Lynne Spears' Book Is Going To Blow
I hope Lynne Spears is on the phone with fucking Jackie Collins, because it sounds like her book is going to need some major rewrites before its release next week. Last week, it was reported that Lynne wrote about Brit Brit's drug use, virginity and boozing in her new book. Well, none of that shit is in there. Her book just went from "a good toilet read" to "toilet paper."
The publisher said that Lynne's book of crap is not a tell-all or a parenting book. Instead, "Through the Storm" is "an inspirational tale of a mother who struggles to keep faith at the center of her life." If I wanted "inspirational tales," I'd watch the Hallmark Movie Channel. Seriously, those movies make me want to bake cookies from scratch and turn my apartment into a halfway house for wayward young girls.
Even though Brit Brit's cherry poppin' tales aren't in the book, she's still pissed off at her mom for releasing it. Page Six reports that she's only talking to Daddy Spears now. Brit blames Lynne for most of her problems and issues.
Lynne has chitterlings for brains. If you're going to whore out your kids, at least do it right. Don't half-ass it! Spill all of their dirty secrets and make sure to include a lot of scandalous pictures! Nobody cares about her stupid "inspirational tales."
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Mrs. K. I agree, Shitney is still 16 emotionally and mentally.
Submitted by M.E. on September 8, 2008 - 3:41pm.
You can only blame the people who raised you for your behavior for so long. There comes a time to grow the fuck up and make changes to yourself to NOT be the fuck up.
Shitney obviously isn't there.
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Yes, and some people NEVER get there. I am not a fan/defender of hers, but I speak as someone who was raised by a woman who was emotionally ill-prepared for motherhood and had three brats anyway. I do think she's going to need a lot more time and help before she stops blaming mommy for everything. She's 26, but she's probably 16 emotionally.
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Submitted by mike on September 8, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 6:40pm.
Thanks, but I saw that, too (it's not news unless it appears in the NYTimes!).
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or People Magazine :)
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 6:40pm.
Thanks, but I saw that, too (it's not news unless it appears in the NYTimes!). Frank Rich is my favorite.
I wouldn't blame britney for being upset at her mother writing anything about her. Lynee is already getting paid and dropping dime on your daughter for a couple of pennies and humilation will not get you the serious dollars for later. Britney should do what Jenner Aniston and Demi Moore did to their mother's and cut them off for life
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
LMAO @ cherry poppin' tales!
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"Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea." ~Jack Kerouac
You can only blame the people who raised you for your behavior for so long. There comes a time to grow the fuck up and make changes to yourself to NOT be the fuck up.
Shitney obviously isn't there.
@Mike & Missy
Palin and McCain’s Shotgun Marriage
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/07/opinion/07rich.html?em
I will check out that youtube clip, thanks.
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Awesome! Did you see this?
Dan Rather to journalists: you're doing it wrong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhHYR12doXg
Lynne needs one of James Haven's Mary Kay make-overs.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Gawd, can't this bitch go away already?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Brittnay can't blame EVERYTHING on her Mom. Yes she was poorly raised. I think you can only blame your Mom for so long. Brittany also made some really bad choices she has to take the blame for her actions as well. It is called growing up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That makeup job looks like she went was bitten by Seabiscuit. I got bit by my horse when I was younger and the bruise looked exactly like that fug rainbow she got happening all over her face. Is her neck made out of a brown paper grocery bag or something?
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 8, 2008 - 3:17pm.
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There was an article in (I THINK) Vanity Fair several months ago about all three of those moms and it was clear thagt the author thought Kathy Hilton was by far the most heinous.
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Probably for two reasons: (1) Hilton has the least talented daughter who's best films are home-made porn and (2) Hilton pimped her self out with a trashy contest-show.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Tristram on September 8, 2008 - 3:22pm.
An adult who blames her parents for all her problems? I've never heard of that before.
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My mother caused all my problems.
True story.
She's been gone 8 years and I miss her.
Funny how that works.
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Yes Mike, having a teenage unmarried daughter knocked up is SUCH a political cliche way to gather votes.
