Stalker Eyes
Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Pitt were in Toronto at around the same time this past weekend. Can't you tell? It's obvious Jenny is scanning the land for any sight of Brad in one of his silly hats. She can probably smell his aroma nearby so her stalker eyes have gone into overdrive. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like they ever met up.
The Sun claims they had cocktails together. UsWeekly claims they didn't. I don't think they did. We would definitely know it. If it happened, Jenny would leap through the streets of Toronto in her lucky granny panties, singing about how she's got her man back. Then lightning would strike her because....well....Saint Angelina knows Zeus personally. I think he owes her a few favors.
Despite, not running into Brad, things are "great" for Jenny. She told People, "Things couldn't be better." I'm sure she said that while grinding her teeth and digging her nails into her thighs.
Here's our favorite cat lady at the TIFF premiere of her movie "Management" last night. I also threw in some pictures of Billy Goat Pitt at the TIFF premiere of "Burn After Reading" on Friday night.
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Submitted by Little China Doll on September 8, 2008 - 7:12pm.
WTF are those cookies someone talked about?? I need them after reading these posts.
Oh, Sweetie, those are long gone! Along w/ Bradi's cupcakes. Eat fast or don't eat at all!
*edited because I forgot to include the original post. duh.*
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 7:26pm.
Hell yeah!
Submitted by Hysteria on September 8, 2008 - 8:24pm.
i think i had too much cough syrup today
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PURPLE DRANK DRINKER!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
jen does give good thread tho
i think i had too much cough syrup today
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by K2 on September 8, 2008 - 4:03pm.
C'mon, you know as well as I do that that is what we do here. Pick on people we don't know and act shallow.
Cuz it's, ya know, fun.
*getting out razor to cut myself*
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I know I know. At times I'm not above it either... I guess I just have a soft spot for Aniston. Know one cuts that chic a break. I'll always go the extra step to defend the underdog. Of course when it comes to Jolie, I just throw her TO THE DOGS.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 8, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 9, 2008 - 12:33am.
Oh gawd....just ignore that "ignorant about luv" person. I'm leaving now. for reals this time.
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It's funny who s/he posts when s/he thinks your not here...
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@ Dreamy
I don't run from confrontations! My time does not revolve around sitting and waiting to read and comment like you. Pls, do TELL, why would I wait till you leave b4 commenting? I'm sure that's what you do, I don't! I like to receive and give feedback not to turn tail.
I'm thrilled that ya all(well those who wants a piece of me anyway)find safety in number. I'm sure it makes you feel all powerful, like you've smacked the self-righteous vigillante. Good on you all.
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Blessed are the meek/boring/compassionate Bible bashers without sin and the God/Jesus lovers; for they shall inherit the earth.
WTF are those cookies someone talked about?? I need them after reading these posts.
What the hell is going on in this thread? And where did "they" come from?
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
And yeah, under the influence of wine, the Hoff did come down from the sofa to change the batteries and did say
blessed are the dlisters, for they will all be riding the short bus to hell.
blessed are the poo babies, the stinkier the better.
blessed are those who sit on gerald butler's face, for they will cum and see god.
blessed are the tigers, who will eat our earthly remains when the time comes.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Yea tho I walk in the sunshiney Valley of Queef, I shall wear sunglasses and eat marmalade...
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 8, 2008 - 7:56pm.
Blessed are the Perverts...they are my last hope for getting laid this year!
haha Deb, that made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 8, 2008 - 6:58pm.
yeah verily, blessed are those that fasten the sock slots and do the boot moves.
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Yeah, um, fastening your sock slots is soooooo 5 minutes ago...it's all about the tuck and roll for Fall 2008 sock slots...Yeah, but boot moves, like the little black dress, will never go out of style...*seeing if Dlisted suckers are buying it...stealthily fastening my socks slots to make chocolate toilet times while KFeds balls are in my face with body sprays*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"Submitted by Inside of luv on September 8, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Jesus loves people who masturbate too, I do it and I KNOW Jesus loves me."
