Friday, September 5th 2008
Brit Brit Is Rehearsing For Something
MSN got a hold of this video of our Lady of Cheetos shaking her fried ham hocks and whipping her seaweed weave around during a rehearsal for something. It could be for the VMAs, it could be for a concert or it could be for the opening of a Chik-Fil-A. Who knows. She actually looks like she gives two Frapps.
Just in case she is performing at the VMAs this Sunday, we should all make this Cheeto recipe in her honor. I know I've posted Cheeto recipes in the past, but this one is extra special! It will probably make your asshole explode and melt your toilet, but it will be worth it. Click here to get the recipe for Flaming Hot Cheeto Loaf.
Thanks Julie
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Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 7:55pm.
For everything your greatness represents may I please have a participating bloop?
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BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
My greatness? Your name has boob in it! Tee hee!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 4:49pm.
For everything your greatness represents may I please have a participating bloop?
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 5, 2008 - 7:51pm.
We have discussion about New Jersey with another thread discussion the value of MTv with intermittent snipes at BritTwit.
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Is MTV valuable?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 7:51pm.
LCT! we were just waiting for you to show up and bring the craaaazeeeee!!
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I just had mac n cheese so I can bring the stinky feta farts in about an hour!!!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 5, 2008 - 7:51pm.
LCT--
Minch and I are bloopin' ready to go bloopin' home.
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Bye Mrs. BloopK! Have a great night!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I know Mrs K Dlisted cafe in Amsterdam , here I come!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Also, Bradiful Bitch has become Love Anderson.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 4:50pm.
Any suggestions?
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it all depends on who wins the election in November!!!!!!
if the repuglicans win, Pudge and I are sooooooooooo outta here
MUAH, doll. CU later
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
Boob3rries LOL the poo bowl!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
*goodnight Mrs K have a great weekend
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 4:49pm.
We have discussion about New Jersey with another thread discussion the value of MTv with intermittent snipes at BritTwit.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 5:44pm.
I'ze so worried about my bebes. Marfa has a mouth like a sailor, she must get it from her daddy (KFed) and Booooo is not adjusting well to toilet training..... :P
LOL MUMMY! So what if I have problems locating the poo bowl? You have to love us both all the same.
And mum, you can AUCTION the Hannah Montana's cd's. Marf and I will sign them and we can make shit loads of moniez saying she did. It's easy to forge a 15 year old signature. They all have shit and hearts all over and I can't make them on the computa but I han draw them very well!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
LCT! we were just waiting for you to show up and bring the craaaazeeeee!!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
LCT--
Minch and I are bloopin' ready to go bloopin' home.
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buh bye ladies
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
Mrs. K it's a really nice place but my commute to NYC is basically 2 hours and I'm so over it, as soon as the market picks up (ha ha) I want to sell this place and either move back to the city or just give it up and move somewhere totally new.
Any suggestions?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
She looks better then she has in a long time. Maybe she finally has gotten her shit together, although I won't hold my breath on that last one
What the bloop is going on in here you bunch of bloopers??
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
I agree that the bar has been set low for her . I also agree that she is doing the same old hair flipping moves. And now we all know that her intial marketing and presentation was a big facade...
Jive probably hasn't dropped her becase she has sold a lot of albums. Sure, sales have steadily declined since the first, but she still moves enough units and garners enough publicity to stay relevant.
Snow--
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
Submitted by Deb on September 5, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Again, ITA.
MTv and Vh1 both used to be music videos most of the time with some really good stuff on after 10 p.m. Now, both channels are mostly faux-reality shows and pop-culture shows with very few videos. I thinks that both channels should change their names since they don't live up to them.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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also, I can't stop Martha from eating bird shit.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Mrs K that sounds nice but I live in the beautiful Scottish town of Aberdeen, ever heard of it?
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No, but there's an Aberdeen in Washington, too.
My cousins lived in White Meadow Lake, Morris County, Rockaway.
the good ol' days.
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
@ QC
Enjoy!!
You too!!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
I'ze so worried about my bebes. Marfa has a mouth like a sailor, she must get it from her daddy (KFed) and Booooo is not adjusting well to toilet training..... :P
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 5, 2008 - 7:42pm.
