Blanche Deveraux Is Going To Be Pissed
What in the "mother of the bride" hell is sleeping on Beyonce's head? Wake it up with a stick. Be careful though, because it might bite your ass. It looks a little hostile.
Beyonce is playing Etta James in a new movie and I guess she decided to keep the act going by wearing her Etta wig during a performance at Fashion Rocks last night. The wig looks more like a cross between Blanche Deveraux and Nancy Reagan. And it looks like wet cornstarch is the only thing keeping that wig on.
You know Solange was cackling backstage with her pocket mouse friend. Solange shouldn't have laughed though. Beyonce already got her ass earlier in the night. More on that later.
During Fashion Rocks, Beyonce joined Mimi, Mary J. Blige, Miley Cyrus and a bunch of other hos to warble through some song called "Just Stand Up." The performance aired during last night's "Stand Up to Cancer" benefit. Basically, except for Mary J. Blige, they all sounded like they had horny hamsters in their throats. When Mary opened her mouth, they all should have politely excused themselves and allowed her to sing the rest. I think Beyonce's wig was trying to make a run for it.
Miley Cyrus should not be allowed to sing....ever again. Bitch sounded like The Chipettes gone reggae. Not a pretty sound.
Here's more pics of Beyonce at Fashion Rocks last night. She also performed with a big fat douche named Justin Timberlake. He should really just go sit in the corner and fuck a bowl of Wheaties.
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Submitted by boomsy on September 6, 2008 - 1:47pm.
@angel_i: Ok, I think I got it; I believe the one of Fergie's left was Keysha (sp?) Cole.
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Thanks boomsy! Carrie Underwood??? UGH!
I do - I like her voice, it's sweet. *sigh*
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@angel_i: Ok, I think I got it; I believe the one of Fergie's left was Keysha (sp?) Cole.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
oy, BigL.....I guess I just don't see the saying as "clever"....like I said, it sounds like something a toddler would say!
off to walk the doggie.....be back soon.
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
Submitted by angel_i on September 6, 2008 - 12:36pm
Ok, I think the blonde with the dark pants was Carrie Underwood, and one of the ladies by Fergie (the one on our right, anyway) was Leona Lewis. I can't tell who the other one was. Miley and Fergie made me cringe from their singing... yowza.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Some people nominated My bad! as a candidate for 1999 "Word of the Year,"
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LOL! Even better!
Because it's a "phrase" not a "word"! Yeesh;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
FatMartha, OMG I see that mistake.. WTF, that is totally an easy error to fucking fix!
And back to Britney, WTF is w/ her grabbing her crotch like 22 times. I was mad cause I was laughing about her on that commercial w/ Russell Brand, and My husband was like "Oh well maybe she should just die like Anna Nicole then the world would be happy!" I was like "calm the fuck down dude, my point is, she isn't as fixed as you think jst cause she can read a fucking 1 min script!"
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
She's so fucking annoying. How many people did she have to screw to play Etta?
I mean, fucking no, like she's going to do Etta justice, she doesnt even haven have the vocals to SING like Etta!!
Fucking, fake, nasty whore.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Random tangent, okie, but ITA. I want to see her make a hot mess of herself again. Not that she LOOKED like a hot mess last year (I thought she looked quite good, and everyone knows that I get pissed when people say she looked fat) but Lord knows her performance was crap.
On another random tangent: One of the ads over thurr -> says "But Mariah Stewarts latest now" instead of "BUY". It's PISSING ME OFF. Do these advertising people put ANY effort into their work??? What makes them think poor copyediting is gonna make us want to buy those products? Dumb heads.
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
Why is her 'real' hair so many different colors?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
angel, hahahha...I know! I guess I just don't understand the "dumbing down" of the past few years,....I like being smart!
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
It's OK PSL...I don't use it often....here's a brief history from The Maven's Word of the Day...
The exclamation My bad! is an apologetic way of saying 'My fault! My mistake!' It's said to derive from the game of pick-up basketball, popular in the inner cities. A player may say it when a foul is committed or when the ball goes out of bounds. Generally, black urban youth have filtered the language of professional sports through the street vernacular of hip-hop culture. If you're interested in other slang terms derived from pick-up basketball, take a look at The Back-In-Your-Face Guide to Pick-Up Basketball by Chuck Wielgus and Alexander Wolff. Other pick-up sports have produced pithy vocabulary. My bad! has been compared to the volleyball term I go!, shorthand for 'I got it!'
