Stalker Eyes
Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Pitt were in Toronto at around the same time this past weekend. Can't you tell? It's obvious Jenny is scanning the land for any sight of Brad in one of his silly hats. She can probably smell his aroma nearby so her stalker eyes have gone into overdrive. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like they ever met up.
The Sun claims they had cocktails together. UsWeekly claims they didn't. I don't think they did. We would definitely know it. If it happened, Jenny would leap through the streets of Toronto in her lucky granny panties, singing about how she's got her man back. Then lightning would strike her because....well....Saint Angelina knows Zeus personally. I think he owes her a few favors.
Despite, not running into Brad, things are "great" for Jenny. She told People, "Things couldn't be better." I'm sure she said that while grinding her teeth and digging her nails into her thighs.
Here's our favorite cat lady at the TIFF premiere of her movie "Management" last night. I also threw in some pictures of Billy Goat Pitt at the TIFF premiere of "Burn After Reading" on Friday night.
Bauer Griffin, Getty, Wireimage
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Submitted by Inside of luv on September 8, 2008 - 4:30pm.
The self-righteous vigilante has decided to take the meek and righteous way and show love instead. Go suck on that bitch!!
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OK, now THAT is comedic gold right there.
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Nova: Cheers! You fought the good fight today, young Jedi. (Sorry -- The Child has discovered "Star Wars" & now it's all about light sabers, Darth Vader, & Darth Maul. My FIVE-YEAR-OLD is dressing as Darth freaking Maul for Halloween!
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OOOH...and dramaqueen!! you too! I forgot to thank you. *im all sappy now...sowwy*
Anywhooo...I am a TOTAL starwars freakazoid...and be thankful yours waited till he was 5. Mine are 3-1/2 and cant get enough...even had a star wars b-day party!!!! lol. good times. Well...cheers luv!
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lct - heheh you made meh giggle :D
drama - thats a GOOD thing!! better star wars than jonas bros, hannah montana, etc.. or any of the other crap that kids could latch onto these days!
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Bye Nova! (huggs & love))
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Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Her body is gorgeous and she has a simple yet classy style. There's nothing wrong with her and I'm tired of all the fucking haters. Damn.
Geesh!!! I'm glad I didn't say anything about Jen's hair!!!
Only thing I want to say is: I seriously doubt that Jennifer thinks about Brad or Brad thinks or feels any guilt about Jennifer. They both moved on long ago, but it behooves the tabloids to keep the triangle going since it sells magazines.
Case in point . . . TIFF where Bradley flew in, did his business, and flew out the next day; Jennifer flew in, did her business (don't know if she's still there). They did not meet, nor did either want to meet the other. But some tabloids insist they had dinner together/a drink together/met in a hotel room . . . whatever.
It's the gossip rags keeping this thing alive people, not the fans!! And they will continue to keep it alive as long as possible. It sells magazines!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by missy on September 8, 2008 - 7:26pm.
oh and sorry if my jesus comment offended anyone.. i's just stirrin the pot
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I hate to say it but he's a bit of a slut. He said the same thing to me last week.
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OY, Jewish boys can be such flirts, right?
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Submitted by Inside of luv on September 8, 2008 -
Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. May the Lord be with you too.
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I thought the Jehovah's Witnesses had a meeting at the Kingdom Hall tonight?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 6:50pm.
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Yup.....just as i figured. You thought i left so you came back to say some more rude crap. Nice. Do you feel good taking one persons opinions and shitting all over them like you own the fucking universe?? Does it make your pathetic existance more bearable to try to rile someone up?? You're disgusting. Just because I feel that she needs to change up her hair...you go on a tirade. Wow...you must really have issues.
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Okay, constipated juvie bitch, playing nice doesn’t seems to work with you, does it? Now, let’s try another way, my way. You’re the one with the tirade, not me! My existence is cool and you should be more worried about yours bcuz it looks like you have deep-seated anger and frustration which you can only relieve by resorting to self, aka ugly and cursing. So take this from me with love,
Blessed are the meek,
for they will inherit the earth.
The self-righteous vigilante has decided to take the meek and righteous way and show love instead. Go suck on that bitch!!
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Blessed are the meek/boring/compassionate Bible bashers without sin and the God/Jesus lovers; for they shall inherit the earth.
Of topic comment -
I've had this song on repeat for the last 10 mins & i'm almost in tears (& that NEVER happens because I HATE crying)
So - if i'm gonna cry - y'all can join me!
Rufus Wainwright - Hallelujah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMrZ7lChK-g
~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Submitted by missy on September 8, 2008 - 4:25pm.
mrs k some of your joking is scurring me...
everything ok?♥♥♥
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everything is fine, my little lovebug.
