Gary Coleman Hit A Bitch
Gary Coleman, his giant wife (yes, they are still together), and his bodyguard --- WAIT! Gary Coleman needs a bodyguard? Is he paying him in animal crackers? I double checked and his bodyguard is not Todd Bridges. I don't know why he needs to hire a bodyguard when his wife can pretty much defend his ass with her wild horse teeth.
I digress.
Gary and his hos were leaving a bowling alley in Payson, Utah on Friday night when 24-year-old Colt Rushton got in his business and tried to get a picture. When Gary turned him down, Colt got even more aggressive and took a few pictures anyway. That's when the little angry man got into his vehicle, started to leave and ended up hitting Colt and another car. I've been hit by a Big Wheel before, it's more painful than it seems.
Colt has a totally different side of the story. He claims that Gary's scary giant wife grabbed his cell phone and when he tried to get it back, Gary started punching at him before getting into his truck and running him over.
Colt is not a quick thinker. Everybody knows that the best way to block punches from Gary Coleman is to hold his head while he's swinging. Duh.
Colt was taken to the hospital, treated and released. Hopefully, the nurses gave him a special hug for getting his ass beaten by Gary Coleman. That can't be good on the ego.
Police are currently investigating this shit. No arrests have been made, but they said booze might have played a part. That goes without saying. Gary really shouldn't have had that extra wine spritzer.
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Dammit I wanted to see some pix of his Missus!
I doubt Colt was injured, those Power Wheels SUVs don't move very fast.
Hi, Socky!!
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 7, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Man, I've had it up to here __ with Gary Coleman.
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LMAO! I could take him! *tapping little sock monkey boxing gloves together*
Hi! TV!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I feel sorry for him; I keep seeing this commercial on TV for this cash advance place that he does now and at the end he has to do that 'Whatcha talkin' 'bout' line at the end that he said he despises. His parents should be ashamed of themselves.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Man, I've had it up to here __ with Gary Coleman.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
He's wearing fucking crocks. OMG.
L♥VE,
PCA
Would Gary be willing to autograph the Big Wheel I use to ride when I was a kid? It's pretty beat up from my purposely hitting the side of the mailman's truck.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I think the bigger crime here, caught on camera no less! is the GREEN CROCS. {{{Shakes head in disgusted confusion}}}
Submitted by speakit on September 7, 2008 - 12:46pm.
LOL@Sock Monkey.. that was specific!
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I wouldn't drink the shit! LOL!!!!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
LOL@Sock Monkey.. that was specific!
For the price of one cup of Starbucks 13 shot venti soy hazelnut vanilla cinnamon white mocha with extra white mocha and caramel cup of coffee...you, too can help Gary buy a new pair of shoes. Won't you help?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by EvilShoe on September 7, 2008 - 9:23am.
Aren't croc's out of style yet?
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Yes. Gary Coleman is where trends go to die. If you see him wearing something you own, it's time to throw it out.
*lighting match to my denim jumpsuit*
He's wearing a blue Jean outfit ---- and GREEN crocs?
Stupid! At least wear a pair of blue/black crocs!!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Aren't croc's out of style yet?
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Dick happens! - MK
So this is it??? Four stories? Well three if you don't count the obligatory birthday post.
I need a few more to vent my spleen on. I have a backlog of bitterness this morning.
psl - oh of course he'd post it here too! what was i thinking? still stunned from actually getting out of bed this morning.
He should be prosecuted on the wearing of the green Crocs alone.
And yes, while the car is a Saturn and looks more expensive than it really is, it is still new, and, unless he paid cash for it, there is still a car payment (or lease payment),insurance, maintainance, etc.
e carries on as if he were totally broke; someone who is totally broke could not afford even a car like that.
Who knew that Matchbox cars could cause so much damage?
The car is a Saturn....looks more expensive than it really is.
And why does this turd freak out everytime someone wants his picture? Like they'll really make money off it or something.
little tykes picnic table.. LMFAO!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
TITS, MK posted that here too- we all had a great time with that one! The car fucker too, was brilliant....lol
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
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My son was conceived on a picnic table... not joking.
psl - drunkenstepfather had a pic of man in asia who had to be cut out of a bench that he tried to fuck. needless to say it had a lot of holes.
I'm SO glad I don't have one of those in my pants... the one in the drawer might get jealous.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 7, 2008 - 8:57am.
I'm waiting for news that Gary fucked a picnic table. A kiddie size picnic table, of course.
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Little Tikes makes one with a hole in it for an umbrella- would be perfect! hahaha
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
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Say, is that a regular size car?
Looks a little tinker-toyish. Like one of those that run on pedal power.
I'm waiting for news that Gary fucked a picnic table. A kiddie size picnic table, of course.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
"Damn, I got my ass kicked by Gary Coleman Saturday night ..." - this is not something I would tell anyone voluntarily. And he's wearing green crocs! LOL
Why would anybody WANT Gary Coleman's picture?
I thought he was dead-ass broke, but he's driving a snazzy new car and has a bodyguard?
I'm not even going to comment on the neon-green Crocs.
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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"
It must have been midget bowling night in Utah.
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He's always bitching about money, yet he's driving a newer, not-cheap car that's likely relatively expensive to insure.
A lot of people, in addition to being dumb when in comes to relationships, are fucking stupid when it comes to money.
Something about midgets beatin' a ho down is incredibly funny to me...Is that wrong?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hi PSL, yep my cat yells at me all the time and I'm glad I was able to capture it finally.
Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 11:29am.
That, combined with the car, crocs, denim outfit, and the fact that he's shielding his crotch from something--he looks badass and pathetic at the same time.
Plus, he was leaving a bowling alley!
Hi Aphid! GREAT avie!!!
yes, adults wearing crocs should be shot (sorry MrsK)
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
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heres 'colt'
http://www.myspace.com/coltr84
Mike I'll ask him when he wakes up.
Yo, Aphid! Your husband's in the L.A. music scene, right? Does he know Julie Ritter?
Main Pic - Gary taking one last pose in front of the car that is about to be repossessed. He pulled the Big Wheel out of the garage and hit the streets after this.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I knew he was beyond nuts when I heard he'd willingly moved to Utah.
Yup,I'm three feet tall and I kick ass, chuck norris runs when he sees me coming.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Honestly, you think they would have taken a page from this dude's book before turning Britney into Miss Virgin Mary Sunshine Popstar. He's SUCH a psycho.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 7, 2008 - 7:36am.
good morning angel, and everyone!
He's wearing green fucking crocs. Jesus.
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Good morning! :)
You beat me to it, I can't believe adults are still wearing those hideous shoes in public.
good morning angel, and everyone!
He's wearing green fucking crocs. Jesus.
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
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Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 11:29am.
That, combined with the car, crocs, denim outfit, and the fact that he's shielding his crotch from something--he looks badass and pathetic at the same time.
Gary, unfortunately could only reach the man's kneecaps.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 11:29am.
That's right. I hit a bitch.
...national bitch whuppin' day just randomly occurs...cuz every day is a good day to whup a punk bitch!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Morning, PSL!
I would have to agree with you completely there.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Gary started punching at him before getting into his truck and running him over....
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So his injuries were limited to his crotch, right?
Cause Gary's punches don't hit any higher than that.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Everybody knows that the best way to block punches from Gary Coleman is to hold his head while he's swinging. Duh!
....lol, cosigned. I hope dude's pinky toe is okay from the little person beat down he recieved.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.