Some people nominated My bad! as a candidate for 1999 "Word of the Year," an end-of-the-year contest sponsored by the American Dialect Society. It was immediately pointed out that the phrase is over twenty years old. However, it was popularized by the 1995 cult movie Clueless, which was, incidentally, a gold mine of teenage slang.
My bad! is only one of the many clever interjections (or exclamations) common in the speech of young people in recent years. For example, the exclamation Not! is a way of saying that the previous statement is untrue: "That's a cute dress. Not!" Another exclamation that became popular in the 1990s is As if!, roughly meaning 'To the contrary; no way!'
The phrase My bad! is probably decreasing in use compared to its popularity in the mid-1990s. However, it's still current slang used in all parts of the country, not just New York City. It's used by young people and even some adults in sports (even professional sports) and in many other non-sports contexts. It's even infiltrated cybertalk as a convenient shorthand expression
Ok. So my kid says Miley can't sing. She can hear it.
I said - when they all sing together, can you hear some people can't sing? She said: Yeah, it's Miley.
And we wanna know who is the blonde *ahem* lady (she's watching me) with the dark pants (the white pants girl is an attention *ahem* seeker) and the two *ahem* women beside Fergie (who we still love - sick Tranny or not!) We think they sound great! But this quality is so bad, we can't tell who they are.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 6, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by Big L on September 6, 2008 - 10:22am.
Sorry, my bad...looks like they have played publicly together, but not on tour.
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who the hell made up the saying, "my bad"? A fucking toddler? Why do people say it? Just curious.....sounds very stupid.
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That's funny - you said that once before. Which caused me to use it twice as much, I noticed!
It's true! More and more we are talking like babies. I like it! It's cute! But that's just me all over, too...
It's kinda scary too. For a society of highly educated people (comparatively) you'd think our language would be more advanced.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Fatmaaartha *says in zombie tone* i was just watching that britney rehearsal thing, she looks like brooke hogan dancing in it! I soo fucking hope she performs at the MTV awards tomorrow *begs Buddha*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
If the front part of her hair fell down just a little, she would look like the guy from Flock of Seagulls.
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Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
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Wow Mary is really a great singer. Miley & Rhinna were competing the chipmunk reggae sound. Beyonce, Fergie, why?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Okie, you gorgeous hunk of woman you... GIMME SOME SUGA!! *nestles you into her rolls*
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
Fatmartha.. Helmet head!!! lol.. that av cracks me up while doing crack thru my crack..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
And Miley needs to sit down somewhere. In fact they all should have sat down and let Mary J sing.
Submitted by Big L on September 6, 2008 - 10:22am.
Sorry, my bad...looks like they have played publicly together, but not on tour.
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who the hell made up the saying, "my bad"? A fucking toddler? Why do people say it? Just curious.....sounds very stupid.
I am NOT saying you ARE stupid BigL....I just don't understand why people use that saying so much....
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
Submitted by angel_i on September 6, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 6, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 6, 2008 - 11:37am.
There was a time when I thought that Beyonce was actually pretty talented. Of course, there was also a time where my fecal matter was a source of much curiosity as well.
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*looks around at other D-listers*
I think that still goes for lots of us on here. xD
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Um....which one?
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Ahahaha... the fascination with fecal matter. xP
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
"Here's more pics of Beyonce at Fashion Rocks last night. She also performed with a big fat douche named Justin Timberlake. He should really just go sit in the corner and fuck a bowl of Wheaties."
Rofl! MK, this has to be the funniest post of the day. lol
WTH is on Bey's head? That is a mess.
Sorry, my bad...looks like they have played publicly together, but not on tour.
Seriously, how many dead raccoons died for Beyonce's hair-piece?
And her portraying Etta James is a travesty of epic proportions.
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The lines between sex and society are so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Submitted by tangerine on September 6, 2008 - 10:12am.
Sorry...Tangerine made me come back...
Didn't they already do that many years ago? Just wondering....maybe it wasn't the 3 orignals??
You were not joking about Miley Cyrus. She needs a muzzle.
Wow, that sucked...
OK one more thing then I'll leave this post....I AM SOOOOO OVER THE BLOWING KISSES POSE!!!!
