Friday, September 5th 2008
Brit Brit Is Rehearsing For Something
MSN got a hold of this video of our Lady of Cheetos shaking her fried ham hocks and whipping her seaweed weave around during a rehearsal for something. It could be for the VMAs, it could be for a concert or it could be for the opening of a Chik-Fil-A. Who knows. She actually looks like she gives two Frapps.
Just in case she is performing at the VMAs this Sunday, we should all make this Cheeto recipe in her honor. I know I've posted Cheeto recipes in the past, but this one is extra special! It will probably make your asshole explode and melt your toilet, but it will be worth it. Click here to get the recipe for Flaming Hot Cheeto Loaf.
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Since I became a Calgarian 10 months ago I feel I have the right to say that STELMACH is a fucking twat.
LCT, I heart you with both my boobs. I should make that my siggy, just for you.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on September 5, 2008 - 9:41pm.
I am in the Southside of Tampa. But I went to Montreal once and could not beleive what a huge and beautiful city it was. The subways were immaculate. Extremely sophisticated city. Very, very lovely, can't wait to go back.
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I LUVS me some Montreal - I go there as often as I possibly can.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
For the non meat eaters, a cheetos chicken alternative.
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/MACARONI-AND-CHEESE-WITH-GA...
This recipe is the best ever mac and cheese. (read the reviews)
I suggest replacing the garlic breadcrumbs with cheetos in honour of britneys appearance.
ps - white wine is a must to have with this - cuts the grease.
Submitted by boomsy on September 5, 2008 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on September 5, 2008 - 7:30pm.
Submitted by DaVi on September 5, 2008 - 8:12pm.
OMG DID YOU GUYS SEE BEYONCES NEW SHORT HAIR DO?
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What new hair do? Whatever it is, it's prob a wig; don't think she can cut it due to her contract with L'Oreal.
...LOL bitch please...it's probably just her real hair that you are seeing
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
suddenly i am craving white cheddar cheetos. oh boy, those are good ;/
Ok Ok here it goes
BRITNEY I WANT TO SEE YOU ON THE VMA'S PUHLEEZ!
KEEP REHEARSING, WHORE OF MY HEART!
AND WHEN YOU FINALLY FAIL AGAIN, I WANT TO SEE YOU GO BE A MOM!
there. Happy?
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
btw, brit is just like madonna. she doesn´t know when to stop. love them both, tho.
xoxo
**whatever**
i thought i felt the earth move under my feet...
if brit as much effort into getting her kids back as she does trying to get her groove back then i would be impressed...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
I had a toof pulled yesterday. Hence, I plan to eat a whole cow tonight with a side of fried onion and mushrooms.
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Tomorrow, I will beef fart you bitches into another dimension.
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Anyhoot slutz, I'm going to turn my compost heap and feed my parrot. Catch ya laterz.
you bitches could at least talk about cheetos....
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Mommy (snowy) it's not here or rotten either or no one...Bossy actually replied to the rants against her comment on the Phelps thread (and some of use sure served her)
My question is...who is Bossy?
And LCT
1) I need your support on the Phelps thread (?) in case you didn't see my long reply (which was excessive but I felt offended)
2) I need more bloops
3) Calgary is somewhat the shit, admit being a Calgarian! At least you can say you're not from Stettler or Edmonton....*whistles and ducks, just in case*
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by luckycharms on September 5, 2008 - 9:41pm.
I am in the Southside of Tampa. But I went to Montreal once and could not beleive what a huge and beautiful city it was. The subways were immaculate. Extremely sophisticated city. Very, very lovely, can't wait to go back.
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I will let you in on a little secret. Quebec is not considered part of Canada. Well, it is, but the French Canadian seem to think they're too good for the rest of Canada so we have a love-hate relationship. Quebecois and the rest of Canada mostly hate each other, but love each other for their maple syrup and beef.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
you bitches are not talking about Britney.
you bitches are gonna be in trouble!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
i´m sure someone´s asked this same question, but is blogging not enough, mk? you´re a chef, now??
how do you make time for both??? i find it hard just to wake up in the morning and prepare myself some breakfest. so jealous...
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Submitted by angel_i on September 5, 2008 - 9:44pm.
Trudat. I can see where they get it in my kid. She's raised up pretty innocent and she seems to like it that way. Sometimes I'll have to say to her :"are you playing teenager?" cuz she is! She just uses words and inflections (mostly rude!) that I *know* she's seen in some teen flick. I think it's just practice. That's when I remind her to practice being a nice teenager.
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Yes, we like nice teenagers!
"Put your hand out the window, feel the force" Darth Vader
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 5, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Puh. LCT is still here? GURRRRRRRRL whachoo doing in on a Friday night??
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Well, I'm still waiting for those macaroni farts. This is the first Friday night I've been home since November and I'm LOVING IT. Fuck men.
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I haven't gone "out" on a Friday for quite a long while 'cause SOMEONE has to be out blowing terrorists up while I'm stuck here for 14 months... *growls under her breath*
Oh well, BLOOOOOOOOOOOOP him. I'm going out tonight!!!
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Keep on keepin' on.
britney looks good. i guess she cut down on cheetos.
Submitted by Sayonara on September 5, 2008 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 5, 2008 - 8:43pm.
@angel_i: So she is in... 4th grade then? What a great age. 4th-6th graders are great, because they're not snooty middle-schoolers yet. It's the age I want to teach once I get my degree and get the hell outta school.
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Overall grades 4-6 are not that bad, but a few of them think they are grown.
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Trudat. I can see where they get it in my kid. She's raised up pretty innocent and she seems to like it that way. Sometimes I'll have to say to her :"are you playing teenager?" cuz she is! She just uses words and inflections (mostly rude!) that I *know* she's seen in some teen flick. I think it's just practice. That's when I remind her to practice being a nice teenager;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
That's it. I'm sold. I'm giving Australia the arse and moving to CANADIA HERE I COME.
All the hot slutz on dlisted are in Canadia.
KIZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAY
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 5, 2008 - 8:40pm
Then we'd finally hit over the 1 million population mark; I think we're somewhere around 700,000 here in ND.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 5, 2008 - 7:38pm.
I was born and raised in the UK. I probably have viking ancestry, judging by my nose. I came to Australia when I was 13. Still have my European passport, didn't take Aus Citizenship. I think I can move to Canada - is that true?
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yes but you would still need to do the immigration process at some point. But you can do it being here as well.
I DO NOT have a german passport so for me it's quite different. I HAD to come here with a visa, and then start immigration process (via sponsorship) and we still haven't sent out the papers so I have no clue how long that's gonna take.
And it's expensive. but worth it.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Well I am in because SOMEONE TOLD ME IT WAS GET LAID FRIDAY.
And hubby fell asleep on the couch and I feel like taking a piss on his face and tit slapping him to death.
yeah.
BLOOP!
I love it here, LCT. I'm in Calgary BTW.
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Shut the front door! I will admit nothing on here but I may or may not also be perhaps a Calgarian.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 9:22pm
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I am in the Southside of Tampa. But I went to Montreal once and could not beleive what a huge and beautiful city it was. The subways were immaculate. Extremely sophisticated city. Very, very lovely, can't wait to go back.
Submitted by boomsy on September 6, 2008 - 11:37am.
I live in North Dakota; does that count for anything?
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Boomsay - yeah!! Do you know how many baby girls are named Dakota in Australia? HEAPS.
Submitted by Disco Punk-Rockah on September 5, 2008 - 9:12pm.
OMG! @ angel_i - Is that a Rumer Willis photoshop make over in your avie?
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It is! I gave her eyes!
She really needs it more than most, dontcha think?
Sorry I ran away again - more Mama Drama.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by boomsy on September 5, 2008 - 9:37pm.
I think there should only be ONE Dakota.
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YES BOOMSY! IT ALL COUNTS!
mwah!
Don't forget about Crayola and how happy it makes us all. Please.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Sandbitch, I understand what you say, somehow. LOL.
When it comes to nationality I am German..(no, I don't recall the language, sorry).
Raised in Argentina.
Moved to Canada shortly after getting married.
Hubby, on the other hand, Canadian to the bone, as he says.
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I was born and raised in the UK. I probably have viking ancestry, judging by my nose. I came to Australia when I was 13. Still have my European passport, didn't take Aus Citizenship. I think I can move to Canada - is that true?
I live in North Dakota; does that count for anything?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 5, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Puh. LCT is still here? GURRRRRRRRL whachoo doing in on a Friday night??
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Well, I'm still waiting for those macaroni farts. This is the first Friday night I've been home since November and I'm LOVING IT. Fuck men.
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Well I am in because SOMEONE TOLD ME IT WAS GET LAID FRIDAY.
And hubby fell asleep on the couch and I feel like taking a piss on his face and tit slapping him to death.
yeah.
BLOOP!
I love it here, LCT. I'm in Calgary BTW.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
yeah im soo excited i love britney but i dont want her to perform shes not ready and expectations a re too high
shiniqua ain't go here no mo'
NOOOOOOOO SANDYYYYYY! I said the same thing about snow because where I grew up there was none. And I had never seen it.
And no one warned me (and I'm just stoopid) about ice on the asfalt (sp) when it snows..
And I was in love with snow until I took my argentine shoes for a stroll to the mall at my very fast pace on a snowy day and I pulled every muscle from my big toe to the middle of my back and landed on the concrete hitting directly with my lower back.
And then I hated it.
EDIT: because it took me 3 weeks in ONE position to sleep without being able to move OR SEX. And my back is still fucked.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Where in Canada LCT???? MY BLOOPY DEAR!
I'm in love with that word, Jebus!
Sandbitch, I understand what you say, somehow. LOL.
When it comes to nationality I am German..(no, I don't recall the language, sorry).
Raised in Argentina.
Moved to Canada shortly after getting married.
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I'm in the prairies by the Rockies. How about you? Do you like it here? BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! BLOOP BLOOP BLOOPITY BLOOP!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by FatMartha on September 5, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Puh. LCT is still here? GURRRRRRRRL whachoo doing in on a Friday night??
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Well, I'm still waiting for those macaroni farts. This is the first Friday night I've been home since November and I'm LOVING IT. Fuck men.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 5, 2008 - 9:26pm.
I so would love to visit Canada. I honestly think I would feel at home there. I need snow, not much in Australia.
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Let's trade! We can be exchange non-students!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Where in Canada LCT???? MY BLOOPY DEAR!
I'm in love with that word, Jebus!
Sandbitch, I understand what you say, somehow. LOL.
When it comes to nationality I am German..(no, I don't recall the language, sorry).
Raised in Argentina.
Moved to Canada shortly after getting married.
Hubby, on the other hand, Canadian to the bone, as he says.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Puh. LCT is still here? GURRRRRRRRL whachoo doing in on a Friday night??
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Keep on keepin' on.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 6, 2008 - 11:22am.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 9:15pm.
Yup, I am in Canada! Where are you Sandy?
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MEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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NEEEEEAAAAAAAAT!
I so would love to visit Canada. I honestly think I would feel at home there. I need snow, not much in Australia.
Ya, we all act a little bit crazy at times, but there is absolutely no reason why those kids shouldn't be with their mother. Unless she flat out doesn't want them. Anyone who thinks Federline is a great father needs a real reality check. If Britney wasn't loaded and giving him a big, fat check every month, he would disappear like a fart in the wind, just like he did with Shar. She may have some issues, but children need to be with their mother, and it is appaling the judical system let this happen.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 6, 2008 - 11:15am.
Yup, I am in Canada! Where are you Sandy?
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I'm in Australia - that other British white meat colony.
Canada and Australia natives are the only aboriginals. Neat huh. I think that means that we ALL descended from such. Don't tell the yanks.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 9:15pm.
Yup, I am in Canada! Where are you Sandy?
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MEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
@Sandbitch: Aw, gotcha chickie. I clicked it too; even searched the 'net...all I found were some old pics from Feb. and most recent were pics from that Etta James movie she's doing (but THAT'S clearly a wig)....
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
@TheBreakdown: NO idea if you are still here or not but... I WILL BE YOUR HOT SLUT GROUPIE! *shakes her rolls around*
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Keep on keepin' on.
I'd rather see Madonnas vadge thrust in my face than watch Shitneys boring dance routine.
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OMG DID YOU GUYS SEE BEYONCES NEW SHORT HAIR DO? GROSS! www.myspace.com/davi_tv
Boomsy: What new hair do? Whatever it is, it's prob a wig; don't think she can cut it due to her contract with L'Oreal.
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That one Boomsay. Did I miss Beyonce?
@Sandbitch: Ok, now you're behind me; what link are you talking about?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Yup, I am in Canada! Where are you Sandy?
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
@boomsy
I think that link was BOGUS! I feel like such a fool for clicking.
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Submitted by Boob3rries on September 6, 2008 - 11:02am.
Sandbitch it's only 7.23 here =( (pm)
We shall prevail !
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Where are you Boob3rries?? Canadia?
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Local bullshit - Celebrity rehab with Dr Drew is on the telly in Brisbane right now. ROFL. Shoot the cunts.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 5, 2008 - 8:12pm
What link are we talking about?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
OMG! @ angel_i - Is that a Rumer Willis photoshop make over in your avie? I was just telling my friend how we should do one on her to make her look more pretty! LOL
JOHNNYBOY 4 HSOTM!!!---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtCyTMfj3AM