Friday, September 5th 2008
Brit Brit Is Rehearsing For Something
MSN got a hold of this video of our Lady of Cheetos shaking her fried ham hocks and whipping her seaweed weave around during a rehearsal for something. It could be for the VMAs, it could be for a concert or it could be for the opening of a Chik-Fil-A. Who knows. She actually looks like she gives two Frapps.
Just in case she is performing at the VMAs this Sunday, we should all make this Cheeto recipe in her honor. I know I've posted Cheeto recipes in the past, but this one is extra special! It will probably make your asshole explode and melt your toilet, but it will be worth it. Click here to get the recipe for Flaming Hot Cheeto Loaf.
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Dancing TOILET BATS. Her TENNIS CANS are looking better though and she needs to get her MOM EYES back.
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Submitted by Sayonara on September 5, 2008 - 7:30pm.
Submitted by DaVi on September 5, 2008 - 8:12pm.
OMG DID YOU GUYS SEE BEYONCES NEW SHORT HAIR DO?
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What new hair do? Whatever it is, it's prob a wig; don't think she can cut it due to her contract with L'Oreal.
OT: I think it's time Britney retired from the business and took care of her children.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Sandbitch it's only 7.23 here =( (pm)
We shall prevail !
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Goodnight DAE - beauty sleeps! It's only 11.30am here. I hate the time difference...I get bored while all you slutz are sleeping.
If I were to watch her on the show, I would be too preoccupied with thinking about the things her mama wrote in that book. Screwing older guys, drinking, getting high, etc all by the age of 16. No thank you, I will pass.
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
Marfa my little blogsister (how little-r than I are thou? Just curious)
I agree with you on the age/grade thing.
And..aside from my failing typed English I'm an English Private teacher.
I stopped teaching a while ago because...my students hit puberty and i just couldn't take it no more..
I have an update! hubby is home and he didn't bring me anything bubbly & alcoholy...and on top of that, fuck my get laid friday...he asked for permission to watch TV.
I'm sad.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by FatMartha on September 5, 2008 - 8:43pm.
@angel_i: So she is in... 4th grade then? What a great age. 4th-6th graders are great, because they're not snooty middle-schoolers yet. It's the age I want to teach once I get my degree and get the hell outta school.
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Overall grades 4-6 are not that bad, but a few of them think they are grown.
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
I'm making cheeto inspired cupcakes MK. I was also the first besides Perez to find this vid. Please give me my fire cheetos now!
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Hands off my popwreck!
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www.poorbritney.com
Good god.
Bitch hasn't done shit in how long and the best she can offer up is fucking "spirit fingers"?
Someone put this ho's flailing career out of it's misery.
Erase her from the collective memory and move on.
LL
Drag queens, clowns, and mascot animals... they are all cut from the same cloth (and freak me the fuck out).
Submitted by FatMartha on September 5, 2008 - 8:43pm.
@angel_i: So she is in... 4th grade then? What a great age. 4th-6th graders are great, because they're not snooty middle-schoolers yet. It's the age I want to teach once I get my degree and get the hell outta school. ;D
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Fun! She's in 5th grade.
That's cool you want to teach. I can understanding wanting to get out of the old people school and into the fun school, fersure;)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@angel_i: So she is in... 4th grade then? What a great age. 4th-6th graders are great, because they're not snooty middle-schoolers yet. It's the age I want to teach once I get my degree and get the hell outta school. ;D
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Keep on keepin' on.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 5, 2008 - 8:38pm.
@angel_i: LOL! I just read your story. How old is your little darlin'?
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I cannot believe I can say she'll be 10 this November. How time flies!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@angel_i: LOL! I just read your story. How old is your little darlin'?
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Keep on keepin' on.
You know who's good?
That girl in the red shirt. And that hot nappy headed homo in the black t-shirt and shorts.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Night guys!!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
Unless she's also taking singing lessons, this is the same old tired-ass crap she's always done. Bor-ing!
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Angel.i - re proud mommy moments. LOL.
What most people don't realize is that mothers are responsible for civilizing the species. Millions of years of evolution to impart. And language is a late invention.
