Tuesday, September 9th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Joachim Ortiz - The drunk ass stylist from "Glam God with Vivica A. Fox." Joachim is just "living his lifestyle." And yes, I watch this shit. I couldn't find the clip from the last episode of Joachim falling over clothes racks, because he was so wasted, but here's some video of him talking about his time on the show.




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Submitted by richard Bowman on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 12:56pm.

i am sure you will have many more such hon0rs cumming soon. xoxo r

Submitted by marisol on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 12:07am.

Luv to see Joachim Host Glam God instead of Vivica who's most definitely out of her element.

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Submitted by mccullen on Tue, 09/09/2008 - 4:31pm.

if MK is sad for watching this show, i am DOUBLESAD. i watch this show just for the jess zaino moments. she is so tragic. i'm obsessed with her.

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Submitted by jwormyk on Tue, 09/09/2008 - 2:02pm.

The video of him falling over the clothes rack is at VH1 and also here- below
(http://thesecretartofsnark.blogspot.com/2008/09/joachim-ortiz-is-true-st...)

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Submitted by Juicy Couture Queen on Tue, 09/09/2008 - 1:33pm.

o and fuck this video!! I only like him speaking when he is drunk!! Pain is Beauty

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Submitted by Juicy Couture Queen on Tue, 09/09/2008 - 1:31pm.

lmfaoo don't play..that is my main bitch..hahah I loved when he fell over the rack of clothes and when he was arguing with the other fagito oer the clothes..he was like no nooo I hate it!!! ~Betsy~ Pain is Beauty

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Submitted by Raniya on Tue, 09/09/2008 - 9:33am.

It's Joaquin the model in the American Apparel Banners in Dlisted?

kinda looks like him.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 09/09/2008 - 8:37am.

Who ? ? ?

*rolls eyes*

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Submitted by woodhorse on Tue, 09/09/2008 - 8:34am.

Joachim is so cute I just want to keep him in my pocket and take him out whenever I need a boost.

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Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 09/09/2008 - 8:33am.

What about Bo's hair? Okay, Joachim has day job that allows him to leave to audition for another job on television, on which he appears drunk? I wanna work for TV Guide, too.

PS: Someone should style Miss Fox.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 09/09/2008 - 8:20am.

This show is a MESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG these "Stylist" are a bunch of lil kids who can barely dress themselves. Oh and I HATE HATE HATE Vivica A. Fox especially when she says "a grand prize of 100,000 dollassss babyyyyy" while she twists her head a does a getto bop!!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 09/09/2008 - 8:17am.

I am not liking the checked short-sleeved shirt and tie with vest. You would think a ghey would know better!

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Submitted by karibbeankutie on Tue, 09/09/2008 - 8:12am.

WOW...This was long awaiting for!!! Hurray Joachim u Phucking slut!!!!
Love ya Phabulous self!!!!!

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Submitted by Mopa on Tue, 09/09/2008 - 8:12am.

OMG! Did you see the model at the beginning of the clip? The one he was putting the belt on? I'm surprised she didn't fall over with the weight of that belt. She is already scrawny, but her waist was the width of normal sized woman's thigh. The belt probably weighed more than her.

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Submitted by beerbohmlove on Tue, 09/09/2008 - 8:07am.

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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