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During the amazingly horrific crap fiesta known as the MTV VMAs, the low-rent Ugly Betty aka Jordin Sparks, defended promise (or purity) rings. Earlier in the night, host Russell Brand told a few stupid jokes about the Jonas Brothers and their purity rings. It wasn't a big deal, but Jordin was offended.
Before presenting an award with John Legend, she said: "I just have one thing to say about promise rings. It's not bad to wear a promise ring. Because not everybody – guy or girl – wants to be a slut."
Yes, Jordan is right. If you wear a purity ring, your genitals will forever be pure, fresh and innocent. If you don't wear one, you are a major slut whose genitals will soon fall off from all of the sins it's committed. Hey, works for me.
Seriously, this is why you must stick with the words on the teleprompter. If it's not written for you, don't fucking say it. I know what she meant, but it came out wrong. She ended up dissing the sluts. Even John gave her the reverse side-eye.
It's war, Low-Rent Ugly Betty! Sienna Miller and I are terribly offended, but we'll get over it by fucking the pain away. That's how sluts deal with shit.
Sluts of the world unite!
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I hate the Jonas Bros and there goody goody crap.I was glad Brand made fun of them all night.I hope there ego is bruised and their bubble deflated.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Did her daddy get to diddle her too? To make sure she was still "pure"??
Anybody who goes in for that shit is a weird, pathetic fuck head.
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if she had say "is ok to remain a virgin " everyone whould have being ok whit her but she called everyone who is not a virgin a slut, people call sienna a slut because she sleeps whit a married man and whot half of the world but no everyone is like sienna
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on September 8, 2008 - 10:39am.
I guess the weird thing is that some people here make condemn of Sienna Miller for being a slut, and then call Jordin Sparks fat, a bible-thumper, and a cow for saying that it's okay not to be sexually active. It's okay to be snarky, but at least be consistent.
Seriously it will be ok. These kinds of thoughts should not hault the progress of your day to a new, improved, even more fucked up situation. As the world turns and the days of our lives slip through the hour glass like sand, more retarded shit will hapen to tax your noggin.
Save your energy for filling out insurance forms and figuring out your local tax laws.
Trust me!
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I don't have a problem with what she said, lol. Not everybody DOES want to be a slut.
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Jordan wants the Jonas brothers.
( Russel was good, but next time MTv, let Jamie Fox host or another a merican comedian) :)
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I guess the weird thing is that some people here make condemn of Sienna Miller for being a slut, and then call Jordin Sparks fat, a bible-thumper, and a cow for saying that it's okay not to be sexually active. It's okay to be snarky, but at least be consistent.
EEG! My neck, my back...... ha ha ha!
Fat martha I am a ridiculous human being but i am nice and harmless. Just silly.
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LoLo, I missed your almost-absolutely incomprehensible comments.
THey make me laugh like a loon.
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For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
Jordin needs to go on a diet ASAP. She looks like she could be linebacker for the 49er's, for cripes' sake!
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Studies show that oral and anal sex are on the rise in young people who are dedicated to remaining virgins. I am sure we will see a correlating rise in HIV, genital warts and herpes. Idiots.
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_Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 8, 2008 - 10:22am.
Maybe we can use those sucker rings?
Since sluts are flakey in choice and variety you dont have to devote a lot of time to just one flavor or ring pop.
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If i were on a chat room that stemed off of like Good Morning America or some shit i prolly wouldnt type "Mooooooooooooooo"
But Im on D-listed and i dont know that virgins come here since we talk about fisting on the first date with penut butter and anal douching as am ancient art to Fo'play.
I would imagine virgins wouldnt like all that stuff.
And the Jonas Brothers are the devil wrapped in cotton candy. I dont care what they do with their baby meat wands thats Gross.
Whot he fuck is jordan Sparks? American Idol?
So yeah Mooooooooooo ho suck a dick ha ha ha!
*holds out a jar of peanut butter*
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LoLo on September 8, 2008 - 10:17am
hahahahahaha...
How come there isn't a slut ring?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by boomsy on September 8, 2008 - 6:51am.
A real woman? What does that mean? I think some of you have very high standards for celebs. She's obviously not used to stating her opinions diplomatically. That will come with time. I agree with MK that she just didn't know how it would come across. She just decided to stick up for the kids out there who aren't sexually active.
I don't think there was anything wrong with how she said it though. She was sticking by her guns and being confident. Why can't we celebrate a confident woman who states her views without calling her a cow?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 8, 2008 - 10:14am.
I buy childrens thongs.......
I also walk for charity a lot. Every chance I get! I am a charitable walker. It makes me "feel good" to give.
Ummm hmmm!
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LoLo on September 8, 2008 - 10:07am.
Well hell do these pure ass people masterbate?
Is that wrong and devil like too?
- It makes you grow hair on the palms of your hands.
(laughs at everyone looking at their palms)
What if you are trying to fit your ass into some spanks and they are too tight and you have to walk funny and then the funny walking rubs you the right way and you have an accidental orgasm?
Is that a sin or just a really good fucking pair of under covers?
- *note to self, buy Spanx a size to small*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
She has football shoulders.
I actually understand where she was coming from. I felt like Russell Brand made WAY too big of a deal of the purity ring situation. I agree, not everyone's main priority is to get laid.
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I hate the idea that having sex makes someone "unpure", like they're used up and dirty or something.
Lame.
Submitted by KD on September 8, 2008 - 9:20am.
