Wednesday, September 10th 2008
Like Mother, Like Daughter
There's no better way to start your day than with two grouch faces wishing you a BAD MORNING. I'm pretty relieved to see that Baby Honor inherited her mother's signature miserable expression.
I would be willing to take some medication for my allergic reaction to babies if it meant that I could spend a couple of minutes with Baby Honor. I'd "coo" at her and she'd roll her eyes. I'd wave at her and she'd give me the side-eye. I'd make stupid animal sounds to make her laugh and she'd burp in my face. That's my kind of baby.
Although, Baby Honor does have a valid reason for being so grouchy. I mean, her name is Honor and she probably knows it.
Here's MiserAlba and Honor in NYC yesterday.
Hmmm, the baby- so so, nothing special, ugly nose, fugly hair clip
Alba- very pretty
I guess I can't speak for her, she most likely is a miserable bitch - but I have the same exact mouth, and even if you're feeling neutral or happy, your lips still pout and you look pissed even if you're not. After all these years, I'm sick of plastering a fake smile on my face so strangers don't think I'm mean. I can no longer risk unnecessary wrinkles for people I don't even know. Based on my own experience, that could just be her normal, expressionless face.
Damn I hate this bitch. She has to be the most miserable-looking celebrity out there. How can someone with so much be so grouchy?
ha ha, I love it. The kid is just mad because crazy men with cameras are following her mommy.
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does alba actually hold baby honor regularly? she looks mighty uncomfortable holding her...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
As the mother of an 8 month old and 3 year old, I think she looks really uncomfortable holding the baby, like she doesn't do it much.
That baby has a strong head on her shoulders.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Neither of them likely got any sleep last night, if she's a mother and not just a nanny's keeper on the payroll. This bitch hasn't cracked a smile since she found out she was knocked up, and she sure isn't giving her kid any reason to smile either. Is it so bad that her career ended up more like Pam Anderson's than Angelina Jolie's?
I'm with Ziggy. (Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 10, 2008 - 9:25am.)
Besides, why exert all the muscles it takes to make a smile, when all I have to do is exert one to give the finger?
how can anyone say alba's baby's ugly? :) she's too cute!
I think clips in babies' hair look cute but that clip is really ugly. The color of the outfit isn't doing her any favors, either.
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OMG, she got the total cholita child! This baby looks just like the ones in the carts at the Highland Park Food For Less. All she needs are the pierced ears. Yeah, Alba - you can run from your genes but you can't hide. Cute little chicas patas baby...
EEEK, baby Honor looks like her daddy CASH...no wonder she's grouchy. But i suppose it could be worse. My "ex"'s little boy looks exactly like Tori Spelling!! =*(
I feel sorry for Miseralba...we all would be miserable too if a baby that hideous with that gigantic a cranium plopped out of our hoo-hahs. Sad but true. I pray that this is just an ugly phase of childhood development...of course most kids don't seem to go through it as much as celebrity kids.
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
Miseralba is probably unhappy because she's a size 6. The baby...well, her mom is Miseralba...how's she supposed to deal with that?!
Your face!
Maybe the rest of her body will grow to catch up w. her head. Poor thing.
I had a giant watermelon head at one point, too.
Not a cute kid.
Baby looks like its going to grow up to be a miserable, stuck up hack just like its mom.
Hmmmmm.
Not very brown.
Not cute.
That baby's got a BIG head! Did Jessica's ego inflate the baby's head too?
y tu mama tambien!
Lord forgive me but that little girl is not the cuteness..same thing with salma hayeks daughter. I wish she would get pregnant again and bitch about how "fat" she is. ~Pain is Beauty
That poor bebe is being twisted and held up by her little genital area, can someone teach this overpaid, no talent bitch how to hold a baby? I thought the Mexican nanny was supposed to drive the bitchy little overpopulation pest around. Acccch, who cares, she'll just be another C-U-N-T with a text message mentality soon.
poor bebe
bebe not too cute
Submitted by jollybee on September 10, 2008 - 4:05pm.
