Friday, September 5th 2008
Brit Brit Is Rehearsing For Something
MSN got a hold of this video of our Lady of Cheetos shaking her fried ham hocks and whipping her seaweed weave around during a rehearsal for something. It could be for the VMAs, it could be for a concert or it could be for the opening of a Chik-Fil-A. Who knows. She actually looks like she gives two Frapps.
Just in case she is performing at the VMAs this Sunday, we should all make this Cheeto recipe in her honor. I know I've posted Cheeto recipes in the past, but this one is extra special! It will probably make your asshole explode and melt your toilet, but it will be worth it. Click here to get the recipe for Flaming Hot Cheeto Loaf.
Thanks Julie
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Submitted by luckycharms on September 5, 2008 - 6:13pm.
I think she really got raked over the coals. I would bet all my money she probably had a bad case of post-partem depression after having two babies back to back at such a young age. She definitely wasn't/isn't bipolar. True (not fake or fabricated) bipolar is indisputable and easily recognized by extreme highs followed by very extreme lowes. Almost catatonic, if not completely. She was out every day, rambling around. She wouldn't have been doing that if she had true manic depression. Anyone who has ever had a loved one with real bipolar know exactly what I am talking about.
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Yeah, dude. There would have been weeks where we wouldn't have seen her at all.
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God damn - what is Shitters going to do when she hits thirty???
Can't keep this stupid pop- tart bullshit going forever.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 5, 2008 - 6:11pm.
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She should only put it on her album as just a bonus track if she does it for every country. I hate when artists only put a certain song on certain CDs in certain countries because I never get the extra song I like! I'm still irked JT's "Pose" with Snoop Dogg wasn't released in the US - that song was great to dance to.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
I think she really got raked over the coals. I would bet all my money she probably had a bad case of post-partem depression after having two babies back to back at such a young age. She definitely wasn't/isn't bipolar. True (not fake or fabricated) bipolar is indisputable and easily recognized by extreme highs followed by very extreme lowes. Almost catatonic, if not completely. She was out every day, rambling around. She wouldn't have been doing that if she had true manic depression. Anyone who has ever had a loved one with real bipolar know exactly what I am talking about.
PSL - I was thinking maybe she'd have another totally shitty performance, then I realized, I really don't care that much, and it will be all over the internets the next day.
So pfffffffffffft on the VMA's.
Submitted by zomay on September 5, 2008 - 6:11pm.
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ROFLMAO!!! You've got the loon speak down ;-)
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
U IZ ALL GELLIS HATERZ BRITNEY IS THE GODDESS OF USA AND HER FAMILY IS THE FACE OF AMERICA. AND JUST LIKE YOU PEEPLE SHE IS HUMIN AND HAS UPS OR DOWNS. SO GIVE MY SWEET LADY THE PROPS SHE IS THE BEST MOST AWSUMEST PERFOORMER FUCK ALLZ U BITCHEZ
MCKAIN FOR PREZ!!!
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
I hope so because that'd be awesome! It's like, "take that, Beyonce!" LOL
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Beyawnce would be so jealous! Haha. The song would soooo hot! Please, God, let Christina put on her album! Even as a bonus track!
Unfitney Vs Christina? I thought this was 2008, not 1999.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 5, 2008 - 5:52pm
Oh Honey, it's Anderson Cooper! How could you not? L♥ve you right back!!!
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!
Submitted by Pernicious on September 5, 2008 - 3:07pm.
She's still stuck in 1999 and it makes Jesus cry
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and that is EXACTLY why I refer to her as "Brit Van Winkle".
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 5, 2008 - 6:08pm.
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LOL!!! Poor Brit and her crazy weave :(
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
M.E., what would there be to watch anyway?
I don't think MTV has played a video in 3 years.....and I think it's been that long since I stopped on that sucky channel!
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
omg , people dont compared Britney whit Christina , Britney is a entertainer Christina is a singer , Britney dance and talks Christina sings, Britney has been divorced two times had her two kids taken away haves a crazy weave and haves a lot of issues Christinas biggest issues is looking like a tranny clown
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
She's an excellent dancer.
I love her and all, but thought I'd give the BritDisdainers a little fun fuel - anybody here remember that film Rainman, Dustin Hoffman & That Nutcase $cientology Dude? When Hoffman, the autistic, wants to drive the car, insisting that he can 'cause his dad told him he was an excellent driver.
"I'm an excellent driver. Driver. I'm an excellent dancer..."
Sorry Brit, I love ya but I couldn't help it!
MRS KRAVITZ THAT GUY IS A FUCKING FOOL, THEY WON'T MAKE THE PLAYOFFS...CUBS VS. ANGELS..
YANKEES SUCK!!
IF I DANGLE A CHEETO FROM MY CAR WILL BRIT BRIT CHASE IT LIKE A DOG??
She needs to do a couple more crunches if she plans on baring her midriff again. But seriously, she needs to just sit her ass down and read to her kids, nobody wants to see her anymore. She's still stuck in 1999 and it makes Jesus cry
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 5, 2008 - 5:59pm.
