Put It Away, Chestica
Jessica Simpson and her titty balls made their Grand Ole Opry debut on Saturday night and some of the audience members were not pleased with the fact that her rack was out in full display.
One bitch told People: "I think she should have put some clothes on." I think she should have put a muzzle on.
Another ho also complained about Chestica's chest: "I loved that new girl, Crystal [Shawanda] – and she was dressed appropriately." Crystal Shawanda?! I have no idea who that chick is, but she's already my favorite country star of all time. I think the angels gave her that name.
After watching her "performance," I'm more offended by her strained frog warble than what she's wearing. She sounds like a raccoon getting a 5-finger anal exam.
Jessica belongs on a pick-up truck dashboard, not on the stage of the Grand Ole' Opry.
She summed it up herself by saying: "I can't believe I am here!" Somewhere in heaven, Hank Williams is screaming, "ME NEITHER!"
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dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 12:51pm.
ISU: YES! How about coming to the realization that you're a talent-free has been, Jess? She's a triple threat -- can't sing, can't act, can't dance.
- But she knows how to SUCKITY SUCK like no one ever has SUCKED before!!!
*innuendos deliberately implied*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
is her hair too heavy?
Why all that head cockin' bidness?
Im going to do that all day when im talking to people and see if they offer me a chair seeing as i have a "condition" that makes me a cock head if you will... ok!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Corporate Country music at its worst. Patsy Cline and Waylon Jennings are rolling over in their graves. Perhaps Willie Nelson could go kick this talentless ho in her empty air-head pronto! Thanks Willie, if can do that for us~
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Oh wow, I didn't listen to it - it's horrible and whomever it is comparing Jessica Simpson to Dolly better do a reality check. Dolly will stomp this dumb hos butt and never even break a fingernail
Life's a b!tch and so am I.
Oh come on guys, she'd just finished doing Daddy - she have time to wear real clothes are do vocal warm ups!
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Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
I'm sorry was that a real live performance? It was? Oh, I for sure that it was a Saturday Night Live skit with someone horribly imitating a Dolly Parton impression.
..and who is Crystal Shawanda?..did Snoop Dogg and Shania Twain have a secret love child that no one knows about?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Hank was actually let go from the Opry because of his drinking. The spinning graves belong to Roy Acuff, Minnie Pearl and Patsy Cline.
I will never understand how current country radio will play Jessica, but not Emmylou Harris. (bangin head against wall)
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
ISU: YES! How about coming to the realization that you're a talent-free has been, Jess? She's a triple threat -- can't sing, can't act, can't dance.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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cooch - dolly was no airhead and she was a talented musician. HUGE difference.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
in the 60's the opry wouldnt let Bob Wills play the show because his act included amplifyers.
now they have big tittied frog and her producer-chosen pop band up there?
damn. hell in a handbasket i tells ya.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Didn't chestica's ball man get hurt pretty bad yesterday? Probly was running from her Saturday Night at the Opry and hurt himself
Life's a b!tch and so am I.
I'd have been more inclined to complain about her hooker shoes and bobble-head. They knew the tits were there, and they were a-comin'.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
her voice sounds terrible. did she gargle with man juice before going on stage?
Next stop: Spearmint Rhino
You're running out of genres to grace with your fuckery, Jessica. Your daddy should just let you fade into obscurity.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
OMFG....I only made it through 1 minute of that godawful song. Whoever buys her album needs electroshock therapy STAT! Bitch CAN NOT sing!!!! And the over the top country twang needs to go.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
On yesterday's Dallas Cowboys game, Tony Romo got cut on the face. The announcer mentioned that he had a gash.
I said to my husband, "Yeah her name's Jessica Simpson. Oh and he has a cut on his face, too!"
BaDUM!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Yes, the Grand Ol' Opry is not used to airheaded, blonde, big tittery. *Coughdollypartonhack*cough*
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