"Feed Me With Moonmen!!"
MTV's VMAs turned into the Cheeto Hillbilly Awards last night after Brit Brit won 3 of those little Moonmen awards. Brit Brit won Best Female Video, Pop Video and Video of the Year for the thrown-together $2 video for "Piece of Me."
Yes, that shit was rigged. I mean, if that shit was the best video of the year, what was the fucking worse? MTV sucked on Brit Brit's buttery flapjacks last night as a "thank you" for last year's epic disaster. It's also they're way of telling us "See, everyone! Brit Brit is right again in the brains."
Brit Brit did manage to get through the night without freaking out. Which kind of sucked for us. Every acceptance speech she gave was the same. She thanked "God, mah boys and her fans." She forgot to thank the bitches who really matter: Chester Cheetah, the good people at Starbucks, the paparazzi and Eli Lilly. They will never forgive her.
Here's Our Forever Lady of Cheetos wearing a couple of dresses from the closet of a retired Las Vegas showgirl at the VMAs last night.
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Unfitney got 3 pity awards, how sweet.
Unfitney you are OVER, please go back to the swamp where you belong, thanks.
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On Topic: MTV suxs.
She really does look crazy in these pics. Check out the reflection in thumbnail 7, is she scratching her ass?
Britney needs to learn to chew gum whit her mouth close and why did she use two similar dresses , did she broke one and they decided to put her in a similar one??
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
You mean they still make videos? Why do the artists bother? MTV and VH1 air nothing but stupid, trashy reality shows 90% of the time.
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Very clever
Ohhh, thanking Eli Lilly??:))) Mikey, you are toooo funny. You should have your own show.
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on September 8, 2008 - 9:23am.
And she squeezed herself into a dress she shouldn't have
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really? i think this kind of dress does wonders for her. what kind of dress do you think she should have worn?
I didn't watch the VMAs, but I did YouTube the Britney parts.
It's almost as if I have an emotional investment in the woman.
A victory for American Pop Princess Britney Spears - NOT SHITney or UNFITney, as some common mispellings hold, - is a victory for me.
Well done Britney, we done good.
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"Sara Appalling" Priceless. Megalomaniacal hypocritical deceitful cunt.
On topic: She looks, um, clean.
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Weird thing about the dresses is they all pretty much looked the same on her. I kept thinking wow she's just gonna wear that same dress the whole show?
Aww poor Shitney. Those were obvious sympathy awards. She thinks she has talent now. Damn you MTV!
I didn't watch the VMAs. That shit gives me headaches. I was drunk watching football.
LOL at her smiles...if you can call them that
Lastly, she does look better than I've seen her look in a while.There something nice.
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MTV still shows music videos?
She looks good but anithing is better than what she use to look.
Whoever believes that she earned those awards is crazy
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Sarah Appaling?
Wow...That's classy...
Scared that precious Messiah-like Obama/Biden might actually lose!?
***It's Brittney, Bitch!***
I will say her opening with Jonah Hill was funny - but I'd say that Jonah Hill was 90% responsible for that. She could barely keep a straight face. Also, her hair was A HOT MESS STILL! WTF!??? And she squeezed herself into a dress she shouldn't have. I mean, she isn't a total fatty, she could wear something more flattering and look INSANE in it. Her makeup looked good and she didn't sound like she was on drugs, so that's progress!
she looked gorgeous. this type of dress looks really good on her.
She looks good as good as she will ever look. BUT there is still that looming psycho in her eyes that will never go away. She is still being pimped I guess the hoe stroll will never end for Britney.
Give the dog a bone awards
It is disappointing that she won so many VMA's for what is probably her worst video. It totally seemed like she only won because of all the publicity surrounding her 'comeback' and the fact that she'd never won before. Oh well, congrats Britney. You pulled it together (and looked pretty hot!).
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What a joke. This is as big of a farce as Sara Appalling running for VP.
Goes to show that MTV has REALLY lost its edge. It caters to the lowest common denominator: corporate morons and over inflated egos of has-beens.
DAMN! I LOVE all the pictures that are posted! They are always the horrible, half-blinking, triple chinned pics. It's awesome!
The only part of the entire VMA's I liked was when Seth tried to kiss her at the beginning and he was like, "In the back of my mind I was like I want to date other people..."
ROFLMAO!!!
She did look good though....Hopefully we don't have another Wino case here in the near future ;)
***It's Brittney, Bitch!***