Monday, September 8th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Lil' Mama is ringmaster of the Busted Mess Circus. I think she's taking styling tips from Solange's basement friends - Just Jared

Kendra Wilkinson
in a discount Posh Spice wig - Hollywood Tuna

Sad Clown Baby is already addicted to Starbucks - Popsugar

Andre 3000 is not gay. Glad we got that cleared up - Towleroad

George Clooney skips Toronto for Italy - Lainey Gossip

Meadow Soprano flashes her snatch (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

ICYMI: Brit Brit's boring ass VMA intro - IDLYITW

Veronica Mars and her d-bag boyfriend are at the beach - Egotastic!

The bitchy ho from "90210" looking like a Robert Palmer girl reject - Hollywood Rag

Name that celebrity trend - Cityrag

Posted by: Michael K


Chicaloca's picture

I can't stand lil mama

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boomsy's picture

Haha..Britney said 'anniversity'...poor thing.

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Kp's picture

Kendra is ugly. my bf even says shes a butterface.

And wow her skin is fucked up!

Cheez-It's picture

The meadow soprano pic looks photoshopped.

Yeah, Drunken Stepfather is a major idiot. That's not even JLS's snatch -- it's just the tops of her thighs pushed together.

Kandykane's picture

Who DOES that muthafucka Shitney Smears know??? Is it because everyone remembers her as the little jail bait that all the pedos rubbed one out to?? disgusting. Even more disgusting are the stupid sheeple clapping like seals at this talentless shaky voiced fat cunt. Shitney could barely ramble out that intro so terrified was she of being exposed yet AGAIN as a product. Shitney is a product I'd wipe my ass with. Talentless worthless whore with millions of ripped off dollars. Go away you fucking idiot - you are old news. OLD.

mharker's picture

Jamie-Lynn Siegler is half Jewish, half-Hispanic. I'm surprised DS didn't make any Mexican jokes while he was at it.

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Clarisse's picture

I jsut don't click on the Drunken Stepfather links, but i CANNOT get away from the chicks ass on the side!!!!!!

MK,
How much is that company paying? I will double if fat ass thong girl goes away!

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Stoney's picture

Harlow is a cutie. I still wanna see that mystery bundle, Thursday Venus Flytrap Kidman Urban.

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Sartastic's picture

Yes, I vote no more Drunken Stepfather links posted anymore. I feel queasy every time I venture over there.

OT: Are you sure that isn't Dennis Rodman in the main pic?

Snowblood's picture

For some reason, whenever I used to try to go check out the Drunken Stepfather site, it'd freeze up then shut down my computer. I don't know how come, but it does. I think there's just two or three celeb sites I've come across which've done that, froze my shit up, but - well, that's my 2 cents on the place.

I would've liked to have seen how Meadow Soprano's doing, though. Oh, well...

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

"George Clooney skips Toronto for Italy"

The Brad is having sad times.
Skeletina rubbed him with her stank, Eau de Anti'Clooney.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Drunken Stepfather has never been a good idea. I know he throws this site a bone, but one must consider the caliber of people he is sending your way and vice versa.

thehoustongirl's picture

I'm a female and read Drunken Stepfather, and I get what you all are saying, but you can't just read it LITERALLY because yeah, it would sound disgusting. I've read some fucked upppp shit on here, but DS is NOT like Dlist, but he does have some witty moments (Jesus - Drunken Stepfather). I LOVE how he get on Kim K's ass (no pun intended) LOL!!!

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angel_i's picture

Thank you so much thank you for all the love I'm here to open the 2008 Video Music Awards please leave a message at the tone. BEEP!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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TITS's picture

Submitted by sparkys nemesis on September 8, 2008 - 11:40am.

I love your site but you provided a link to Drunken Stepfather, about Jamie Lynn Sigler...and wow, an anti-Semitic, anti woman rant if there ever was one. Please skip the DS site in the future; not worth wasting my eyes on.
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Drunken Stepfather is much like this site in commentary, except it's ratcheted up one notch.

Did you even read his entire post on JSL? I think if you had you wouldn't be so upset.

Personally I read his site just for his rants. They're funny. (not as funny as this site though, nothing is)

Mel-Tang's picture

dramaqueen, I know, right! I didn't even need to watch the Young and the Restless when THAT crew was out on the town! LMAO

I miss them. I really do.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 8, 2008 - 2:37pm.

YESSSSSS! Bring back Sam Lutfi, Adnan, the pink wig & the accent, guvnuh!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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Mel-Tang's picture

Who told Britney Spears she was talented again? That was THE most boring thing ever. Last yr's disaster was WAAAY more entertaining.

