Tuesday, September 9th 2008
This Is How It's Done
Last week, The Chicago Sun Times claimed Usher, 29, and his she-man wife, Tameka Foster, 38, separated after only one year of marriage. They also reported that she's knocked up with their second child. Today, UsWeekly and People both "confirm" through a source close to Usher that Tameka is in fact with child.
Usher's spokesbitch hasn't commented on the break-up or baby rumors.
This will be Tameka's fifth child. She gave birth to Usher Raymond V last November.
Tameka is a tranny with serious gold digging game. When your marriage to a rich dude is about to go down the toilet, rub your nuts together and make a baby! Child support from one baby is alright, but child support from two is even better!
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God!!!!!!!! Poor Usher!
Whoa! It looks like she's rubbing him over with her hand there and that sheepish grin. Usher looks like he's got a AAA battery down low.
Damn Usher, she'll break YOU in half.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah: You just want to get back into the game with a new album and all.
Bend over to the front and touch your toes bitch!
Tameka looks like a tranny linebacker ho, Usher looks like a chubby ghetto Pygmy. Sorry, but I doubt if either of their kids turn out half-way cute with parents like that.
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I will add this to my book of Wisdom from MK.
A tranny that gave birth to a star's child, divorces him in less than a year and waits patiently for her check?
Sounds like a Lifetime movie to me!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Seeeerious case of wonk-eye.
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"I'd like to give a shout out to all the honkies & crackas... I'd also like to say to my sistas at Walgreens ~ what's up??"
Their marriage was over so fast at the ceremony they should have said I don't instead of I do and then proceeded to their respective lawyers to get a divorce.
How much you wanna bet Usher and his momma start claiming this unborn baby isn't his?
Back in the day when my siser and I used to watch Dallas we would laugh at Sue Ellen getting all bothered about where JR was dunking his donut. Sissy would say "I wouldnt care if he never came home long as that money was in the bank and my bills paid." A golddigger is in it for the short haul, Sissy would have been in it for the coast to coast marathon!
That's one ugly ho.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Didn't she used to play Fullback for the Chicago Bears?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
I'm with Sandbitch -- I'm bettin' her DNA is XXY.
Usher, you need to sheath the little guy until this bitch is history.
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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"
The kid's name will be Bellhop Windowwasher Chantiqua Raymond.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
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that tranny's name is Mona Feet
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famous NYC drag queen
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----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
Ick she's a deranged tranny gold-digger...! Usher got what he deserved though...he's such a tool!
Your face!
If there's a Hallmark card for congratulating ghetto fabulousness, how's about we all chip in and send one to the happy couple?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 9, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Why did his mum name him USHER? She obviously had big plans for her baby boy...
USHER: one who escorts persons to their seats in a theater.
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maybe I shouldn't have named my boy Déchets. What? It sounded fancy.
cheeze it:
this sort of thing happens to everyone.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Is it just me or do black celebrities marry people that don't exactly play on the right "team".
Dang, she was pregnant within 6 months of her last baby. This girl is not messing around. I guess she is getting a standard fee, per child, in case of divorce.
And I believe she did have to sign a pre-nup... seems like I read it was the reason their initial wedding date got canceled... the day of the wedding. She refused to sign... and he refused to marry her.
But a week or so later... she ended up signing it anyway.
Why did his mum name him USHER? She obviously had big plans for her baby boy...
USHER: one who escorts persons to their seats in a theater.
Now you know Tameka had to give the man who use to be a woman but got knocked up a run for his (her) money. This is an Oprah, or a Muary show waiting to happen.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by original putas on September 9, 2008 - 7:06pm.
A 9 inch dick??
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
The other three are from her fist husband. She was married when Usher met her. I Don't know if he "stole" her from her husband, but she was a married woman when they met. She may be tranny looking, but shes got something Men want.
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Submitted by Albatross on September 9, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Five kids?! Two from Usher, and who knows about the other three. Jeebus...
She is so much bigger then him
She has the biggest shit eating grin on her face...and he has a smile that says "What the FUCK did I get myself into?!" I dont even think thats a smile he is wearing, maybe a grimace.
She's sticking her chin out like, "Feel that smooth Gilette shave..."
Usher is hot ONLY when he dances. I kinda think Justin Timberwolf is that way too....only hot when they are dancing. Otherwise...git da hell outta my face. lol.
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And now for something completely different...
heh heh heh *snort* heh heh heh *snicker snort*
tranny gots a baby up her fanny.
WTG Usher...ya numb nut. *slaps his forehead*
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And now for something completely different...
Ahh, this is one of those "we're separated but we still fuck wherever possible" sort of breakups.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Damn. That is one busted bitch.
Submitted by Stoney on September 9, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Why didn't he listen to his mother and dump that whore?
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Whenever he sends her a check, he will think about mama's words of wisdom... "Leave her alone"
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
I didn't think Trannies could get pregnant.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by M.E. on September 9, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Thats good , Lol
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
That smug look on "her" face sums it up. As does the hand placed strategically near his 'nads.
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"Hand in hand, we can live together. Ginger or not, we're all the same". ~ Cartman
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 9, 2008 - 1:34pm.
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LOL, no, just didn't get up.
I got pregnant though!
Submitted by M.E. on September 9, 2008 - 5:18pm.
what else did you raise your hips on a pillow or stuff your vagina whit paper to keep the sperm from leaking sperms???
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
I hope her made her sign a Prenup.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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I hope George Clooney's NEXT beard is taking good notes.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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Submitted by TT99 on September 9, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by OneLiner on September 9, 2008 - 5:04pm.
That's the funniest sig I have ever seen.
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Yeah it's badass, very true though...Thanks!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Why didn't he listen to his mother and dump that whore?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
"rub your nuts together and make a baby! "
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WTF LMAO!
Five kids?! Two from Usher, and who knows about the other three. Jeebus...
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Ain't no love in his club.
Only a gay man could love a face like that.
Interpret that however you want.
So if it's a boy will it be Usher VI?
I guess Tameka got sick of Usher having openly gay sex with other guys. Oh yeah, the cat's out of the bag.
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"I was hoping to dress something like Prince. But toned down, as if he were going to the zoo or the supermarket." - Jemaine Clement
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 9, 2008 - 1:17pm.
im pretty sure that in the gold diggin rule book is some rula about standing on your head to keep the sperm for the longest time in your vagina so you can get pregnant, lol
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I totally did that when we were trying for big D.
*turns red*
im pretty sure that in the gold diggin rule book is some rula about standing on your head to keep the sperm for the longest time in your vagina so you can get pregnant, lol
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus