Gary Coleman Hit A Bitch
Gary Coleman, his giant wife (yes, they are still together), and his bodyguard --- WAIT! Gary Coleman needs a bodyguard? Is he paying him in animal crackers? I double checked and his bodyguard is not Todd Bridges. I don't know why he needs to hire a bodyguard when his wife can pretty much defend his ass with her wild horse teeth.
I digress.
Gary and his hos were leaving a bowling alley in Payson, Utah on Friday night when 24-year-old Colt Rushton got in his business and tried to get a picture. When Gary turned him down, Colt got even more aggressive and took a few pictures anyway. That's when the little angry man got into his vehicle, started to leave and ended up hitting Colt and another car. I've been hit by a Big Wheel before, it's more painful than it seems.
Colt has a totally different side of the story. He claims that Gary's scary giant wife grabbed his cell phone and when he tried to get it back, Gary started punching at him before getting into his truck and running him over.
Colt is not a quick thinker. Everybody knows that the best way to block punches from Gary Coleman is to hold his head while he's swinging. Duh.
Colt was taken to the hospital, treated and released. Hopefully, the nurses gave him a special hug for getting his ass beaten by Gary Coleman. That can't be good on the ego.
Police are currently investigating this shit. No arrests have been made, but they said booze might have played a part. That goes without saying. Gary really shouldn't have had that extra wine spritzer.
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Submitted by jussayin on September 8, 2008 - 6:55am.
*whispers* 3 hours until the VMA's!
....and I am soooooooo looking forward to Kid Rock!!
Ha! I went to a fancy dress party dressed as Kid Rock a while back. Not long after I arrived, a bloke dressed as Pammy Anderson walked in! We had sex and got married after the hors doovers.
@PSL
I know! I can't help it though, Christina's going to be singing!!!! *fans self*
Love the sig! Fighter's so damn great.
@ jussayin
I hope he does a good performance for you!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Gary and his hos were leaving a bowling alley in Payson...Where Gary is starring as a bowling pin.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 7, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Man, I've had it up to here __ with Gary Coleman.
LMTO
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps getting better
Jussayin', don't forget the Jonas Brothers. HAHAHA.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
*whispers* 3 hours until the VMA's!
....and I am soooooooo looking forward to Kid Rock!!
*crickets chirp*
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
DAE, you are telling that to the wrong crowd....lol I don't think anyone here gives a shit.
P.S. Check out my siggie baby!
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Makes me that much stronger, makes me work a little bit harder, makes me that much wiser
Thanks for making me a Fighter
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*tiptoes*
*peaks in thread*
Hey all!!
*whispers* 3 hours until the VMA's!
*giggles like a school girl*
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
A little Fudgesicle, that's what he be!
Mel-Tang, he also tried to touch Dudley....lol
It was very upsetting to see Mr Carlson from WKRP in that part....
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Makes me that much stronger, makes me work a little bit harder, makes me that much wiser
Thanks for making me a Fighter
-Christina Aguilera
Honestly, I think what focked Gary up was Mr. Horton, the bycicle man/child molester and all of the Mickey Mouse porn he made Arnold and Dudley watch.
That and those green Crocs he's wearing.
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I think the news reporter made a typo. They meant to say 4 yr. old Colton Rushton.
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I might be broke sometimes but I am NEVER ashy! like Big I went from ashy to classy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYIaOL6oOlo
moisturize your situation!!! LMAO this may have to be my new line...
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Oh my, has David Banda grown.
Like being short and naff isn't enough - he's wearing ... green crocs?
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on September 7, 2008 - 1:19pm.
No prob, Jill. Dear God! I definitely see a resemblance. I can't believe MK is going to leave us with Angry, Ashy, Green Croc-Wearin' Gary Coleman!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Is that a hole in his throat?
how the hell is gary able to sport a car like this? isn't he broke?
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Submitted by angel_i on September 7, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 7, 2008 - 12:04pm.
My son was conceived on a picnic table... not joking.
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Didja name him "Lunch"?
Haha! I kill myself! *slaps knee*
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No... Splinter. :O
Submitted by Coffey on September 7, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by jussayin on September 7, 2008 - 2:05pm.
the ash might be part of his illness though....
but yeah if I were him I would have cocoa butter and vaseline products accessible 24/7, plus it's best to be greasy if you ned to do a quick getaway....especially if you are little.
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That's unfortunate. Either way, the ash is still alarming. Nothing worse than being broke AND ashy looking. At least moisturize your situation, diagnosed condition or not.
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I was just gonna say that. Ash is byproduct of a lot of things. Moisturize!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by luckycharms on September 7, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Gary got the rawest deal in the world. He made a fortune when he was a kid and his parents spent it all. I'd be real angry about that to. But he needs to get over it. He is a very angry person. Let it go. What is done is done, or as we say in the South, done done.
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LOL! PSL's gotta love that one!
But ITA - We say, simply "Bygones".
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by jussayin on September 7, 2008 - 2:05pm.
the ash might be part of his illness though....
but yeah if I were him I would have cocoa butter and vaseline products accessible 24/7, plus it's best to be greasy if you ned to do a quick getaway....especially if you are little.
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That's unfortunate. Either way, the ash is still alarming. Nothing worse than being broke AND ashy looking. At least moisturize your situation, diagnosed condition or not.
and BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ this- Colt is not a quick thinker. Everybody knows that the best way to block punches from Gary Coleman is to hold his head while he's swinging. Duh.
