Friday, September 5th 2008
Brit Brit Is Rehearsing For Something
MSN got a hold of this video of our Lady of Cheetos shaking her fried ham hocks and whipping her seaweed weave around during a rehearsal for something. It could be for the VMAs, it could be for a concert or it could be for the opening of a Chik-Fil-A. Who knows. She actually looks like she gives two Frapps.
Just in case she is performing at the VMAs this Sunday, we should all make this Cheeto recipe in her honor. I know I've posted Cheeto recipes in the past, but this one is extra special! It will probably make your asshole explode and melt your toilet, but it will be worth it. Click here to get the recipe for Flaming Hot Cheeto Loaf.
Thanks Julie
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 5, 2008 - 7:29pm.
The truth why I really would like to move to Canadia is...
I have the serious hots ta trot with BRUCE GREENWOOD!
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holee shite. i had to google him as the name didn't ring a bell.
I always thought he was australian. or maybe i'm thinking of that other guy who was in 'on the beach'. there is a similarity.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 5, 2008 - 8:33pm.
The truth why I really would like to move to Canadia is...
I have the serious hots ta trot with BRUCE GREENWOOD!
www.brucegreenwoodfans.com/encounters/bruce&susan.jpg
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Hey, at least you don't have a hubby that bitches cause you get all wet when you see Paul Brandt and cry when you hear Alberta Bound!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 9:25pm.
HAHAHA! I was speaking Texan at you! What my point was for a mountie with dark hair and blues eyes I would be singing O canada instead of our national anthem...
Sometimes I get all goofy-footed in the fingers. lol.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 5, 2008 - 8:25pm.
O yeah - and they're gonna put some kinda club/restaurant in the rockface under the Falls, dontcha know?
no please noooo wake me up its a nightmare
Say it isnt so, angel, SAY IT ISNT SO!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
The truth why I really would like to move to Canadia is...
I have the serious hots ta trot with BRUCE GREENWOOD!
www.brucegreenwoodfans.com/encounters/bruce&susan.jpg
Back on topic.
Is it my imagination but has britney EVER travelled anywhere?
Can you imagine having millions of dollars at your disposal and only going to gas stations in LA?
you know what i´d like to see, on sunday? PP singing "I kissed a girl". I will never forget her beautiful voice in that video. Forget Kate Perry (or whatever her name is). PP is the real thing. The sound of crickets, right after her perfomance would make the headlines for weeks!
**whatever**
Hahaha I have no idea what you just said, although I can tell you every Mountie has Canadian citizenship.
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even the sikhs.
Maybe she's rehearsing for last years VMAs.
If Ah rehers now yall, thayll fergiv meh.
That's not her top, that's Cheetoh dust that's clung to her.
Thank you!
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The future Mrs. Jensen Ackles.
In reply to the Owls video:
http://www.zazzle.com/save_a_tree_wipe_your_ass_with_an_owl_shirt-235755...
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by boomsy on September 5, 2008 - 10:25pm.
Wow, this post has taken a strange but interesting turn...
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O didn't you know this is the University of All That is Canadian late at night? I think Mr. Pres started it one night not long ago, singing Canada's praises and we started talking about Canadian Rock "Stars". and so on...and then I noticed...it happens all the time ...and I like it cuz I'm practically a lumberjack, eh?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 5, 2008 - 10:25pm.
That's a crack up. Why such the long face? LOLOLLLLOLL
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Why the added effect of horse penis sheath?
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angel - there is no fall colours on vanc island. they just go yellow and drop. it's total crap. then it rains.
gatineaus are the best for fall.
speaking of drinking and quebec - I was in rural RURAL quebec in a bar when the blue jays won the world series the first time. I kept muttering under my breath to myself 'shut up shuuuuuuut up, don't say anything, shuuuuut up.' good thing i was only drunk. way trippy situation.
angel_i - Canmore is the new Banff!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 5, 2008 - 10:19pm.
