Diddy Doesn't Own A Jet
Diddy recently farted about how he's been forced to fly commercial, because he can't afford to pay the fuel for his private jet thanks to rising gas prices. Well, TMZ reports that Diddy doesn't exactly own a private jet. Maybe he was talking about his Barbie Party Plane?
Federal aviation records don't show Diddy as the registered owner of any private jet. A source said, "I have a list of every plane with the name of the owner, and he's not on it." Did they check all 10,000 of his names?
Diddy's spokesbitch said that he owns a "fractional" ownership in something called NetJets, a company that rents out private jets by the hour.
Oops. Somebody got caught in a lie! Lying is definitely not sexy, Diddy.
Does anybody know of a company that rents out brains by the hour? If a company exists, somebody give Diddy their number.
I am SHOCKED I tell you, shocked. Diddy lied? Never!
Bitch please.
Barbie Party Plane!! Funny, MK.
"Poop Diddy, are you in show business still?
I didn't know wearing a suit was a skill."
--- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
no need to go further. I never believe any bullshit that comes out of that man's horrible looking mouth.
Plus, it is known that owning a private jet ( and retaining the services of a pilot and flight staff) is a luxury that only the super wealthy can afford.
Pee diddle diddle is not super wealthy.
what a dumb ass. not only is he a dumbass, but he doesn't think before he opens his dolphin beak. what a dumb ass.
I'm not surprised he lied...he's a mega douche!
Your face!
What does Vote or Die mean? Is he threatening me? Is he trying to warn me that if I don't vote I will drop dead? What is it?
btw-STFU Diddy and walk.
it would be best if diddy just shut the hell up...
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Diddy STFU.
YES, Diddy's a douche.
BUT- it costs about $35K every time you fly in one of those NetJets. One-way.
So, considering that's more than a yearly wage for a WalMart worker, I wouldn't say NetJets is cheap, or ghetto.
YES, Diddy's a douche.
fractional ownership:
http://www.netjets.com/NetJets_Programs/Fractional_Aircraft_Ownership.as...
fleet:
http://www.netjets.com/NetJets_Fleet/NetJets_Fleet.asp
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
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I have some broken roller blades, three 1/2 used metro cards, and a broom to get around.
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I own a toll pass...does that count for something?
Diddy: go suck an egg
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Piddy has illusions of grandeur if he's imagining he's got planes. The man needs help. Perhaps if he learned to enclose his teeth, less oxygen would escape from his brain.
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@ Athina
Net Jets??? BAHAHAHHAHA. They don't even fly large Gulfstream jets. They fly smaller 6-8 passenger jets. It's the way "marginal celebrities" travel. You know, your Hulk Hogans and such. I know this because my bf is a pilot for Net Jets. It's not terribly expensive to buy in, and it's no way to travel if you consider yourself a "mogul." In fact, it's downright ghetto if you've got real money.
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That's not true. They have Gulfstreams and Boeing Business Jets. They have bigger jets in their fleet that can fly from Paris to LA non stop.
I once read an article about Madonna trowing a diva fit at an airport in Lisbon because she had to fly a Gulfstream GV instead of a Boeing Business Jet (which she normaly uses) to London.
FUCK DIDDY AND HIS FUCKING RACIST SHIT!!
Just thought I'd share these product reviews for the Barbie Party Plane:
Do not buy this toy!
By Fed-up with marketing to children
Received this as a gift for my four-year-old daughter and was shocked to find it came with martini glasses, bar stools, and a disco scene portraying scantily clad dancers holding drinks. Only redeeming value would be for grown-ups, has absolutely no value and no place in a children's toy box!
the wost toy out there
By the rewiew dog
Cons:Poor Quality, not fun at all, Boring, Too Many Small Pieces, Visually Unappealing, Too much money
this product lets kids see what rich people have, they want it BUT they can't have a real one.But the thing that bothers me most is its a whopping [$53] just to let them beg you for a thing that spoiles him/hers dream
It's alright
By M-dog from New York
Pros:Fun, Variety of Accessories
Cons:breaks apart
I got this thing and I played with it for a while... it was fun to play with when my barbies were traveling. I breaks apart some times though... it's okay.
Can't figure out if M-dog is a child or not. Maybe it's Diddy.
NetJets is one of the biggest private airlines in the world. They rent planes to the rich and famous. You can recognize the planes by their red and black stripes (see picture).
Having a fractional ownership is nothing special. Madonna, Bono, Mick Jager etc, etc all have fractional ownership. It basicly means that you pay a huge amount of money once a year to NetJets which gives you certain privileges, like discounts and extra services.
