"Feed Me With Moonmen!!"
MTV's VMAs turned into the Cheeto Hillbilly Awards last night after Brit Brit won 3 of those little Moonmen awards. Brit Brit won Best Female Video, Pop Video and Video of the Year for the thrown-together $2 video for "Piece of Me."
Yes, that shit was rigged. I mean, if that shit was the best video of the year, what was the fucking worse? MTV sucked on Brit Brit's buttery flapjacks last night as a "thank you" for last year's epic disaster. It's also they're way of telling us "See, everyone! Brit Brit is right again in the brains."
Brit Brit did manage to get through the night without freaking out. Which kind of sucked for us. Every acceptance speech she gave was the same. She thanked "God, mah boys and her fans." She forgot to thank the bitches who really matter: Chester Cheetah, the good people at Starbucks, the paparazzi and Eli Lilly. They will never forgive her.
Here's Our Forever Lady of Cheetos wearing a couple of dresses from the closet of a retired Las Vegas showgirl at the VMAs last night.
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While I agree with her being a shitty mother, I don't agree with not being able to acknowledge how much better she looks just because she lost her kids. Two totally unrelated issues.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
She looked okay except for the top of her hair. Way too much gel or whatever was in there.
And how many people were there? It was as big as the trl audience.
I was wondering is MTV running out of budget, cause the place/stage look kind of lame.
Children come first.
Hell, my god-daughter comes first, and she is not even mine!
This bitch ahs got life ALL twisted and thrangled!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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She looked okay except for the top of her hair. Way too much gel or whatever was in there.
And how many people were there? It was as big as the trl audience.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 8, 2008 - 3:08pm.
If she actually cared about her sons, she would be doing EVERYTHING in her power to GET THEM BACK. Not going to award shows.
She's digusting. When you become a mother YOUR CHILDREN COME FIRST! ALWAYS AND FOREVER!!
Sean & Jayden are going to grow up hatin' the self centered slut.
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She looked okay except for the top of her hair. Way too much gel or whatever was in there.
And how many people were there? It was as big as the trl audience.
I'm glad I missed this.
They rewarded her for what exactly. Wino wins Grammy's and they say she is being rewarded for her life style of booze and drugs, they reward Shitney and it's a "comeback".
I know a VMA is not a Grammy but still.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Loozer ~ my grandma kept Moon Pies for us kids as well.
Good Times with Grandmas!
On Topic: Shitney suxs.
DAE: ITA 100%!!! I think the problem (at least for me) is that I don't expect her to ever regain custory -- or even try for that matter. I wish she'd just be honest about it. Hell, Cher left Chastity to be raised by her father & his wife so she could pursue her career. I could never do that, but at least she owned it. Shitney is just a joke, & everyone knows it, except her own deluded self.
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Stockbroker,
My grandmother always had banana moon pies. She also kept a little paper bag full of bazooka gum for when the grandkids visited.
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Submitted by Manbearpig on September 8, 2008 - 9:37am.
ITA with everything you said. And the sad thing is that now this shit-for-brains, hillbilly twat is thinking she's relevant again and that people actually CARE!!! Fuck me!! WE DONT FUCKIN' CARE YOU INBRED SWAMP SLUT...JUST GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!
She's chewing gum cuz her meds give her dry mouth...common side effect.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
omg the lucite heel woman made the top ten most hideus looks
http://www.scandalist.com/2008-09-08/vmas-top-10-most-hideous-looks/#mor...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
DreamyAguileraEyes:
Exactly. Everyone knows she got in shape just for the VMAs, so MTV could prop her 'tard ass up with awards she doesn't deserve.
Meanwhile, her back to back country spawn are wondering where the hell their mama is.
They'd be better off suckling the maid.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Shitney probably thinks those are "Moon Pies".
Anyone remember those?
mmmmm...my favorite was Vanilla.
And of course, the wad of gum in her mouth.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by cici on September 8, 2008 - 7:02am.
Well said. Thanks.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Anonymoussss on September 8, 2008 - 8:37am.
OT, Dlisted, but The Daily Mail took some quotes off your site and posted it in this article:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1053243/Spot-difference-The...
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Wow! MK got quoted by The Daily Mail. Cool. That's the best part of the article, quite frankly.
Submitted by cici on September 8, 2008 - 3:02pm.
She lost her kids. SHE LOST HER KIDS. Anybody remember the famous words of Jackie Kennedy? If you mess up raising your kids, nothing else really matters. Wow, how times have changed.
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I dont care "hot" she looks, she a disgrace to mothers that actually give a damn about their children.
Funny how she can find the time & engery to do the VMA's, but can't fight for her sons.
Says it all really.
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Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
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People keep saying how great her body looked.
