Monday, September 8th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Roxanna Bonilla-Giannini - She played Maria Delgado, the poor bitch who gets fired for discussing salaries, in "9 to 5." Roxanna quit the movie making business to be a Marilyn Monroe impersonator in Las Vegas.

For Mark



stake_spike's picture

Even if I imagine her with a wig, I don't see Marilyn Monroe at all.

beyotch love's picture

This is random and I love it. Fab movie! Remember, I'm a doctor, so why the hell am I talking to you? Piss off! Classic.

letinstar's picture

just thinking about "9 to 5" gives me the giggles...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!

Hysteria's picture

I thought most Monroe impersonators were guys?

AnyWhore, inspired Slut choice!

cadebra1961's picture

Submitted by Stock Broker on September 8, 2008 - 10:52am.
Yep, Stockbroker the dreaded skinny and sweet, haha! How about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I9LZgfW86k&feature=related

"Wow, this is really good pot...What do you call it?...Maui Wowee...it's primo...Am I stoned?...I think you're stoned!"
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←

parissucksliterally's picture

I liked the drunk lady....."Atta girl, you tell em"

that movie was so fucking funny.

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Stock Broker's picture

Cadebra1961 ~ how about "I thought it was Skinny & Sweet! They look the same except for the rat on the box!"

Lily Tomlin ~ funny lady!

cadebra1961's picture

Submitted by Stock Broker on September 8, 2008 - 9:18am.

That's a great quote, I like this one as well:
"Hey Mabel, we got another stiff in the john!"
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←

boomsy's picture

You guys need to click on the link to her website. Her attempt at sounding like Marilyn makes her sound slow or something.

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Frances Farmer's picture

Wow, look at the typewriter on the desk.

Ancient office equipment.

Stock Broker's picture

"I'm going to turn you from a rooster to a chicken with one bullet" - classic line by Dolly Parton from 9 to5.

...and don't ask me how the hell I know this.

----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------

Lala11_7's picture

WOW...I love it that MK is all existential and shit about the "Hot Slut" choices...

I mean...ANYBODY could pick some popular "Us" or "W" rejects...but MK ALWAYS throws a little loop in his mix...

LOVE IT!!!

KD's picture

Lindsey Lohan, PLEASE take note!! This would probably be the best future career decision for YOU as well!

Clarisse's picture

Hot sluts is getting pretty tepid....

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But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya

TheVinylVillager's picture

"It's ok, Ive been wanting to spend more time with my kids anyway"

MK, how do you find this shit??

http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com

DeeDee's picture

She looks nothing like Marilyn. She looks better as a brunette.

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Snoogle's picture

She looks more like Loni Anderson to me. Now I want to go out and rent 9-5. I loved that movie.

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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.

I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day

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