How do I know this??? Well I'm a plane nerd ;)
NetJets?
HAHAHAHHA!
You've got to be kidding me!
I have friends who have 1/28th of Diddy's worth who are members of that shit.
He should be ashamed. Don't make a comment like that, if you can't back it up.
hrumph.
Well if Diddy don't own no jet...
Then I ask you.
What the ufck good is he?!!!
TITS dude she be playin
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Submitted by TITS on September 9, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Dont start shit with me.
All I do here is make jokes and laugh with people.
She was a cunt on the phone.
What do you care unless your name is Jennifer and you fucked up a bunch of travel plans for some angry dudes?
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Submitted by KD on September 9, 2008 - 11:27am.
Playa- I have access to a private little 4 seater airplane! Does that count for anything??
Absolutely!! +1 :)
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Submitted by LoLo on September 9, 2008 - 8:44am.
And I would like to add the Net Jets reps are little cunt faced bitches who have no respect for time management and/or the fact that they are providing a service that cn be provided by several other carriers with more class.
Take that Jennifer you little cunty cunt cunt phone answering beeyatch!
HA HA HA! SUCK IT!!!!!
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Dear LoLo, you seem to have some very strong, dare I say it, even hostile emotions for someone named Jennifer who answered a phone.
Can I ask how you determined she was a "cunty cunt cunt phone answering beeyatch" when you were unable to view her face?
And what is it you'd like this "cunty cunt cunt phone answering beeyatch" to "SUCK"?
Just wondering.
Playa- I have access to a private little 4 seater airplane! Does that count for anything??
This good for his ugly, buck tooth, dumb monkey ass. What else is lying about, Biggie and Tupac's murder, paying his acts, and owning his sean john line really worth 150million?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I dont even have access to a bus pass
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
One thing is for sure and 2 things are certain - Puffy, P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean Combs or even Asshole Douchebag, whatever you want to call him has "access" to a private jet. I can't afford one, hell I can't even afford to have "access" to one. Liar or no liar, he's one up on all of our asses!
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
http://registry.faa.gov/microfiche/arreports.asp
there's where the "source" got "his list." people are such douches. if you click on faa.gov home and then click on the tab that says "licenses and certificates" then "search airmen certification" you can check out celeb licenses too. pretty savvy "sources" these people have. able to click. wow.
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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No amount of money in the world can make up for the fact that P Diddy Puffy Nasty Fuckface is one ugly asshole!
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Well of course he doesn't own a jet anymore - his ex-baby-momma Kim owns it now. She got PAID!! Haha. Not so arrogant anymore are Mr. Playaplaya??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Diddy lied???? Well, *loads gun* there goes my moral compass *takes aim*...
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I bet his "fractional share" of NetJets is probably a tire gauge for the plane's tires.
Dumbass.
Net Jets??? BAHAHAHHAHA. They don't even fly large Gulfstream jets. They fly smaller 6-8 passenger jets. It's the way "marginal celebrities" travel. You know, your Hulk Hogans and such. I know this because my bf is a pilot for Net Jets. It's not terribly expensive to buy in, and it's no way to travel if you consider yourself a "mogul." In fact, it's downright ghetto if you've got real money.
Ha, and my BF the other day was like "he's like on the top 10 list of richest men in the US". And I just rolled my eyes. If he were that rich he'd have his own jet. HA!
What a buffoon!
"Does anybody know of a company that rents out brains by the hour?"
I think Chestica Simpson rents hers out. It must be a pretty good one, too. She certainly never has it.
he dont even own part of a jet.
he owns a small portion of a co that owns a portion of NetJets. Not even a share holder directly in Net Jets. Douchey!
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Sure, jet shares. They've been doing it for a long time now. Then all the rich (but not rich enough) assholes can bitch about their private jets and technically not be lying.
I used to think it was stupid, but flying commercial sucks major ass.
Vote or Die? Please, Diddy. Just Die.
Crapface is the new Crapface
he owns a part of a jet not the entired jet
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
@stoney
well f*ck me!
He's still a complete f*cktard though.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
And I would like to add the Net Jets reps are little cunt faced bitches who have no respect for time management and/or the fact that they are providing a service that cn be provided by several other carriers with more class.
Take that Jennifer you little cunty cunt cunt phone answering beeyatch!
HA HA HA! SUCK IT!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
f*cking priceless! What a hore and NOT the good kind
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Lying, mouf breafing ASSHOLE!
I hate this fucker.
This is a non story. The mouf breather never said he owned the jet he was flying in, he just said the fucking gas was expensive, which, DUH.
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