald's and Ronald McDonald is his dealer.
Don's obsession for the heart attacks in a box began on May 17, 1972 and he's still at it. Last month, Don gobbled Big Mac #23,000.
I weep for his bowels. I also weep for his toilet. His toilet must see some fucked up shit. Literally.
Thanks to his OCD, Don keeps receipts of every Big Mac he has ever eaten in a box. He eats two Big Macs and two parfaits a day. In the past 36 years, he's missed his daily Big Mac only eight times because of work emergencies and other shit like that. In 1982, his local McDonald's closed because of a snow storm. Don now keeps a few frozen Big Macs in his freezer just in case.
Despite his diet of shit food, Don claims he's healthy. He's 6'2" and weighs 185 pounds. He walks about 16 kilometers a day.
Don said: “Sometimes people call me a freak but it doesn't bother me. I just say respect people as they are. I just want to make sure people understand I'm not going to change.”
Don wrote a book on his obsession and was also featured in the documentary "Super Size Me."
I thought I had a fucking problem with eating a bunch of crap on a daily basis. This dude makes my diet look like Vadge's. I mean, how the fuck is he still functioning? How has his stomach not fallen out of his body or his heart not gone on strike?! McCoronary!
As soon as I read this story, I immediately wondered if Don's obsession for Big Macs goes beyond just eating them. Do you think he sticks his pickle between their two buns and gives them an extra shot of mayo? You know he does.
And thanks to Don, I think we found Posh's new "it" 'do. The bowl-mullet! Bowllet!
Thanks Kate
Amateur.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I think McDee's keeps this guy in the news to somehow combat the image that eating those things contibutes to obesity. I keep seeing him every 1000 Big Macs or so. He may not be fat, but I bet he dies of colon cancer.
gross...but i bet this dude lives to be 100...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
OMGLOL - from a song...Janie something...?
What came first?
Was it the Chicken Nugget or the Egg McMuffin?
Funky song too....I go find it.♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 10, 2008 - 11:46am.
Hi angel!
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Hi, Mrs. K. My appointment showed up and made me work! I TRIED to tell her: I can't, I'm on DListed but she seemed to think getting my books in order was more important. Pshaw!
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I don't know about Big Mac's but I could probably eat Nuggets everyday. It's terrible, but I love them.
Submitted by loozer on September 10, 2008 - 11:50am.
LOL. If she pronounces it 'I-Rock' people will say shes braggin'.
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Yeah she's just the type of knuckledragger to use hipster phrases like "I Rock" or "Let's Roll"
I think his stomach developed some resistance to the e.coli in that shit. And when I say shit I mean that's there is probably actual shit in a Big Mac burger. I haven't eaten in McDonalds since 2000. That stuff liquifies your insides!
Your face!
:-) ♥♥
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Le Big Mac.The patties are so thin what the hell! Dude this is a petite Mac.
Fond du Mac! cuz he's fond of The Big Mac or Le Big Mac... man my jokes are dead.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 10, 2008 - 10:44am.
LOL!!!!
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Missy
keep the chin up and when you feel it coming again just ride the hour. I find Dlisted very therapeutic when I need to ride the hour.
Anti-depressants..they put me on those when I was 15 years old...and kept me on them for 5 years straight before my 'intervention'. That is when I mixed them with every other pill they were feeding me and the outcome wasn't pretty.
I really hate pills. A lot. But in some cases they are needed. I don't have clinic depression (the one you can indeed control with pills, cause it's just chemical imbalance of the brain). Mine is more on the emotional side. "Good for thinking, bad for feeling" kinda brain docs said I had. Whateva.
Thank you for your beautiful response missy. And thank you to every one that stops and read without judging that is really valuable.
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Submitted by Boob3rries on September 10, 2008 - 12:04pm.
LCT and I never did finish naming them...was it Tim and Horton at last?
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Indeed it was. After that, I've been thinking of naming my Sugar Dusted and Boston Cream.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 10, 2008 - 11:27am.
"... that shit REALLY helps you feel grateful about everyday freedoms and luxuries."
And life itself. It makes you love it.
