Friday, September 5th 2008
Brit Brit Is Rehearsing For Something
MSN got a hold of this video of our Lady of Cheetos shaking her fried ham hocks and whipping her seaweed weave around during a rehearsal for something. It could be for the VMAs, it could be for a concert or it could be for the opening of a Chik-Fil-A. Who knows. She actually looks like she gives two Frapps.
Just in case she is performing at the VMAs this Sunday, we should all make this Cheeto recipe in her honor. I know I've posted Cheeto recipes in the past, but this one is extra special! It will probably make your asshole explode and melt your toilet, but it will be worth it. Click here to get the recipe for Flaming Hot Cheeto Loaf.
Thanks Julie
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Nova girl: I just had to go back two pages to find your rant, there are tooo tooo many comments on Shitney but I do appreciate your effort to support her in her time of flubber.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
*grumble*
Since when is hopping around like that, grabbing your crotch and throwing your fist in the air dancing?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 5, 2008 - 6:46pm.
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It depends - if she actually stays medicated and promotes this single, it could be a hit. Never underestimate Brit's fans who're still stuck in this chick's heyday.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
She needs to go away already.
Forever.
@QC:
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/9/3/1406172/13%20Justin%20Timberlake%2...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
The "music" you hear in the back ground is her new "single" (aka flop) 'Underground.'
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
HAHA Sugaroo
Sugaroo for HSOTD.. It could be hot boobs of the day, but I haven't seem them yet *blinks*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
i IZ TINKIN OF BREWSKIS.....MMMMMMMMMMMMM YUMMERS.
BRITS TUMMY REMINDS ME OF BEER.
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
Oklahoma!!!
xoxoxo
Meh. Shitney doesn't know how to dance anymore. Not like she ever knew. I only see the same old tired boot moves as usual. Meh.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Okie, you ain't right, you perv! ;-)
Tiptoe thru the pot leaves.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by luckycharms on September 5, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 6:33pm.
had a thought in my head that I wanted to post to you two and I completely forgot.
Sowwy =(
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OMG that is funny. Just have another drink. My ass is walking to the package store now for a pint of Smirnoff. Now way I would think about driving.
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We owe my mental lagoon to hubby, phoning me from the office to announce his return and promising sexy times after a hot steamy shower.
But a bit after that I remembered and the post is there.
Mwah! and regarding the drink, what wouldn't I fucking give for one...but I am too much of a baby as the only extra thing I asked for dinner was 'A bottle of Coke please, Daddy?'
Slap me, all of you. Maybe I'll wake up and force hubby back to the store for some alcohol.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
@Nova: HAHAHAHA!!!!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Relax, don't do it, When ya wanna CUUUUMM!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I go into my crazy i luv brit rant in all caps and i get nothing???? PFFT. all that work wasted...you H8TRS...lol. *sticks out tongue* :P
yeah..brit sucks. I knowz it.
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
Submitted by angel_i on September 5, 2008 - 6:39pm.
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Fuck me, he SINGS?! I thought he was just talking on beat.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
@QC: LOL! JT is, like, a way better puppet star than Britney. I swear to you he only sings three (ok 5 - I'm still listening;p) notes in this song. It's good and funky tho.
edited to add: I got it from limewire (free).
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Kp on September 5, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Woah sugaroo! No need for nasty name calling. Unless of course its directed towards shitters.
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She did it first! *whining*
Shitters = Roland D. LeBay!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 5, 2008 - 11:32pm.
DAE - YOU relax, bitch.
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Relax? When there's a new Xtina song to dance like a luntic to?
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 5, 2008 - 11:34pm.
:0)
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 6:33pm.
had a thought in my head that I wanted to post to you two and I completely forgot.
Sowwy =(
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OMG that is funny. Just have another drink. My ass is walking to the package store now for a pint of Smirnoff. Now way I would think about driving.
Submitted by angel_i on September 5, 2008 - 6:35pm.
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Thank you! *squeals and prays angel can find and post my song*
I love u!!!!!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Step, step, turn, turn, flop hair, step, turn, hunch, hunch, hunch, step, turn, step, turn, flop hair.
OH GOD yes. About the bipolar disorder.
I wanted to say that you two are correct. Hubby's stepmom is bipolar AND manic depressive.
NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE to this bitch's behavior. Some crazy shit alright, but not this fuckery.
And it's sad. Very sad, because when they are in the middle of it all, not low or high, they are straight out zombies with no notion whatsoever of any sort of reality.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 5, 2008 - 6:32pm.
DAE - YOU relax, bitch.
Woah sugaroo! No need for nasty name calling. Unless of course its directed towards shitters.
@QC: I'll let you know as soon as I find something legit - I might be able to post it somewheres for you to grab.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Hekki on September 5, 2008 - 6:22pm.
The song wasn't that bad - the dancing was fine, but I think I spotted some of her old moves in there. I mean, really, are there ANY new dance moves to be discovered at this point?
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OMG, yes!!! Dance is SO exciting right now...it's just been getting moreso over the last few years. Clubs (and basements and school gyms and yards) are hopping with all kinds of exquisite action! Don't let the Boot Moves fool you! Dance is alive and well!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 5, 2008 - 6:27pm.
