Blanche Deveraux Is Going To Be Pissed
What in the "mother of the bride" hell is sleeping on Beyonce's head? Wake it up with a stick. Be careful though, because it might bite your ass. It looks a little hostile.
Beyonce is playing Etta James in a new movie and I guess she decided to keep the act going by wearing her Etta wig during a performance at Fashion Rocks last night. The wig looks more like a cross between Blanche Deveraux and Nancy Reagan. And it looks like wet cornstarch is the only thing keeping that wig on.
You know Solange was cackling backstage with her pocket mouse friend. Solange shouldn't have laughed though. Beyonce already got her ass earlier in the night. More on that later.
During Fashion Rocks, Beyonce joined Mimi, Mary J. Blige, Miley Cyrus and a bunch of other hos to warble through some song called "Just Stand Up." The performance aired during last night's "Stand Up to Cancer" benefit. Basically, except for Mary J. Blige, they all sounded like they had horny hamsters in their throats. When Mary opened her mouth, they all should have politely excused themselves and allowed her to sing the rest. I think Beyonce's wig was trying to make a run for it.
Miley Cyrus should not be allowed to sing....ever again. Bitch sounded like The Chipettes gone reggae. Not a pretty sound.
Here's more pics of Beyonce at Fashion Rocks last night. She also performed with a big fat douche named Justin Timberlake. He should really just go sit in the corner and fuck a bowl of Wheaties.
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offtopic - angel, how do you find the smog in to? I have vivid memories of spending a day downtown shopping only to come home, blow my nose and wonder at all the brown and black yuck in the kleenex.
off to bike around the sea wall for the afternoon, and to check out all the nice grain-fed local men in spandex. :D
@ angel
hahah
yeah.
pianissimo isn't an instrument!
i wonder how many popular musicians can even read sheet music?
Submitted by TITS on September 6, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Why oh Why oh Why does every sound out of a singers mouth have to ULTRA HEAVY with , trills, highnotes, and inflections?
emotion
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I took out emotion becuz that's exactly why. They don't study anything about music, they don't read or educate themselves to learn about universal symbols or deep expression or storytelling. They just trade that up for "fancy".
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
what, jennifer hudson wasn't avaliable? anybody with talent?
Miley , fergie and Rihanna should have keep their mouth closed and let the real singers sing they ruined the performance
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Why oh Why oh Why does every sound out of a singers mouth have to ULTRA HEAVY with emotion, trills, highnotes, and inflections?
Can't they just fucking sing without grandstanding on EVERY FUCKING NOTE? I was listening to an acoustic version of Creep yesterday and he only went 'up' in one section of the song - it was so powerfully done and well balanced with the remainder of the piece that it made the hairs on my arms stand on end.
the only one that didn't go over the top was that fergie woman. Too bad she's can't stop trying to be black. Makes her seem like nothing but a joke.
I bet the little girl went home thinking she did really well.
and hello back to the LCT!
I am going to play this song out loud for my husband. He'll just love this!
Wow, Miley just killed it. It was okay with all the mediocrity and then her whiny childish voice just cut through like nails on a chalkboard.
Wow.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Basically, except for Mary J. Blige, they all sounded like they had horny hamsters in their throats. MK
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I love me some Mary. Why was Miley on the stage?! Fergie was doing her usual yeah yeah yeah.
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
that was truly awful, they should of let the singers sing and kept the other "entertainers" i.e. people with no real talent off the stage, why was miley even chosen??
i didn't even recognize most of those people
Miley better come up with some other way to sing because the way she sings is so whiney and childish
Beyonce:
Don King called and wants his freakin hair back.
and you will NEVER be etta james. NEVER. Etta had (and still has) and amazinig voice and was very cute and appealing. YOU ARE NOT.
and although i am not a fan of her music MJB is a damn good singer.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
PS. The song sucks. PPS. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall during that rehearsal, not that the divas probably showed up to rehearse.
This is kind of late but HIIIII everyone. Happy Skidsurday.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I'm surprised Mimi didn't drag Leona Lewis, the Mimi impersonator, down by her hair. Although they were far apart. Yeah poor Rhi Rhi. Not only did she have crappy singing lines she also had to sing them with Miley.
It was also interesting that Miley and Fergie got the most applause during their parts. Everyone sang well except Miley. She brought that performance down.
Of course Bouncey will be lip-synching the Etta James music. What an atrocity this beotch is!
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Bitch, you are no Etta James.
I'm sorry, but Beyonce as Etta James? What the hell is this world coming to?
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Gonnab - I know it's awful. It was supposed to move then I couldn't download it. I need to look for a new one, stat.
It's a decent song but they over killed in my opinion especially with Mylie singing only God could understand. They should have just relegated the project to a few good voices. Just like "That's what friends are for" . It only had 4 great voices: Dionne, Stevie, Elton and Gladys. Wow. NOW that was a great song. Hard to believe it's over 25 years old now. Came out in 1985 to benefit AIDS.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Putas- Yer avie skeers me.