"an inspirational tale of a mother who struggles to keep faith at the center of her life."
How does this conniving bitch write shit like this with a straight face?
Judging from her two daughter's lives and the after-effects, the advice column in Juggs magazine is more fitting.
Submitted by missy on September 8, 2008 - 3:19pm.
mrs k♥ - great blog, thx for posting
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YOU!
I'm still green with jalapeno mint jelly that you got to meet Lolo.
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OK, I'm over it.
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
An adult who blames her parents for all her problems? I've never heard of that before.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 8, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Lynne Spears is desperate.
She, Dina Lohan, and Kathy Hilton should put together a faux-reality show called "Desperate Stage Mamas".
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There was an article in (I THINK) Vanity Fair several months ago about all three of those moms and it was clear thagt the author thought Kathy Hilton was by far the most heinous.
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Aw, sweet sweet Mike, I ♥ you too, doll!
Read this, it's great!!!!
The mirrored ceiling
http://warner.blogs.nytimes.com/
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
mrs k♥ - great blog, thx for posting
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on September 8, 2008 - 2:59pm.
What type of mother would reveal personal info, such as that, about her daughter?
It just seems cruel.
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the same type of mother that would drag her pregnant 17-year old daughter onto the national stage in order to garner votes...I guess.
Zing! Love you Mrs. K :)
Lynne Spears is desperate.
She, Dina Lohan, and Kathy Hilton should put together a faux-reality show called "Desperate Stage Mamas". They can sit at a table in a sleazy bar and discuss their children's lives. Later they can criticize each others parenting skills while continuing to drag their kids through the mud.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Bull crap.
They were true, but they're now been pulled from the book.
Lynne has a faith?
What does she pray to the God of whoring out you children for a quick buck?
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Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Submitted by Soy on September 8, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 5:06pm.
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Lawlz, this shouldn't make me laugh. It's really a sad situation, it really is.
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I feel for that girl I truly do, and that poor little baby boy "hauled out night after night under the klieg lights."*
*http://warner.blogs.nytimes.com/
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
There is something about this stupid woman that makes me frown every time I see a picture of her. I trully dislike her.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I'll read the damn bible if i want inspiration. i mean, what's the point of her writing this? there are inspirational writers out there that are doing a better job than she ever will.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 5:06pm.
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Lawlz, this shouldn't make me laugh. It's really a sad situation, it really is.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by xplnyrslf on September 8, 2008 - 2:59pm.
What type of mother would reveal personal info, such as that, about her daughter?
It just seems cruel.
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the same type of mother that would drag her pregnant 17-year old daughter onto the national stage in order to garner votes...I guess.
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Makeup by: Barnum & Bailey.
lynne spears is quite the mother...in her mind, inspiring is putting her daughter's business on the street as a pr move for this trash...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
boring. i knew it was fake.
you guys have to check out the new pics of halle with her bf and daughter. oh my god that man is so gorgeous.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27629775.html
What type of mother would reveal personal info, such as that, about her daughter?
It just seems cruel.
I swear, these Hollywhores are all so delusional. Who gives a hairy rats ass about this pathetic excuse of a mother's "story?" This idiot has two train-wrecks for daughters and she whining about how tough shes had it? SHE and their father are the reasons her kids will be either institutionalized, in jail or dead by the time they are 40. Rant over...
The inside of her hand is 15 shades lighter then her face.
"an inspirational tale of a mother who struggles to keep faith at the center of her life."
The fuck? What struggle is she talking about?
Does Lynne neck bother anyone else? It always looks like twisted playdoh.
I see Shitney's lawyers are hard at work.
I care about Lynns inspirational tales, I care.
NAW i's just joshin ya! Eff Lynne! Redneck pimp momma!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
nothinh she say was shoking and Jamie was has bad has lynne , now he is acting like a good father
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Her styling tips appear to copy that Bowl Cut non-homo Real Estate freak from last week on Bravo.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
IT would be so awesome if that picture of her with the up nostril shot showed a bunch of coke boogers. We can only dream!
Your face!