It doesn't take away the feeling to give up and say FUCK YOU WORLD, though. Sometimes the desire to die is just there and you can't do shit but ride the hour.
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absolutely. I relate 100%. I still struggle some days but i know as long as I dont go back to heroin, and keep taking my anti-depressants, Ill make it through. I can be pretty blinding at times though :(
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Note to med lovers: I haven't taken any meds in the last 10 months and before that I used to take 18 pills a day. And no, I'm not exaggerating.
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that is an AMAZING accomplishement. GOOD for you
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Cheesy as it sounds, there's no better med than love when it comes to crazy people like me. (Other cases require intervention of other kind, sorry).
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♥♥♥ from one crazy to another :) ♥♥♥♥
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Bastardo,
No flag, No country!
BRILLIANT!!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 10, 2008 - 4:25pm.
El B.,
haha!! I live in Cleveland Ohio (land of the Cleves according to Izzard) so any accent is posh to me! LMAO!
Soooooooooooooooooo, has Cleveland got a flag? No? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaa!
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
"... that shit REALLY helps you feel grateful about everyday freedoms and luxuries."
And life itself. It makes you love it.
It doesn't take away the feeling to give up and say FUCK YOU WORLD, though. Sometimes the desire to die is just there and you can't do shit but ride the hour.
Note to med lovers: I haven't taken any meds in the last 10 months and before that I used to take 18 pills a day. And no, I'm not exaggerating.
And I'm here perfectly fine for what it's worth.
Cheesy as it sounds, there's no better med than love when it comes to crazy people like me. (Other cases require intervention of other kind, sorry).
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
El B.,
haha!! I live in Cleveland Ohio (land of the Cleves according to Izzard) so any accent is posh to me! LMAO!
Missy / Boobs,
((((more hugs))))
Stories like this should make people remember that their everyday whining don't really cut it...
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
being institutionalized in any way sucks major goat balls, donkey balls, and cisco adler balls. jail, rehab, loonie bin... that shit REALLY helps you feel grateful about everyday freedoms and luxuries.
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Yawn...slo news day?
Thanks for the hugs, a lot!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 10, 2008 - 4:17pm.
El B.,
Sarf London! Ah, so you say bastard with the posh accent!
Posh accent? Hahahahaha-absolute opposite!! :o)xxx
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
xxxx*and kisses for clarisse!!*xxxxxx
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Submitted by missy on September 10, 2008 - 10:14am.
boobiberry, actually yeah now that i think back, i had to say i was suicidal to get in there. then once i was in they gave me detox meds.
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Wow! I didn't have o say a word, self-injury and eating disorder gone wrong. All I wanted was OUT the hell of that fucking place.
But just because you SAY you are suicidal they won't admit you, they will pat oyu on the back and send you home. The second time around they will put you on a 1000 different pills which will prob make you pee yourself in the middle of the street cause you can't feel your organs functioning (word) and then if you prove to be a menace for you or others thn they lock you up, and the worst thing that can happen is them letting you go cause you're 'progressing' when in reality they keep you on suicide watch for 3 months (cant go out except for therapy, cant see nobody except your mom/aunt cant talk on the phone and cant be left alone under any circumstance)....and it sucks goat balls.
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http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
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El B.,
Sarf London! Ah, so you say bastard with the posh accent!
Missy / Boob3rries,
((((((hugs!!!))))
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Submitted by missy on September 10, 2008 - 10:13am.
boobyberries - yes, totally for real. sad stuff.
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Whoa and I thought that mixing a nutty place with a nursing home was all kinds of fucked.
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boobiberry, actually yeah now that i think back, i had to say i was suicidal to get in there. then once i was in they gave me detox meds.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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boobyberries - yes, totally for real. sad stuff.
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Submitted by missy on September 10, 2008 - 10:01am.
