"Feed Me With Moonmen!!"
MTV's VMAs turned into the Cheeto Hillbilly Awards last night after Brit Brit won 3 of those little Moonmen awards. Brit Brit won Best Female Video, Pop Video and Video of the Year for the thrown-together $2 video for "Piece of Me."
Yes, that shit was rigged. I mean, if that shit was the best video of the year, what was the fucking worse? MTV sucked on Brit Brit's buttery flapjacks last night as a "thank you" for last year's epic disaster. It's also they're way of telling us "See, everyone! Brit Brit is right again in the brains."
Brit Brit did manage to get through the night without freaking out. Which kind of sucked for us. Every acceptance speech she gave was the same. She thanked "God, mah boys and her fans." She forgot to thank the bitches who really matter: Chester Cheetah, the good people at Starbucks, the paparazzi and Eli Lilly. They will never forgive her.
Here's Our Forever Lady of Cheetos wearing a couple of dresses from the closet of a retired Las Vegas showgirl at the VMAs last night.
Getty, Wenn, Wireimage
WTF is that thing she's sitting next to?
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La Baby Gurl Del South Con Tres Niño’s
That picture...Jebus...I am going to have nightmares. She looks like a Great White Shark.
I think when people say "she looked good" they mean she doesn't look like a portly skin head anymore.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
I think she's one Frapp away from going looney again!
Aw. Me and the kids had a Britney talk tonite. They were shocked to find out she won at the VMAs and we looked at better videos from the 80s and 90's wondering how a video like that made 10 years later could win anything. It was fun:)
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
who in the fucking hell votes for these awards?! i think pople just felt sorry for her and voted.
the first thing i thought when shitney won the first award was that this had obviously been the deal mtv made with her so she would open the show, and appear in those promos...
by the time she had won the 3rd i was enraged and asking myself what kind of fuckery was this... she didnt deserve those awards (not even for pity), and its so sad that mtv people dont acknowledge the bands and artists who actually WORKED HARD, and who actually HAVE TALENT and completely disrespect them by giving britney those awards.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 3:18pm.
So she took a shower for the first time in a year, but she is still an ugly manly looking whore with a face like the back end of a bus. You can't polish a turd. She's repulsive, inside and out.
These awards were just a ruse and a part of Britney's recovery. This is so she won't kill herself and make MTV feel guilty. Enjoy those shiny moonmen... shinnyyy
she can't progress with the times. her fashion sense hasn't changed since 1999 and it scares me.
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People are crazy and times are strange.
How nice. She can put her moon-men awards up on the mantelpiece. First, she'll have to move those pictures of her kids that are taking up too much space. Assuming she still has any.
FOR GOD SAKES SPIT OUT YOUR GUM!
FOR GOD SAKES SPIT OUT YOUR GUM!
I hate the fakey, trying to be clean Britney. She tries to sound all sweet and southern. LMAO Britney, we ALL remember when you were speaking in tongues a few months ago. Stop the charade, and get back to your crazy ass ways bitch. You're boring right now.
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RIMADYL KILLS
This was the WORST MTV award show of all time. Shitney Smears, the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus and the rest of the shitty, no talent has beens, shitty crowd. At least Christina Aguilera's and Rihanna's performances were GOOD.
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She WOULD have gum in her mouth .
DREADFUL
MTV GET OFF The AIR
NOW!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oCPNMZuWwI
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
This had to be rigged. Some old pervs like Meltdown Gibson and Fondald Trump totally paid off MTV to give Brit these awards. . . in exchange for her giving them peepaw boners.
Submitted by Columbia on September 8, 2008 - 3:02pm.
I don't get the people who say "she looked good"
She looked horrible. She looks like she is in her 40's has huge chunky legs, linebacker neck and more chins than a hong hong telephone directory.
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Think back to the days when her hair was black and her weave looked like a wet dog, there were grease stains all over her clothes, pus-y zits all around her mouth and her period blood was leaking through her visible underwear.
She looked good.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Janet Buttimer on September 8, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Yeah, I put lipstick on a braindead pig once, too.
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Wow. That's actually a lot more impressive than this.
I mean, just that you got the idea even;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I don't get the people who say "she looked good"
She looked horrible. She looks like she is in her 40's has huge chunky legs, linebacker neck and more chins than a hong hong telephone directory.
And she didn't deserve those awards, how dare she say "her kids inspire her"? she is never with them, she neglected and abandoned them because she is a selfish whore! she is so fake, she makes me sick.
Wow. She's actually starting to look like her old self again.
1)Britt's basically wearing the same dress, just different necklines
2)Notice how "happy' and "sane" she is now she doesn't have her boys anymore!!!
I think the whole thing was an act to lose custody because the ONLY reason she wanted the kids was to keep KFed. Didn't work, so she "went crazy" and now she gets to start all over again! IF she does have a mental disorder, it's Narssasistic Personallity Disorder. And, you can't cure that one!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
WTF is up with that?! They gave her three? I haven't even seen that Piece of Me video either. She's looking better than she has in years though (yeah I want to punch myself in the nose for saying that). But her dress looks cheap and sparkly. Just like her.
