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On his radio show today, Howard Stern will interview a 22-year-girl who is selling her virginity to the highest bidder on an auction site. Who said romance was dead? Goodbye virginity, hello prostitution!
The chick who is going by the fake name of " Natalie Dylan" is going to use the money to pay for her college education. Okay, if you're going to go by a fake name, why choose Natalie Dylan? Her marketing efforts are already failing! She should have picked something "flashier." I'm thinking "Poppy My Cherry."
Rush & Molly reports that Howard introduced Natalie to Dennis Hof, the creepy fat dude who owns the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada. The auction will take place on bunnyranch.com and the winner will take Natalie's v-card at the ranch. Natalie's sister already works there.
Natalie said she's been forced to sell her cherry, because her stepfather took out a student loan in her name, so she's unable to finance her education. She said, "I don't have a moral dilemma with it. Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity? I understand some people may condemn me. But I think this is empowering. I'm using what I have to better myself."
In order to prove that she's a virgin, Natalie will take a lie-detector test and undergo a gynecological exam. She's not just choosing any dick either. The highest bidder won't necessarily be the one she does bloody sexy times with. She's going to screen the bidders and find a dude she's happy with.
Natalie already has her bachelor's in women's studies from Sacramento State. In January she starts working on getting her master's in marriage and family therapy. HA!
Heidi Montag better step up her hooker game. It looks like she has some serious competition for the title of world's greatest feminist hero.
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why people would expect any more from Stern???
He is a tool and this chick is a down plain prostitute
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
anyone else think she looks like Gov Spitzer's ho?
sorry if someone mentioned it already....
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Submitted by Hekki on September 9, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Are we really supposed to believe, judging from this photo, that this girl has never had a penis anywhere near her vagina or anus?
Maybe she's like the girlfriend in Clerks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94wGndbOIPk
Well, I have an idea of what her therapeutic recommendations will be to unhappy couples that cum to her for advice....
Dumb slut.
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This is wrong on so many levels.
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I am so out of the loop. I had to look up "Wobbly H". hahahaha
Submitted by missy on September 9, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by la coocaracha on September 9, 2008 - 11:43am.
I listen to opie and anthony.. really funny shit.. theyre syndicated.. check to see if theyre in your area..
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My husband listens to the, every single fucking day of his sorry life...
If I could burn the studio down with them inside, I certainly would.
Bunch of brainless idiots.
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Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on September 9, 2008 - 11:32am.
Damn....just DAMN! Howard Stern has reached a new low and I didnt think it was possible. Someone needs to slap the stupid out of this girl
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Oh nooooo, Howard Stern has gone much lower than this. He worked in DC before he went to NYC. A commercial jet crashed into a bridge during a rush hour snowstorm, shearing off car tops, decapitating drivers, killing passengers and dumping some along with surviving crew members into the icy cold frozen river. It made national news and made a hero out of Lenny Skutnik, some guy who just jumped into the river to save a drowning stewardess. A few days later Howard was on his shtick cracking jokes about it and then he made a call on air to the airline company and asked the price for a one way ticket to the 14th st. bridge. That shit was not funny.
Not so bad you think? His first wife had a miscarriage and he was bummed out (understandably) and talked about it on air. Then he got the idea to call his wife. He wanted to talk about the miscarriage on air. It had to be one of the most painful things I'd ever heard. She tried her best to discourage him but he wouldn't let it go and she finally hung up before she got too hysterical. He is an asshole of the first order and nearly thirty years later I'd still have an urge to punch him in the mouth if I met him. He's a fuckin tool.
You can not sit here and tell me this made up college grad whos sister's got a pro pussy has never been poked.
But all in all I wish I had thought of that shit back before I got popped.
You can pay for an education but can't buy class!
Of course you can. That's why american heiresses married into the english nobility. (Winston Churchill's mum for instance.)
1. hows a guy to know he is getting what he paid for?
it isnt likely a 22 year old girl with a sister who works as a prostitute is a virgin.
2. howard stern s the father of of 3 young women who are close to this girls age, ratings or not youd think he be a bit more ...... reluctant to participate in this type of scam.
3. years ago i watched some program about the bunny ranch on hbo. the show attempted to portray a light hearted behind the scenes look at the world oldest profession. the whores were drug addicts, visibly tweaking and glassy eyed, one was missing a tooth. the owner of the bunny ranch was also red faced and glassy eyed. one whore looked like the sterotype of a man hating sex worker. the customers were obese and toothless.
if you have money enough to throw away on a whore, you should be able to get your teeth fixed.
Why would howard stern would want to promote that?
Does he think his girlfriend is a prostitue for marrying him?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
TITS:
Isn't Gertrude Stein a painter?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 9, 2008 - 5:04pm.
El Bastardo,
Laying low again? Are you workin your nagglers off ?
Yep indeedy!!! Laying low? I was here for 20mins Sat and 5 mins Sunday!! :o)
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Submitted by Salem13 on September 9, 2008 - 9:58am.
Like I said yesterday where the fuck is Gloria Steinem
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I think this one calls for a Gertrude Stein intervention.
El Bastardo,
Laying low again? Are you workin your nagglers off ?
On topic: If I were to pay for sex (WHICH I DO NOT!!) I imagine that I would want someone who knows all the bells and whistles...But, that's just me. (NO! I HAVE NEVER PAID!)
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Submitted by NotABoyNamedMat on September 9, 2008 - 9:52am.
Does anyone else remember that this was on an episode of Law & Order: SVU. The girl ended up dead, so I'm not sure I see things going very well for "Ms. Dylan"
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Law & Order is a tv show right? With scripts and actors pretending....?
