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During the amazingly horrific crap fiesta known as the MTV VMAs, the low-rent Ugly Betty aka Jordin Sparks, defended promise (or purity) rings. Earlier in the night, host Russell Brand told a few stupid jokes about the Jonas Brothers and their purity rings. It wasn't a big deal, but Jordin was offended.
Before presenting an award with John Legend, she said: "I just have one thing to say about promise rings. It's not bad to wear a promise ring. Because not everybody – guy or girl – wants to be a slut."
Yes, Jordan is right. If you wear a purity ring, your genitals will forever be pure, fresh and innocent. If you don't wear one, you are a major slut whose genitals will soon fall off from all of the sins it's committed. Hey, works for me.
Seriously, this is why you must stick with the words on the teleprompter. If it's not written for you, don't fucking say it. I know what she meant, but it came out wrong. She ended up dissing the sluts. Even John gave her the reverse side-eye.
It's war, Low-Rent Ugly Betty! Sienna Miller and I are terribly offended, but we'll get over it by fucking the pain away. That's how sluts deal with shit.
Sluts of the world unite!
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Jordon Sparks needs to get laid and shut her fucking ugly face's mouth closed permenatly. She is annoying as fuck.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 8, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Oh yeah! you are so right about that.
No I dont want tweens doing anything but their home work.
Tween virgins is goooooooood. M Kay?
Old virgins is um..... you know.... um purity is an excuse for ummm.... well he he ermmmm you know? Um..... Mmmmm Kay?
Fuckey Fuckey Ize Can Gets Lucky?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
People in shape LOOOOVE to have sex, u fat pig.
Oh, and isn't John Legend a confirmed sex addict?? You know he's thinking "yeah right, fat bitch".
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Me thinks that the ring is just an excuse for some fugly guys and girls that haven't experienced some of the goods nobody has wanted to fuck yet!! Obviously young teens excluded!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
She did make that dress look fat. I thought she lost weight too. I think all the sluts should reunite and fuck Jordin Sparks against her will. ORGY ORGY ORGY!
Your face!
Sex is fantastic and having it (lots of it) doesn't make a person a slut!
Why didn't you post the still of her with stink hole open like a gaping "O"
She needs a good buttfuck.
That lard-cow makes that dress look REALLY fat.
Hey!!!! I didn't know that was Jordin that said that! I must have drank too much. I didn't see her. I saw a huge fatass elephant snorting something about rings or sluts but I didn't see Jordin. Did an elephant eat her first? Wait. Is that HER????? Oops. Well no wonder she is still a virgin. I am slutty hear me roar!!!!
I hate the Jonas Brothers annd their little virgin peens! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I only hate them thanks to having one channel in a snow storm on New Years Eve.
And while i am on that note, GET OFF OF DICK CLARKS JOCK RYAN SEACREST!
ok then! Tweens suck!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
THANK YOU THANK YOU! i was thinking the same thing when she said that. i used to be some-what of a fan of hers. and then she got all stupid and preachy. as if being a slut is a negative thing! well fuck her.
Ok, let me see if I can be totally objective here:
Jordin's comment, when taken in the context of Russell Brand suggesting the Jonas Bros. should sleep around, was quite appropriate and I can applaud her for that. However, when hearing the comment without the prelude, it comes off completely judgemental and bitchy. She's young so she'll learn to think before she speaks, but I guess good for her for standing up for something. (I just want you all to know it pained me to do that; having to be all serious sucks all the fun out of Dlisted.)
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
I don't think its horrible that she said that & good for her! besides early on in the show that weird Brit was telling everyone how they should vote, and that when I tuned out and went a read a book.
"My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession."
THIS FAT PIG NEEDS TO WORRY ABOUT THE 50-100 ONION RINGS SHE EATS NOT THESE STUPID PROMISE RINGS!!
John Legend TOTALLY showed off his ringless fingers! LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by LoLo on September 8, 2008 - 1:20pm.