I was in the loony bin once (i went for detox, which in florida was the same hospital unit as the mental ward)
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Is that for real? I mean, I've seen people mixing things like that..I was in the loony bin..once..I guess. Wasn't for detox, was straight up suicidal watch (after 11 days they let me 'out' only to lock me up in my room for 3 months). Anyways, this institute was more oriented to senile people, (I was 20 at the time) and at the same time there were teens. It was major fucked up. I mean SERIOUSLY. but there were many OCD cases like the one you just depicted. I have MINOR ocd behavior and it usually has to do with my obsession of wanting to catch or touch the cursor on the screen or to clean it up because I ahte germs and shit like that that for me won't make sense but fucks me over and no I don't brag about it, I HATE it with all my heart.
So yeah, you are right, a lot of people ar highly misinformed.
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http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Loozer. I like Mc.Donalds I would only eat fries or a mc chicken
But I like it
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This avvie is for Oklahoma
Submitted by r5bales on September 10, 2008 - 7:53am.
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True, you do have to TRY to not give in to the urge. It is really really hard. An everyday strugle.
I am so happy my husband threw away the throw rug with fringe. That GD fringe killed me.
Submitted by beerbohmlove on September 10, 2008 - 4:02pm.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Wonder where he'll take his date for dinner? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Submitted by Clarisse on September 10, 2008 - 9:54am.
Boob3rries!
My morning boobs!!! Yeah!
OoOoOOoOoo and your afternoon boobs?
LCT and I never did finish naming them...was it Tim and Horton at last?
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I was in the loony bin once (i went for detox, which in florida was the same hospital unit as the mental ward) and i remember a guy there who had insanely severe OCD.
Like any other mental illness, there is no will involved. This guy had lived in the mental hospital for years and I coulnt see him ever being able to live independantly.
It was his birthday while I was in there so I made him this necklace (yes we had craft time). He would spend hours putting the necklace on, then taking it off and throwing it in the trash. Then fish it out of the trash and start all over again. I wish I never gave him that fuckin necklace!
Some days he would spend the entire day exiting and entering his room, unable to choose one or the other. Other days he would do this with his pants, pants on, pants off, pants on, pants off.
To see such an extreme case of OCD really clued me into what this disorder is all about.
I think people in general are really misinformed when it comes to mental illness.
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@Clarisse-Sarf London!! :o)
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Submitted by Clarisse on September 10, 2008 - 3:54pm.
YOIKS!!!! Howdy Cowgirl!! :o)
Happy Bidet to ya avvy!!
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Submitted by Clarisse on September 10, 2008 - 8:54am.
...i happen to be a therapist!! (at least i play one on tv)
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
El B.,
Is that Northern England bastaRD or Southern England BaSTard?
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Boob3rries!
My morning boobs!!! Yeah!
El B.,
Hm. You should see a therapist. Huh? What a coi-winkie dink...i happen to be a therapist!! (at least i play one on tv)
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@M.E. My sister in law and her daughter has OCD tendencies. SIL has trained herself to not "give in". (her words) She tells her daughter to fight mentally it as if it was cancer. It is my understanding that people with true OCD REALLY hate it. I have never heard one say, "OK I have just washed my hands a jillion times, that is just the way I am. Oh Well."
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
I pronounce it Ear-rark. Cos i'm a bastard! :o)
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Submitted by name_optional on September 10, 2008 - 10:06am.
If hear that lipstick wearin' pig Palin mispronounce the country we invaded "eye rack" one more gOD damn time I'm gonna have an anxiety attack myself!
LOL. If she pronounces it 'I-Rock' people will say shes braggin'.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/37946/how_to_pronounce_iraq_and...
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Hi angel!
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
@ME:
Fair enough...but here is my issue, right here.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 10, 2008 - 11:31am.
Claiming to have OCD and being diagnosed as having OCD are two different things.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Morning Booby Berries!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
I have OCD, i have to yank my bellrope 48 times before bed otherwise i dont sleep! True. My doctor said so!
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Morning LCT! Clarisse!
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OnT: Good for you dude! You made me crave half McDonald's at fucking 10 am. Stupid ass.
I have OCD's too and no one is related to my weight or the way I eat o.O
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http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
"I would think people who actually HAVE OCD don't go around bragging about it and think their habits are just the way they are."
Bingo Carrottopalina!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.