How's her medulla oblongata doin'?
not so sharp, I'd imagine.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
No I cant think she is "sexy" or "hot".
Thats like saying you find something sexy about a learning disabled adult who keeps sniffing his fingers after her touches the egss while he is bagging your groceries at the local Stop and Shop.
You are not 'posed to rub your naughty bits to the thought of slowers and tardies. Or animals for that matter (addressing Montag "fans")
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There's something really manufactured about the press/attention surrounding Britney. She is the ultimate commodity. She is sort of a human tragedy and yet all her personal sufferings pale in comparison to ....HER BIG COMEBACK. Yeah, Britney has her body back, yeah she's at the VMA awards. Wow, she got alot of awards...what? She lost her kids. SHE LOST HER KIDS. Anybody remember the famous words of Jackie Kennedy? If you mess up raising your kids, nothing else really matters. Wow, how times have changed.
did anyone made MK cheetos recipes?????
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Oh my God.... does she look hot or did I put my contacts in the wrong eyes???
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
VMA does CHARITY?! Since when?
britney looked beautiful and i was extremely happy for her. her ass is outstanding.
As much as I hate to admit it, she looked good. She still looks crazy, but she got her body back.
She looks real speshul.
So speshul
She gots to have some of your attention
give it to her
she gonna use her hands
gonna use her hair piece
gonna use her imagination
wait
ha ha ha no shes gonna use her spork and a melted crayon shes so fucking stupid god my head hurts!
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Yes is was totally obvious that they showered her with these "awards" due to the mistake of a lifetime that occured last year at the VMA's. However she did look amazingly hot.
Lose the gum Brit. Just once. I didn't watch any of this mess, did I really miss anything?
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Hopes can always go up, tears can only come down.
whole thing was a such a sad joke.
especially with Shitney doing the thorazine
shuffle to get her awards and her catatonic
haldol expression from '96 which she thinks
is cutesy. even more sad that her "peeps"
dressed her up in same attire from 10 years
ago.
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In the main pic, you can still see the crazy in her eyes! Daddy must have pumped her full of lithium before the show.
Ugh. She has a wad of gum in her wide-open trap. Again. Tack-a-rama.
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Submitted by Cheez-It on September 8, 2008 - 1:37pm.
I think David Letterman is charming.
Bitch.
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She looks like a Bratz doll.
"And the last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."
Rodney Dangerfield
WTF? No wonder I didnt watch this travesty of a cluster f*ck!
There is no way this broke down busted skank deserved three awards!!!!
I feel for her, but not enough to stand behind this farse.
Her hair looks good though....
does that mean she get's another award?
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britney looked great! good for her.
agreed. this is so rigged. at least she gets to feel special for a night. like a quicinera or sweet 16.
Russell Brand is TERRIBLE!! He has that whole Letterman it's not funny so it's funny thing going on
It's truly sad that this nut is given such high accolades for making through one night without flashing her snatch, shaving her head, going to rehab, fucking a paparazzi, losing her kids, having a car wreck, brushing her hair, covering up her acne, turning British, and getting hauled away to the looney bin in an ambulance. MTV has been a huge joke for a very long time and giving her awards for what was her worst professional work just proves it. I bet it really pisses off those bitches who actually spent time and money on their careers this past year.
OT, Dlisted, but The Daily Mail took some quotes off your site and posted it in this article:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1053243/Spot-difference-The...
ELI LILLY FTW!!!!
(That's where I worked this summer xD)
Good morning everyone!
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I do think she looks better than she has in ages, & I am disappointed that she won. Celebs in a downward spiral, take note! Go totally batshit crazy publicly, & you too can reap sitcom "rolls," awards, & magazine covers!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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What's she gonna do with all those pity awards?
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I missed this last night. Totally forgot. We somehow got HBO this weekend, so we've been rotting on the couch watching movies ALL weekend!
Plus, when are they going to put MTV in HD? Ever since I got the HD channels, that's pretty much all I watch.
THE REAL QUESTION : who was that in Christina Agulera's place? I really didn't think that was her?
She looked great, she kept it simple and short. What's not to love about her return last night?
OK, now go back to the woods, you skank biscuit swamp pussy quasi-princess!
That was exactly at the 15 minute mark!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
What a shame that the worst shit produced this year won so much. When she was on top of her game she got nothing. Lots of bull shits. Anyway that said she will never be who she was. I think we have forfotten how much time has aged since she was on it. And now she's trying to do it again we are seeing she wasted some valuable years. I do have a somewhat emotional investment in this woman as some one else said but I'm starting to see that she can never be the diamond she way. Sad. And also yes she does have that 'crazy' lurking behind her eyes still.
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