V-Card For Sale
On his radio show today, Howard Stern will interview a 22-year-girl who is selling her virginity to the highest bidder on an auction site. Who said romance was dead? Goodbye virginity, hello prostitution!
The chick who is going by the fake name of " Natalie Dylan" is going to use the money to pay for her college education. Okay, if you're going to go by a fake name, why choose Natalie Dylan? Her marketing efforts are already failing! She should have picked something "flashier." I'm thinking "Poppy My Cherry."
Rush & Molly reports that Howard introduced Natalie to Dennis Hof, the creepy fat dude who owns the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada. The auction will take place on bunnyranch.com and the winner will take Natalie's v-card at the ranch. Natalie's sister already works there.
Natalie said she's been forced to sell her cherry, because her stepfather took out a student loan in her name, so she's unable to finance her education. She said, "I don't have a moral dilemma with it. Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity? I understand some people may condemn me. But I think this is empowering. I'm using what I have to better myself."
In order to prove that she's a virgin, Natalie will take a lie-detector test and undergo a gynecological exam. She's not just choosing any dick either. The highest bidder won't necessarily be the one she does bloody sexy times with. She's going to screen the bidders and find a dude she's happy with.
Natalie already has her bachelor's in women's studies from Sacramento State. In January she starts working on getting her master's in marriage and family therapy. HA!
Heidi Montag better step up her hooker game. It looks like she has some serious competition for the title of world's greatest feminist hero.
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 9, 2008 - 12:35pm.
I'll pay $10 to help her lose her Virginity, and then tell her to use that $10 to buy the right color of Fucking make-up to match her SKIN COLOR!!!
LMAO...I was thinking the same thing. Chick looks like a Bratz Doll
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Off topic: Sign # 57 that you spend WAY too much time bullshitting here...When asked for your user name, you type in Dlisted....
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Are we really supposed to believe, judging from this photo, that this girl has never had a penis anywhere near her vagina or anus? Unless she's had her hymen restored by plastic surgery.
Well, we can all rest assured that some fool and his money will soon be parted.
this is really similar of that occasion James blun sold his sister on ebay and his sister ended getting marry to the guy who bought her
http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/blunt%20sold%20s...
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20046015,00.html
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
I'll pay $10 to help her lose her Virginity, and then tell her to use that $10 to buy the right color of Fucking make-up to match her SKIN COLOR!!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Whatever..when it comes down to it, we're all a bunch of whores anyway.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I also heard OJ Simpson has a degree in nonviolent relations from Sacramento State...
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
And what kinda guy would bid on this thing anyway? Mostly, we give it away for love:)) And what if she's awful...will the dude get a credit to his charge card?
She said, "I don't have a moral dilemma with it. Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity? I understand some people may condemn me. But I think this is empowering. I'm using what I have to better myself."
- This should be framed or something.
So, she must be Pro-Palin, huh?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Gross, imagine if its a 200 year that wants to do her w/ a pickle? *flushes puke*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Damn....just DAMN! Howard Stern has reached a new low and I didnt think it was possible. Someone needs to slap the stupid out of this girl.
I call BS on this as well. I bet it is all a hoax.
This definitely happened a few years ago. It was a British girl who tried to sell her virginity on ebay.
Wow, this is totally disgusting. Selling your virginity.
Her parents must be so thrilled.
And Howard Sterns (struggling model) fiance who's about 20 years younger isn't a whore. No she's not marrying him for that 500,000,000.00 deal he got. Nope it's for his charm and good looks not those 8 zeros.
I wouldn't be surprised if this has happened before.
I'm more shocked by the ugliness named Howard Stern.
My clit just shriveled into the fetal position.
She is a prostitute she just have a hymen
Woman or man who marry rich man or women for their money are prostitute's
Woman or man who have sex to get their way are prostitute's
Come to think of it we are all prostitute's
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
hahaahaha yiooo :)
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This is one of the stupidest things I've heard in a while, yet the funniest. Its girls like this who are constantly in relationships, but girls with brains are the ones singled out... life is so unfair.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Someone needs to put her promise ring back on!
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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
In related news, Sacramento State has canceled its Women's Studies program, saying it's a failure.
Ohhhhhh crap, that's funny - women's studies, and going into counseling, no less. I'm going to round up my extra dimes and put Mr. Sausage Assault up to bidding on her (once I spring him from jay-jay).
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
This "virgin" has a sister who works at The Bunny Ranch?
I call publicity stunt!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
damn. thats one stupid virgin.
I hope she catches AIDS. Get these classless idiots out of the gene pool.
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What a brilliant whore!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Half of these ho's out here will fuck for free, so why not get top dollar! This may put a surge back into our economy!
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