Gary Coleman Hit A Bitch
Gary Coleman, his giant wife (yes, they are still together), and his bodyguard --- WAIT! Gary Coleman needs a bodyguard? Is he paying him in animal crackers? I double checked and his bodyguard is not Todd Bridges. I don't know why he needs to hire a bodyguard when his wife can pretty much defend his ass with her wild horse teeth.
I digress.
Gary and his hos were leaving a bowling alley in Payson, Utah on Friday night when 24-year-old Colt Rushton got in his business and tried to get a picture. When Gary turned him down, Colt got even more aggressive and took a few pictures anyway. That's when the little angry man got into his vehicle, started to leave and ended up hitting Colt and another car. I've been hit by a Big Wheel before, it's more painful than it seems.
Colt has a totally different side of the story. He claims that Gary's scary giant wife grabbed his cell phone and when he tried to get it back, Gary started punching at him before getting into his truck and running him over.
Colt is not a quick thinker. Everybody knows that the best way to block punches from Gary Coleman is to hold his head while he's swinging. Duh.
Colt was taken to the hospital, treated and released. Hopefully, the nurses gave him a special hug for getting his ass beaten by Gary Coleman. That can't be good on the ego.
Police are currently investigating this shit. No arrests have been made, but they said booze might have played a part. That goes without saying. Gary really shouldn't have had that extra wine spritzer.
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Wow - is that a Saturn Sky, MSRP $27,645? Old Gary C is livin large. Who said he blew all that cash he made on Diff'rent Strokes? If that was a *real* sports car, he wouldn't be wearing Crocs to drive it.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Crocs and a Saturn convertible...The American Dream.
Is that black dwarf sportin' crocs?
That's a sin and a goddamn shame!
The police should have arrested his 3 apples high ass for that alone!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Submitted by sterlingmom on September 8, 2008 - 7:30am.
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actually there were several.. It's okay. It's early. *handing sterling mom a cup of coffee.
NO COMMENT IN REGARD TO HIS GREEN CROCS????????
ok, I pretty much died over this. MK, if my lungs collapse, it's your fault.
1. animal crackers
2. Todd Bridges
ok, I can't stop laughing.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Everybody knows that the best way to block punches from Gary Coleman is to hold his head while he's swinging.
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lmfao...i just got a visual of that
such an nagry little man...why?
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
isn't he broke? how is he affording that care? or is he trying to make us believe it's his car?
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
I'm posting a link to "Beast of Burden".
I love that song!! good memories.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Who the FUCK names their kid Colt? LAME
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
MTV never fails to impress/offend/disgust/ or entertain me. Which may/ or may not be a good/ or bad thing.
Submitted by speakit on September 8, 2008 - 8:38am.
Thanks a lot PSL! Now I'm addicted.. and it soooo fits my mood.
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While we're trying on moods & waiting for the VMAAAY's to begin... (note DAE is currently nekkid, sewing sequins on her VMA Avie!). I'm posting a link to "Beast of Burden".
Bette is doing a Xtina is doing a Bette! Not only is this a bitchin' song - but @ 2.40 a ho shimmies up to Mick - I SWEAR IT'S CHICKEN CUTLETS - as Bette is singing "my little sister, is a pretty pretty girrrl".
Bette Midler & Mick Jagger
Beast of Burden.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bT1OpFbFQ4
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps getting better
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 7, 2008 - 7:01pm.
And perhaps a more pressing question : Who the fuck is Taylor Swift?
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Think Avril Lavigne if she'd have kept some country to her.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 8, 2008 - 12:01am.
And perhaps a more pressing question : Who the fuck is Taylor Swift?
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I country singer, I think.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Submitted by Mr. President on September 7, 2008 - 5:55pm.
To be fair to MK, there isn't much out there to be posting about. He deserves some downtime, and why not take it when it's slow?
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That's for sure! RELAX MK!! I guess he's going to watch that VMA shit (which I have NO interest in watching and I'm 24). The only two things I'm looking foward to watching is the first new episode of The Entourage (yay!) and Talking Sex wit Sue Johannson (man she is the SHIT!!! watch that shit with your dude/girl OR watch that shit HIGH as fuck!! lmao @ the callers! oh shit!)
ONT: I ain't gonna lie, I like Gary's little Saturn. I wonder how much it is a month (car payment) even though I just paid my car off Feb 08! :( but yea MK should have a (night) off and let the "Night Crew" fill up the posts (is there still a NC?)
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
What a horrific story.
Violent acts are beyond my comprehension. I have never pushed anybody in my life, let alone smacked them.
The mind state that one would have to be in to commit such acts are frightning prospects to say the very least. Are we all capable of such disturbing behaviour?
And perhaps a more pressing question : Who the fuck is Taylor Swift?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
To be fair to MK, there isn't much out there to be posting about. He deserves some downtime, and why not take it when it's slow?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by EvilShoe on September 7, 2008 - 6:23pm.
