Friday, September 5th 2008
Brit Brit Is Rehearsing For Something
MSN got a hold of this video of our Lady of Cheetos shaking her fried ham hocks and whipping her seaweed weave around during a rehearsal for something. It could be for the VMAs, it could be for a concert or it could be for the opening of a Chik-Fil-A. Who knows. She actually looks like she gives two Frapps.
Just in case she is performing at the VMAs this Sunday, we should all make this Cheeto recipe in her honor. I know I've posted Cheeto recipes in the past, but this one is extra special! It will probably make your asshole explode and melt your toilet, but it will be worth it. Click here to get the recipe for Flaming Hot Cheeto Loaf.
Thanks Julie
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*Dlisted does not discriminate against age!* lol.
Snowy....got the Mark/Wino song too!! Great minds listen to the same music...eh? lol.
Gosh, i only have 15 minutes left of this craphole work. lol. Then i get my babies and go homezzzzzz....WHEEEEEE!
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
Boob3rries you my widdle baby! I can't make hearts on this computer so "heart" "heart"
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Nova: in my mind you will always be 18...LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by angel_i on September 5, 2008 - 5:10pm.
She is seriously no better than a good 5 million (other) teenage girls.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 5, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Oh Dear God...see what we get for loving the peen instead of the taco, Nova?
(but I love my sexy times just the way they are...Viva Le Peen!)
Snowy, I don't..know if Nova is half your age, if I remember correctly that would put you at..66?
Cause THEN I am a THIRD your age! Now how cool is that? HUH??
Not as cool as seeing your own head explode...(sorry my brain is on 'titilante' vacation. Don't ask. I love you just the same. All of you..almost.)
And I must admit, based on the bashing of Britney that I am waiting for Bossy to come tell me that we DON'T KNOW HER AND HE COULD BE SO SWEET.
Sorry I'm still livid about that one.
back to my motto VIVA LE PEEN
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
yes, Nova, I do love me some MARK Ronson (samro not so much) Another cool song is the Smiths song he does on Version, the one that goes "Stop me oohho ho Stop Me, stop me if you think that you've heard this one before...
I love that song with Lily Allen and the one with Wino too,
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
ok snowy...so now im 20...THANKS!!! no but really...you is only 40? DAT IS YOUNG!!! ;P
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
i heart her!
Damn, you guys are busy up in here....
Hi Hobags!!! I am settling into my new moniker....
On T: Yea, she's a hot ass mess and all the PURPLE DRANK in the Free Toilet Bat World won't change that.
...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Havent heard that verson snowy...will have to look for it right now on limewire. I just uploaded Marks song he did with Lily Allen. Its awesome...called OH MY GOD. A song originally done by the Kaiser Chiefs. me lovz it. :D
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
Nova: LOL but I am! hoo haaa (40 that is not 80, LOL)
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
@ M.E. - Sleep well!
@ Nova - Yay! Wait & see, i'm sure she'll suprise us all!!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 5, 2008 - 7:07pm.
just because...
Just one thing I ask of you, just one thing for me
Please forget you know my name, my darling sugaroo
Shake it, shake it sugaroo, just dont tell them that you know me
Shake it, shake it sugaroo, just dont tell them that you know me
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*shaking bon bon*
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Half your age??? What are you...80?? lmao. ok..im not 40...phew.
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
@Angel: Thanks!!! Now if only I could figure out how to transfer this thing to my iPod...yes, I'm super slow.
@Dreamy: She'll never be 1.3 million in a week Britney ever again, but then again, what musician nowadays is? Hell, this single probably won't even do what "Toxic" did (wasn't that her last real, promoted single?). But I just have this feeling in the pit of my gut that her fans'll extend her 15 minutes just a tad bit longer.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
lmfao@boob3rries!!
Yup...i had same kinda night last night...only the mugs were my kids. or someting like dat. (full of misspellz 2day) lol.
