Color Me Badd Indeed
Just the other day I was wondering what was going on with one of my 90s crushes, Bryan Abrams from Color Me Badd. Well, the dumb bitch is in jail for beating up his girlfriend and threatening to kill her. Ooooooooooo! I Wanna Beat You Up! I'm just going to throw in random titles of Color Me Badd songs in this post, so bare (typo, but I'm keeping it) with me.
TMZ reports that cops were called to a restaurant in Oklahoma City last Friday, because Bryan allegedly punched his girlfriend in front of everyone. Cops say he was noticeably drunk, reeked of alcohol and was slurring his sentences. All 4 Booze!
Bryan's girlfriend claimed he verbally threatened her by saying, "I'm a kill you! You and me! You and me!" How can Bryan go from singing "I Adore Mi Amor" to screaming "I'm gonna to kill yo ass"?
Bryan is still in the clink on $4,000 bond.
That's a damn shame. Color Me Badd was the shit. I wore out the cassette tape and then later bought the CD. Bryan was always my favorite, because he had some seriously skinny eyebrows. And they matched his skinny stache. He must have been tweezing like crazy. Obviously, he didn't keep that shit up.
Sigh. Oh well. We'll always have this:
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hey Avon Lady, you wouldn't happen to sell those mini-lipsticks? you know, the Petite ones?
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Feeling better, now that we're through; feeling better cause I'm over you
I learned my lesson and left a scar, now I see how you really are
-Linda Ronstadt "You're No Good"
Submitted by Avon Lady on September 8, 2008 - 11:17pm.
OK, in Arkansas then.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
He still looks cute,to bad he is a wife beater.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
HEY TV! I'm a BAMA girl, so watch what you say... Bama girls are Southern through and through. Yeah, you know me...ask Sky.
Submitted by M.E. on September 8, 2008 - 10:55pm.
So, he abused TWO women this week?
In Alabama, they call that a breakfast meeting.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
speakit, of course I love Carly Simon. Those women beat the hell out of the crap that passes for music/talent these days.
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Feeling better, now that we're through; feeling better cause I'm over you
I learned my lesson and left a scar, now I see how you really are
-Linda Ronstadt "You're No Good"
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 8, 2008 - 8:16pm.
Remember that show where the boy band has-beens tried to get back together and make an album??? It was on VH1 like last year...he was dealing with alcoholism. He also had/has a wife and kids.
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Yep, it was called Mission Man Band! He was fat as all hell and had a wife, a baby and another one on the way. Maybe the success of being a has-been went to his head and he left his wife.
By the bye, whatever happened to that show? I don't even think I saw the ending. I'm guessing they didn't make a comeback.
I admit I liked that song
Ha Ha TV...I know you...you're a pussy (lover)!
@PSL
I like her music. I love Carly Simon too. You like her?
Ok, after reading this, I just got sucked into 25 minutes of Youtube hell watching their videos in addition to NKOTB old school videos.
I feel so GD old.
I used to have a friend that was a pigdog.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Avon Lady on September 8, 2008 - 10:44pm.
No, I'm a dog.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
speakit, isn't it a great song to have in your head? Fucking LOVE 70's Linda Ronstadt.
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Feeling better, now that we're through; feeling better cause I'm over you
I learned my lesson and left a scar, now I see how you really are
-Linda Ronstadt "You're No Good"
MK, why are all of the videos missing from your site? Did you insult someone? hahaha, good for you!
Submitted by Avon Lady on September 8, 2008 - 10:44pm.
Men are pigs..need I say more?
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No. And I dedicate PSL's siggie to my won't-be-my-ex-soon-enough husband.
I hope the Jonas Bro's have a trust fund started. They all look fugly to me and that Disney shit doesn't last.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Submitted by Salem13 on September 8, 2008 - 10:46pm.
Oh No! Not the Jonas Brothers! Their Purity/Promise/Anti-Evil Rings will prevent this type of tom foolery in the future!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Take note Jonas Bros this is your future.
Man, CMB on Arsenio... you ARE aging some of us here...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
ah, I love that cheesy song!
helllooooo everyone..
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Feeling better, now that we're through; feeling better cause I'm over you
I learned my lesson and left a scar, now I see how you really are
-Linda Ronstadt "You're No Good"
Men are pigs..need I say more?