So, does anyone know if MK is okay? There have been so few posts that I am worried. Maybe he needs a vacay or this is his way of getting one.
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Ok...since this is a gossip site - let me make some:)
I believe he's ok but since he kept getting sick all the time he realized that he needed to have some down time instead of spending every single waking moment feeding our sick addiction:)
LOL! Maybe he hopes we're ok!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Have fun being cynical, Mr. President. I am out for good now.
Stay Awesome.
I guess that Divorce Court money got him his ride! LOL! I mean at least he has a CAR! ya know?! and come on WTF ppl, what did you expect him to drive? a Ford Expedition? Escalade?!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Damit, I can´t take this anymore! If I refresh this site one more time and Gary´s sour face is still staring back at me I´m going to explode! I´m having serious withdrawals... MK is not allowed to have a life, especially not when I´m stuck inside on a sunday writing a fucking report and need to be able to escape into the wonderful world of Dlisted...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 7, 2008 - 6:44pm.
The Jonas Bros have purity rings. Which means they only do anal.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
For anyone outside the US
Here a link that wil show the show LIVE (even here in the UK - The hills are on right now - boo)
http://www.justin.tv/midas_tv2
EvilShoe - No problem! & thanks for the Unfitney link.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Submitted by Taylor Swift Fan on September 7, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Taylor Swift will be introducing the Jonas Brothers.
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I am sure she has introduced at least one of them to her vagina already.
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Makes me that much stronger, makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
Thanks for making me a Fighter
-Christina Aguilera
Thanks DAE!
Furthermore, look at the scrolling messages from her loon fans:
http://www.britneyspearsbelieve.com./
Uh, we should bomb that, I bet its not monitored! LOL
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by EvilShoe on September 7, 2008 - 11:36pm.
The VMA's are tonight? What time does that shit start?
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8pm EST - Red Carpet
9pm EST - Show starts.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Hey, I just looked up the VMA's....
Check out the right side of the page, it says Britney Believe and you can send her a direct message (yeah right).
http://www.mtv.com/ontv/vma/2008/
That is a photoshop award! She looks NOTHING like that.
Thanks a lot PSL! Now I'm addicted.. and it soooo fits my mood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB7pQpNx-F4
Taylor Swift will be introducing the Jonas Brothers.
Stay Awesome.
The VMA's are tonight? What time does that shit start?
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 7, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 7, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Are you guys getting shitfaced fro the VMA's?
It's the only I would watch them.HEHE
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Nope! lol No decent booze!
I am however going to drink lots of coffee. The main show doesnt start until 2am for me. I'm gonna need coffee if i want to see christina perform live!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 7, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Are you guys getting shitfaced for the VMA's?
It's the only way I would watch them.HEHE
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 7, 2008 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes
*wink*wink* LU29ER
pass dat WODKAH!
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*hands over Vodka*
No remember drink responsibly! ;0)
(nsfw ish)
http://a533.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/l_00440535332ff0733aae4...
nsfw!
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2007/08/fat_midget_stripper.jpg
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 7, 2008 - 6:20pm.
I'll bet he could give a NASTY beatdown with those crocs. *Hiiiiiiyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa!*roundhouse croc kick* *ouch* "my shins hurt"
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So, does anyone know if MK is okay? There have been so few posts that I am worried. Maybe he needs a vacay or this is his way of getting one.
I hope he's okay.
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Dick happens! - MK
He is indeed, PSL. A real crocsucker.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
hey speakit, and Sandbitch and all.....
Gary Coleman is one angry little motherfucker in crocs.
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Makes me that much stronger, makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
Thanks for making me a Fighter
-Christina Aguilera
"Gary Coleman needs a bodyguard? Is he paying him in animal crackers?"
Hahaa!! Right on, MK! Hilarious!
Coleman almost looks normal-size next to that car. Like it's kinda miniature. It is possible he got the car as a prize inside a cereal box.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes
*wink*wink* LU29ER
pass dat WODKAH!
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps getting better
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 7, 2008 - 10:48pm.
Lovin' the new sig!!
And before I forget (beacuse I know I will)
Which one of you lot posted on my Youtube link? I can't figure it out.
Bottle of vodka to whoever it was!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
the more I look at his face the more I think....constipation!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by speakit on September 8, 2008 - 7:40am.
@ PSL & Sandbitch
LOVE YOUR SIGGIES!
*passes speakit a ciggie*
*cough* oh
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Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps getting better
* We had sex and got married after the hors doovers.
...you must mean the whore do-overs
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
@ PSL & Sandbitch
LOVE YOUR SIGGIES!
What a little buttfucker.
hahah, I think MK is either out drinking or he said fuck it and went back to bed.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"