Some people can't take a joke,
...I can take one but I can't recall that Russell dude giving one
remember back in the day when comedians used to be funny?
they could have played old Pryor clips, dead Pryor would still be a better host than this douche!
oh yeah, sluts rule, but sometimes I do wish I had stayed a bit purer, but then again I'd drop trou for John Legend in a heartbeat, and TI, and LL and even Lupe Fiasco
but not for Weezy. Ew! my holes are virgin for Lil Wayne.
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Well hell do these pure ass people masterbate?
Is that wrong and devil like too?
What if you are trying to fit your ass into some spanks and they are too tight and you have to walk funny and then the funny walking rubs you the right way and you have an accidental orgasm?
Is that a sin or just a really good fucking pair of under covers?
These are the questions I have!
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She ain't gettin' any obviously.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Save room for my knob
Save room for my knob pretty lady
ha ha ha ha!!!!!
stick a dick in it jordan ha ha ha
Oh shit relax and read my siggie.
my fuckin siggie
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nobody needs to know about others sex life if you want to remain a virgin thats your decision but you dont have to call sluts the people who did not make the same decision , thats why everyone is making fun of her
the people that make the most noise about being virgins are people who are not . britney spears anyone
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Shouldn't she be worried about losing weight than her virginity? The guy is going to have a hard time looking for the wet spot.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
John legend sings fuckin' songs too.
He has never made a song that says maybe we should polish our purity rings and not my glorious legend knob.
he just dont! he siongs sexay times tunes
mmmmmmm yummy knobs
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on September 8, 2008 - 8:43am
I think it was more (or IMO) the fact that she said "not everyone wants to be sluts" and then all the attitude she copped afterward that turned people off. Nothing wrong with personal opinions, but it's not right for her to slam the "sluts" of the world either if she wants respect. A real woman would've said something like "You guys are a good example for those of us out there who want to keep their bodies pure and sacred", you know?
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I think this fat ho needs to get laid
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Who seriously waits until marriage these days anyway?
I hate how people still make a fucking big to-do about that shit. Get over it, it happens.
I just lost ALL respect for Jordan b/c of her dumb ass comment.
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Jeesh. It's scary how hard you guys come down on someone who was basically defending other people's way of life and reminding people of the other viewpoint. I mean, this is MTV--sluts are cool. She didn't mean to dis people who have had sex, but just to tell the kids out there that it's not bad or uncool to not have had sex.
If a purity ring keeps away the dick then this bitch needs a sesame chicken ring.
People still watch the VMAs?
It is far more entertaining to see the pics/clips, and then tear these raggedy fucktards down.
Don't you feel better, sluts?!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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This insouciant cow needs to move her bingo wings, as they are blocking my view of the delectably sexy and deeply talented John Legend. Mmmmm.....Legend.
PS Jordin is a fat virgin. I bet she can't even drive.
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I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
After watching it again I hear myself saying "bitch please" in the back of my mind.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
She always brings her 'virginity' up at any and every opportunity. In every damn interview, it's the same three things - virginity and how she loves her body and how nervous she is. Perfect presenter for last night's VMA's... lame.
I understand the point she was trying to make but feel she made a total ass of herself. The Jonas Bros. don't need defending; at the end of the night they went home to their millions and Russell Brand has WHAT exactly? Now the world will be waiting for the day when she makes a 'mistake'. I did one of those purity pledges when I was younger and was quite serious about it but unfortunately some of you guys are right; it's easy to brag about being a virgin when no one's offering. That went out the window for me freshman year of college; don't think it makes you a slut for having sex...it makes you HUMAN. But whatever; if it makes her feel better at the end of the day...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
I didn't realize she was so hefty.
I think that prom dress Jordin is wearing was in my neighbor's garage sale.
Oh fuck off Jordin. Who is this pig again? Oh right, another untalented bitch who would be nowhere without American Idol. If you want to be a virgin, great, knock yourself out, but please don't fucking act like you are saving the world with your miracle hymen. It was a joke, get a sense of humor bitch.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 8, 2008 - 1:14pm.
There were actually quite vocal protests against that crow's comic efforts.
While it was a minority opinion, many did feel that Sarah 'I SUCK DICK! COCK! PENIS! OH GOD AM I FUNNY YET? ' Silverman did cross a line.
I was part of that crowd.
We all looked gorgeous, and our points were expressed wonderfully.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Pretty sure she got 3 times the fun from The Jonas Brothers later on that night.
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a purity rings mean that you only have had oral and anal sex whit a 100 guys
Purity rings is for people who had sex and want to pretend they are virgins
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Yah, it would have been better if she would have just kept her mouf shut. Some people can't take a joke, and she certainly is doing a good job at perpetuating a certain stereotype.
Like people with purity rings aren't actually fucking. She should really be more concerned with that weight. That dress did her no justice. She needs to be bitching out her stylist.
Thanks, Clarisse, Snoogle. Clarisse, I agree. I hate Parisite too, so I LOVED what Silverman said, but it was way harsher. It's unfortunate, but if you choose to put yourself in the public eye, you need to be prepared to be discussed, dissected, praised, slammed, & ridiculed. Comes with the territory.
Dating myself now & outting my inner nerd: I was a HUGE Osmond fan years ago. They had very stringent religious beliefs, & they got made fun of. A LOT. & they handled it well -- they laughed it off. Hell, I remember Donny was on Howard Stern a year or so ago, & even then he was given a hard time about being a virgin until his wedding night. & he laughed. & I admired that.
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Mysmichelle- my coworker and I were discussing the same thing about virgin boys. Good for what? There is something verrry unatural about a guy 15 years to 20 years old that don't want to hit it. Does ANYONE know someone like this in real life?(mothers your sons don't count, they are probably lying to you. Sorry.) Its what makes them wake up every morning you know?