Sometimes I gnaw at my cuticles and they bleed, but that's as far as I take that whole mutilation thang.
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Bradiful! *licks face* I like your new makeover, you're purdy.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Oh and thanks Mrs K(heres some bandaids for your boo boos)...DAE...LCT...Missy...LA(Bradi)......youre the best fake friends...a girl could have. *sobs* See yas all laters!! Smooches!
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Nova: Cheers! You fought the good fight today, young Jedi. (Sorry -- The Child has discovered "Star Wars" & now it's all about light sabers, Darth Vader, & Darth Maul. My FIVE-YEAR-OLD is dressing as Darth freaking Maul for Halloween! I have the feeling I may be writing a Lynn Spears book in a few years ...)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by missy on September 8, 2008 - 7:26pm.
oh and sorry if my jesus comment offended anyone.. i's just stirrin the pot
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I hate to say it but he's a bit of a slut. He said the same thing to me last week.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Whew...almost time for me to go home and have a cold frosty mug of BEER. Mmmmm...beer. Hope the kids dont mind if i partake a bit. lol.
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oh and sorry if my jesus comment offended anyone.. i's just stirrin the pot
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
mrs k some of your joking is scurring me...
everything ok?♥♥♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by EyeRoll on September 9, 2008 - 12:22am.
oh for fuck's sake, now you're persecuted?
great, nasty aaaaaaand paranoid and delusional, just great
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lmao!!
~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
"sit by me tatala, we'll nosh on some rugelach and talk about how we hate our hair."
Mrs. K, that almost, ALMOST made me spit my Merlot all over my monitor. I don't know why, but that SLAYED me! I'm still giggling my muthah fuckin' ass off!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 9, 2008 - 12:21am.
Bye!
~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
I stuck my head in earlier and thought to meeself, "ooooh read - poor Nova is copping it up the arse over Jennaaay's hair."
LOL - see y'all later bitches.
edited to add: I mean that in the nicest possible way. I don't think I've had a bath since the vma's!
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps getting better
Submitted by Inside of luv on September 8, 2008 -
Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. May the Lord be with you too.
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oh for fuck's sake, now you're persecuted?
great, nasty aaaaaaand paranoid and delusional, just great
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 4:08pm.
holy crap...whats a girl got to do to get back to her happy place??
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sit by me tatala, we'll nosh on some rugelach and talk about how we hate our hair.
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OH TAY! Sounds like funtimes...I hate to flat Iron...but its sooooooo necessary. ya know?
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What the fuck is going on in here?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
On a "lets just all be friends now k" note:
I just read a blind item about a starlet who was at the Toronto Film Festival blazed off her butt.:D Someone who reportedly LOVES the mary jane. Hmmm....could it be?????????
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I'll respond to Bradi, Andi, I was thinkin' Brandi!
With an "I"!!!
You know, all Hollyweird like.
HI MRS. K!!!!
Hi SLUTS of The Evening!!!!!
I see someone is trying to work our stroll up in here....
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 9, 2008 - 12:15am.
Thanks DAE...i needed that! *gulp* Hugs!
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~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
No wonder she looks so happy. She's packing some heat. Diamonds aren't the only thing that are a girl's best friend. Maybe she was doing some Angelina gun poses.
Submitted by K2 on September 8, 2008 - 4:03pm.
C'mon, you know as well as I do that that is what we do here. Pick on people we don't know and act shallow.
Cuz it's, ya know, fun.
*getting out razor to cut myself*
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Beautiful, LOVELY Jen !!!!!!!
Bradi (just can't call you LA, sorry): CUPCAKE???? WHERE???? HELLS YEAH! THANK YOU!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by K2 on September 8, 2008 - 4:15pm.
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ok k2...sorry for the misunderstanding. It just irks me that a comment about someones hair could enrage someone like that. *whew* :D
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 4:08pm.
holy crap...whats a girl got to do to get back to her happy place??
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sit by me tatala, we'll nosh on some rugelach and talk about how we hate our hair.
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Thanks DAE...i needed that! *gulp* Hugs!
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Are you going that route too?? All i said was that she should change it up a bit...it looks the same all the time. Giselle could do the same...amongst many others that you named. But Im sorry that my opinion has enraged so many....I just think a nice pony tail or up-do would freshen her up a bit. its my OPINION. what about that makes me shallow?? holy crap...whats a girl got to do to get back to her happy place??
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NO. I'm not attacking you. I just read a few of the other posts and alot of people get on this kick that she's so boring because she won't change her hair style. I re read some of the posts and I know you were just suggesting she throw a curl in it or whatever. Yeah, that would probably look nice too. But considering she has such wavy hair to begin with, she probably opts to stay away from adding more curls. Personally, I think she looks good with it up. I wasn't calling you shallow or directing that comment at you - it was in general. I was saying that people who ONLY judge based on physical appearance are shallow. (maybe I should've said it that way). my bad.
Looks like a revolver with a brown handle! Maybe it's a cigarette lighter! Ha.
OK. Look.
A lot of what people say here is just, ya know, thinking aloud, stream of consciousness kind of stuff. It's not something we apply our critical thinking faculties to, nor should we. We're not writing our thesises, ur, thesio...oh, whatever, we are just having fun. Nova was not bashing Jen, she was just mentioning that she thought that Jen might want to change her hair style every now and then. The use of the word pathetic was not LITERAL. It's not a big deal. We are all just gabbing here. Gabbing and yammering. Gabbing, yammering and blabbering. Personal attacks are completely unwarranted and I for one am going to go cut myself now because that is the only way I can feel better about things.
And flat iron my hair.
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 7:11pm
I love these threads, the weirdos show up like the Watch Tower people on your "sick" day at the front door and then the Bible gets thrown and here we are.
Cupcake?
*munches coookie*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Inside of luv - jesus told me to masturbate.
while picturing Him.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 8, 2008 - 4:04pm.
NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 7:02pm
You got yelled at about hair?
If it's come down to hair, the loons are more desperate than we thought.
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Yup...it all started with my hair comment. *sigh* Whats this world coming to when that can enrage someone so badly??
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Girls, girls! You're all pretty! Shake hands, go to neutral corners & then come out swinging if you must, but those cookies look awfully tasty ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
tonicbitch on September 8, 2008 - 7:09pm
You're never to late for Salvation Sally Mack times.
*waves at tonic*
LOOK I'M ALL NEW!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Is being passed a handgun in the first pic after the jump?
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 9, 2008 - 12:06am.
Yeah...that comment i made about Jens hair drove someone to insanity...pissed them off so bad they feel the need to bitch me out about how stupid I am. I'm done though....*sigh*....feel better.
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Wait - you made a comments on Jen's hair, so your being bitched out?
How bad of a loser do you have to be to freak over a comment about hair???!!
Good. *hands Nova a glass of wine* don't let the luntics get to you!
~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
the fuck? Did I just wander into church hung over and a day late?
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Submitted by K2 on September 8, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Seriously, what is the big deal with her hair? It does sound shallow when you're picking on her because she hasn't changed her style. She freakin' invented the rachel cut and everyone in america wanted to emulate her by having the same hairdo. She went through her phases and changed her hair up a bit when she was on Friends. Maybe she feels comfortable with it at shoulder length and doesn't feel the need to change her image. Madonna went through her hair changing phase for years. She's finally settled on one look for the past few years. So what? Julia Roberts, Courtney Cox, Kate Hudson, Catherine Zeta Jones, and ANGELINA FUCKING JOLIE also haven't changed hair styles in years... no one says shit about that? What gives? It sounds like one more reason for people to take a jab at Jen because they can't come up with any other valid reason not to like her.
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Are you going that route too?? All i said was that she should change it up a bit...it looks the same all the time. Giselle could do the same...amongst many others that you named. But Im sorry that my opinion has enraged so many....I just think a nice pony tail or up-do would freshen her up a bit. its my OPINION. what about that makes me shallow?? holy crap...whats a girl got to do to get back to her happy place??
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Submitted by EyeRoll on September 8, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by Inside of luv on September 8, 2008 - 3:39pm.
oh goody
another self-righteous vigilante
we can always use another one around here.
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@ EyeRoll
Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. May the Lord be with you too.
How’s that? Righteous enough for you.
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Blessed are the meek/boring/compassionate Bible bashers without sin and the God/Jesus lovers; for they shall inherit the earth.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 8, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 11:13pm.
K...im done talking for awhile...i dont like being attacked. Even if its by some lame-ass nobody who thinks their opinion of the "matured" person is all that matters in this world.
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Nova, if someone is tryin' to mess with you - bitch slap then fucker. Hard.
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Yeah...that comment i made about Jens hair drove someone to insanity...pissed them off so bad they feel the need to bitch me out about how stupid I am. I'm done though....*sigh*....feel better.
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NovaNightly on September 8, 2008 - 7:02pm
You got yelled at about hair?
If it's come down to hair, the loons are more desperate than we thought.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...