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Hear, hear!!!
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Submitted by angel_i on September 5, 2008 - 6:29pm.
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You are?! :( I'm jellis.
Where'd you find it?
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 5, 2008 - 6:28pm
haha its cool. His second cousin is Vanilla Ice! Britney could always marry him. For some reason I feel like they were meant to be together.
Submitted by angel_i on September 5, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on September 5, 2008 - 6:13pm.
I had a thought in my head that I wanted to post to you two and I completely forgot.
Sowwy =(
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by Linzee on September 5, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 5, 2008 - 6:25pm.
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She was being sarcastic.
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My mistake. I was wrong.
DAE - YOU relax, bitch.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 5, 2008 - 11:25pm.
I'm she was joking. Bitch relax.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
@QueenCharisma:
Ok - so I"m currently downloading two versions - I'll let you know how it goes:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Sorry Kp! lol
yes, Sugaroo- relax....Zomay was making fun of the idiot posters....
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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it
If there's a remedy, I'll run from it
-Diana Ross "Love Hangover"
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 5, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by Pernicious on September 5, 2008 - 3:07pm.
She's still stuck in 1999 and it makes Jesus cry
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and that is EXACTLY why I refer to her as "Brit Van Winkle".
Noooo! Dont say that...That is my bf's last name :-/
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 5, 2008 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 5, 2008 - 6:11pm.
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She should only put it on her album as just a bonus track if she does it for every country. I hate when artists only put a certain song on certain CDs in certain countries because I never get the extra song I like! I'm still irked JT's "Pose" with Snoop Dogg wasn't released in the US - that song was great to dance to.
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ITA - Really pisses me off when artists do that.
Share & share alike!!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 5, 2008 - 6:25pm.
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She was being sarcastic.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 5, 2008 - 3:37pm.
What happened to Get Laid Friday?
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I don't know about anyone else, but I participated...heehee...:)
Ivana, Britney is NOT the next Madonna. Madonna is shrewd, Britney is borderline s-l-o-w.
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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it
If there's a remedy, I'll run from it
-Diana Ross "Love Hangover"
Submitted by zomay on September 5, 2008 - 6:12pm.
U IZ ALL GELLIS HATERZ BRITNEY IS THE GODDESS OF USA AND HER FAMILY IS THE FACE OF AMERICA. AND JUST LIKE YOU PEEPLE SHE IS HUMIN AND HAS UPS OR DOWNS. SO GIVE MY SWEET LADY THE PROPS SHE IS THE BEST MOST AWSUMEST PERFOORMER FUCK ALLZ U BITCHEZ
MCKAIN FOR PREZ!!!
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Has anyone told you recently that you're an asshole? Yeah? Five minutes ago? Okay, well here it is again.
You
Are
A
Flaming
Douchebag
None of those dance moves are new. It's her same tired bullshit "moves".
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
angel_i :)
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The song wasn't that bad - the dancing was fine, but I think I spotted some of her old moves in there. I mean, really, are there ANY new dance moves to be discovered at this point?
Her hair is ATROCIOUS, though.
Submitted by M.E.
Shitters still has her 16 year old mentality. She won't be 30 for another 14 years. In her mind anyway.
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True. Her stunted emotional state explains her decision to give full custody up to K-Fuck in exchange for "avoiding the messiness of a trial" on the issue. More time for herself, less time doing hard shit like real parenting.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 5, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Hey you and your avie aww between you and Euphoria with the Crayola avie made my day.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Britney, my dear...why can't I bash on you based on this video? Except for the fact that..umm..your choreography needs a little bit of...
FUCKING VARIETY, YOU CUNT!
What happened to Get Laid Friday?
I will keep supporting the festivity until the end of existance!
Or until I get laid then I will be busy to bitch about not getting laid and then...
..and then there's Crayola to make me happy.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by angel_i on September 5, 2008 - 6:18pm.
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I tried looking for it online and nobody had it :(
Or maybe I can't read and just missed it, which is also a big possibility.
Edited to add: MIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
I am not wasting my time on the vma I got by far better things to do. Christina will be there she will show how what talent is. miley who is 15 teen queen she don't even do the pop tart dance but old 27yo mother of 2 is still dancing like a 15 yo.
BYEEEEEE ZOMAY!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by zomay on September 5, 2008 - 6:17pm.
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Have a good weekend! XOXOXO
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 5, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 5, 2008 - 6:11pm.
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She should only put it on her album as just a bonus track if she does it for every country. I hate when artists only put a certain song on certain CDs in certain countries because I never get the extra song I like! I'm still irked JT's "Pose" with Snoop Dogg wasn't released in the US - that song was great to dance to.
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Um...don't you gots the internets, Mimi-lover? ;P
Seriously, tho- you could prolly find that online and own it pretty easily.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Linzee - Shitters still has her 16 year old mentality. She won't be 30 for another 14 years. In her mind anyway.
QueenCharisma I CAME BACK TO WISH ALL YOU HWORES A FABTASTIC WEEKEND. SEE YOU ALL LATERZ
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Britney is the next Madonna, she will figure something out!