Tuesday, September 9th 2008
Nicole Kidman's Face Does Not Move
It really doesn't. It looks like Nicole Kidman took one of those creepy Jabbawockeez masks to her plastic surgeon and told him that's what she wants her face to look like. I think Vivica Fox and Nicky share the same DuPont-trained surgeon.
I mean, how does Nicky eat, blink, burp or suck dick? Silly me. She doesn't do any of those things. She spends her days with her face over a fan to keep it from completely melting.
Here's forever frozen Nicky and Keith out in London tonight. And yes, it was only 2 months ago that a pillow came from under Nicky's shirt. She dropped the extra feather weight in no time.
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Does he just take one glance at her in the morning and automatically dress for her funeral?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Where's the Sunday Roast? Did she hand it back to the stork cos it weren't delivered by her.
Why should her face move? I don't believe she fucks, sucks dick, or anything sexual anyway. And do you really think she eats? Please. Her mouth is useless. You know it, I know it, and the American people know it.
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"I like to think of myself of handy-capable." - Theodore Bagwell
I'd pay for the chance to trip the bitch and see if her face does shatter in a million pieces. I don't think her hairline can moove back much farther without her being totally bald.
nicole looks good here, but i still prefer the red hair...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Remind why she's worthy of the Best Actress Oscar.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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even so, she's fracking HAWT there.....
I may get slammed, but I think she looks good. I never could understand what the hell she saw in Tommyboy that made her want to stay married to him for as long as she did.
She didn't even get pregnant chi chi's...
Maybe the special effects dept, Pregnancy division forgot to give her them to wear out on the town.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Her face may be frozen in time but she still looks better than those freaks whose shit is all distorted. I can't hate on how she looks. At least she has good people working on her.
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
I'm going to say something nice about the ice queen, ready? Her hair color is fabulous.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
How in the world did Nicole Kidman have a baby recently?! Aside from her face being frozen in time...what the hell?!
Your face!
Love her dress and it's further proof that she didn't birth a baby!
Nothing says "country" like a London limo and a three-piece, tailored, wool suit with Italian silk tie.
I think she looks good........ i'd try botox but I'm afraid of drooping eyelids, and the remote possibility that it would kill me. i think i'd rather have a facelift than risk death by botulism
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
No one is here when I'm here. what. up.
I showered. I even used soap this time.
Submitted by Otter Pop on September 9, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Bitch. I had my kid ten years ago and I still haven't lost the weight.
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Hahaha, try twenty-six. I'm still waiting for my milk to dry up. :0)
I don't want to grow old gracefully. I wasted all my pretty years. :( I want the botox!
Actually I can see the convenience of having a face that doesn't move. Saves valuable mirror-peering time. You know you're stuck with what's on show so why look at it?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 9, 2008 - 8:32pm.
What was the topic of this thread again?
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Poo? I keed, I keed....
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Tiger Lilly -
I already tried to start a poo thingy in the MJ thread! LOL!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 9, 2008 - 6:56pm.
What was the topic of this thread again?
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Poo? I keed, I keed....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Her face don't move but that hairline sure do...Tyra Banks got nothin' on that 8head...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tubereuse on September 9, 2008 - 8:14pm
Sorry to be the one to tell you this but Nicole Kidman got some work done
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Nicole Kidman looks better in movies than in photographs, for some reason. Maybe because she drops that hard expression when she's acting.
Well, we'll always have Naomi Watts to remind us of what Nicole Kidman once was and sometimes still is.
Submitted by paulapoo on September 9, 2008 - 4:44pm.
I love that dress. It looks fantastic on her, regardless of her inability to control her face.
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Yeah. She's like a younger version of Helen Mirren in that she understands what to wear and how to wear it. I love their sense of style. And I hope neither of them ever thinks she needs to go under the knife.
So what is Stepford Katie wearing these days?
Keith Urban looks like he screams when he's bufu'd. Also he has too many guylights in his over-long frizettes. He plucks his caterpillars. He is "special friends" with Kenny "I Am Not A Gay American" Chesney.
What was the topic of this thread again?
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
I don't know what all the hoopla is about this guy. He looks like a troll.
I love that dress. It looks fantastic on her, regardless of her inability to control her face.
Bitch. I had my kid ten years ago and I still haven't lost the weight.
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 9, 2008 - 5:39pm.
Your probably right. What irks me is the fact that she tried to cover it up (possibly). Either say what's going on, or don't say anything! Who gives a shit, 'cause I don't.
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"Blinding me, he song remains reminding me,
He's a bandit and a heartbreaker,
Oh but Jesus was a crossmaker" - Judee Sill
She looks good
I wonder if you trip her and her face hits the pavement will if shatter into a million pieces?? If one of you happens to run into her, try it and let me know.
All of a sudden I'm having flash backs of that fabulous movie Death Becomes Her with Goldie Hawn and Glen Close. The funeral steps scene at the end of the movie is the best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcz0L6tzJiU
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I think she got a surrogate mother her belly looked small and her boobs stay the same size
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I honestly think she looks better with the botox. But then again, I was dropped on my head as a kid so I don't make fucking sense half the time.
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