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During the amazingly horrific crap fiesta known as the MTV VMAs, the low-rent Ugly Betty aka Jordin Sparks, defended promise (or purity) rings. Earlier in the night, host Russell Brand told a few stupid jokes about the Jonas Brothers and their purity rings. It wasn't a big deal, but Jordin was offended.
Before presenting an award with John Legend, she said: "I just have one thing to say about promise rings. It's not bad to wear a promise ring. Because not everybody – guy or girl – wants to be a slut."
Yes, Jordan is right. If you wear a purity ring, your genitals will forever be pure, fresh and innocent. If you don't wear one, you are a major slut whose genitals will soon fall off from all of the sins it's committed. Hey, works for me.
Seriously, this is why you must stick with the words on the teleprompter. If it's not written for you, don't fucking say it. I know what she meant, but it came out wrong. She ended up dissing the sluts. Even John gave her the reverse side-eye.
It's war, Low-Rent Ugly Betty! Sienna Miller and I are terribly offended, but we'll get over it by fucking the pain away. That's how sluts deal with shit.
Sluts of the world unite!
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Okay Russell Brand did kill the joke though, I mean he wouldn't drop it. I was like STFU!!! But Jordan really needs to focus her energy on more important things like her Career and those meaty arms.
Purity rings mean you're either willing to take it up the no-no hole or stick it in someone else's no-no hole because the vagina is such a holy yet scary place!
How can I get her on my fantasy football team? John Legend looks terrified, like she might mistake him for a chicken wing and swallow him whole.
She is fat and ugly. And I have no idea who she is all I know is that she is partially blocking my view of John Legend with her super sized fat arm. I don't like that, John Legend is hot beyond hot imo. And he is highly educated and impeccably dressed.
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Dramaqueen,
Great point. I mean, i don't recall any uproar when Silverman slammed Paris. I mean, i hate Parisite, but it was much more harsh and people ate it up...
Russell is a British comedian who's schtick is heavy on sexual references...you get what you pay for, yeah.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 8, 2008 - 9:09am.
When you're cracking the jokes, are there any topics that are off limits, really? Hosts of awards shows (particularly the "edgy" ones like this) are expected to be provacative, not to play it safe.
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
sweet, i'm a total slut. i win.
What? We can't make fun of the virgins now? What kind of world do we live? It's not like the sluts don't get their fair share of shit, too.
Now I didn't watch this shit, but funny or not, some people need to get a sense of humor.
This is Dlisted you're visiting for fuck sake.
The only kind of Promise Ring that MK believes in is the Promise Cock Ring.......
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Also I am 100 percent SURE I don't want to pop ANY little Jonas cherry. Jezz.
Celebutards need to remember that awards shows are NOT to be used as a platform to spew off their personal beliefs.
Just shut up...present the award...and get the hell off stage.
Purity rings are just cock rings for the smaller packaged peen.
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When you're cracking the jokes, are there any topics that are off limits, really? Hosts of awards shows (particularly the "edgy" ones like this) are expected to be provacative, not to play it safe.
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i've never heard of a promise ring. is it an american thing?
Submitted by Snoogle on September 8, 2008 - 9:08am.
What would Sarah Palin Do?
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
ziggystardust...
you need to print out your spiel and laminate it!!
or even better, print them out as fliers and throw them at outraged jonas teen boppies.
Lame joke about a lame boyband made by a lame comedian at a lame awards show taken too seriously by a lame singer with a lame sense of humour.
Oh, and I saw Noel Gallagher get assaulted on stage last night which was way better than any of this.
Oh, and Mondays suck.
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NOT. I don't want any of them and my 15 year old doesn't think they are hot either. Call us sluts but what good are guys that don't want to have sex? What are they gonna mow my yard?
They are little teeny bobber boys and who was that saintly creature that told us as teenager she was staying a virgin??????? OMG it was BRITNEY and well didn't her mom just write a book about how disney tells these kids to lie about it? while the producers are actually buying them tricks?
I think there might be several sluts in the room that were majorly offended by her comments.....hahahahahaha
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Wow, she's completely rude. Since when does choosing to have sex make one a "slut"? Choosing to have sex does not mean that one sleeps with everything that moves OR that one has STDs.
She needs to get over the holier-than-thou crap.
You want to stay "pure"? Cool. But don't think you're better than everyone else b/c you do.
P.S. - Purity rings are ridiculous. I don't feel the need to make a "fashion statement", b/c my sex life (or lack thereof) is a PRIVATE matter. (no pun intended! haha)
Truly, this was the worst award show ever. Not many "real" musicians or artists there, and NONE of the ones who paved the way for the ones who were there. Only corporate "marketed" artists who don't even have talent. It was a total waste of time.
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You also don't have to project the social construct of virginity - that has obviously been hung around some people's necks like slave-ware - onto an inanimate object for your own self-validation.
Some people are quite comfortable with the concept of sex, and these people really don't need to express their (lack of) sexuality through tacky jewelry.
Such practices are pretentious, embarrassing, neurotic, and dumb-fuck stupid in equal measure. This is of course only my personal opinion, and Jordin is more than entitled to hers. As long as she doesn't sing, then I'm more than happy to listen.