"I've got a list of demands, written on the palm of my hand!"
Submitted by speakit on September 7, 2008 - 12:04pm.
My son was conceived on a picnic table... not joking.
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Didja name him "Lunch"?
Haha! I kill myself! *slaps knee*
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Gary Coleman was selling that car along with an autographed picture of himself on eBay a while ago.
I'll have to ask my sister if he still has it as she lives right down the street from him in Santaquin, UT.
Her daughter was recently wondering out loud if Gary needed a car seat to be able to drive it.
Ya gotta love the name COLT!
If Matthew Broderick ever fathers another boy, I would certainly hope that he and My Little Pony Parker would name their son Colt.
Maybe he said so he won't look like he's not doing anything with his life?
I like what you said, he's pretty "choclate"
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by luckycharms on September 7, 2008 - 2:18pm
I though being broke meant not having money to buy food , car or pay rent, not being a asshole who spent his money in shit he does not need
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 7, 2008 - 1:19pm
Call me cynical, but as soon as I heard about her being pregnant I thought to myself "hmm, so when do you suppose she'll 'miscarry'"? If that happens now, then I'll be totally convinced he was telling the truth. You're right, some mixed babies CAN pass for white but he's pretty chocolate so the odds are against them. I really wish he hadn't mentioned the music part, though; it just makes him seem publicity hungry.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
@boomsy, the music career is questionable as a mention, and why did he? Some mix kids can pass for white, though. I highly doubt they will show that kid if it is not passable and ship them off somewhere because of the media. He spoke very well, I wouldn't think she would have done it with a hoodrat but hey look at Britney Spears. Eh, who cares Obamas is from interacial parents.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Thanks Deb!
My, but that girl has some interesting dental manifestations.
Why am I reminded of this picture?
http://www.trulyunusual.com/gallery/files/3/0/sandy_allen2.jpg
(no offense to the late Sandy)
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 7, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Gary Coleman is not broke he has a nice car and a bodyguard , broke people dont have new cara and they cant afford a bodyguard, he does not know how to manage is money so in a few month he is goin to spend or loose the money he made doing stupid comercials
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I have encountered many people over the years who have expensive cars and nice houses and are flat broke. They may make a good and reasonable amount of income, but every penny they make is going towards their lavish lifestyle. In other words, they are busting a nut for what they have. That is not rich or even doing well. Having money and being well off is when you have the bucks socked away, for lack of better words. I have never been impressed by people with expensive cars and grand houses, because a lot of them don't have two nickels to rub together.
I feel so bad for laughing at this, and the green crocs don't make it any better.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on September 7, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Dammit I wanted to see some pix of his Missus!
Here ya go. Ain't she purty?
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/garycolemanmarried.jpg
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 7, 2008 - 1:01pm
I was feeling the sincerity until he mentioned the 'music career' part; now it makes it a little questionable...I guess we'll see in 4 months. Can't pass a mixed baby for white.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
the ash might be part of his illness though....
but yeah if I were him I would have cocoa butter and vaseline products accessible 24/7, plus it's best to be greasy if you ned to do a quick getaway....especially if you are little.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I think I'm more perplexed by the high level of ashiness Gary is sporting. He needs to marinate in a huge, thick vat of cocoa butter, and then fry in a heaping helping of shea butter. Bitch looks like he got in a fight with a powdered donut and lost!
"I've got a list of demands, written on the palm of my hand!"
I saw it on http://sandrarose.com/
First clip
He sounded sincere he could be a faker, let's see what happens
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I truly doubt that no kidney having Gary can claim under the influence....he can try the Halle Berry blackout defense though....
...well if he wasn't known as angry midget man.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on September 7, 2008 - 1:47pm.
And you got this tidbit from...
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Gary Coleman is not broke he has a nice car and a bodyguard , broke people dont have new cara and they cant afford a bodyguard, he does not know how to manage is money so in a few month he is goin to spend or loose the money he made doing stupid comercials
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
He be Rollin' Large'ah than himself in life I thought he owned nothing but a big Redhead dumbass.
Excuse me for this interruption, allegedly, the real baby daddy of Bristol Palin's speaks and he is a black young man and he said that the mother, the governor is making her marry guy she is with now.
OOOOhhh!!!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
he looks like he has to pee really bad in that pic...
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
The Machine is going to have to pack on a little weight if he is to play Mrs. Coleman with any conviction.
Hey! We haven't seen La Pequena in AGES. Might I suggest La Pequena as the troubled Coleman for her first feature length dramatic role starring in a Lifetime movie.
Hi guys... happy Sunday! xo
Friday night is midget bowling night a step up from Thursdays midget throwing night. I love Utah.
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Submitted by luckycharms on September 7, 2008 - 1:33pm.
They should still prosecute Mr. Drummond though.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Gary got the rawest deal in the world. He made a fortune when he was a kid and his parents spent it all. I'd be real angry about that to. But he needs to get over it. He is a very angry person. Let it go. What is done is done, or as we say in the South, done done. Don't continually lament over the past and what is done and beyond your control.
Macro lens? Watchu talkin' bout TV?!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on September 7, 2008 - 1:20pm.
Colt Rushton must have a midget fetish. Why else take a picture of this loser.
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He must also have a cell phone camera with a Macro lens.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Colt Rushton must have a midget fetish. Why else take a picture of this loser.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."