Lil' Wayne Has Something To Hide
Lil' Wayne was supposed to perform at Fashion Rocks in NYC on Friday night, but his performance was axed because he refused to go through security. Page Six reports that he showed up on time with only one bag in his hand, but refused a security check. Everyone else went through the check, so they really couldn't make an exception.
A source said, "But he wouldn't budge and refused to have his bag searched or have a security wand passed over him. Then he started getting abusive: 'I don't need your [bleeping] show - I'm leaving if you make me do this.' So he had to leave, I mean, who knows what was in that bag?"
What word do you think was bleeped? I'm thinking that Lil' Wayne wouldn't use "fucking." That's too cliche. I'll say "goshdarnit." Goshdarnit show! I'm sure that's considered a curse word in some households.
Lil' Wayne got back in his car and left. A few minutes later, his management called the Fashion Rocks bitches and begged them to let him perform. His managers were told that a 7pm slot was open for him. The source went on to say, "The next thing you know, Wayne's people are saying, 'Can we do a bit later. He's not going to be ready.' We had a crew of 250 people waiting for him . . . Then he calls at, like, 9:30 and says, 'I'm five blocks away,' which is like 500 blocks away in New York traffic, so we just pulled the plug. It was just so disrespectful to the crew and to the 5,000 audience members. Unbelievable."
Lil' Wayne didn't perform and the world kept spinning. But what was in that bag? You know, Lil' Wayne did wear a red hanky in his right pocket during the VMAs on Sunday. According to The Gay Hanky Code, this means he loves a greasy fist up his caca slide. So maybe his bag was filled with KY, Crisco, ribbed latex gloves, a fisting dildo, extra large beads and anus lip clamps.
Or maybe the bag contained a pair of pants that actually fit? That would destroy his reputation as an expert saggy pants wearer.
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Aww I usually agree with MK on everything... but I LOVE lil wayne, and I really don't agree with the "god complex" comment. I met him once and all I had to do was hold up my CD and he immediately came out of his tour bus, thanked me for buying it, signed it and talked for a few minutes. Regardless of what that red hanky means, I still think he is sexy (yes SEXY) and talented!
He's a dope ass MC but he's um what's the word...yeah a muthafuckin' crackhead so yeah he's cool enough but I wouldn't have his ass in my house until my purse and it's contents were secured around my person. ________________________________________________
I'm an equal opportunity hater: I hate blacks, whites, yellows, browns, reds, emotionally, and physically challenged. Everybody just die already so I can inherit the Earth. Thanks.
Kudos to the management of the show! Maybe if more of these divas were put in their places they would stop acting like douches!
Look at that idiot with the poopy pants hanging off his butt...isn't it about time that "look" was over?
I mean it's been making grown men look like morons long enough.
And BTW..who or what is a "Lil Wayne"?
so lil wayne is what ''talent'' is these days hmm? sad. really sad!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
He had suspenders in the bag and he knew he better not let the fashionistas see them. And then look what happened.
Dear Lil' Wayne,
Stop rapping, your tracks suck. Pull up your pants, put on a damned shirt, take off the glitz and the shades, and get a real fucking job. No one likes you, you're heinous.
Love,
Everyone in the world besides your skank-ass mother.
PS - Tie your fucking shoes before you trip and make that microphone your lover!
Lil Wayne is FUG...I have no idea what his appeal is, but it sounds like he was bringing a whole ounce or more of weed with him to the Fashion Rocks show and he didn't want it to get confiscated...! Whatever...!
Your face!
What this savage should be hiding is his ugly face and body.
He had.....2styrafoam cups,a gallon jug of Hydocan,an OZ of purple koosh,and some sort of sawed off weapon...
Damn, that hanky code's complicated.
I, for the life of me, do not understand the appeal of Lil Wayne. He certainly has crossover appeal. Between the West Side thugs and the suffocatingly tight panted white hipsters, he's certainly making some bank. You can't stumble 2 feet in Baltimore without hearing "Lollipop" on blast. I think he's a complete snooze, and anyone with face tattoos is a grade A creep.
That said, he probably had all his cough medicine shit in his bag. A tussin junkie!