Whos in the avvy? Its driving me nutzo!
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
hahahah that was hilarious! hee hee! i have to admit baby honor does look pissed! but jessica miseralba is pretty ... i cant deny that!
--She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
Looking at that babys gargantuan head reminds me.........when is 'The Shield' coming back?
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
That kid is fug.
yeeeck, man she is miserable...
The baby is cute. But I'm surprised she was showing her off like that. I would have thought Miseralba would have a blanket over her. Guess she realizes her 15 minutes are up.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 10, 2008 - 8:11am.
the barrette in her hair is so people know the baby is s a girl.
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I'm surprised that Alba doesn't think that everyone in the world KNOWS her baby is a girl. Isn't her baby on the top of everyone's priority list? :)
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Ow, ya dont stop, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
Give me more of that funky horn
What's that? Yeah. Funky Funky. Biddy biddy bop.
the barrette in her hair is so people know the baby is s a girl.
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You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
-Carly Simon
Yeah, this thingie on her head is soooo annoying and useless.
What the hell are those shoes Miserabla is wearing ? I thought they didn't exist anymore...
That doohickey on the baby's head is annoying.
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Ow, ya dont stop, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
Give me more of that funky horn
What's that? Yeah. Funky Funky. Biddy biddy bop.
oh, i thought this baby looked kinda cute, all fat and chubbly. i wish her mom had more than one facial expression
That baby isn't ugly! I think she's cute
Mom sucks cock though
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This avvie is for Oklahoma
Ashley> I hate that, too! I don't even think I have bitchface...maybe my normal expression just looks like that? It's still annoying AND presumptuous. How does the person telling you to "Smile!" know that you didn't just have a death in the family or something??
Hmmmm say something nice....Ummmmm...welll...the baby is...interesting looking?
Another ugly baby. Her and Christina should have a play date for their ugly kids.
I used to carry my babies facing out because I think they like to look at everything. Then again, I am pretty sure Miseralba was doing the entire thing for the paps. She wanted to make sure they got the baby's face.
Baby looks just like Cash....which would be fine, if she were a boy.
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You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
-Carly Simon
Submitted by Hekki on September 10, 2008 - 9:14am.
Makes me wonder if they hire someone to give their husbands blow jobs, too.
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To hear some tell it, that falls under nanny duties, too.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I don't know if she just has bitch face (I know I do) or if she is just a miserable person. One thing I hate is people who come up to me and tell me to "smile" or say "things can't be so bad, cheer up". I usually just tell them to FUCK OFF.
Only CRAZY people walk around with a smile plastered on their face! I would much rather have Bitch Face.
First xtina and now miseralba....both need to go back to the school of baby holding. Although maybe they do it on purpose to DISPLAY their children to the world. who knows?
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She looks kinda awkward holding her like that, and what? Cash Warren is half black?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Yikes. I'm sure Honor will look better as she ages.
If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
WOW - not a cute baby! Too bad he, opps, I mean she looks like her daddy....
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Who are these bitches who can't take the baby out WITHOUT the nanny being one step behind? I have a feeling they don't really know what to do with their babies except show them off. If the baby cried and the nanny wasn't there, they wouldn't know what to do. But they have to pretend they're really maternal and caring.
Fucking spoiled women.
I see this in my neighborhood all the time. Or they make the nanny push the stroller and they walk along with their Starbucks cups and make the nanny wait outside with the kid while they pop into boutiques.
These women hire people to do EVERYTHING for them. Makes me wonder if they hire someone to give their husbands blow jobs, too.
That baby is cute but looks cold or something. That baby will eventually turn out brown, FOR SURE. (Miseralba is 1/2 Mexican and Cash Warren is 1/2 black) Babies change so much that there's no telling what she'll look like in a few years.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
As sucky as the name Honor sounds, it is a somewhat common spanish name. That being said, I truly hope that little baby starts looking more like her mom as she gets older. Right now she looks just like her daddy and he ain't exactly cute.
Can you hate your life before you're even 6 months old?
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