Saturday, September 6th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Dorae Saunders - Tina Turner impersonator, contestant on "America's Got Talent" and the owner of two gorgeous cholita eyebrows. The chola revolution continues!
For Kelly
i dont care if he's/she's lip-synching or not! i love it! my only problem with this clip is this: what in the bloody fucking hell is The Hoff doing judging a talent contest?! oh, yea, i forgot he sings..my bad.
The fugliest person on the planet, yuck!
Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 6, 2008 - 3:08pm.
At first glance, I thought it was Aretha Franklin!
...me too!!!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Awww, low-rent Tina is nowhere near as cool as Britney. And both of them suck in comparison to BoyShakira!
Nerdology - Advice, recommendations, and praise for Nerds.
I totaly love Dorae Saunders!
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
At first glance, I thought it was Aretha Franklin! Those eyebrows just blow me away! She did an alright TT impersonation, the Shitney boy was better. Is he/she still in the competition, I wonder?
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Her look is extreme but she's not afraid of the glam. I'll give her that. Kind of reminds me of my friend's mom a giant Brazilian woman. She would drive her kids to school in a bathrobe but always, always had a slash of red lipstick and a turban on, eyes done. House could be on fire and she'd have that down. Loved her.
This makes me laugh and giggle like a little girl. No idea why it just does.
I liked her a lot. It's too bad she's only lip synching. (I didn't even know until one of the judges mentioned it.)
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P.U.M.A.
I do not like her. i loved the Britney impersonator, I wished she wasn't voted off already. *sighs*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
God, I love the commentors on this site. You guys seriously crack me up. Good afternoon from New York.
"Easy Bake Oven, Eat that Muffin..." - Furious George
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 6, 2008 - 10:12am.
Morning Deb!
i second your siggy.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Good Morning Everyone!
**rubs eye boogers from self with knuckles**
I was trying to figure out the topic to day and the best I can figure, It's about Get Laid Friday (GLF). I think my siggie speaks for itself...
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RUSTED SHUT. WILL WORK FOR PEENIES!
El B.,
*works on the small of the back*
Football?? In American we call it Bananas and we are reluctant to play. ;-)
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I BET IF SOMEONE KICKED ME IN THE BALLS AND PUT SOME BACKGROUND MUSIC BEHIND ME, I WOULD SOUND JUST LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERFAG!! - jim
Submitted by Clarisse on September 6, 2008 - 3:49pm.
Lower, lower! :o)
I've worked my nagglers off today! Now watching Football....duh, keep forgetting, SOCCER!
WooHoo Ireland just scored!!
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
El B.,
*warms oil in hands, rubs B.'s shoulders*
Sorry El B., I meant my contacts in Europe do not work weekends....and they get about 12 weeks for holiday.
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I BET IF SOMEONE KICKED ME IN THE BALLS AND PUT SOME BACKGROUND MUSIC BEHIND ME, I WOULD SOUND JUST LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERFAG!! - jim
Happy Cooter Saturday!!!! Smellier the better!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 2 week old haddock *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffff* ahhhhhhh *thud*
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Morning Martha my dear!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Submitted by Clarisse on September 6, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Boob3rries!
I'd rather have gotten the pipe, yeah!
Plus side, Europe/China do not work weekends, so today should be smooooth sailing!
*insert porn music*
Europe doesnt work weekends??????? Tell that to my aching jointz!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :o)
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
See? If hubby had gotten the pipe (the other one, the naturalist one) I might have had a chance of glorifying Get Laid Friday. Instead I got a movie with Jack Black and a mini argument about how playing guitar and singing is bad at 3 am when everyone wants to sleep (it makes me paranoid, we have extremely bitchy neighbors).
Hubby is the guitar playah. I'm the barker.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
*falls out of bunk, crawls to computer*
Urgle-gurgle blahhhh.
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Keep on keepin' on.
Boob3rries!
I'd rather have gotten the pipe, yeah!