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I'm glad he didn't perform I cant stand his music. I don't understand how he would fit in. I think it's amazing Michael that you're calling him out of the "Gay Hanky Code". Me thinks he might come after your ass but you wouldn't want it any other way.
I came into this world to live out-loud
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 9, 2008 - 8:55am.
What you said.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I read an interview about him in Rolling Stone (I think) where this mother fucker was so fucked up on drugs, hallucinagens and cough syrup he could barely communicate with the interviewer. He also has a very large idea that he is God on Earth. What a cool guy!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
feeble minded knuckleheads
The next person to thank gOD for an award is going straight to hell.
because I said so.
now I oficially hate him :)
TV.....Whawhawhat?...You mean God didn't set the world spinning just for these people? I am shocked. Truly shocked.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Get some pants that fit LOSER!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Well hell, he was busted in an airport with drugs not that long ago wasnt he?! My husband HATES him, its so funny. He IS one of the ugliest human beings alive though, I will say that....
Submitted by r5bales on September 9, 2008 - 10:29am.
I talked to god, he really doesn't find the VMAs important or influence the outcome. He was busy sending out hurricanes.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
KEEP YOUR GD PANTS ON.
Thanks.
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
Well, he thanked God in his MTV acceptance speech, so it COULDN'T have been anything illegal.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
What fashion statement is he trying to make with the pants all the way off his ass? "I'm too stupid to operate clothing"?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Well, it ain't his underpants
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by name_optional on September 9, 2008 - 8:38am.
Lil' Wayne is an abomination.
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Totally read that as "Lil' Wayne is an abortion" and was like, "Damn, that's a bit harsh, innit??"
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Mary Kate Olsen?
Slow News Day?
Post something about Sara Appalling and her support of the Bridge to Nowhere. Or her Book burning. Or her affair with her husband's best friend.
Anything to kick start this party.
I must be gettin' old or just don't watch Mtv much, cause I don't a recall a hit from this guy..
Damn Okla
You should call her! Fuck M
He was carrying Guitar Hero.
Xx.. M went off, & wouldn't buy me any! : ( he so mean to me.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I must say.. I love Lil Wayne, Lil 4 lb 8 oz baby wayne. *cradles him in a baby blanket* *brushes thru his dreads* Is that how you spell dreads.. Like DREAD.. *looks scared*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Maybe it was a bag full of girl-on-girl porn featuring blond-haired, blue-eyed white girls like was found in Kanye West's hotel room a couple of years back.
Submitted by The C word on September 9, 2008 - 8:37am.
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Hahaha, Roger Whittaker! "It's A New Jack City In The Morning".
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"Hand in hand, we can live together. Ginger or not, we're all the same". ~ Cartman
What a little baby!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
*winks* you know how I do
Submitted by oklahoma on September 9, 2008 - 8:36am.
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At least he still has his green Crocs! THAT is fashion forward. :-)
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"Hand in hand, we can live together. Ginger or not, we're all the same". ~ Cartman
Lil' Wayne is an abomination.
A disgrace to hip hop.
oh and pull up your damn diapers.
I think he had his favourite Pat Boone, Andy Williams, and Roger Whittaker cds.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
why did the needed a security check ??is Fashion Rocks not a reunion of the UN
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
IslandGirl Bwahahahaha. D'oh.. Of course he did! Cause G Coleman isn't cool enough to enter the show other wise. He sold all his clothes on Ebay and was nekkid.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I think he had Gary Coleman in that bag and was too embarrassed to admit it.
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"Hand in hand, we can live together. Ginger or not, we're all the same". ~ Cartman
*blushing* teehee.. You called me lover, in front of all of these people.. *giggles* Hi Lover! *keeps blushing*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
XXYXZ.. Oh, also. I am fucking DONE!! Let me tell you!! I's call you at lunch
Oklahoma
Morning lover! How are you?
Guns,drugs the usual wannabe gangster shit.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Probably hiding a couple of Playgirls and a copy of "He's Just Not That Into You."
hahaXXYXZ.. WTF, just let him pass w/ out searching his bags, Let him take his drugs thru.. Fuck!!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Things i have learned from Dlisted.
#132 There is such a thing as Gay Hanky Code.
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