Submitted by missy on September 9, 2008 - 12:49pm.
topanga - gotcha whore ;)
Thanx..slut =)
but seriously though...this is some f-d up sh**! I have student loans to pay off too, and yes I've contemplated knocking over a few liquor stores, writing a bad check, or participating in amatuer night at the local strip club,lol..but you know what stopped me...class and dignity. You can pay for an education but can't buy class!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I get the feeling that even if shes a virg her cooter still smells like old fish and onions!
Stoopid trout!
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Like I said yesterday where the fuck is Gloria Steinem to cunt punch a whore when you need her.
Submitted by missy on September 9, 2008 - 10:52am.
Submitted by angel_i on September 9, 2008 - 11:49am.
Except that she could end up spending all that money on drugs (street and/or scripted) just to get over it.
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yes, dude, id this is real she has no idea what this will do to her emotionally. where are her parents?
you all know im loosey goosey crazy bitch but, serisouly, where are this girls parents?
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She is 22 which is pretty full grown! Her parents shouldnt be in the equasion at this point....but I dunno.
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How bloody nice it will look on her resume once she completes her "education". She will be showered with serious job offers, I'm sure. Empowering my ass. That's plain old prostitution and that doesn't look good on anyone's resume. Anyway, I'm sure she's "young and has her whole life ahead of her". Sigh.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I think those two pledges who put her into the "wobbly H" at last year's Phi Beta Kappa All Trim Party might be pissed she's still touting herself as a virgin.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Is she Jewish? She can charge even more for Kosher....
what a fucking loser.
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In the ye oldyn days of prostitution, according to a memoir from madam Nell Kimball I once read, a young girl's virginity was sold over and over and over night after night to unwitting dupes.
Nothing new under the sun!
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 9, 2008 - 11:52am.
OK, say i believe it, but i bet her anus and tonsils are wrecked....also calluses on her hands and knees!!
AMEN!!
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Does anyone else remember that this was on an episode of Law & Order: SVU. The girl ended up dead, so I'm not sure I see things going very well for "Ms. Dylan"
lies, all lies
OK, say i believe it, but i bet her anus and tonsils are wrecked....also calluses on her hands and knees!!
btw-Hallo to all the virgins here!!!!!!
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*tumbleweeds*
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Submitted by angel_i on September 9, 2008 - 11:49am.
Except that she could end up spending all that money on drugs (street and/or scripted) just to get over it.
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yes, dude, id this is real she has no idea what this will do to her emotionally. where are her parents?
you all know im loosey goosey crazy bitch but, serisouly, where are this girls parents?
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GAWD! Why didn't I think of this?
topanga - gotcha whore ;)
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Except that she could end up spending all that money on drugs (street and/or scripted) just to get over it.
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Submitted by la coocaracha: "I miss Howard Stern in the mornings :("
I miss the OLD Howard Stern. Before he thought he was god. When he was humble and funny and married to Allison. Before he became obsessed with strippers and porn stars. He jumped the shark after his movie came out.
So basically all she learned from her Women's Studies degree was how to whore herself out and slap the "empowerment" label on it. How fucking stupid.
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Submitted by KD on September 9, 2008 - 9:30am.
I wouldn't be surprised if this has happened before.
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It has. In England (of course. wink wink). They have a thriving 'escort' business and I've seen this advertised before.
Just don't ask me how I know 'kay?
Submitted by missy on September 9, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by TOPANGA on September 9, 2008 - 11:35am.
Whatever..when it comes down to it, we're all a bunch of whores anyway.
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no fuckin way man. getting cash from a stranger for sex, in any context, takes something from you. theres no rationalization there. its different.
I was totally joking (this is Dlisted isn't it?)...of course selling your ass for money is the lowest of the low..but we really are all whores,lol.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Intact/nonintact hymens don't mean a whole lot. They can easily bust on their own. Then again, mine didn't bust until after I had had sex several times. They can also be restored. I feel sorry for the women in the middle east whose husbands just automatically assume they're not virgins if they don't bleed on their wedding night.
NO! I personally would like some proof that she "Natalie already has her bachelor's in women's studies from Sacramento State."
That's some twisted shit right there.
I mean... that's tantamount to someone studying Black History, then joining the KKK for dogs sake.
Nah, there's no truth to any of this story. Her's sisters a prostitute, her stepfather is a scam artist and she expects us to believe she's a virgin at 22?
Oh an btw there are operations to 'restore' the hymen.
Submitted by la coocaracha on September 9, 2008 - 11:43am.
I listen to opie and anthony.. really funny shit.. theyre syndicated.. check to see if theyre in your area..
http://www.opieandanthony.com/stations.cfm
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I miss Howard Stern in the mornings :(
All we have now is that racist, hateful, toxic, evil spewing Adam Corola in our town who rarely has anything interesting to say and seems only interested in purpetuating old, worn out sterotypes that about 80-90% of the show each day.
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Clarisse on September 9, 2008 - 12:40pm
Been there.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by TOPANGA on September 9, 2008 - 11:35am.
Whatever..when it comes down to it, we're all a bunch of whores anyway.
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no fuckin way man. getting cash from a stranger for sex, in any context, takes something from you. theres no rationalization there. its different.
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What's more pathetic is that Dennis Hof owner of the Bunny Ranch is taking 50% of the CUT!!!
Does she have a "reserve" price??
"In January she starts working on getting her master's in marriage and family therapy."
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Well she’s right on track for a career as a whor…sex therapist.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.