I wonder how much these people spend on their rings? As we all know, the more expensive a token is, the more value it holds to one's being. See also the expensive diamond rings that people claim represent love.
WHAT DA FUCK EVA. You've just been conned out of your money by greedy swines who are smart enough to convince your dumb self that their mass-produced products are capable of standing for complex moral and philosophical decisions.
Of course, if you really are so shallow as to think that a cheap piece of tin around your finger holds any kind of meaning, then you probably haven't put much thought into sexual morality or politics at all.
Just keep gobbling up other people's ideas and buying their merchandise Jordin!
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I don't see a Promise ring on Jordin's finger.
Does that mean, she's a slut too?
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Doesn't bother me that she had something to say and she simply said it. But she said it WRONG and in saying it she egged on stupid british guy hosting the show so then he KEPT bringing it back up UGH............ Who cares why would kids like the Jonas brothers be at the VMA's???? Home of erotic dances sexual references and what ??? SLUTS.......Miley's too young to be there too. I'm old enough to enjoy some sexual jokes but these are kids - why have them there.
I still do not see what the big problem is with her comment.......this is ridiculous!
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There is a difference between being confident, and being a snotty little bitch with no sense of humor. She seriously needs to get that stick out of her ass and relax. Then, she needs to fire whomever poured her into that disaster of a dress. The girl is built like a fucking linebacker---strapless dresses are not her friend!
And John Legend is gorgeous. Yum.
Yet another reason I'm glad I didn't watch this mess.
Hmmm welcome to the land of two wrongs make a right. Lets see you're up in arms because Russell Brand (a celeb paid to host a show known for its outrageous behavior and illicit comments, esp from the host) made some comments about some Disney channel whores and then one the other hand defend a girl who "whored" herself out on reality television and then asks like her crap doesn't stink by making an offensive comment back to an offensive (to you) comment?
lol@john legend's facial expression. He had that look like "she about to start some shit ya'll!"
Just because you have sex before marriage, it doesnt make you a slut. I dont get why so many people are so schizo about sex. You are either a virgin or a "slut".
Whoever said she was insulting everyone in the room is implyling that the whole room was full of sluts???
You can have sex with multiple partners and not be considered a slut, but the comment referenced to the Jonas Brothers was that "They can have sex with whomever they want, and choose not to. It's like Superman not wanting to fly."
If they did have sex with every girl they wanted, half of the drooling pre-teen generation would be prego. I think he was just jealous when he said it becuase we all know that all of us secretly love the adorable group and want to pop at least one of the little Jonas cherries. ;)
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Submitted by heyheyheyangel on September 8, 2008 - 8:59am.
amen
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Bottom line, not everybody wnats to sleep around.......who cares.......respect the wishes of people who don't as well as you would respect the wishes of the people who do.......but you aren't supposed to MAKE FUN OF IT EITHER WAY!
It simply is not polite and a huge error in etiquette!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
@clarisse- I was going to say the same thing ha.
Aaaannnd. For all these people saying she was ok in saying that you are wrong. That was totally disrespectful. Does your mom sister brother etc wear a ring? Are they sluts? Would you appreciate someone saying they were for this simple fact?
Submitted by VooDooVixen on September 8, 2008 - 8:56am.
Slut(shortly and sweetly), shouldn't you be in church.
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If you're going to not have sex, and make a big thing out of it, and mention it in every interview you've ever done, you sort of need a sense of humor about it.
Submitted by Dashboard Barbie on September 8, 2008 - 5:53am.
Submitted by VooDooVixen on September 8, 2008 - 8:50am.
Yes, she very confidently insulted most of the people in the room. Classy
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Since when is giving your opinion considered "insulting". She is allowed to comment on the asshole who slammed the rings. It was short and sweet and not direceted at all the whores in the room.........come on girl get a grip on reality!
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Jordin reminders me of Ursula from the Little Mermaid in the main pic
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Submitted by lara on September 8, 2008 - 8:51am.
John Legend showing his hands...hahhahaha..too funny. and his facial expressions...hilarious
----- He has the same look on his face that Mike Myers had on his face when Kanye proclaimed "President Bush doesn't like black people."
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
IMHO, as long as she didn't sing that horrid "Tattoo" song, it was a win-win for all.
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Wow, did she gain weight, or does her hair style just make her look fat?
Submitted by VooDooVixen on September 8, 2008 - 8:50am.
Yes, she very confidently insulted most of the people in the room. Classy.
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rigghttt... if you don't wear a purity ring your genitals become disease ridden? is this a scientific fact?
if you have sex before marriage, even if it's with a few select partners you are in a relationship with it makes you a slut??
go back to church you assholes!
I also don't disagree with her message. But MTV is the epitome of whore, so I think her comment falls on deaf ears.
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I laughed out loud at her comment. I thought it was a brilliant slam on the retarded British host. Weather you wear a purity ring or not, what she said is true. And they weren't a few stupid jokes, he was down right making fun of them, and all those that share that commitment. How is that entertaining? Maybe he should have mentioned the fact that Rhianna sucks ass when it comes to live performances. Both singing, and just standing there.
OT: She's huge. I didn't recognize her. I thought Alics Keys had let herself go for a second there.
John Legend showing his hands...hahhahaha..too funny. and his facial expressions...hilarious