Your face!
Yeah, I put lipstick on a braindead pig once, too.
I told you folks that she couldn't live without her chaw.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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DAE & ME: I completely agree. I want to see her miserable & weeping, eyes red from lack of sleep & crying because all she can think of is her babies & how she can get them back. Her complete & utter lack of a heart, a soul, a maternal instinct, sickens me. Don't get me wrong -- I know there are people who don't have a maternal instinct, which is fine BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE KIDS & TAKE MEASURES TO ENSURE THEIR LIVES STAY KID FREE! This fucking sociopathic bitch decided being a grownup is getting married & having boo-boos, so that's what she did. Oh, yeah, & Justin hadn't gotten married or become a father, so she was better than him, right?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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@ M.E.
Excatly. I wouldn't surprise of the only time she remembes she has kids is when she forced to look after (or when it was whispered him her to remember that at the VMA's)
Car is too quick, she desevers to SUFFER.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
as soon as she won, i turned the channel. give me a freaking break. show was horrible anyway, consisted of more recaps of what we just saw than actual awards....
can this ugly spoiled piece of trash hoe dissapear?
I'm praying to Satan that Britney got shitfaced and raped one or all of the Jonas Brothers and is now preggars :P
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeDh1WCyeM
No amount polishing and prepping can cover up The Crazy that is still lurking right beneath the surface. Her mouth in that title picture is truly frightening.
Caption for that top pic: "Hawwwwww hawwwwww hawwwww.... lookit me, y'all! Remember, I ain't a maw no more, and Ah'm really eighteen agin cuz Ah fit into mah old dresses after summa that fancy lipposuction. Oh yeh, and y'all pretend y'all think Ah'm a virgin too, cuz I dumped mah ex! Ain't Ah jist too cute and sexay?"
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 8, 2008 - 12:36pm.
M.E. on September 8, 2008 - 12:35pm
You know she asked her daddy for some money to buy a snake and new lipgloss to kiss Madonna with...
She needs a calendar.
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LOL!
What she needs is a lobotomy - so we can be done with her once and for all.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by KelleyB. on September 8, 2008 - 1:16pm.
So, what is the message to kids? Go crazy, do drugs, shave your head and beat a car, lose your children, fuck paparazzi, fail on interntational comeback performance and then win several awards for an obscure video when you have a good manager and family who keeps you in line?
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And wear a purity ring - don't be a slut!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
We all know Mtv is really made for teens, tweeners and children. I can say this in two words: Jonas Brothers. And yes, I watched that shit.
So, what is the message to kids? Go crazy, do drugs, shave your head and beat a car, lose your children, fuck paparazzi, fail on interntational comeback performance and then win several awards for an obscure video when you have a good manager and family who keeps you in line? I can work with that. Can she?
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DAE - this is just further proof that she doesn't give a SHIT about her kids. The only thing she cares about is HERSELF and her status as a POP STAR!
I seriously want to run her over with my car.
So freakin' rigged!
That was the worst singing I have heard in ages. Any of us could do better than that after waking up from a nap.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
@ QC
Me too. I hope the new album is as hot as KGB!
@ M.E.
I know, right? She has NO RIGHT looking that happy when she has two little boys wondering why their mommy never ticks them in at night.
She should not be allowed to have any more children. Ever
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
No shit Bradi - bitch is living in 1990 still.
*wait*
When was that shit?
*plucking grey hairs*
Not that it matters, she still thinks she is the pop princess of yesteryears, when infact, she is a walking, talking JOKE!
M.E. on September 8, 2008 - 12:35pm
You know she asked her daddy for some money to buy a snake and new lipgloss to kiss Madonna with...
She needs a calendar.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Looking at her and how happy she is, is making me sick to my stomach.
Have we ever seen her like this when she is with those two little mistakes of hers? NO!
Fucking bitch needs her uterus forcibly removed.
So were the other people who were nominated along with Britney for the awards she won really mad? I would be!! I would have thrown a Kanye Tantrum
And, why the hell did this bitch win anything? I guess her "celebrity" status doesn't get tainted by her "I'm a horrible mother and fucking batshit crazy" real self.
What bullshit.
I'm lost as to why MTV has their head up her ass? Shouldn't the align themselves with someone who's actually relevant in the music industry?
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Does this bitch EVER NOT have a piece of fucking gum in her mouth.
GD Hillbilly.
Con-fucking-spiracy.
After Brit won for best vid. I turned that shit off. Mimi's crazy ass should have won. I knew the VMA's was going to be kiss Brit's butt Awards.
Who cares what's on MTV nowadays. It's all irrelevent crap. I can pretty much imagine what the show was like by reading the comments here. I don't even need to play the video.
This is really off-topic but can someone help me out with this:
I can never understand why people say 'call me' or 'send me an email, I have something to tell you.' Why? If you have something to talk to them about, why not call them, or send them an email? I don't get it. I hate being told to call someone when THEY are the ones that want to talk.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!