It's enuf to make one set up a child care centre over the La Brea tar pit.
added: My son finally left home at 26. The big bebe.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 5, 2008 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 6, 2008 - 1:22am.
Don't fell sorry for her, fell sorry for her boys.
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Oh, thank you DAE and Momus...I owe you my life! Whew! What a close call...Oh, and that tumor on my conscience totally blocked the oxygen to my brain, hence the 'Tara Reid looks pretty' nonsense..Yeah, you can dress a drunken whore up, but you will never get the smell of her vomit out of your car or live down the regret from having tapped that hot mess....And sadly, that comment is on topic in virtually every DListed thread, so I ain't goin' off topic here...No siree, Bob...
Anyway, thanks whores, you're the best...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by DaVi on September 5, 2008 - 8:12pm.
OMG DID YOU GUYS SEE BEYONCES NEW SHORT HAIR DO?
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Yes! The wig looks a little crazy.
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
Having watched this super-secret footage that mysteriously got "leaked", it's Twatney doing the same stupid shit she always does.
Crotch thrust, side step, head swing, repeat. Singing lessons?! Absurd!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 5, 2008 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 5, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Deep breaths. Now, stretch out your front paws and let you claws dig voluptuously into the floor of your cage while visualizing BritTwit's performance last year.
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*Huff, huff, huff...*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 6, 2008 - 1:22am.
Don't fell sorry for her, fell sorry for her boys.
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~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 5, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Deep breaths. Now, stretch out your front paws and let you claws dig voluptuously into the floor of your cage while visualizing BritTwit's performance last year.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 5, 2008 - 8:16pm.
The chitlin circuit? My granddad loved chitlins.
Most importantly: The Kizzy is missing in action.
@angel.i - My godfather, taterhead looks almost...attractive.
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Lemme tell you - it's not easy to get the wonk outta that beech. I can see why sometimes a big surgery can get all fucked up looking.
Please let me tell you a story because I MUST share it. I promise you it's not TOTAL proud parent drivel:
My DD just said to me: What if a book was, like (i taught her that:), "cock".
I said: "What?"
She said: What if the word "book" was actually "cock"
And I said: How do you spell that?
She said: "ckock"
And I said: Mmmmmmmmokaaaaaayyy...so how would the word "book" be *ahem* "ckock"?
She said: Like, if that's just what we'd always called it. It would be weird but then it wouldn't be weird cuz it would have always been that way. That's weird.(I also taught her philosophy;p)
I said: O! Yeah - those things are weird. But why did you pick that word?
And she looked at me funny.
She said: O just because...um...well. Cock...a doodle doo...? MAMA! DON'T LAUGH! I KNOW IT's SILLY BUT IT'S JUST THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 6, 2008 - 10:16am.
Breezy like Sunday moorrrnniiiinnnnggg. Wouldn't it be awesome if butt cheeks exhuberantly flapped when you farted? Like how the fat guy on the Simpson's lips wave when he burps?
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Do you mean to tell me that yours don't? You need an anal gortex implant like me. Now I can sing breezy like a Sunday moorrrnniiiinnnnggg outta my bum. My arse looks like Lionel Ritchie's face is all.
Oh Shitney, I'm back to almost feeling sorry for her after her mom's book...What the fuck did I just type?????
Oh, DListers! Set me straight! I think I might be growing a h-h-h-HEART! Oh, no...No, no, no, no, no...This tumor of my conscience must not be allowed to flourish and grow! This CANCER must be excised immediately...I-I am having other symptoms too- TARA REID LOOKS PRETTY! No...DListers, no...call 911...I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Please. Like this wasn't leaked on purpose.
I still won't watch the madness aka The MTV Awards.
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 5, 2008 - 7:46pm.
Aberdeen Township is part of the Bayshore Regional Strategic Plan, an effort by nine municipalities in northern Monmouth County to reinvigorate the area's economy by emphasizing the traditional downtowns, dense residential neighborhoods, maritime history, and the natural beauty of the Raritan Bay coastline.
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I was chillin down that way last weekend. I didn't want to go home.