Oh- and if I fucking had cancer listening to that little shit wail 'Things get betta, WHATEVAAA' would drive to me to shoot the tv. Cancer gets betta, WHATEVA? Really, Miley? Just atrocious.
That telethon musical medley shit is gay. We are the World shit. Please. All those bitches probably want to scratch each others eyes out and Miley Cyrus stood out with her flat man voice. Good lord.
Sad thing is this shlock probably took months and months to coordinate and hundreds of people to pull it off
Submitted by boomsy on September 6, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Understood and agreed. I don't think she's terrible- just not incredible.
her wig frightens me.
And Thanks Angel_I and speakit....
BigL......sure. I can be an opinionated bitch, I am the first one to admit this! heehee
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
Thanks PSL....
BigL, do NOT feel stupid. I am not implying that you are. Yes, as angel said, I am opinionated, but I do not think you are stupid. I hate "prolly" also.....you make intelligent comments here, and you should be proud of them.
:)
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I ask myself, is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and misery? And each time I feel like this inside, there's one thing I want to know- what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding?
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 6, 2008 - 1:06pm
ITA with you, but companies see B as the 'whole package' and therefore minimal talent like hers will unfortunately be more attractive to those trying to make money.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
ARGH, NATASHA BEDINGFIELD!
Bitch, when the rest of the group are dressed in black, why would you turn up in a pair of white trousers?
Annoying bint.
Her and her brother were famous in Britain for blabbing on about JEEEEEEEZUS in interviews. I'm almost certain her management told her to stick a fist in her pie hole eventually.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Pitting Jennifer Hudson and Beyonce against each other, Dreamgirls just proved how unexceptional Beyonce's voice is. I will say however that she can carry a tune better than half of those other slags making music videos though.
First time I heard "My bad" was from the movie clueless. The director said she likes to introduce new or unpopular slang into her movies and see if it catches on. She used "Skoch" in a later moview with Jason Biggs- forget movie name. Anyway- Not as popular.
Oh, and MK, I loved the first paragraph of this piece. LMAO
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Jesus God, Miley CANNOT SING!!! Fergie sounded like shit too, but nothing compared to "Things get bettaaaaaaaaa, whatevaaaaaaaaaa!" I want to kick her in her chipmunk cheeks!
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Off topic: I use all kinds of stupid phrases like 'my bad'. It's fun. And if you trust IQ, I'm not stupid.
Still off topic: Men drive me crazy.
Hey is Beyonce FINALLY wearing her wedding ring? It's about time.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
I will never ever forget Beyonce performing at the MTV awards singing Ring the Alarm, OMG that gave me goose bumps. She was amazing.. Me thinks so!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
You soft furry friends sleep well, and enjoy the day!! I'm eating a Krystal Chick, and there is only one teeny tiny pickle on it the size of a dime.. I've been fooled once again! *stakes out burger joint* mmmm joint, gives me an idea!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Peace out FatMartha: I got scoot, myself, already!
See you later, hos!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
what's that other performance with beyonce in the yellow dress? Im trying to look it up.
Submitted by boomsy on September 6, 2008 - 1:52pm.
White pants girl I believe was Natasha Beddingfield or however you spell her name.
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Yeah - I don't think I"m ever gonna need to know that one lol. PS. wearing white pants is prolly one of the most obnoxious things she could have done in that setting.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Big L on September 6, 2008 - 1:49pm.
PSL...I'm not a toddler, and I'm pretty intelligent...
but now I'm letting you make me feel stupid.
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Don't feel stupid!
It's one of my favourite things to act and sound like a ditz and watch people fall over themselves tryna make fun of me! Embrace your silly words!
And maybe it doesn't work for PSL but she's just opinionated - not oppressive! IMnsHO.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Fuckery!!!! miley is a real winner! *snickers* I'm embarassed to even listen to her sing! You guys are totally right! I just listened to this, WTF????? she sings like a dumb 4 year old.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Ughhh, today is a sleepy Saturday. Methinks I'm gonna go back to bed, even though I woke up less than three hours ago.... Peace out all! BBL!
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Keep on keepin' on.
For all you haters, it's....Bible In a Minute!
White pants girl I believe was Natasha Beddingfield or however you spell her name.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
@angel_i: I'm just glad to have proof for the world that Miley Cyrus's voice is AWFUL.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Now I know who I'm talking about - I can say that I think Beyawnsay sounded like a poor man's Leona Lewis.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
PSL...I'm not a toddler, and I'm pretty intelligent...
but now I'm letting you make me feel stupid.
Miley sounded like shit. I felt sorry for Rhianna because she made her sound bad because she had to sing with her. I would have been pissed if I were riri.
Beyonce clearly had the best voice, the purest. Her and Carrie Underpants.
Fergie -- damn I thought she could sing but next to real singers she sound like shit.