I said...TV off at 7pm and the boys get their baths (one night of the week hubby is in charge of their needs so i can rest)...SOOOOOOO...at 7:20 they are still in the livingroom, the kids screaming and eating pizza...hubby sitting dere. He was like...howz i supposed to know the TV is off at 7...you only started that rule a month ago.
lol...he makes no sense...silly man.
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
oh Nova I like toxic too, we have the same taste in music and you are like 1/2 my age, what does that say about me, LOL
did you ever hear Mark Ronson's "version" of Toxic?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Cheerleader practice, not dancing.
Lame as hell as usual.
I pity the poor guy who has get close to her stinkiness. He looks like he nearly passed out from the stench coming from her.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Not this worthless,talentless, ugly HAG.She needs to retire to her double-wide, trailer park. The only people who give a damn about Shit Smears are psychotic people with POOR taste.
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She is seriously no better than a good 5 million (other) teenage girls.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Um . . . I thought she was pretty good?? Maybe still not VMA good, but at least high school talent show good (some of which really kick @$$, BTW). ** ducking for cover now **
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
M.E. goodnight mama! have a great weekend! ****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Isn't this basically the same tired routine she attempted to do at the VMAs last year??
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The key to true happiness in life is lots of small gifts!!
MsBabyDoll
How many more times do I have to witness Michael Jacksons 25 yr old dance routines from "Thriller" being repackaged and sold as hot and provocative?
EVERY one of these lip syncing poptwats continue to use that same routine Over&over&over&over....
Yawn..
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 5, 2008 - 4:06pm.
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Ok...for you DAE I will sit tight and wait to see. :D
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
Good night PSL, DAE, snowy!
just because...
Just one thing I ask of you, just one thing for me
Please forget you know my name, my darling sugaroo
Shake it, shake it sugaroo, just dont tell them that you know me
Shake it, shake it sugaroo, just dont tell them that you know me
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
(listening to TOXIC) *tap dancing feet under desk*
pfft! :P
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
It is SO true NOVA!
Like last night I bitched cause he brought me the red frosty mug instead of the blue one and then I said:
"how can you be so inconsiderate? HUH? this mug looks like dried old POOP...you iz MEAN, hubby."
To which he replied:
"How was I supposed to know you wanted the blue one, baby? I'm not a fucking mindreader!"
To which I THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD (?) -little snappy today..lack of Crayola- replied:
"Well..keeping in mind the simple fact that your wife's favorite color is fucking BLUE??"
And then I thought he was a tard. But THEN I realized I had married a man.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 6, 2008 - 12:01am.
Sorry, but im not liking Christina's "new image"...if it involves her clown makeup, peroxide locks and wonky tits. That just doesnt float my boat. Like her voice...but thats abou tit. (typo stays!)
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What she's doing now is not the image. It's the "inbetween" stage She's leaving Baby Jane behind, the new image well be shown on Sunday at the VMA's. New single, new album(s) - new look!!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
@snowpiece: YAY! Thank you! It was hard work - I want my 10 million dollars! lol.
anyhow - this is what I put. It's just simple cuz I figure once it's up there y'all can fix it if you like:
1. When Britney Spears goes out for a Frappucino and some Cheetos.
2. ComingBack comments
1. "Adnon! Ah'm hOngry! Less go get us sum Frapps and Cheetos, shan't we, luv?"
2. OKAY WOW IT FIGURES I'D BE BACK IN THIS CHAT AGAIN, Y'ALL YOU JELLUS H8TERS WILL BE FLAP SMACK SALLY WACK WHEN BRITNEY GETS HER BOOT MOVES IN THE TOILET BATS WITH TENNIS CANS!
by angel_i ♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Okay now today I saw REAL talent. Duran Duran was on Ellen. I've seen pics of them back in the 80s and they aged really well. They sound amazing. The three guys in the audience were as excited as the girls! LOL!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 5, 2008 - 11:48pm
I keep forgetting the whore has "fans". *shudders* By her standers (Did I just type that??!!) it wont a big hit. Not like oin her heyday.