LoveCanadianTop,
If you could get a Mounties with Canadian citizenship, I would be singing a Cunuck love song while crossing the border and O Canada at the next baseball game...
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Hahaha I have no idea what you just said, although I can tell you every Mountie has Canadian citizenship.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 6, 2008 - 12:21pm.
TITS -
This one gets me.
http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/1055/RCMP_Dedication.jpg
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That's a crack up. Why such the long face? LOLOLLLLOLL
Wow, this post has taken a strange but interesting turn...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
O yeah - and they're gonna put some kinda club/restaurant in the rockface under the Falls, dontcha know?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 10:22pm.
angel_i
Banff is pretty bitching too!
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Well Banff is heaven, actually! The real one!
Seriously tho, someone told me they've been building it up and it's nothing like it used to be - I haven't been in years.
I was on Lake Louise last year and they been building all over that too - boo hoo. But it's still mystical.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by TITS on September 5, 2008 - 10:23pm.
sad horsey can't go and play with his friends.
or are the other horses frolicking because a human overlord died?
or... are they happy the musical ride thing ended?
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Let's go with the overlord thing. It sounds bitchin'.
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Submitted by Ashley on September 5, 2008 - 10:06pm
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I can see your point, and I think it is a very valid one. However, my position remains unwaivered. You have to be really messed up to have children taken away from their mother. I don't know, I really don't. I have never been pregnant, even though I am almost 40. But it seems like an awful thing to do. Those kids need to be with their Mom, unless, like I said earlier, she just doesn't want them.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 7:21pm.
TITS -
This one gets me.
http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/1055/RCMP_Dedication.jpg
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sad horsey can't go and play with his friends.
or are the other horses frolicking because a human overlord died?
or... are they happy the musical ride thing ended?
angel_i
Banff is pretty bitching too!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
The apples are crap in BC. Can't get those nice tasty little delicious apples. I'd eat a bushel of those in ontario.
Salmon is better in Halifax. They get wiggy if you tell them that here.
TITS -
This one gets me.
http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/1055/RCMP_Dedication.jpg
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But have you ridden with one?
No, I'm a good girl.
Wouldn't mind riding one of their horses. My dog those animals are gorgeous! Whenever I see mounties on horses in a crowd I just stand there slack jawed in total awe from the impressive horses.
Seen them strut their stuff for some ceremony in Ottawa. Breathtaking. Kinda made me proud and shit.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 10:15pm.
I've never been to Quebec but I lived in BC and fall on the West Coast is fucking magical. Makes you want to have sexy times with the trees.
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And the transit is AWFUL!!!!
OMG my friends thought it was funny I was so excited when I left here. I used to ride the Spadina Bus every day. It was so famous here for being awful someone wrote a song about it. My last day: Ah...the last time on the Spadina Bus! YAY! (It doesn't exist anymore) Only to discover EVERY bus in Vancouver is the Spadina Bus! Yeesh!
END RANT. LOL
But BC has got to have the most beautiful land in all of Canada and that's saying something because this place is pretty gorgeous (even some small pocked of Toronto!)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by luckycharms on September 6, 2008 - 12:12pm.
@Carrot Top
I take you are not French, but an Anglo instead. That's fine and good because so am I. I have traveled the world, and the best subway system I have ever encountered was London's. London's subway (they call it the Tube) is about 3x's the size of NYC's subway. But it is very unclean, and you will be picking black buggers out of your nose for days.
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I was in the UK last year. Hired a car at Gatwick airport and headed north. Made it to Luton. Made it to a Luton pub carpark should say. I think I spent the next 18 hours there in the car...can't be sure.
LoveCanadianTop,
If you could get a Mounties with Canadian citizenship, I would be singing a Cunuck love song while crossing the border and O Canada at the next baseball game...
LOL.
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/443779
I know this is off topic, random and well...I dunno I thought it was hilarious and wanted to share it with the dlist bitches!
