Ho Sit Down
During the amazingly horrific crap fiesta known as the MTV VMAs, the low-rent Ugly Betty aka Jordin Sparks, defended promise (or purity) rings. Earlier in the night, host Russell Brand told a few stupid jokes about the Jonas Brothers and their purity rings. It wasn't a big deal, but Jordin was offended.
Before presenting an award with John Legend, she said: "I just have one thing to say about promise rings. It's not bad to wear a promise ring. Because not everybody – guy or girl – wants to be a slut."
Yes, Jordan is right. If you wear a purity ring, your genitals will forever be pure, fresh and innocent. If you don't wear one, you are a major slut whose genitals will soon fall off from all of the sins it's committed. Hey, works for me.
Seriously, this is why you must stick with the words on the teleprompter. If it's not written for you, don't fucking say it. I know what she meant, but it came out wrong. She ended up dissing the sluts. Even John gave her the reverse side-eye.
It's war, Low-Rent Ugly Betty! Sienna Miller and I are terribly offended, but we'll get over it by fucking the pain away. That's how sluts deal with shit.
Sluts of the world unite!
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MK your ho sense and sensibilities might be offended.......but she looks beautiful and carries herself with major confidence, and that should be applauded not degraded. I like her, and agree with her.........and if somebody wants to wait as long as they can before they turn their genitals into a petri dish of diseases, then so be it!!!!!!!!!
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My only comment is that she should have been standing next to a much bigger dude, then she wouldn't have looked so large.
Don't disagree with her, but take it personally, much? Last time I checked grand declarations NEVER pan out well.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Fat Ho uses the ring as a reason she aint gettin any.
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
Jordin, dearest, pudge does not go well with strapless. Trust.
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Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
Jordin who?
Shut up bitch, your just hatin' beacause yiu aint getting any!
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Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
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She's just saying that because she's chunky. I kid, I kid. I didn't watch that mess, but she needs to get over her damn self. If she was getting laid, she wouldn't sweat the small shit.
Game on, mole.
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