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Submitted by M.E. on September 5, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Since the twat became a "star".
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
Xtina>>>>>>>>>>Shitney (clown makeup and all)****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Good luck boob3rries....guys just dont think THAT deep...lol. Trust..i know. ;P
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
Submitted by sharoninshape on September 5, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Xtina doesn't NEED to have her body back. She has talent. Britney and Alba's entire career rests on their bodies.
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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it
If there's a remedy, I'll run from it
-Diana Ross "Love Hangover"
lmao angel: I hope you saw my compliment on your avie, I can't remember what thread it was in but I LUB IT! RUMZ! looks pretty! you are a genius
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Sorry, but im not liking Christina's "new image"...if it involves her clown makeup, peroxide locks and wonky tits. That just doesnt float my boat. Like her voice...but thats abou tit. (typo stays!)
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
Im actually excited.. I hope she kicks ass and makes a good comeback.
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 5, 2008 - 4:59pm.
Well I asked for Coke but I hope he figures that one out for himself and brings me something bubbly and alcoholy.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 6:51pm.
can you imagine if we'd never had a comingback we wouldn't have nearly the vocab we do now to talk about Britz, I mean I feel like "boot moves" should at least be on Urban Dictionary if not in Websters.
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Ok. So i'm obviously a little hyperactive today. I just submitted it. When I figure out what happens next I'll let you guys into edit it:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Not TMI for me, but maybe yes cause I'm abstinent, have for the last 3 days and I am, as my mom would put it 'young and full of cum'.
And hubby is taking too long to get home and someone told me that today was GET LAID FRIDAY..
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It is! It is! Will he bring you booze?
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
yiooooooo :
SD? who dat?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
She is rehearsing for dancing with the stars 2009 , featuring: The voice of Chucky, Tiffani Amber Theissen, Chyna, Ashley Parker Angel, Phil Donahue, Phoebe Price, and...SHITNEY!
Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 3:49pm.
Nova girl: I just had to go back two pages to find your rant, there are tooo tooo many comments on Shitney but I do appreciate your effort to support her in her time of flubber.
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Tanks snowy lady...i put a lot of heart and misspellings into it. lol.
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
I Downloaded Pose from JT ft SD , is a ok song
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Why Briney is stuck in 1999 , Christina said she is debuting her new image at the vma when she perform her 2 new song. She said it all high fashion. Go christina, she a true artistb Britney cannot dance or sing . She talentless all she has is so called hot body that why she and her handlers are dying for her to get her body back but she no Jessica Alaba or Halle barry.
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 5, 2008 - 4:49pm.
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My boobs are hot only after I work out or have sex. And given how my husband makes love, they amount to the same thing!
TMI?
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Not TMI for me, but maybe yes cause I'm abstinent, have for the last 3 days and I am, as my mom would put it 'young and full of cum'.
And hubby is taking too long to get home and someone told me that today was GET LAID FRIDAY..
*waaaaaaaaaaaaahahaWAAAAAAAAAA
AAAHAAAAAAAAAiwantmymommywaaaaaaaah*
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
can you imagine if we'd never had a comingback we wouldn't have nearly the vocab we do now to talk about Britz, I mean I feel like "boot moves" should at least be on Urban Dictionary if not in Websters.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
FreakFreak; lemme take yo pitcher,
lemme take yo pitcher
lemme take yo pitcher,
lemme take yo pitcher Hey Girl
Come on baby, wontcha pose for my camera
Lookin' like a model; lookin' like a superstar
Catchy!
It speaks to the ANTM ho in me;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by oklahoma on September 5, 2008 - 6:46pm.
HAHA Sugaroo
Sugaroo for HSOTD.. It could be hot boobs of the day, but I haven't seem them yet *blinks*
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My boobs are hot only after I work out or have sex. And given how my husband makes love, they amount to the same thing!
TMI?
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!