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I hope so because that'd be awesome! It's like, "take that, Beyonce!" LOL
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
*yawns*
I wont be watching this year.
Submitted by WTF on September 5, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Why doesn't she just accept that she's over. Just retire already.
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Because she's think & Jive wont to get as much $$$$$$$ from her as they can.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
Why doesn't she just accept that she's over. Just retire already.
She's looking much better than normal, but why does she insist on showing off her belly?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
At least Britney's performances are entertaining... Aguilera's performances would only be entertaining if her dick got loose and she had to tuck it back again.
JIM--
Tom Morgan from 1800-sports predicts the New York Yankees winning their 27th World Championship Series! "The Yankees are healthy and will always play their fall game at its finest!"-Tom Morgan
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 5, 2008 - 5:50pm.
*looks around excitedly*
*pokes LCT in the boob*
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Oh hey, did you find any crumbs while you were down there? My sandwich was messy.
*pokes Clarisse in the buttcheek*
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on September 5, 2008 - 6:00pm.
Shitney needs to retire, move to Louisiana and open a fried chicken stand.
Cheeto fried chicken
Shitney needs to retire, move to Louisiana and open a fried chicken stand.
Chances are she's going to LIP SYNC so why is she half-assing it with the dancing?
SPAGHETTICAT for Vice President!!! He has executive experience.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 5, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Is that song that she and Premier did with Aretha gonna make the cut? 'Cause that would be great!
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The story goes that Christina didn't record her vocals in time for the song to be on Aretha's album. (she must have been busy or something)
It could well end up on the new album (after the GH has been released)
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
You guys are pretty rough on her...(holy crap, did i just type that??)
HERE I GO!
WELL SHOOOOOOOOOOOOIEE! YALL GUYZ ARE SO MEAN AND LIKE WELL BRITNEY IS REALLY WORKIN HRD 2 MAKE YOUZALLZ LOVE HER AGAINZ. CANT BE HAPPYZ UNLEZ SHE FALLZ ON HER CHEETO! POOOOTY ON UR H8TR TALKZ, IMMA GO GET ME A FRAPP! HI-YAH!
heheheheh...i need a drinkie.
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 5, 2008 - 2:55pm.
However, her time has passed. She is OVER. I wish she'd just fucking accept that.
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She's pulling a Sunset Boulevard.
Joe Gillis: You're Britney Spears. You used to be in music videos. You used to be big.
Spears: I *am* big. It's the *music videos* that got small.
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
I just find it laughable that as a society we treat some of these celebrities the same as you would treat someone mentally retarded or disabled.
Like,"OMG, thats so amazing. Shes using her fork all on her own!" or "Wow, she bathed! Shes absolutely stunning." Its the fans like this who find no problem with her past behavior responsible for feeding her pathetic narcissistic personality disorder.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 5, 2008 - 5:55pm.
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I have four of her songs on my iPod - they're fun to workout too.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
LOCK....CLEVELAND VS. DALLAS...TAKE THE OVER
*runs away*
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 5, 2008 - 5:54pm.
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Is that song that she and Premier did with Aretha gonna make the cut? 'Cause that would be great!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Or it could be just a general rehearsal for no particular reason. I've seen stranger things happen than an old rock star picking up his guitar for the hell of it.
hey, I love a lot of Britney's songs...they are fun.
However, her time has passed. She is OVER. I wish she'd just fucking accept that.
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Cause what you give to me, no one knows
-Queens of The Stone Age
L<3ve sketticat
Kisses
Same old crap, different day.
Submitted by Snowblood on September 5, 2008 - 2:47pm.
She'll be back, just not in the same way she was in the first part of her once illustrious young career.
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I think she has a perfectly fine career ahead of her as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 5, 2008 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 5, 2008 - 5:44pm.
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LMAO!!!! Who do you think'll make a surprise appearance on Chris's new album?
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I would love it if Linda & Christina sang together. Or if Etta James, that would rock.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
ehem...her body looks great...her hair must be washed
Wow, love it! I wonder if this is her next new single or just a new song she recorded. The girl can still dance!
L♥VE SPAGHETTICAT on September 5, 2008 - 5:48pm
I ♥ u.
Damn I shoulda used a heart...
...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Kp on September 5, 2008 - 2:49pm.
When did the world somehow get the idea that Britney was EVER talented? Doesnt it require at least a little bit of it to justify a comeback?
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ok, there it is, BINGO!!!! THE AWFUL TRUTH!!!
Word, Kp, W-O-R-D
*does happy dance*
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
*looks around excitedly*
*pokes LCT in the boob*
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I BET IF SOMEONE KICKED ME IN THE BALLS AND PUT SOME BACKGROUND MUSIC BEHIND ME, I WOULD SOUND JUST LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERFAG!! - jim
When did the world somehow get the idea that Britney was EVER talented? Doesnt it require at least a little bit of it to justify a comeback?
Damn... I hate being at work because I have to wait until I get home to watch videos... well, I'm sure it'll be an effin' disaster, just like last year...
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 5, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Shit, anyone looks fat in clothes that are too small.
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*notices muffin top...runs off to change*
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?