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Blessed are the picnic tables and park benches who get assaulted during said masturbation.
LCT- WOOT!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 8, 2008 - 7:58pm.
yeah verily, blessed are those that fasten the sock slots and do the boot moves.
even in the face of the toilet bats, I will fear no evil, for carrottop is with me, her dildo and astroglide protect me, and I shall dwell in the house of the milkshake forever.
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for thou art the divine hoffalina, and no evil green beans shall slight you or condemn you.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 8, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Blessed are those that Pop Their Tacos.
*buuurrrp*
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HAHAHAHAHA!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
yeah verily, blessed are those that fasten the sock slots and do the boot moves.
even in the face of the toilet bats, I will fear no evil, for carrottop is with me, her dildo and astroglide protect me, and I shall dwell in the house of the milkshake forever.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by tonicbitch on September 8, 2008 - 7:50pm.
I think I just made my own poo baby.
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HIGH FIVE.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Blessed are the Perverts...they are my last hope for getting laid this year!
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
Submitted by missy on September 8, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Inside of luv - jesus told me to masturbate.
while picturing Him.
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@ Missy
Awww, what if I tell you missy that Jesus still loves you, even with the masturbation jizz all over you. Jesus loves people who masturbate too, I do it and I KNOW Jesus loves me.
Hey, I'm not offended by the religeous insults, in fact I'm mighty proud of it. Keep 'em coming.
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Blessed are the meek/boring/compassionate Bible bashers without sin and the God/Jesus lovers; for they shall inherit the earth.
Blessed are those that Pop Their Tacos.
*buuurrrp*
On T: Ummmmmm, hmmmmmmmm, when does Stamiston watch start?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
you are all THE BEST!!! I gots to run now tho..
Until next time, I shall await our salvation in the form of a cheese filled short bus.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Card carrying Jenniloonie since 1994. & I like the idea of her & Stamos. He was on "Friends" once, so they have that in common ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
I think I just made my own poo baby.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 8, 2008 - 7:47pm.
And yeah, verily, lovecarrottop did spew her seed and made many poo babies in the colon of the hoff.
praise charmin!
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Verily is my favourite word EVER. Reminds me of a lovely little verse:
My milkshake bringeth all the gentlefolk to the yard
And they're like, it's better than thine
Verily,
It's better than thine
I could teach you, but I must levy a fee
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Inside of luv on September 8, 2008 - 7:45pm.
I AM GOOD TO GO, TO ANY LENGTHS WITH YOU GUYS but I also know when to quit when I get bored with you.
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Blessed are those who know they are outnumbered and beaten, and try to find an easy way out with claims of boredness...
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
LMAO at Billy Goat Pitt
And yeah, verily, lovecarrottop did spew her seed and made many poo babies in the colon of the hoff.
praise charmin!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Blessed are those who get bored with us, because then they go the fuck away....
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
i have this to say:
QUIT PICKING ON THE ANISTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
1. she didn't cheat on her husband. he cheated on her with that homewrecker who also snagged billy bob from laura dern
2. she's definitely over his trifling ass. it's been like 3 years, for god's sake. stop trying to create drama where there is none.
3. at least she's getting strange peen on the regular. brad is stuck hitting the same stretched venus fly trap and pretending "sex is better during prgenancy because it's with a real woman". yeah. sure it is. go put your stupid goodwill old man hat back on.
*********TEAM ANISTON, BIATCHES!*********
Submitted by missy on September 9, 2008 - 12:39am.
Submitted by tonicbitch on September 8, 2008 - 6:38pm.
"Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 8, 2008 - 5:32pm.
I think Inside of luv needs a bong hit or two..."
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Blessed are the stoned, for they just sit around and laugh about shit.
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Blessed are the sluts, for they satisfy all the other sluts and keep rape rates down.
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LMAO
This is why I love Dlisted....
I'm min i'm almost cryin' - the next I cant stop laughin'
DLISTED SLUTS ROCK!!
~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Hahahaha, lol. Bitches, I'm not paranoid or feel persecuted,YOU AND WHOSE ARMY! My religeous beliefs aint that grand and delusional.
