Monday, September 8th 2008
The Mini-Me Sex Tape Is Here (For Now)
Who needs lunch anyway? AVN reports that a website (NSFW) went live this morning selling the full Mini-Me sex tape for just $9.99. Hey! That's the price of your lunch. Skip the tuna melt and feast on some little people porn instead.
The site was registered in China and it's still up as of now. I'm not, though.
If you don't think you can stomach seeing Mini-Me busting a mini nut, then click here (NSFL) to see a few stills. It's going to take a few therapy sessions for me to get over the picture in the top right corner.
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I love how she appears to be moaning, her head thrown back and everything. Like she can even feel that minuscule dick of his,,I'm sure a tampon probably fills up more space than his peewee peen ...I've known some gold diggers who will fuck ugly men but this goes beyond the boundaries of even the most prolific sluts.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 8, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Gerard Butler and Hoffalina are set to star in the more graphic remake of basic instinct.
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Is it going to make things awkward between us if I watch it repeatedly while crying and eating Ben and Jerry's when I'm alone?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
After being subjected to this crap, they owe it to us women to make the Josh Hartnett sex survielance video Public!!!! They OWE us that much, I say!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Gerard Butler and Hoffalina are set to star in the more graphic remake of basic instinct.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 3:59pm.
CARROTTOP,
I have an active imagination! I'd watch that shit at the drop of a dildo! You KNOW he's a beast!!!
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You know that scene in the bathroom in Unfaithful? I imagine it'd be a lot like that...
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 8, 2008 - 3:48pm.
He can fuck other woman, I'll always have his face, however.
"Sits back down"
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Sigh, you're the luckiest beotch there ever was Hoffalina.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
That is some borderline pedophilic shit. I know he is a, hmmm, er, um, "grown" man, I guess you could say, but he looks like a kid. WRONG!
CARROTTOP,
I have an active imagination! I'd watch that shit at the drop of a dildo! You KNOW he's a beast!!!
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
MY GOODNESS SHE Looks like she is doig it with a baby : ( yuck!!!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Oh Gwad! Ew! I didn't even read this and I'm grossed out.
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RIMADYL KILLS
FFS!!! Why did I click on the link?!?!
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http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 2:47pm.
He can fuck other woman, I'll always have his face, however.
"Sits back down"
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
that's so disgusting, he looks like a six year old making sexy times.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Gerard Butler home porn, HELL YEAZZZZZZZZZZZ!
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YES PELASE! Ah, but then we'll have to acknowledge that he fucks other women. Not so much fun.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by DeeDee on September 8, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on September 8, 2008 - 1:24pm.
ok what is motorboating?
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The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
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no seriously.
what is it?
Gerard Butler home porn, HELL YEAZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Mini me home porn, ah, no.
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
hell to the no!
In the Austin Powers movies, Mini Me was dry humping everything. I bet that's how he screws in real life. So not sexy.
gawd, i'm such a vile animal...i looked...
looks like mini me and this chick worked out the money so this horror show can be released to the masses...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Lolo, if I end up clicking on the link and want to do murder times to myself, will you sing that to me?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 8, 2008 - 3:16pm.
G'arn CLICK it ain't so bad. Vernie looks better without clothes.
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I SMELLS A LIARMOUTH! You sneaky lady, you're just trying to get our lunches to decorate our desks.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Stoney
Ya know that both these skanks are gettin PAID. I never bought into those peoples sob stories about getting these tapes stolen and now their lives are ruined. Poppycock!! They are gettin paid - probably no enough but still - PAID!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Little Porn Star
On the Hill Side
Little Porn Star
With an Ickey Dickey
Little Porn Star on the hill side
On a mattress for the day
From behind and on top again
Not from the bottom 'cause she'd squishy him
Little Pron Star
With an Ickey Dickey
Fucked Billy Joels Daughter
Where she lay
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
G'arn CLICK it ain't so bad. Vernie looks better without clothes.
