Color Me Badd Indeed
Just the other day I was wondering what was going on with one of my 90s crushes, Bryan Abrams from Color Me Badd. Well, the dumb bitch is in jail for beating up his girlfriend and threatening to kill her. Ooooooooooo! I Wanna Beat You Up! I'm just going to throw in random titles of Color Me Badd songs in this post, so bare (typo, but I'm keeping it) with me.
TMZ reports that cops were called to a restaurant in Oklahoma City last Friday, because Bryan allegedly punched his girlfriend in front of everyone. Cops say he was noticeably drunk, reeked of alcohol and was slurring his sentences. All 4 Booze!
Bryan's girlfriend claimed he verbally threatened her by saying, "I'm a kill you! You and me! You and me!" How can Bryan go from singing "I Adore Mi Amor" to screaming "I'm gonna to kill yo ass"?
Bryan is still in the clink on $4,000 bond.
That's a damn shame. Color Me Badd was the shit. I wore out the cassette tape and then later bought the CD. Bryan was always my favorite, because he had some seriously skinny eyebrows. And they matched his skinny stache. He must have been tweezing like crazy. Obviously, he didn't keep that shit up.
Sigh. Oh well. We'll always have this:
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I love how the group's name is Color Me Badd... and they have neon colored shirts-- to drive the point home. They look so lame and the woman towards the end of the video--long, dark, curly hair.....with the lead singer singing/talking to her looks like she is about to laugh in his face and just looks embarrassed to be a part of this video, you can almost read her mind--that she is going to one day be mortified to have participated in this pedestrian video.
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
Wow!!! He was also my favorite and the sexiest!!!
Poor guy.....
~As above...So Below~
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I'm guessing the Oklahoma City Applebee's doesn't have a VIP room.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
YEEEEEEEP classic facial profile of a criminal/wife beater
He looks like he has been hitting the rocks, because he was a very, very big boy the last time I saw him on VH1 special.
Seventh grade!!
Dayum. He was my fave too. I dunno why. I was 16. Ew. Man. Bad taste I had.
And I always refer to them as...
The generic Vanilla Ice
The generic George Michael
The generic Screech from Saved by the bell
and
The generic Milli Vanilli.
L♥VE,
PCA
Damn. I thought all of them boys had some sugar in they tank.
Time has not been kind to this bitch..and it's well deserved.
I feel really gulity for laughing at that. I wish I got VH1 classics I miss pop-up videos :( and The Rupaul show
You guys mean to tell me I was the only 12 year old thinking I was getting away with naughtiness because I used to jam to 'I Wanna Sex You Up'?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
He's dangerously close to a no country for old men do in that music video.....
That has to be the gayest thing I've seen in a while. damn.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
GodDamn I miss the 90's
Ah, Brian and the dude who spoke Spanish... the men of a 7th grader's dreams...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
All they needed was an Asian Guy.
that song is almost as gay as "wake me up before you go go" by Wham.
He certainly looks better now than he did then, except he could have at least been wearing a HyperColor blouse in his mugshot. Just, you know, a little wink to the glory days. Speaking of winking, I'd love to see an amateur prison sex tape emerge of this guy getting it from the sausage assault dude. He's pretty hot too, despite the unfortunate facial hair. Make it happen!
Looks more like Color Me Fatt.
Watching them in this video it is hard to believe that any of them has a girlfriend.
Submitted by DeeDee on September 8, 2008 - 8:31pm.
He can't make bail on $4000? I guess Color Me Badd residuals don't pay well.
I guess you missed the "a restaurant in Oklahoma City" part? :)
Dang, the late 80's was some fucked up shit. The earlier two-thirds of the decade was badass.
Color Me Not Giving A Shit!
Girlfriend?? Isn't he super gay... and everyone in that band looks like an impersonator of another singer, ie: Kenny G , George Micheal, Terence Trent D'arby, and the guy arrested , Snow .
weird....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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"This ringworm is cramping my style"
he look like Putin hitz man
Submitted by letinstar on September 8, 2008 - 7:38pm.
which one is he? the george michael looking one, the vanilla ice looking one, the milli vanilli looking one or the kenny g looking one? i'm confused...
Brilliant Observations!! I can see where MK wore this bad boy out...it's gayer than a pink poodle!
MK...I Love You!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell, Mk, I want to sex you up wasn't available? After reading 8foot suasage, I can only imagine what sexing me would be with an 8footer.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
which one is he? the george michael looking one, the vanilla ice looking one, the milli vanilli looking one or the kenny g looking one? i'm confused...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
After watching that video I'm surprised he has a girlfriend instead of a boyfriend. The gaydar went into overload while watching that shit.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Whatta A-Hole!!! And he was my favorite among Kenny G, Terrence Trent D'arby and George Michael!
I'D HIT IT!!!! And I'd get bare with you, MK. <3 xoxo
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He can't make bail on $4000? I guess Color Me Badd residuals don't pay well.
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"Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea." ~Jack Kerouac
Ugh, I hated that group.
Sweet Jeebus, that was the gayest song in all of recorded history.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Bare with you???? *Flashing all six tiger tits and tiger 'giney*....You want some of that shit, it's why you asked...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Color Me Shockedd.
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