Morning Wood

Anyone besides me think shiah looked alot like pee wee herman walking down those stairs?
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South Park is less offensive to religion than religion is to itself.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."

Oscar Wilde

Who the fuck is Brand anyway? Thats the best they could come with for an emcee? If I'd been on that fucking stage I would have buried that fucking microphone is his fucking skull. Wienee ass little pussy!

OK I LOVE TOKIO HOTEL. i'm sorry. i know that offends many people, what can i say, i'm european. i'm allowed to embrace my eurotrash roots. russel brand however, sucks balls. politicising the vmas was so shite. plus britney looked bloody amazing! good for her. i'm done.

That sucked last night...about 1/2 into the show every time that Russell retard would open his yapper I'd click the mute button. Did he have to repeat what EVERYONE did not even 2 minutes before?

Uh, why did Britney win so many awards? Man, rock is totally dead on MTV, I thought Linkin Park disbanded years ago, I had no idea they were still even making that shitty sound they call "music". I am pretty disgusted.

Your face!

The "VMA's in 2mins" LOL!! Fucking awesome. XD

Oh and cheers to the freak who said dumbya was a fucking retard, or whatever. I'm going to put that on a loop and listen to it for 24 hours.
It's part of my new zen relaxation program.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Why, Madonna?

Does it remind you of what you did in a public toilet to get that record deal?

Like a virgin, my ass!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://societysex.blogspot.com/

I guess Larry Rudolph is back as her manager?

Guess he still thinks he can squeek a few more buck outta shitters.

Submitted by 2Di4 on September 8, 2008 - 12:56pm.

i still don't know who russell brand is. is he like the new andrew wk?
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I just saw him in that piece of trash movie: Forgetting Sarah Marshall. He's a stand-up comedian and an actor, I guess.

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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

i still don't know who russell brand is. is he like the new andrew wk? -- nearly famous for two months then banished to vh1 "i love the 80s" commentary

Jordin Sparks needs to shut her bloated yapper.

Promise rings ARE fucking stupid. And not everyone who has sex is a "slut".

What a moron. With a mediocre voice.

That looked like a really really shitty show! I feel bad that I wasted even 2 minutes seeing what it was all about.
And who the fuck is the sticky jizz hair host?
MTV should just close themselves down, gone are the days of hot ass videos like David Lee Roth's "Just a Gigolo", Shitney spears takes a bath and gets an award for a $25 video where they have her drugged up ass propped up like Weekend At Bernies while filming her backup dancers more than her to try and convince the public that she is still the 16 year old vixen that she is obviously NOT.
Those 3 shitty awards she can wipe her ass with when it's all said and done, at least I have the respect of my CHILDREN by being a decent mother.

In the topless photo with DolphinMan - Is that girl drinking from a penis straw?!?!?!

Was Jordan calling out all the ho ho ho's of the world?! Hint hint Paris!

"Vadge's perfectly muscled ass refuses to sit on a dirty public toilet."

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Ironic, since she basically IS a dirty public toilet.

*doing dance of joy right now*

who me?

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Missy,
Admit it, you have done the Dance of Joy once or twice in your life!!!

ZiggyStardust,
New wave actors are so trite and predictable.

You don't see great actors like say, Kevin Kline, Johnny Depp, Gary Oldman, Kate Winslet ever. Outside of premiers or the promo circuit.

Sienna, Kiera, Lindsay, bitches of that ilk are EVERYWHERE!!!

Over it.

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Submitted by missy on September 8, 2008 - 11:46am.

Balki Bartokomous
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Coh-sin Lahdee!

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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!

Submitted by Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 11:18am.

I want you to pay me an insane amount of money to pretened to be an imaginary person in an imaginary situation. I want to be catered to and pampered and have hoity photographers take hoity photos of me for hoity magazines. I want to get free shit from all the stores because i am famous. I expect all this, but dammit, i want my privacy!

Want privacy, work at an Ice Cream Shop.
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Could not have said it better myself.

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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!

Submitted by muncle on September 8, 2008 - 11:47am.

The moment that British guy made the whole VMA a big propaganda for Barry Obama, was the moment when the entire show failed.
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I have to say: That WAS pretty obnoxious.

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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Well, looking at that clip made me actually happy that my ass worked till midnight last night.

Fucking Twatney, look at that bitch, she is actually happy! Why? Because THIS is what is important to her, not those little babies, this, being in the spotlight.

I'm going to go barf up my breakfast now. BRB.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on September 8, 2008 - 11:44am.

And by the way, a toilet does not have to be taken out to be thoroughly cleaned.
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Thank you! I was wondering about that craziness, myself.

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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

The moment that British guy made the whole VMA a big propaganda for Barry Obama, was the moment when the entire show failed. Bigger fiasco than Britney Spears getting all those awards. Even bigger a FAIL than her Opening Speech.

Balki Bartokomous

BWAHAHAHAAA! clarrise!! haha

KACKY - youre right. ive read that an office desk is like 1000x more germy than a public toilet.

dont think about it!
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Thanks for the recap... I didn't watch the show and now I don't have to!

Oh, and Joey McIntyre's kid is too cute. Thanks for posting.

OK, so Vadge's ass is germophobic. That's just one more reason to hate. Come on, you suck in millions of germs, mold spores and viruses with every breath you take! Conversely, the chances of contracting something on a toilet seat -- however nasty -- are close to zero.

What I hate about those germ neurotics is their absolute lack of logic thinking.

And by the way, a toilet does not have to be taken out to be thoroughly cleaned.

Vadge needs a tractor to pull out the stick up her butt. But it would have to get sanitized too, I suppose.

Missy ♥♥

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Submitted by kacky on September 8, 2008 - 11:33am.

Public toilets are nasty, but you gotta trust your body to be able to survive it. If you can't get over it, it's a mental problem.
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And the sinks are way dirtier anyhow;)

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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

You know what Ke-Ke...

If you LOVE acting, I know that you could make a very respectable career, acting on the West End and doing other theater projects...

You don't just love acting...YOU LOVE CELEBRITY TOO...which is why you attach yourself to b.s. multi-million dollar movies that are sure to find their way into hundreds of outlets...and that's why you're always doing non-erotic simulated sex scenes with slightly hot men on film...

So pardon me if I didn't shed tears over our plight...

Because life is what you make it...and you made yours!

All I can say is, I'm glad I missed the lame-ass VMAs last nite. Even the 2 minute clip was a huge, steaming, smelly pile of crap!
Whoredonna will suck cocks in hell when she dies.
Fuck Russia for banning South Park. I'll just bet that Trey and Matt do an over-the-top, laugh out loud satire on the Commie Bastards real soon. I can't wait!
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OMG.

1. You can hardly tell that Britney's a performer with that delivery.

2. SO Bizarre! That show is full of youngin's - Rumer's got a movie out - so why go with Demi?

3. Camon! Piece of me won best video???FUCK OFF! I can't even begin to believe that this video which is basically a rip-off from GREASE of all things won best video. Do these people have eyes?!?!?

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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Submitted by Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 3:18pm.

LMAO!!

When I turn up to the carefully planned premiers of my latest yawn-fest, I expect hundreds of adoring fans to be screaming my name - and there had better be rows of paparazzi there to take my picture.

If I'm going to turn up in expensive designer clothes (which I don't have to pay for by the way) then people had better notice.

I've worked in call centers before, and I would consider myself lucky to be called a whore. Usually I had customers ask me why my alcoholic mother hadn't aborted me.

I didn't have a mansion to crawl into at the end of the night though.

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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone

Hell yeah! I'm one of Missy's fave sluts!!!!

*does the Balki Bartokomous Dance of Joy*
Dai dai dai dai, Dai dai dai dai dai dai

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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya

Public toilets are nasty, but you gotta trust your body to be able to survive it. If you can't get over it, it's a mental problem.

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Don't dream it... BE it!

Well said, Ziggy! It is possible for celbrities to live somewhat privately. Off the top of my head, Jodie Foster & Tom Hanks, are a couple of talented actors whom I rarely see in candid moments. I think they're doing it right.
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I don't refuse to watch Kiera's films because I think that she is overexposed in the press. I refuse to watch her films because she is talentless. :)

If you don't want to deal with the paparazzi, then you don't have to. It's quite simple. All you have to do is stop chasing fame like a hungry dog. STOP appearing on chat shows, STOP attending celebrity events, and STOP doing shitty photoshoots for magazines.

Nobody becomes famous by accident. It has to be fought for, by tooth and by nail. If you want to be an actress then fine, but please don't push yourself out there in films for cinema release.

I'm sure Kiera doesn't object to the paparazzi when she is pouting in front of a sea of flashbulbs.

It must be tough making millions of dollars for comparatively little work. I'm sure the millions of working class people who are treated like shit as they break their backs for pennies are in tears reading about some over-paid actresses plight.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone

It pisses me off that that fucking ugly corpse spends $7,000 a month on clothes when I could spend a third of that and look about a trillion times better. She is the kind of dumb whore that will buy a lame shift for $2,000 because Versace made it and not because it actually looks good or cost more than $5 to produce. Grrr. At least she is a thoughtful woman who teaches her children life lessons.

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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton

I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

Right Clarisse? what bullshit.

DeeDee, I have a question for you....you know how to get in touch with me....

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Oooooh child, things are gonna get easier
Oooooh child, things will get brighter

I want you to pay me an insane amount of money to pretened to be an imaginary person in an imaginary situation. I want to be catered to and pampered and have hoity photographers take hoity photos of me for hoity magazines. I want to get free shit from all the stores because i am famous. I expect all this, but dammit, i want my privacy!

Want privacy, work at an Ice Cream Shop.

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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya

Submitted by Deb on September 8, 2008 - 10:11am.

I think she lip synched the intro. Look how she covers her mouth with the mic. hahahahaha

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$7000 a month on clothes? Hell, I could do it with $7000 a year.

LOVE South park.

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Submitted by DeeDee on September 8, 2008 - 10:09am.

She had how many lines to memorize? LOL!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Um, not watching it cuz I don't care.

Kiera makes a point in a random blah blah blah sort of way.

Linda Hogan can suck a D*CK!!!!! She's robbing the Hulk blind while looking like a dime store trash queen.

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Submitted by Deb on September 8, 2008 - 10:05am.
Did Shitney congratulate MTV on the "25th Anniversity" of the VMA's? I swear that's what I heard. Priceless.
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LMAO! She did say Anniversity!

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i'm amazed they let russell host this, lol. No way am I going to be bothered to sit through and watch it.. but I'd be amazed if he managed to resist temptation to make at least one reference to his balls.

I think the more interesting article in celebitchy is the side bar about Palin.
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Did Shitney congratulate MTV on the "25th Anniversity" of the VMA's? I swear that's what I heard. Priceless.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"