Monday, September 8th 2008

Morning Wood


The VMAs in 2 minutes - Best Week Ever

Keira Knightley
is sick of the paparazzi and we're sick of her - I'm Not Obsessed

Linda Hogan spends $7,000 a month to look like a cheap hooker - ICYDK

Joey McIntyre's kid is ready for the road - SOW

The Dolphin Man partying topless in Las Vegas - A Socialite's Life

Vadge's perfectly muscled ass refuses to sit on a dirty public toilet. I don't blame her - Celebitchy

Russia wants to ban "South Park" - Mollygood

Posted by: Michael K


Stoney's picture

I don't even spend $7000 a year on my appearance, and I look lightyears better than that trash!

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Laura's picture

People love Southpark or hate it, but either way, it's not meant for "young viewers", it's a (very) adult oriented show. I think part of the reason I love it is because I'm from Colorado, and they are always talking about (making fun of) people and places I know. The Tom Cruise episode is priceless!!

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

OH MY GOOOOOD When are whiny celebrities going to stop fucking bitching about the paparazzi? They signed up for it, and volunteered their privacy to be invaded when they took that juicy Hollywood paycheck. Fuck, I hate it when they say, "But I love acting, so I had to put up with it." Well, no, you can act outside of Hollywood you dumb shit. Damn these wimpy kiddy baby whiners to h-e-double hockey sticks.

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Paris is still relevant? Maybe he can take Britney back to the UK with him and leave her there.

Better yet, let the French have her.

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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.

yiooooooo's picture

why was britney holding the mic like she was about to give it a blowjob

i guess what dolly parton say is true , it takes a lot of money to look that cheap

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Salem13's picture

I want to ban South Park to they haven't been funny in years.

$7,000? Does she realise that she can get that look at Forever21 for like $100? What a waste.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

They showed Christina!!!!!!!! I'm sad, I know!! :0D

~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

luscious_t's picture

"...it insults the feelings of religious believers and incites religious and national hatred."

-just one more reason to love South Park :)

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