All this talk about NOT doing it hase made me very frustrated and horny. Almost like a priest or something.
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You can borrow my nephew. He's being an asshole.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
All this talk about NOT doing it hase made me very frustrated and horny. Almost like a priest or something.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
He's a douche for repeating the same joke over and over again and she's a fool for taking the bait. A joke like that was just begging for a rebuttal.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 8, 2008 - 10:56am.
Submitted by angel_i on September 8, 2008 - 10:59am.
Morning Boob3rries!
*jumps, dances, sweats cries, hugs them, laughs histerically*
THANK GOD!!!!!!!
*goes back to normal self*
Sorry I hate mondays...and this blog is the best thing in my life during weekdays. (yes, I have no life. Sue me).
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Morning Boob3rries!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
It's funny how these same "promise ring, I'm a virgin until marriage, goody two shoes" kids always end up being and becoming the biggest sluts: i.e. Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgenson (and I do beleive she was sending those naughty pics to a Jonas brother if I'm not mistaken). If your waiting or wearing a ring..thats fine but keep it to yourself cause your going to look reeeal stupid when it comes out that your a closeted freak.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by Madam Pince on September 8, 2008 - 12:30pm.
John Legend's reaction was hilarious.
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I think his expression can be summed up in, "Oh shit, here we go. Where's my exit? Is she going to say the VMA's hate black people?"
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I think God made our bodies to be enjoy , if God dint want us to enjoy sex he would not have put a G spot and Clitoris in our body. So sex is not dirty and if it was then we are all dirty because most of all where procreated via sex , sex is good we are born whit sex and we are goin to die whit sex
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by sharoninshape on September 8, 2008 - 10:24am.
I luv jodan and i am so glad she stood up for her belief. Those boys and girls should not be direspected they are doing something good. The badest role model of all Mtv give her awrds that she did not deserve yet they curse jonas bro for having moral and class. These are some of the reason why the abotion , Hiv and teen pregnacy is so hard. fools engageing in sexual behavior before they are marry.
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I get your angle!! You ALWAYS defend the person everyone else shits on!! LOL!! but then again, you DO set the bait, and some dumbass on here is going to ARGUE with you on why the subject should be trashed. Example: that Beyonce post Saturday!
just obeserving....i wonder who is goin to eat the 'bait' ?!
OnTopic: I NEVER heard of Jordin Sparks (did a google search) OH COME ON?! you right MK - low rent ugly betty! LMAO! she just mad because them dudes dont WANT to fuck her! but if she flash some of that Amer. Idol money, she can get 'lucky'
what a fucking ASS!
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Oh so this is what the fuss was about.
And with all reason!!
Submitted by Vermillion on September 8, 2008 - 7:33am.
She always brings her 'virginity' up at any and every opportunity. In every damn interview, it's the same three things - virginity and how she loves her body and how nervous she is.
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Being a virgin is not wrong. Making up your entire interview out of it, yes, because I don't htink no one cares about what you want to do with your vagina. Apparently is the only thing that stays virgin, because then you have oral and anal sex and they DO participate in those because..you are still kept a virgin.
Well...that is just STUPID as fuck. Why? Because these are people stating the main factor of their virginity as 'God' and His will and all that fun stuff. Excuse me, go study your bible a little more, where it also says that oral and anal sex are unnatural (I believe in God and I don't give a shit about those things in the Bible, I am just stating these guys' hypocrisy (SP)).
She doesn't love her body, otherwise she would not say she loves her body, and she would instead work on making it better.
And how nervous she is? Always, because she lies. About all of the above.
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Submitted by Salem13 on September 8, 2008 - 9:08am.
I've never heard of these purity or promise rings when I was in school, but isn't there a difference between the two?
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I don't know in the US, the ones I know Purity ring is to state that you remain a virgin and promise is to state that your sexy parts belong to the person you might marry some day even when they are already...used (?)