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One can dream, lol.
Well, back to packing/moving! Have a good weekend!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Mrs K that sounds nice but I live in the beautiful Scottish town of Aberdeen, ever heard of it?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
@Nova - Bye! Have a good weekend!
@QC
She shoulda been dropped friggin' years ago. Hopefully, if she fucks thsi years VMA's Jive will finally dump her ass.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
Thank you Snowy.
Now every single time I type MOOOOOOOM it will make sense.
Me and my deluded world of makebelieve....aaaaah thank you Michael K, I have now a blogmom and a blogsister.
Life is so precious.
How's that for a reality check? I'm sure Phoebe Price and Britney Spears and Bernarda Something (the crazy puppy cloning ho) altogether can't hold a candle NOT EVEN A MATCH to my lunacy.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
White Meadow Lake?
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
@Snowy: Yuck. She can have all of them. I hate that slut, lol!
Going for a run and then a workout, be back later lovers! xoxo
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Keep on keepin' on.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 5, 2008 - 6:34pm.
Hey Momus, thanks. I believe that MTV IS that desperate. They probably see it as a win-win. People will watch to see if she fucks up again. If she does, oh well. If she doesn't, MTV will be the ones who gave her another chance. But you know
Shitters and MTV belong together. They both are past their prime and suck.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but that's the best she's looked in years.
However, to fill my snarky quota, I will say that I can't and never could stand the way she dances. She has tree trunk legs and seems to do the same 8 moves constantly. Boring.
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RIMADYL KILLS
I feel like I just watched something from 2000...and that is NOT a good thing...
Mrs. K
My lovely Doris Day
Ce sera sera..............
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by Deb on September 5, 2008 - 4:30pm.
ITA.
I can't believe that MTv is so desperate that they would have perform at the VMA's again. But, then again, they probably believe that millions will tune in to see if she fucks up again.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Marfz: do you want to be boobies little sister? no fighting over the Hannah Montana cd's!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 4:31pm.
HOBOKEN
I KNEW IT!!!!!
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Prepare for Metamorphosis, are you ready Kafka?
Bai Nova! Have a GREAT Get Laid Friday and if you ever get bored mail me a baby, Canada is not that far, I will babysit and then mail back!
And Snowy, yes, you will always have your widdle Baby Boob3rries. ALWAYS!
And I don't know how to make hearts, so even if I could I will resort to *heart* * heart* *heart*
I could have copy pasted...but I am lazy. And "Horngry" so yeah.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
@Snowyblowy: I am protesting Kizzy's absence with t his avie. Poo shall return once Kizzy comes back!
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Keep on keepin' on.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
How different is this from the stuff she performed in malls ten years ago? Same shit, just slower, with a dumpier, child abandoner for a lead dancer. Her bar has been set so low, that standing erect, looking somewhat clean and moving without falling down gets praise. She and her entire act are washed up.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Marf! what happened to Cooking with Pooh?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 5, 2008 - 7:26pm.
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Yeah, but it got her a Grammy for Best Music Short (video) or something like that so it wasn't actually one that counts ;-)
But I can see the rest of what you're saying. Why she even still has a record label after the shit she's pulled the last couple of years is beyond me.......
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Bye Nova! Have a great weekend m'dear!
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Keep on keepin' on.
K....everyone is quiet now. I gotta get going. time for BEERS!! mmmmmmmmmm...
bye snowy..DAE...boob3rries...
Have a great weekend...and some great sex too! ;P
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
@ QC -
Toxic was last big hit, it even got her first Grammy. *sniggers* I doubt she'll ever do any real promo again. I mean, she would just fuck it up & Jive want her to make them money, not lose it. There only way she'd get a huge it, is if she pegged it. A lot of people would rush out by the song/album because it would be the last one ever made by her.
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
Nova: have fun with those bebes! I envy you! but I always have Boob3rries LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Except for the weave, this is pretty damn good! Holy shit-Britney's back bitches....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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seee snowy...boobie girl knows my age. shes smart! ;P
(cant make hearts neither...waaaaa!)
*heart*heart*heart*
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!
I'm 18 for the 16th time next month!!! WOOT!!
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No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained, wipers of other people's bottoms!