Lynne Spears' Book Is Going To Blow
I hope Lynne Spears is on the phone with fucking Jackie Collins, because it sounds like her book is going to need some major rewrites before its release next week. Last week, it was reported that Lynne wrote about Brit Brit's drug use, virginity and boozing in her new book. Well, none of that shit is in there. Her book just went from "a good toilet read" to "toilet paper."
The publisher said that Lynne's book of crap is not a tell-all or a parenting book. Instead, "Through the Storm" is "an inspirational tale of a mother who struggles to keep faith at the center of her life." If I wanted "inspirational tales," I'd watch the Hallmark Movie Channel. Seriously, those movies make me want to bake cookies from scratch and turn my apartment into a halfway house for wayward young girls.
Even though Brit Brit's cherry poppin' tales aren't in the book, she's still pissed off at her mom for releasing it. Page Six reports that she's only talking to Daddy Spears now. Brit blames Lynne for most of her problems and issues.
Lynne has chitterlings for brains. If you're going to whore out your kids, at least do it right. Don't half-ass it! Spill all of their dirty secrets and make sure to include a lot of scandalous pictures! Nobody cares about her stupid "inspirational tales."
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Lynn is playing bitch see more news regarding the book and picture of book cover on
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Lynn looks like one of those goddamn Garanimals!!
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"Chitterlings"?! You mean "Chitlins"!
She has some pig snout!
Found this on something called wiki answers: (last answer is priceless) turns out Visine is a vascular constrictor.
How do you make the eye whites whiter?
In: Eyes and Vision
The only truly effective way to achieve bright white eyes is to use drops containing a vascular constrictor. A vascular constrictor constricts all of the blood vessels in your eyes making them instantly sparkling white. The results are fantastic.
It is not suitable for use whilst wearing contact lenses and can only be used very occasionally (going to a party or disguising a hangover for example)
You can buy these drops off-the-shelf from most pharmacies but I would advise that you talk to your optometrist first, just to be sure.
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There is a technique some models use - other than having a few big nights sleep. Elle MacPherson always had 3 nights of 12 hour sleep+ prior to a major photo shoot. If your are not Elle, you put a single drop (very important) of lemon juice into an eye bath, place over eye, blink a few times. Gently pat dry around your eye - in five minutes presto! Needless to say eyes are a fragile organ so every day application is not recommended.
I also find Bilberry tablets from your health food store work BUT you need to take them regularly and they take 4 weeks to show a positive difference. The claim is that the active ingredient promotes better blood circulation in the eye. There are plenty of web references on this.
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Not smoking!..not using eye drop to often..not to much eye-liner..or mascara but it can be worn..thats just ways that they can stay white etc. but I'm not saying that your eyes WILL get whiter if you do the following..but theres no harm in trying
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If you are using contact lenses, then not wearing them makes it whiter. On the other hand, you will not see squat.
Nite, LCT!
(i'm playing catchup which is how I can be the Goodnight Girl today, btw:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I fink I'm out of here too. Nighty night boopeedoos.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by FatMartha on September 8, 2008 -
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!! Your poo doesn't splash into the toilet and then back up onto your butt because it's diarrhea... at least not EVERY DAY LIKE MINE IS.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 8, 2008 - 9:27pm.
So is this where I tell you I fart you? Because I'm a caring person who has a big fart.
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It better be a rumbler... a butt-cheek flapper...
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
*moved.
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Nite, FatMartha!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@TigerLilly: Oh chickadee, as lovely as that sounds, I am going to go watch Hairspray with my floormates. But tomorrow... and I'll bring the toiletpaper!!
Good night all! xoxo <3
GOOD MORNING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALTIMOOOOOORE.....
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Submitted by FatMartha on September 8, 2008 - 8:36pm.
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Oh, FatMartha, doncha know? In the world of DListed poo threads, nothing is too gross...Now let's cuddle up under a blanket, eat Jello chocolate pudding pops and watch "2 girls 1 cup" all night....Whatdaya say...I promise a dutch oven an some interesting poo babies...and that's just for starters...wait 'til we get to my litter box...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on September 8, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Have noticed as I'm getting older that the whites of my eyes are so white anymore, then I look at this picture! How is this possible - that woman has to be in her 50's.
Unless they're whitening eyes now too.
anyone?
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Paps travel with a LOT of light in those flashes. It makes a difference.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Have noticed as I'm getting older that the whites of my eyes are so white anymore, then I look at this picture! How is this possible - that woman has to be in her 50's.
Unless they're whitening eyes now too.
anyone?
This is beyond appalling. Britney should have beaten her to the punch with a "mommy dearest" exposé. She may have thought of it if she weren't high half the time.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 8, 2008 - 9:32pm.
@Angel,
I got Baby! Does that count?
Me loves Baby...
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O Lord. That's a gun, innit? I should know better than to pick fights with Americans.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 8, 2008 - 8:30pm.
Not for nothin' but there's bits of bone, gristle and cartiladge in my poo babies...My poo babies can kick all y'all poo babies ass!
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YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!! Your poo doesn't splash into the toilet and then back up onto your butt because it's diarrhea... at least not EVERY DAY LIKE MINE IS.
... too gross?
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
All you cheer leader whores 'member this?
I like poo
yes I do
I like poo
How 'bout you...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@Angel,
I got Baby! Does that count?
Me loves Baby...
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 8, 2008 - 9:26pm.
I totally said Poo first! *Huff*...Just cuz my poo smells of fetid gazelle and tiger piss does not mean that I should not be included in a poo thread...We coil...We rabbit...we even have turtlelers...Oh yes we do...
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TIGER SAID POOP! This is our offical poop thread now.