"It's going to take a few therapy sessions for me to get over the picture in the top right corner."
MK, aren't you impressed how Verne is making full advantage of his wrist angles? It's downright inspirational if you ask me.
For those who did look, how do the stills compare with that clip of them kissing like a couple of old people with limp tongues?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 8, 2008 - 1:52pm.
The rest of her life she'll meet new people and they will all be like "so you're the one who fucked that ugly midget, right? what was THAT like? *snicker*"
Seriously. This bitch is socially screwed for life. He's not even an attractive little person. He's revolting. How could she not feel like she was doing a kid? *swallows building vomit*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Nope. Not even going there.
There are dwarves I'd hit. Peter Dinklage. Wayne, the manager of the grocery store where my uncle works. But not Verne. Kissing someone's tongue that they stuck out is just nasty.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Oh my God that is one link I WILL NOT CLICK ON. No amount of poo talk or hot men could make me.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Stoney
What I want to know is how this whore even shows her face in public?
Right?? You know that for the rest of her life she is gonna catch hell for this from all her friends.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
DeeDee
Well, *sniffle*sniffle* ok then.
Fat Martha - I did!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
What I want to know is how this whore even shows her face in public?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
is she HOLDING on to him like a bebito?
eewww
im seriously puking.
www.mizbeehavin.squarespace.com
BE HONEST. Who looked!?!
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
LoLo: According to Jordan Sparks no.
Nooooo Pimpessa, don't feel used. That motorboat was really special to me....honest!
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"Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea." ~Jack Kerouac
*plops next to MK on the therapy couch*
My God, I have to go to the post office now in that long fucking Monday line, how am I going to function through that after seeing THAT?
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Dick happens! - MK
DeeDee
I feel so....used?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
DeeDee
Oh dear lord, I think I've been motor boated and didn't even know it.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by DeeDee on September 8, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Oh girl can you motorboat or get 'boated if you have a purity nipple ring on?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
HA HA HA THE STILL PHOTO OF HIM ON TOP!
HA HA HA HA HA I HURT MY THROAT LAUGHING AT THAT!
look at that shiney baby ass of his that aint right! It dont look like shes fucking him more like she just gave birth to him!
OH NO !!!!! This is so awesome ha ha ha
its like horrible hell awesome an sick and wonderful tooooooooooo oh what the fuck!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on September 8, 2008 - 1:24pm.
ok what is motorboating?
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The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
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"Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea." ~Jack Kerouac
baaarrrrrrrrrrffff
www.mizbeehavin.squarespace.com
Hahahahahaha... It looks like a naked toddler fell on her!!! Hahahahaha!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeDh1WCyeM
Somebody hand these people a purity ring or twenty.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
for fucks sakes what is wrong with that woman
Submitted by luckycharms on September 8, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Oh, God, if that isn't a vodka kill buzz, I don't what is. There is something basically wrong with a full grown woman having sex with a midget. I mean, if midget wants to get it on with midgets, fine. That's beautiful. But a full grown, adult sized female proactively wanting to get it on with a 3 foot male is wrong, I don't care what anyone says.
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just sayin', but i used to know an l.p. who was a well-known actress. she only dated normal-sized guys. you know what? she was actually so pretty & outgoing that you didn't notice her size (about 3ft) once you talked to her. (verne troyer, however, is just gnarly. his pervy personality really doesn't help)
wow i never really pictured how midgets "did it"... lol disturbing! I should have listened to you Michael K and not looked, that pic in the upper right.... wtf??
OK, so... he can't help it that he's like 3 feet tall, but she could find a full sized man to have sex with. What is wrong with this woman?? Did dhe really find him hot? And why are these "celebrities" so stupid to keep making sex tapes???? What is the world coming to? Those pictures turned my stomach.
You are what you eat.
Looks like a new Mattel toy: "Baby Sexalot"
WOWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
I just got an image of a Vienna Sausage. Oh so finger licking nasty.
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