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Submitted by yiooooooo on September 8, 2008 - 10:25am.
I guess I read in one of your comments that you are 16 years old? I'm proud of seeing someone your age admitting to virginity. You are a rare. But also...a normal kid. I pray for the day I have kids they forget they have genitalia.
BTW Good Morning! Hola Clarisse, angel_i, LoLo!
Where's LCT?
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John Legend's reaction was hilarious.
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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"
1. She's a fucking giant with a tiny head. She needs to find the bitch of a witch doctor that did that shit to her before she worries about wearing purity rings.
2. She just told little girls everywhere that you're either a virgin or a slut. Options! Woohoo. I've never met a married slut in my life. Never. No sir.
Submitted by Mittmah on September 8, 2008 - 11:06am
And I guess she's saying anyone without a "purity" ring is a slut? Didn't Jessica Simpson wear a purity ring from her dad?
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I think that was a cock ring.
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"Hand in hand, we can live together. Ginger or not, we're all the same". ~ Cartman
Jordin Sparks ... who is she again? BTW, she's built like a linebacker.
Im a virgin and I dont think everyone that is not one is a slut, is a personal decision and you dont need a "purity" ring to prove it. Your purity does not come from a hymen it comes from your feelings and thoughts that make you pure or not
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Yeah because you're either a virgin or a slut.
What is this? The 18th century?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
yioooooooooooooo♥♥
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It's easy for her to be a virgin when she look's like a football player!
How stupid..The guy was JOKING dumb ass, he's a comedian.
And I guess she's saying anyone without a "purity" ring is a slut? Didn't Jessica Simpson wear a purity ring from her dad?
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Submitted by sharoninshape on September 8, 2008 - 11:54am.
Yeah, and I bet it makes you more intelligent too. You are a perfect example.
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Get better soon Tom. We miss you already.
~a grieving Pats fan
I luv jodan and i am so glad she stood up for her belief. Those boys and girls should not be direspected they are doing something good. The badest role model of all Mtv give her awrds that she did not deserve yet they curse jonas bro for having moral and class. These are some of the reason why the abotion , Hiv and teen pregnacy is so hard. fools engageing in sexual behavior before they are marry.
Tell me how am I gonna breath with no AIR??!!
...get the ufck off my face fatty!
homosexuality is not unnatural
but abstinence is.
She's starting to resemble the D-Linemen her father played behind.
Maybe she should wear a physical fitness promise ring on the other finger.Clearly that would be a pledge she could'nt keep.
From someone who was 'pure' until she was almost 23 years old and close to marriage, what she said still pisses me off.
What is her definition of slut? Anyone who has sex before marriage? Even if you are only with one person? Do you think she thinks Bristol Palin is a slut? I bet not.
These friggin holier than thou people with their proclamations make me sick.
Btw, calling all chubby chicks, of which I am included, strapless makes you look bigger. It isn't for everyone.
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Get better soon Tom. We miss you already.
~a grieving Pats fan
"Submitted by original putas on September 8, 2008 - 11:31am.
SHE doesn't need a promise ring. Nobody wants her fat twat anyway!"
Thanks for saying it for me.
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Get better soon Tom. We miss you already.
~a grieving Pats fan
I think she just worded herself wrong and she only had a little bit of time. Like some one else said there really is no happy medium. I've never heard of these purity or promise rings when I was in school, but isn't there a difference between the two?
SHE doesn't need a promise ring. Nobody wants her fat twat anyway!
As long as she doesn't practice Shitney's brand of "virginity", more power to her. Unfortunately it seems like now a days people are either total prudes or total whores, there's no happy medium. And virgins can't get pregnant or catch STDs so I'll take the prude over the dirty drippy-crotch slut.
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Ha Ha, I agree. There are so many youngins getting knocked up. Kids save yourselves for marriage!!
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Submitted by Cooch.Roue on September 8, 2008 - 9:36am.
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LOL @ your PS
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