Nice touch on the tiger piss.
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Not for nothin' but there's bits of bone, gristle and cartiladge in my poo babies...My poo babies can kick all y'all poo babies ass!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh, sorry LCT... *scrapes it off your hand with hers*
*waves hand around trying to get it off, splatters it all over everyone* Oops...
... When shit hits the walls, then it is OFFICIALLY a poo thread!!
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Keep on keepin' on.
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Submitted by gyeah on September 8, 2008 - 9:16pm.
Hi mom!!!
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Dat's funny!
Thanks, Tigerlily, for the blessing.
Lessgo, Deb. I hope you got weapons!
And everyone else - sorry about that I'm not even really paying attention (but I did look for what she'd done this time and din't see her) - just shooting my mouth off, AS USUAL.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 8, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Oh Lord......................
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You can't deny it Sugar. It's like the wind.
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So is this where I tell you I fart you? Because I'm a caring person who has a big fart.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 8, 2008 - 9:26pm.
I totally said Poo first! *Huff*...Just cuz my poo smells of fetid gazelle and tiger piss does not mean that I should not be included in a poo thread...We coil...We rabbit...we even have turtlelers...Oh yes we do...
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TIGER SAID POOP! This is our offical poop thread now.
Nice touch on the tiger piss.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 8:19pm.
SUGAR SAID POOP! This is our official poo thread now.
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I totally said Poo first! *Huff*...Just cuz my poo smells of fetid gazelle and tiger piss does not mean that I should not be included in a poo thread...We coil...We rabbit...we even have turtlelers...Oh yes we do...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
O yeah. And Lynn's a ho. I care not for her "struggles".
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 8, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Oh Lord......................
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You can't deny it Sugar. It's like the wind.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
I like how MK outs these assholes. The biggest lie here is that she's a christian. Inspirational ... yeah, it'll inspire the next book burning.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 9:19pm.
SUGAR SAID POOP! This is our official poo thread now.
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Oh Lord......................Not the POO!
Bye DQ
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
I'm hitting the hay. Sugaroo, I'm happy to say it's been a pleasure. shitpissfuckgoddamnitsonofabitchjesuschristassbastard
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Oooh there's PURPLE DRANK here? High five.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
...P!!!!
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Keep on keepin' on.
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So, can we all have some purple drank now, and talk about Lynnie's neck dough...I mean, that shit looks Shar-pei-ish...Whadup widat? You whore your kids out, you fix your situation, simple as that...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
SUGAR SAID POOP! This is our official poo thread now.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 8, 2008 - 9:16pm.
LCT!
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Wassaaaaaaap chicken butt! We're merkin-talking in the Maniston thread!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 9:17pm.
Okay you just crossed the line from admiration to goddamnsonofabitchfuckinshit you're cool!
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Shhh. Don't tell anyone. ;-)
motherfuckingpoopchutedirtstarassknot
Okay, I can't think of anymore.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 8, 2008 - 8:14pm.
Every time you swear, a Republican gets its ass kicked.
shitfuckdamnpisshellbitchfucketyfucketyfuck!
Okay you just crossed the line from admiration to goddamnsonofabitchfuckinshit you're cool!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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LCT!
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Hi mom!!!
ON EDIT: hahahahhaha these arguments on Dlisted remind of all the AOL chatroom fights/wars/whorings that went on when i was on that shit....back in 1995. Good times!
Submitted by angel_i on September 8, 2008 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 8, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Oh, peeps, let's just have some more PURPLE DRANK, cheeto loaf and DListed love...NO, NOT THAT KIND OF LOVE, YOU PERVS! *wiping tiger asshole with a babywipe..*
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*sigh*
Pass the Purple Drank Tigerlils. I know *I*'m gonna need it.
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*says DListed prayer over purple drank...farts and passes said purple drank*...
*checks to see if doodie bubble saw fruition*...
What? Like you haven't done it before...
Besides, I'm not tryna stir shit...or dare I say it, POO!
Go...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Angel!
Bring it on you...you...english person! behind the pub, 3 min. and bring a foxhound!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 9:12pm.
Sorry, I should have reworded my statement. I have no hostility towards anyone here, even though sometimes people are straight up rude to others for no reason.
Submitted by angel_i on September 8, 2008 - 9:12pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 8, 2008 - 9:09pm.
are you one of those types that beats off to seeing your name after "Submitted By"?
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Ummm....you gotta problem widat? Cuz we could take it outside if you like, esa...;p
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You say that like it's a bad thing!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
BeefBlaster, do you make a lot of beef toots? Is that what the 'blaster' part means?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 9:12pm.
Okay, unless I'm in the minority here, this is not a fight. It's a discussion. BeefBlaster, I don't know who you were, & if you've been slandered by M.E., I can understand the desire to retaliate. That makes a lot more sense than someone who has lurked & then suddenly goes on the attack.
I don't know what happened with you 2, so I can't comment on it specifically (not that my comments mean a damned thing anyway).
& sugaroo, it takes a big person to admit fault. I think it's great that you've done it. I've seen M.E. do it too. I'm really not trying to fight. Just saying, "Never" is a strong word & not accurate in this case. I admire that you & I can discuss things w/o resorting to insults & profanity.
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Every time you swear, a Republican gets its ass kicked.
shitfuckdamnpisshellbitchfucketyfucketyfuck!
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Holy shit, dudes. M.E. is not even here!!!
Dat's just rude.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Beefblaster, I do think its cowardly and unnecessary to bring up someone's alcohol recovery unprovoked. You are acting cowardly by getting a new log in name and continuing an old argument because you fear your old name wont be welcome.
I dont know what happened between you and M.E, I just felt like that was a REALLY low blow.