Gosh, I'm just going with the flow and playing up with the SELF-RIGHTEOUS LABEL! SHEESH, I'm happy I'm making all you bitches evening exicting and happy. I'm enjoying it too, I could go all night, just alternating between watching a movie and coming back to read your ugly and hateful comments.
I AM GOOD TO GO, TO ANY LENGTHS WITH YOU GUYS but I also know when to quit when I get bored with you.
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Blessed are the meek/boring/compassionate Bible bashers without sin and the God/Jesus lovers; for they shall inherit the earth.
Submitted by missy on September 8, 2008 - 7:43pm.
Blessed is LoveCarrotop, for she shall bear many poo babies.
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And from the mountaintops shall rain forth poo babies for all the world to exult in, and all shall praise the miracle of marble cheese in coleslaw.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
hi Deb♥♥ hows hell today?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Blessed is LoveCarrotop, for she shall bear many poo babies.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 8, 2008 - 8:08pm
and i got your back jenniloonies UNITE!!
Lol
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 7:35pm.
LOL
I needed a new monitor and keyboard anyway.
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I just spread the good word of Smegma to a friend who hadn't heard it before.
He hasn't been able to say anything but smegma for the past 5 minutes.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
LMAO. Blessed are the loons, for they provide plenty of fodder for our entertainment.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by tonicbitch on September 8, 2008 - 6:38pm.
"Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 8, 2008 - 5:32pm.
I think Inside of luv needs a bong hit or two..."
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Blessed are the stoned, for they just sit around and laugh about shit.
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Blessed are the sluts, for they satisfy all the other sluts and keep rape rates down.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Nobody had be saying anything about my girl here. I will fight.
Certifiable Jenniloonie since 2008...
TeaM Stamiston Forevah!
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
"Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 8, 2008 - 5:32pm.
I think Inside of luv needs a bong hit or two..."
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Blessed are the stoned, for they just sit around and laugh about shit.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Kp on September 8, 2008 - 4:33pm.
I heard somewhere that she got the same thing for lunch every single day on the set of friends.
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Baloney and Cheez-Whiz on Wonder Bread with Miracle Whip, am I right?
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 4:32pm.
If your chances of getting smegma were slim to none you'd be a slut too!
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LOL
I needed a new monitor and keyboard anyway.
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Real life on the interwebs, I can't even begin to make that shit up.
I can however exploit it for a laugh at their expense.
She look amazing as usual, I love it. Shockingly stu-pitt is looking good too, maybe he hasn't lost it after all. Then again he ALWAYS look happier and better when he's alway from that demonic whore who's eating his soul. No wonder he is so eager to travel and get back to work. Poor stu-pitt. Then again he deserve it
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 9, 2008 - 12:33am.
Oh gawd....just ignore that "ignorant about luv" person. I'm leaving now. for reals this time.
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It's funny who s/he posts when s/he thinks your not here...
Have a good night Nova!
~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
@ Nova & Missy: Yes, but the bad guys? He LOVES Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Boba Fett, The Emperor. It's weird. (But he's pretty exceptional, so I'll just monitor him closely & watch him for chewing ice, compulsively lighting matches, or any of those other things that are supposed to indicate a "disturbance in The Force."
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Oh gawd....just ignore that "ignorant about luv" person. I'm leaving now. for reals this time.
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And now for something completely different...
nighty night nova♥ enjoy that beer babe:)
mrs k - good mama♥ Im still smiling about that lil flirt jesus... *teehee*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Jennifer Aniston is as boring as a loaf of bread. Does it surprise anyone that she hasnt changed her hair in 15 years?
I heard somewhere that she got the same thing for lunch every single day on the set of friends. (from one of you dlist sluts!) Jen is boring, but at least shes no self righteous angelina!
I think Inside of luv needs a bong hit or two...
~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 8, 2008 - 7:30pm.
OY, Jewish boys can be such flirts, right?
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If your chances of getting smegma were slim to none you'd be a slut too!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!