Submitted by Big L on September 6, 2008 - 9:53am.
I had no interest in witnessing that trainwreck. I have seen Zeppelin butchered too many times, the most recent being done by Mr. Plant himself. I am just waiting for the announcement that the three original members with Jason Bonham on drums are going on tour. Now that will be amazing.
I wonder if B was hoping for a "wardrobe malfunction" with Justin....in those thumbnails she's standing in front of him whispering "c'mon Justin, do it, do it...make me an ICON like you did Janet"....
Its a real shame what passes for "talent" now a days.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 6, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 6, 2008 - 11:37am.
There was a time when I thought that Beyonce was actually pretty talented. Of course, there was also a time where my fecal matter was a source of much curiosity as well.
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*looks around at other D-listers*
I think that still goes for lots of us on here. xD
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Um....which one?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by soul on September 6, 2008 - 1:00pm.
HAHAHA. She does have his hair in that pic. Too bad she doesn't even have a tenth of his talent.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Stupid bitch just fucked herself, she can never ever denie the fact she is wearing a wig or a weave.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Maria Doyle Kennedy (IMDB) from the Tudors! Damn hot!!! I hear she was in a punk rock band that was halfway passable as well. Cool series!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
she's Brian Setzer >..<
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Submitted by cio_cio-san on September 7, 2008 - 1:54am.
You know, the queen. What's her name?
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
mylie and fergie proved they aren't in the same league as the others....weak singers
Submitted by Chris Eccleston..
which girl from the tudors?
Pathetic Humans- Prepare to write down the recipe!
Did anyone see/hear Leona Lewis BUTCHER THE HELL OUT OF Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love" during the Olympic closing ceremonies?? Yeah, and this chick was UK's Idol winner?? She's a whiner...if they ever bring those characters back on SNL they should do it if she's the musical guest/host.
I now know for sure that I am an adult. Or maybe just a dolt. I remember seeing my parents wince when I played some of my music back when. I don't have kids and probably won't have any, but I can palpate the terror I would feel if my daughter (or even worse, my son!) demanded that I play a Miley disc in my player. Cringe.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 6, 2008 - 9:02am.
Poor Sock-Monkey...
Chris, we all have our guilty pleasures in crappy movies! I've got at least a 100 dvds that I am actually angry at myself for buying! But sometimes someone comes over and professes their love for a movie I detest. I happily wave goodbye when I see them heading out the door with it clutched in their hands!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
OMG!!! If I were Miley I would be humiliated with my teeny bopper voice next to (most of) those talented chicks....SHE SUCKS and I think she's seeing the light at the end of the tunnel....Yup...the Rehab train's a comin'.....
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 6, 2008 - 11:37am.
There was a time when I thought that Beyonce was actually pretty talented. Of course, there was also a time where my fecal matter was a source of much curiosity as well.
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*looks around at other D-listers*
I think that still goes for lots of us on here. xD
*bloop*
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
No way in hell is that fugly ass ho playing the truly talented Etta James! Who the fuck gave her the rights for that, her dad?! I am actually outraged.
As for the performance...
Both Mariah Carey and Leona Lewis sounded like two scared mice being forced to sing.
Fergie sounded like she was trying to channel Gwen Stefani on Crystal Meth.
Miley must have stumbled on stage and decided to join in because no way could she have been invited to sing on the same stage as Mary J Blige.
Bunch of whoring asshats.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 6, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Well, to be fair, there is Beyonce, and then there is Sasha - her alter ego. Who can be sure just who exactly we're looking at here?
There was a time when I thought that Beyonce was actually pretty talented. Of course, there was also a time where my fecal matter was a source of much curiosity as well.
I think that there are real parallels between toilet training and the conditioning of one's rejection of one's feces, and the realisation that most of these people are complete hacks.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Here is a close up of Beyonce's head (with her regular weave):
http://www.bossip.com/uploaded_images/beyonce21-734163.jpg
PS. Even little kids think Miley can't sing. My daughter told me that was her appeal, intially (in little kid words) that whe was just this super-average kid with a secret "star" life.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 7, 2008 - 1:27am.
I liked it, but then I have a low-brow sense of humor. I'm sure if I saw it now, I'd just roll my eyes.
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
Exactly how many wigs does this chick own?