Plus side, Europe/China do not work weekends, so today should be smooooth sailing!
*insert porn music*
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I BET IF SOMEONE KICKED ME IN THE BALLS AND PUT SOME BACKGROUND MUSIC BEHIND ME, I WOULD SOUND JUST LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERFAG!! - jim
HE/SHE was also featured in a really good documentary back in 2006 about the Drag Queen pageant held in Las Vegas last year. It's call Trantasia. Chola Eyebrows galore...and so much more!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQij_8Ud_U0
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Why would anyone - male, female, unsure - want eyebrows like Divine?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 6, 2008 - 9:36am.
No sexay times for you but at least you had BOOZE man....sheesh
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Boob3rries!!
Mornin love! No sex for me last night. =(
I ended up working until LATE so i could do a tele-con with China. Left here CRANKY! So we drank!
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I BET IF SOMEONE KICKED ME IN THE BALLS AND PUT SOME BACKGROUND MUSIC BEHIND ME, I WOULD SOUND JUST LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERFAG!! - jim
CLARISSE!
MWAH!
Did Get Laid Friday fly for you, girl?
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
SEXY!....What? Got a penis you say? Damn! Well.....
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
ZiggyStardust!
Beyonce has a new do!!! HIDEOUS!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr5mvNPyV1I
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I BET IF SOMEONE KICKED ME IN THE BALLS AND PUT SOME BACKGROUND MUSIC BEHIND ME, I WOULD SOUND JUST LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERFAG!! - jim
Meh. was he singing or just lipsinging.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 6, 2008 - 9:28am.
oh no sweetie! I know! I gotta sleep too!!
I just wish we all had the same time zone...or yeah makes sense? I can't really think straight but you're a smart girl! I know you get me!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 6, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Buenos Dias, Michael!!
Heya all.
Good morning/afternoon Dreamy! When everyone went to bed and the convo turned boring, I needed you there! But HEY!
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Hey!!!!!
Lol, sorry, but i gotta sleep! I will be staying up really, really late Sunday night though.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Submitted by Hekki on September 6, 2008 - 11:25am.
I thought I recognized this HSOTD! From the movie "TranTasia"! (It's a documentary, not a porno!)
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Right--and "Dungeons & Drag Queens" is a historical drama, not a porno.
I thought I recognized this HSOTD! From the movie "TranTasia"! (It's a documentary, not a porno!)
Talk about your tear-jerker/feel-good movie... Those trannies will break your heart, make you laugh, annoy your ass and make you cheer.
Yo~! I nominate that hot mess teen tranny "Johnnyboy" for the next HS~ He is so annoying its funny as fuck!!!
I love his line: "Instead of being on your hands and knees sucking penis, you need to be on your hands and knees praising jesus!"
JOHNNYBOY 4 HSOTM!!!---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TfIe4RjtaM
Buenos Dias, Michael!!
Heya all.
Good morning/afternoon Dreamy! When everyone went to bed and the convo turned boring, I needed you there! But HEY!
=)
I wish I was hungover...I would at least have an excuse.
This impersonator person cracks me up. I will watch the video AGAIN after I finally wake up and I will (might) have a better output here.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 6, 2008 - 4:08pm.
I think he's still lifting his skirt and flashing his little beanie weenie at who ever has a camera phone. Which means, he's been downgraded to working the corner. *shrug*
Hi! Dreamy!
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Hey Sockey!!
Lmao! :0)
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Nice Nipple shot when she gets out of that floating chair.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 6, 2008 - 11:03am.
Whay happened to that Unfitney impersonator?? How far did he get???
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I think he's still lifting his skirt and flashing his little beanie weenie at who ever has a camera phone. Which means, he's been downgraded to working the corner. *shrug*
Hi! Dreamy!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Whay happened to that Unfitney impersonator?? How far did he get???
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
She is rivaling Beyonce's reign of most annoying Tina Turner wannabe.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone