Like Mother, Like Daughter

There's no better way to start your day than with two grouch faces wishing you a BAD MORNING. I'm pretty relieved to see that Baby Honor inherited her mother's signature miserable expression.

I would be willing to take some medication for my allergic reaction to babies if it meant that I could spend a couple of minutes with Baby Honor. I'd "coo" at her and she'd roll her eyes. I'd wave at her and she'd give me the side-eye. I'd make stupid animal sounds to make her laugh and she'd burp in my face. That's my kind of baby.

Although, Baby Honor does have a valid reason for being so grouchy. I mean, her name is Honor and she probably knows it.

Here's MiserAlba and Honor in NYC yesterday.

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Jessica Alba

Submitted by SophiaX on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 10:06am.

:s wow! that's an ugly kid :s they wanted her to b brown n she turned to b a piece of s***!! poor thing

Submitted by The C word on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 10:04am.

ubmitted by Pers on September 10, 2008 - 9:59am.
"I look at the happy things! The happy things! The happy things! I look at the happy things, turn that frown upside down!" Kenny vs. Spenny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUdb7Yssic4
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LOL Pers! I love me some Spenny...

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 10:04am.

The MiserAlba gene lives on.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Submitted by KaosAndMe on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 10:00am.

You can style that baby's hair with a facecloth..
why does it need a barrette??

Submitted by Pers on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:59am.

"I look at the happy things! The happy things! The happy things! I look at the happy things, turn that frown upside down!" Kenny vs. Spenny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUdb7Yssic4
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08

Submitted by KD on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:56am.

She jinxed that poor baby by "hoping" she would be brown and exotic looking. Now she is ugly and white as ever.

Submitted by beerbohmlove on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:52am.

She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?--☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆------------
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:46am.

Wow, Miseralba has lost her full cheeks. She looks drawn and tired. Could she possibly be caring for that baby herself?

And poor little Honor! She's growing up in a house full of doom and gloom. That's sad. Hopefully the nanny is smiley and fun.

Submitted by joanne on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:41am.

Best wishes to Honor, hope she can live up to her name.

Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:41am.

Hm...I thought all babies were cute. There goes another theory down the pooper.

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Submitted by gia on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:39am.

i am sorry, but that baby is not that pretty at all. she looks like her dad with those squinty eyes. alba is not that gorgeous in my eyes, she looks like a dopey labrador retreiver to me sometimes, then other times she looks kind of hot.... but it would have been much better if honor looked like her...her dad is kind of sleazy looking.

Submitted by loozer on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:37am.

Ah, Ziggy, sending some x's and o's your way.
I wish I had a dollar for every time someone has asked me 'what is wrong?' because my natural expression is not a smile.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:35am.

She looks so natural & comfy holding her baby *eyeroll*

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:34am.

That baby looks like a hobbit.

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Submitted by Michaela on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:33am.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 10, 2008 - 7:59am.

Nice avi Michaela, i used to have a big crush on Michael Praed

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He was the best Robin Hood EVER! God I loved that show. The box sets are out with all three seasons too.

Too bad he never made it big after leaving the show. Jason Connery could not hold a candle to him but he did OK as his replacement "Son of Herne" LOL

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:31am.

I am dissapointed,I thought her baby would be prettier than that.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by heyheyheyangel on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:26am.

I think they both look beautiful. And grouchy. But still. Beautiful grouchy bitch.

In unrelated news is anyone else watching Americas Next Top Model? It makes me feel very very fat.

Submitted by Otter Pop on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:26am.

Smile, bitch, you're an undeserving multi-millionaire!

Submitted by CLB on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:25am.

At least this one picked the right kind of nanny to have around...ugly and fat.

Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:25am.

Send it back--not brown enough.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:25am.

While I am no fan of the Alba, I don't hold her general expression against her.

Many people, myself included, look miserable purely because of the natural resting state of our faces.

Fortunately for some, and I include myself in this category again, they are usually miserable every moment of their waking lives, so it saves an awful lot of effort.

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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:23am.

The baby is kinda cute, but yet another wacky name to be given = Honor?! Would've sounded better for a boy IMO. MiserAlba seems to be living up to her name, but hopefully she'll make a good mom. That is all.
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:22am.

That Silver Surfer movie has been on HBO a lot last weekend, so I wasted my time and watched it. She looks so stupid as a blue-eyed blonde. She didn't smile much in that movie either, so I guess it was an easy roll (in the words of brit) for her.

Submitted by name_optional on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:18am.

Alba is pretty and incredibly unsexy.
Bucket-o-boring in the sheets methinks.

adorable kid tho.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:18am.

So, has this dumbass told the media if the baby is brown enough for her yet?

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:15am.

that baby is cute, however

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Submitted by BootsieBug on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:13am.

With her hair in her face like that, Mseralba looks like Samara from "The Rng".

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:05am.

what a picture of misery!
good morning beyotches, too much work to do and no time to play! ;(
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Submitted by beerbohmlove on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:04am.

----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------

Submitted by orangecordial on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:02am.

Baby looks like a troll but Im sure she will be beautiful...one day

Submitted by Auntie Mame on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 9:02am.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 10, 2008 - 7:57am.
Would it kill the bitch to smile now & again?

Jeez, bitch, lighten UP

I think at this point in the game if this bitch broke into a grin the universe as we know it will explode.

"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 8:59am.

Nice avi Michaela, i used to have a big crush on Michael Praed

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Submitted by Michaela on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 8:58am.

She is a miserable cabrona just like my cousin, Damaris. Always miserable. Her daughter, thankfully, is a ray of sunshine. I see MiserAlba has one of those ugly Orbit baby strollers.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 8:57am.

Would it kill the bitch to smile now & again?

Jeez, bitch, lighten UP

~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4

Submitted by The C word on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 8:56am.

Submitted by dogsill on September 10, 2008 - 8:45am.
i like her stripey top..
& baby bows are lame.
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ITA about baby bows. It makes me laugh when parents try to clip/wrap those things to 3 strands of hair...right up there with those stupid headbands.

Oh, and I like her scarf. :)

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 8:56am.

Me smells a shameless attention grab... why is bubs facing forward in that awkward position? Doesn't look quite natural or comfortable...

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Submitted by VooDooVixen on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 8:55am.

That baby is cute! She is just pissed off that her mother named her such a sucky gay-ass name!

They should get Alba's kid and Sad Clown Baby together for a fun filled play date!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 8:53am.

Could Alba walk around all the time with the hair in front of her face? Big improvement.

Submitted by loozer on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 8:51am.

Oh, go on and admit it, MK. You are a big ole softy. Gooing babies warm the cockles of your cold, cynical heart.

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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
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Submitted by BlissBoo on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 8:51am.

Would it KILL Jessica to fucking smile? Fake smile even? She owes her career to cameras because she certainly doesn't have the talent to back her up. Ungrateful bitch.