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
The chitlin circuit? My granddad loved chitlins.
Most importantly: The Kizzy is missing in action.
@angel.i - My godfather, taterhead looks almost...attractive.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Farts are always funny. Always. Except when it's a really pungy one and your husband is the author...and he flutters the covers on you so you can smell it..and it's a sunday morning and you wake up cause you need to go throw up.
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Breezy like Sunday moorrrnniiiinnnnggg. Wouldn't it be awesome if butt cheeks exhuberantly flapped when you farted? Like how the fat guy on the Simpson's lips wave when he burps?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Well, he could never get them here.
Even my groupies are skanky.
I want hot sluts as groupies.
Help!
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The lines between sex and society are so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
OMG DID YOU GUYS SEE BEYONCES NEW SHORT HAIR DO? GROSS! www.myspace.com/davi_tv
O wait a second. I was just here! Kinda.
NEWAYS, bye all those who are leaving becuz it seems like everyone and does life really have to be all about research i don't think so cuz you know i LUVS you.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Sandbitch:
I am on the chitlin circuit and I am taking a small break to see you heauxz!
What's shaking?
I had to take a quick peek before I lapse into a disco coma!
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The lines between sex and society are so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
AW! I missed EVERYTHING! Damn chillen! Why can't I be smart like Britney y'all and gets MAH booboos a full-time Baby Daddy!?!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
lucky you're back, and no I'm still not drunk and I doubt I will be but I do have a migraine and the computer smells like burnt plastic.
Something is very wrong here.
Oh well, BAI MUM SLEEP GOOD!
Thank you my dearest LCT. Bloop! OI I DID IT AGAIN!
Farts are always funny. Always. Except when it's a really pungy one and your husband is the author...and he flutters the covers on you so you can smell it..and it's a sunday morning and you wake up cause you need to go throw up.
yeah.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
TheBreakdown
Halle Berry's baby! How are you sweetcheeks?
Bye Snow & Mrs. K!
~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
If Britney is trying to make another comeback, I for one am not wishing her well.
I hope she fails miserably AGAIN.
That's all.
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The lines between sex and society are so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
I'm back from my 3 mile round trip walk to the package store. Who the fuck is this chick? I wouldn't know a Britney Spears song if Jimmy Page's Les Paul bashed my head in. Oh God, leave the little tart aloooone. Oh, *swig*. Thank you Mr Smirnoff, I love you to. Barf.
BYE SNOW! Take this weekend motorboat with you:
*buuububububububububububububububububububub*
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
VH1 sucks too. Everytime I flip past that stupid channel, they have obnoxious Piddly Diddly's show on. UGH
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Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Ok now I will try it and you will tell me how good or bad I do it:
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
In my honest opinion I think it lacks a little oomph.
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That was impressive. The Bloop-O-Meter will rise with experience in bloopage.
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
OK my lovelies, enuf typing for one day
have a GREAT weekend, and Marfa and Booooooo, I want you home by midnight and don't forget your diapers and Orange Crush and your damn keys because I will be passed out drunk before you drag your whore bebe asses home....LUVZ YOU ALL
snow
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by snowpiece on September 5, 2008 - 7:56pm.
LCT: was it GREEK Mac and Cheese?
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No, but all cheese farts have the distinct pungeant aroma of feta.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Is MTV valuable?
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Only to BritTwit and the rest of her ilk.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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OMG where the hell did 'bloop' come from? Because I was watching a little cartoon called "Wow Wow Woobsy" with my son today, and the character Woobsy had 'bloop' shoes on (I swear to god). Everytime he would walk, they made a sqooshy 'bloop' sound, and he couldn't figure out where it was coming from. Everytime he said 'bloop,' I LMAO. My son was looking at me like wtf? LOLOLOLOL
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Ok now I will try it and you will tell me how good or bad I do it:
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
In my honest opinion I think it lacks a little oomph.
@ the boob comment....LMFAO.
It is true..my name has Boob on it. Thank god it's a small boob...methinks the realones won't even fit in ONE picture.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
LCT: was it GREEK Mac and Cheese?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "