Tuesday, September 9th 2008
Nicole Kidman's Face Does Not Move
It really doesn't. It looks like Nicole Kidman took one of those creepy Jabbawockeez masks to her plastic surgeon and told him that's what she wants her face to look like. I think Vivica Fox and Nicky share the same DuPont-trained surgeon.
I mean, how does Nicky eat, blink, burp or suck dick? Silly me. She doesn't do any of those things. She spends her days with her face over a fan to keep it from completely melting.
Here's forever frozen Nicky and Keith out in London tonight. And yes, it was only 2 months ago that a pillow came from under Nicky's shirt. She dropped the extra feather weight in no time.
I think she looks good. But then again I'm not looking at the closeups. She definitely looks better now then she did back in the day.
yup, her face is like a frozen bag of fries, but she DOES have nice legs...just sayin...
Doesn't botox eventually stop working? I read that your body can build up antibodies or resistance to the botulism after extensive use, and then it just doesn't work anymore.
*trotting off to google it*
It looks like she had collagen done to her lips also. I always thought she looked like a major beotch, now she just looks like a frozen beotch, haha! Keith looks like a doofus with that Billy Ray Cyrus hair.
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How frozen Nicole's face has become is easy to see when you watch any of her recent work on film (if you dare). Gone are the subtle changes of facial expression... Now she can barely deliver her lines.
Whatever, I don't think she's ever looked better than this, frankly
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
I am convinced she was never pregnant.
Where's Sunday Roast? Seriously though: Sunday Rose? Rose is all well and fine, but SUNDAY?!?!? What, are they gonna name any other kids they may have, like, Thank God it's FRIDAY or Blue MONDAY? So silly and pretentious, I must say...
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This is the best hair color for her........glad to see it is back. That Grandma White Blond was deplorable!
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~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Oh hell quit blaming Tom! She's been gone from him almost as long as she was with him. She's her OWN mess! Why does this freak always grab her crotch? Me thinks she might own some berries and a twig.
Whatever, bitch! She looks smokin' hot!
Lots of Nicoloonies here today. *ducks*
One thing I will say. She and Tommy Girl were made for each other. Both complete fuckin' weirdos.
I remember when the whole divorce went down.
A noted coumnist in California wrote a theory on how the deal was that Nicole marry Tom for 10 years and reap all the benefits/rewards of being married to an A-list star.
She was talented enough not to have to pop out his natural spawn in their bearded hell-union.
Enter the adopted chirrenz.
Katie Holmes, however, was not so lucky.
'Dawson's Creek' did not exactly help her case.
Of course Cruise's sperm ain't gonna work when it's constantly going in the no-no hole!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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OFF TOPIC - Sorry guys I found this & HAD to share
It's a good thing David Duchovny is tucked away in rehab, Ricky Martin is busy nursing his babies and Britney Spears isn't allowed to leave Los Angeles because Fashion Rocks host Denis Leary would have made them cry Friday night.
"David Duchovny will not be here tonight. I think you know why. ... I don't really buy the sex addiction thing, do you? If sex is an addiction I might as well have my own ... wing at the Betty Ford Center. Just a little computer and a plaque that has my name on it,” Leary railed in his introduction.
It took only minutes to move on to Britney. "Britney Spears will not be here tonight but we're gonna do a little Britney tribute later on. I'm gonna chug a bottle of NyQuil, do seven shots of vodka, shave my head and make out with members of the paparazzi and then I'm gonna leave my kids with Lil' Wayne for about 3½ weeks,” Leary joked.
But the crass joke that brought down the house was about poor Ricky. "Ricky Martin will not be here tonight,” Leary said. "He just had twins today. Surrogate mom. Yeah, they had to do it that way because babies don't come out of other men's a----.”
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Submitted by Mick on September 10, 2008 - 9:19pm.
An intriguing question... particularly in the light of the miscarriage that Nicole suffered directly after Cruise served divorce proceedings against her. She had a miscarriage and asked the doctors to DNA test the fetus so that Cruise could NOT accuse her of getting pregnant by another man. She apparently did this because she expected he would not believe it was his, and would use it against her in the divorce settlement.
So what can we deduce from this?
1. He and Nicole were still 'doing it' up until the time her dumped her.
2. At least until that time he believed he was sterile.
3. He is occasionally fertile.
Questions remaining: Did Cruise's fertility extend to the conception of Suri? (Or is she really the spawn of L Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm or one of virgin Katie's ex-boyfriends? - what's his name again? The one from Sin City with the eyebrows?)
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Wyle E Coyote
*SuperGenius*
OK, so can someone answer me a question?
In all the years that Nick and Miss Thang-Cruise were married, they shrieked and carried on about how unsuccessful they were in having a kid.
Yet, they re-marry and each one has a kid (that's assuming that the Cruiser did indeed spill his semen inside Bot-Woman, or used a turkey baster) - wuz up??
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 9, 2008 - 9:00pm.
Does he just take one glance at her in the morning and automatically dress for her funeral?
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Harsh!
Eh, who am I kidding? Bwhaaa ha ha ha ha!!
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 9, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by Tubereuse on September 9, 2008 - 8:14pm
Sorry to be the one to tell you this but Nicole Kidman got some work done
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I think you're right; thanks. :) I remember her from this old, crummy movie with her on a boat. She did look different.
I guess she's an example of plastic surgery done right.
I know this sounds unbelievable but she does actually move her face and she can frown. I don't know why she freezes her face when she is at events like that... makes her look totally plastic and honestly, she's had a lot less done than most celebs.
The only thing I can tell she's had done is her lips because they were really thin when she was a young actress.
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Wyle E Coyote
*SuperGenius*
Such a happy looking couple, NOT! I'm assuming that Nic isn't nursing the holy precious Sunday herself. She wouldn't be wearing a tight fitting black dress if she was. What a wimp.
I think they named the baby Sunday so Nicole Kidman remembers that she does have a baby at least ONCE a week. And hairdressers appointments every other day.
she looks so plastic
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She looks great and her husband is hot,she does not have great style and seems a little dumb but I still think she is cool.I have never had work done and Ihave zero wrinkles too,its all in your genes and how you maintain yourself.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I am totally envious of her figure and her husband. I detest how she emphatically denies Boxox; she certainly appears as though she is a customer. I don't care how passionately you avoid the sun; no 40-plus year-old looks this young naturally. My sister (38) hasn't spent a day in the sun as she breaks out, her fair skin has a wrinkle or two when she smiles at least; and she does have some freckles--none of which I have seen on Nicole, who grew up in Australia, as opposed to northern US, where we were raised.
Nicole Kidman is a lot creepier to me than Tom Cruise. Tom may have some weird beliefs, but he is pretty coherent, responsive and alert. Nicole is all kinds of spaced and flaked out. Her husband is hot though.
Dang, well I just came here to drive by post. Got to go to bed. Must be up in 5 hours. This is why in the morning I always wear innapropriate outfits. I am too tired to think what to wear for my old ass age.
Good nite.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 10, 2008 - 12:11am
PSL, I love ya. Don't get me started on her kids and how they were raised in the cult and how she can't really see them. It is a shame. Nicole has had a hard life. Sadly, it started when she met Tommy Girl and that is her fault, but she had to make a hard decision to break clean. Whether she cheated on him or not, or whether she precipited the divorce (which I do not believe) he headed for divorce 3 weeks before the 10 year anniversary that would have cost him half), she got out. In scientology kids are adults and not really subject to the parents.... it is sad those kids have been brainwashed .....she will never have a close relationship with them unless they break clean and honestly.... they were born and bred scientology... so that won't happen.
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vany, me too. To break away from that cult takes a lot of guts. It's too bad she rarely gets to see her other kids.....
Shit, I've done Botox before- I love it.
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I've been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved?
I've been put down, I've been pushed 'round- when will I be loved?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 10, 2008 - 12:03am.
I agree... hell, I hate when people come in here and think that people over the age or 30 should be wearing frocks. Yes, nicole may have a problem with the botox, but that is a small issue, when you think she got to thank Moulin Rouge for getting the Tommy Girl off her ass....
PS- in case you could not tell, I love the fact that she got out of scientology so I got respect for her. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by niki on September 10, 2008 - 12:02am
Thank you. Shit am 37 and I still rock one. I agree that people got to dress their age or not dress slutty when they they are my age, but this dress ain't age innapropriate. She looks fine....____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
*hey vany! I agree, with Nicole's body, she certainly can still pull off a mini....and it is mid thigh, not ass-grazing......she has always dressed beautifully. She's one who usually gets it right- the opposite of Britney.
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I've been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved?
I've been put down, I've been pushed 'round- when will I be loved?
- Buddy Holly
If the life expectancy is over 75 then she's barely middle age. Wear a mini skirt and flaunt the gams. Surely as women who take care of ourselves we could care less if we're "over the age" of mini-skirts. Fuck that. Show your sexy regardless of age. Oh and if botox can be done and made to look this okay then shit why not. She still looks like Nicole. It's just her eyebrows don't move. Who needs moveable eyebrows anyway. Except clowns and 90% of you would agree they're creepy. Erm my point just got lost there, huh? Well whatever she looks okay to me. ________________________________________________
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Submitted by nicwasinberlin on September 9, 2008 - 11:52pm.
I know they recommend against miniskirts for the living dead. She needs a cape or something.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
*realizes status* Shit, I am a Nicoloonie... in my humble and crazy opinion she did have the baby and hmmmm.... can wear short skirts at 35... it ain't like she is wearing a micromini....
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Doesn't TLC's "What Not To Wear" recommend against miniskirts after 35?!?!?
Professor Nic
Hi sluts, I probs should not be commenting since I see nothing wrong with her... I don't like her, but based on who her ex-husband was she got to have some issues -- and she seems happy now, so argh, good for her.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
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Submitted by TITS on September 9, 2008 - 11:01pm.
That man has HUGE feet.
Could be why she married him.
Her hair has been known to look hideous, it looks good here. I think I see an ounce of baby weight left on her tummy, its not quite concave yet.
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 9, 2008 - 11:18pm.
They only give powdered milk.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Her breasts are milk duds.
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That man has HUGE feet.
Maybe this is one of those out of line queries, but where in the name of Xenu are Connor and Isabella? I can't really picture them living with either of their freak-parents. Boarding school, maybe?
Madam Pince, how could you forget Katie? Oh yeah, she had the baby, we don't know who the DAD is.
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I've been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved?
I've been put down, I've been pushed 'round- when will I be loved?
- Buddy Holly
she looks amazing, but I am not buying for one second that she had that baby.
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I've been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved?
I've been put down, I've been pushed 'round- when will I be loved?
- Buddy Holly
I still want my $4.99 back from Blockbuster from that shit-ass "Golden Compass".
Jan in the pan, in "The Head That Would Not DIE" had more box office.....oh, and I could see Keith and Kenny, but Keith is a bottom....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
You are still the funniest, no doubt. Jabawockeez mask!
People who should be forced to produce medical records/DNA tests regarding childbirth:
1) Nicole Kidman
2) Sarah Palin
3) Tameka Tranny
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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"
Death becomes her, she looks pretty good. She just needs a friend to reapply the Teflon now and then. Maybe Madonna could help?
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Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
she looks good, so does he(I LIKE his music).
*no hate here.
She/They beat the CO$. :)
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