Britney needs to stick to screwing up and focus less on trying to make a comeback. She's much funnier when she sucks and acts crazy.

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BobsBB's picture

Dax is a douche and a half, but he's packing something major in his pants so I can see the appeal for Miss Bell if she's a size queen. Other than that, there's no reason to be with that loser...

TheBreakdown's picture

Style wise, Andre 3000 could raid my closet and no one would be the wiser.

His style and taste is impeccable.

Besides, he managed to knock up the gorgeous Erykah Badu, and that is one hot piece.

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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letinstar's picture

lil mama is a female?

sad clown baby is chubby little cutie, but she sure does look like her daddy...and that is not a good thing...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!

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Submitted by Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Wait! Little clown baby? I thought that was Aguilera's kid? Or is that Trannie clown baby??

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Max is Bat Boy Jr.

~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Can't stop laughing over "Busted Mess Circus".

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parissucksliterally's picture

Drunken Stepfather is a turd. NOT funny at all. MK, don't give that site more traffic. Please.

Harlow looks too much like Joel to be cute to me.....

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Stoney's picture

I hate the one armed baby hold. That's the same way Britshit was holding Sean P when she dropped him. Although I do believe Nicole is a way better mom. And Harlow is fuckin adorable. I can see the dad in her, though. Too bad.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 3:10pm.
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When I saw that Harlow was a chubber, I was shocked Nicole feeds her! I seriously thought her warped self-image would be projected onto her child. Apparently not....not yet anyway.

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

dramaqueen365247's picture

QC: you're right. She is doing much better. It was just jarring to me to see her holding the baby, who's absolutely adorable & has the fat creases on her arms & legs, just like a baby should.

I agree w/ the others about Drunken Stepfather. It is possible to be vulgar AND funny, but (s)he isn't. (S)he is just disgusting.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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QueenCharisma's picture

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 3:00pm.
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Hey - be glad that she kept the little bit of weight she gained while pregnant. She could've gone back to looking like she did pre-baby. I'm proud of her...she's shaping up, it's not going to happen overnight.

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

K, I know George Clooney is one step down from douchebag caveman, but I would so cream in my pantaloons if he took me to Italy.

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Clarisse's picture

Wait! Little clown baby? I thought that was Aguilera's kid? Or is that Trannie clown baby??

Anywhore,
Nicole and Douche have a cute baby...Motherhood may be the smartest thing Nicole ever did...never thought i would say that...huh.

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dramaqueen365247's picture

Damn, I think Harlow weighs more than her mama! Come one, Nicole, get it together. You're a mother now.
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QueenCharisma's picture

Submitted by xxyxz on September 8, 2008 - 2:57pm.
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Good day, sweets! Great taste and I agree with your sentiments on Brit Brit.

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

xxyxz's picture

I agree with Q.C I heart Harlow

Brit... OVERrated

Tubereuse's picture

Submitted by sparkys nemesis on September 8, 2008 - 11:40am.

I love your site but you provided a link to Drunken Stepfather, about Jamie Lynn Sigler...and wow, an anti-Semitic, anti woman rant if there ever was one. Please skip the DS site in the future; not worth wasting my eyes on.

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Agreed.

Whoever "Drunken Stepfather" is, he/she/it is a loser.

lil Mama and lil Bow Wow is the same person. Harlow is cute as a button.

No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hekki's picture

Submitted by sparkys nemesis: "I love your site but you provided a link to Drunken Stepfather, about Jamie Lynn Sigler...and wow, an anti-Semitic, anti woman rant if there ever was one."

I totally agree. Usually, I don't click on the links, but I wanted to read it after seeing your comment. Yeah, it was pretty bad. That site is way disgusting.

QueenCharisma's picture

Harlow Madden is soooo cute! I officially want to kidnap Nicole's baby. I love me some chubbers!

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

Silvara0428's picture

snore festapalooza...

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mizbeehavin.com's picture

Lil Mama is a Lil Tranny Clown.
she looks like Lil Bow Wow in drag.
someone needs to send the girl some books, cuz the bytch cant tawk.

www.mizbeehavin.squarespace.com

Salem13's picture

Lil' Mama is Bow Wow's alter ego all dressed up.

peaches's picture

Anyone else think this Annalynn McCord girl looks like Katie Price(her face), a.k.a. Jordan?

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

All that hype over Unfitney opening the VMA's & that shit is what we get?

It was soo lame. Not funny, shitty "acting", shitty opening speach.

This whole opening was soo over hyped.

~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4

I love your site but you provided a link to Drunken Stepfather, about Jamie Lynn Sigler...and wow, an anti-Semitic, anti woman rant if there ever was one. Please skip the DS site in the future; not worth wasting my eyes on.