When Dumb Bitches Say Dumb Things
The jar of dirty douchewater known as Pete Wentz tells Playboy (via P6) that he once played a game of Russian Roulette with a friend.
He said: "I pulled a trigger on a gun aimed at myself. My friend and I did one pull each. We'd been drinking and had taken Ambien. I feel stupid even talking about it. It's one of the reasons I've never owned a gun - I'm too impulsive. I'd probably get mad and shoot someone over a part in a song or something."
I know what your first thought was after reading Pete's quote and I agree with you 100%. But you totally know they didn't play with a real gun. This stupid twat is trying to sound all bad ass and shit. It was probably a fucking NERF gun. They weren't drinking booze, they were drinking Gatorade mixed with Kool-Aid. And they didn't take Ambien, they took Pepto-Bismol chewable tablets. Yeah, Pete Wentz really lives on the edge.
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Missy does that stuff make you see tracers and shit like that? Like when you take a ovet the counter sleeping pill but still cant fall asleep and you get all trippy and emotional? I hate when that happens to me!
Okie it was like a Mommy Dearest night gown too.
The only thing missing was a face mask and some jibber jabber about no wire hangers.
The dude I was dating said he couldnt eat cheese for a week after that cause she was nasty!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Butler sammies? If you mean Gerry, count me in.
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ya know what, I love being an insurance agent. Like writing Life ins policies. cause stupid bitches come in and lie about their weight, and its so obvious.. I mean, Really Debbie, You weigh 162 pounds? That dent in my GD metal chair says you weigh 262 pounds, but thanks for trying, dear!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
hehe my last comment looks dirty on the side bar there hehe
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I use Benedryl as a sleep aid. Knocks me out in about 20 minutes.
YUM ill have some sausage and cheese omlette please :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
*cuts Clarisse a slice of Butler sammich* Mmm, yummy!
*takes Deb's 8" sausage* I love sausage! *takes some of LoLo's cheese* And cheddar! We can make an omelette!
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
Fortunately, it was unloaded and the safety was on.
FUCK yes I'd let him hit it! I'm dickmatized by this douche
lolo.. OMG, I had to cover my mouth when I read "mustard stain, bite out of my cheese block" What a crazy slut! And what a no no to make a move on your BF. I bet she farted cheese & mustard all nite.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
fatmartha, all is forgiven, you can hit who ever you want as long as I get my Butler sammies.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
*runs into the room*
Gerard Butler sandwich???
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Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
it is a sleep aide.. non addictive.. THE WORST KIND!
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Submitted by FatMartha on September 9, 2008 - 9:17am.
Yeah, he's an uber-douche, but I'd still hit it. *hides face in shame*
Me too! With an 8" sausage!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
FatMartha,, Hey, I didn't judge, I just gave you some lube for a wonderful time, ya know so it would be easier for you to get Ashley's pants off of his waist in the heat of passion. *giggles*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I thought ambien was a sleeping aide.
My stupid slut ex roomie use tot ake what she said was ambien and she turned into an even crazier version of herself at night and became sleep eater.
She once stumbled out of her room with a glass of white wine, a mustard stain on her worn out beige night gown, walked over to wear my BF of the time was and said he was hot as she opend the fridge and took a giant bite out of my block of cheddar.
ha ha dumb cheese eating slut
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Ow! *whack* Owww! *whack whack*
*hands CTH a Gerard Butler sandwich as a peace offering*
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
fatmartha, bad! bad!
"whacks your nose with a rolled up newspaper"
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Shut up Okie! You know you'd hit it too! Yes...no...maybe?
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
Sounds like a wonderful role model & father. that poor kid is doomed! (of course, we already knew this ...)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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FatMartha! Shame Shame. *hands over lube*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Someone should introduce him to that Spencer douche. The two of them could run away together to some deserted island - For Forever.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
I'm pretty sure "gun" is codeword for "dick" in this case. And we all thought he was shooting blanks.
More like Duelling Flatirons.
I weep for the youth of today.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
I didn't realize how tiny this guy is until i saw a pic from the VMA's. I read where Asslee said that they share clothes, and i was thinking wtf, but now i realize they are the same size
Yeah, he's an uber-douche, but I'd still hit it. *hides face in shame*
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
by gun, he meant his mate's wang.
And he's reproducing. Yay.
Jackass.
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
What in Little Lord Fauntleroy hell is he wearing?
*picks lice out of his ape wig*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
quick get him a gun NOW!!!!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
T-O-O-L
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
*yawn*
Twit.
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That wasn't a gun, it was a flowbee.
stock! take this dude away!!!!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Tough guy Ambien pusher.. Standing on a corner, roughing up kids, saying, "wanna fly?" WTF? *Laughs*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
What a fucking ass. UGH I hate him.
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Snowpiece ~ care to join me in a cup of Taster's Choice or Sanka?
On Topic: MK you really know how to torture your loyal minions.
Im pretty sure his kid is goin to be a really sane individual , forget the milk and put him on prozac
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
great, now I gotta look at this douche's face all morning, thanks MK!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
ambien *rolls eyes*
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Too bad he didn't lose.
commere pete, I'll show you the right way to play.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"