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 8, 2008 - 10:34pm.
Hopefully after the cops got hold of him he's sitting in jail writing a new song called, "Kicked in the Nuts".
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They certainly sing like they were kicked in the nuts in that vid.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Dude, that post made me feel mad old. And they pulled down the YouTube link. But, if you wanna feel even older, here's CMB on Arsenio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgqY5F67ja0
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
This dude wants to be a prison bitch. That's why he made sure there were witnesses. He'll be dropping lots of soap I'm sure.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hopefully after the cops got hold of him he's sitting in jail writing a new song called, "Kicked in the Nuts".
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Wow wtf happened to his face? Looks like he rolled out the trailer park.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Submitted by angel_i on September 8, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Beat a guy with a sausage: $100,000.
Beat up your gf and threaten murder/suicide: $4000.
Interesting.
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Shit. Too right.
Not laughing anymore.
Going to research eye whites...
Who is this? Levi Johnston?
On a totally unrelated note, MTV is broken on my television. I think last night's awards show blew it out.
he's the hillbilly version of errol flynn. eeeeeek!
Remember that show where the boy band has-beens tried to get back together and make an album??? It was on VH1 like last year...he was dealing with alcoholism. He also had/has a wife and kids.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on September 8, 2008 - 9:13pm.
Dayum. He was my fave too. I dunno why. I was 16. Ew. Man. Bad taste I had.
And I always refer to them as...
The generic Vanilla Ice
The generic George Michael
The generic Screech from Saved by the bell
and
The generic Milli Vanilli.
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i had the same set up, cept it was kenny g , not screech LOL
-=meow hiss purr=-
...and some people jus' needed killin'!
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
OMG MK this is why i
fucking LOVE you....i wanna beat you up???
HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
-=meow hiss purr=-
Submitted by speakit on September 8, 2008 - 9:53pm.
In Oklahoma "bitch don't listen" is actually an acceptable legal defense.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
And his sausage is probably a Slim Jim, not an 8-incher.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Watching that twinkielicious music video has me thinking that this dude has beaten more than a few guys in the face with his sausage.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by angel_i on September 8, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Beat a guy with a sausage: $100,000.
Beat up your gf and threaten murder/suicide: $4000.
Interesting.
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It's sad.
Submitted by Mr. President on September 8, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 8, 2008 - 9:39pm.
The authorities just want to keep that tasty sausage to themselves. ;o)
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O, I see - they were all pissed he didn't keep it!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
That is so freakin weird. I was just thinking about them today. I heard them on 90s hits on cable channel 920 and I thought what the hell ever happened to these guys......
See, that's the problem with booze. If he woulda' been high he woulda' just been ordering the strawberry pancakes with a side of french fries.
Pffft.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by angel_i on September 8, 2008 - 9:39pm.
The authorities just want to keep that tasty sausage to themselves. ;o)
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Damn, I live in Oklahoma City. I wonder which restaurant it was. Why do I always miss the good stuff?
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“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
Submitted by Texrocks on September 8, 2008 - 9:17pm.
He looks like he has been hitting the rocks, because he was a very, very big boy the last time I saw him on VH1 special.
Oh yeah, I think he has a problem w/booze too
Well ain't that somethin'...
I never knew Michael Bolton and Brandy from Moesha were in that group as well!!!!
Beat a guy with a sausage: $100,000.
Beat up your gf and threaten murder/suicide: $4000.
Interesting.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Oh, MK, too good. Perfect for Monday!
Did that Billy Ray Cyrus douche wannabe forget his black pants the day they shot that first scene? He's the only one wearing khaki pants...like he had to hurry to shoot this train wreck of a video and didnt have time to change pants after his shift at Denny's.
Dammmnn...It's bad enough people knowing that you were apart of probably one of the gayest, yet totally underrated boy band groups of all time but now your also known as a wife beater?! He is sooo gonna get sexed up while he's in the clinker.
F** a New Kids on the Block reunion, I say the other four members post his bail and get the Color Me Badd reunion on the road asap!! (im totally joking...ok, maybe not)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by gyeah on September 8, 2008 - 9:18pm.
YEEEEEEEP classic facial profile of a criminal/wife beater
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and an animal fucker. Probably poultry.
Hi celticwz :)