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 10:17pm.
My mom in law lives in Malakwa. Not the same yeah but still BC. We plan on going some time...who knows...lala...
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I have no idea where that is.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 8:15pm.
My mom in law lives in Malakwa. Not the same yeah but still BC. We plan on going some time...who knows...lala...
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
luckycharms I welcomed you and even gave you an update on our previous talk
I'm hurt =(
I still love you, and Crayola.
"Just because someone has a child, it doesn't make them a good mother."
No, just because someone can pop till they drop, it does not mean that they are a MOTHER. They're just breeders. mother has a whole different meaning and tune to it.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by luckycharms on September 5, 2008 - 10:12pm.
@Carrot Top
I take you are not French, but an Anglo instead. That's fine and good because so am I. I have traveled the world, and the best subway system I have ever encountered was London's. London's subway (they call it the Tube) is about 3x's the size of NYC's subway. But it is very unclean, and you will be picking black buggers out of your nose for days. Canada is still the absolute best. You would have to be an absolute moron to not want to go to Canada in the early fall and watch the beautiful leaves change...Ok enough of that shit, I am going to have a couple more shots of Smirnoff....
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I've never been to Quebec but I lived in BC and fall on the West Coast is fucking magical. Makes you want to have sexy times with the trees.
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DEXTER!!!
I betcha if Dexter met Britney he would deem her a worthy victim.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by jussayin on September 6, 2008 - 11:48am.
you bitches are not talking about Britney.
you bitches are gonna be in trouble!
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Don't blame us coz you turned up late! Sometimes you have to hit the platform running! lol
@Carrot Top
I take you are not French, but an Anglo instead. That's fine and good because so am I. I have traveled the world, and the best subway system I have ever encountered was London's. London's subway (they call it the Tube) is about 3x's the size of NYC's subway. But it is very unclean, and you will be picking black buggers out of your nose for days. Canada is still the absolute best. You would have to be an absolute moron to not want to go to Canada in the early fall and watch the beautiful leaves change...Ok enough of that shit, I am going to have a couple more shots of Smirnoff....
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 5, 2008 - 10:10pm.
I don't think Britney wants to live in Canada.
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Quite frankly, I think she'd die here for lack of interest in her.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I don't think Britney wants to live in Canada.
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Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 10:07pm.
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Yeah, I couldn't give less of a shit about politics either. Let's just say Stelcrack had A LOT of very convincing people doing his campaigning for him.
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Submitted by TITS on September 5, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Well LCT, personally I've never dated a mountie.
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But have you ridden with one?
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He recently flat-out rejected more funding for more Calgary police officers to take out the gangs and crime. Thanks for that you fucking square of shitty toilet paper.
I heart you with ALL my boobs. Even my back ones.
OMG I didn't know that, because watching news and such just makes me go crazier than i already am. But at least I'm funny crazy, not nutty crazy (well sometimes, PMS is a wonder).
What a twatitty twat, that guy is an idiot, dear god...
When will they be able to swap his ass for someone with brains? Wasn't he elected a short while ago?
(I'm still learning, it's hard cause I don't give a shit about politics, but, for example, voting in Argentina is mandatory, if you don't, you go to jail.)
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
@TITS:
Yeah - to me, Montreal is known for the best hangovers;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Well LCT, personally I've never dated a mountie.
yukka yukka
Submitted by luckycharms on September 5, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Ya, we all act a little bit crazy at times, but there is absolutely no reason why those kids shouldn't be with their mother. Unless she flat out doesn't want them. Anyone who thinks Federline is a great father needs a real reality check. If Britney wasn't loaded and giving him a big, fat check every month, he would disappear like a fart in the wind, just like he did with Shar. She may have some issues, but children need to be with their mother, and it is appaling the judical system let this happen.
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Yeah we all do act a little crazy at times, but not once have I ever did some of the horrendous things she has done. Do you honestly think her holding her son hostage in a bathroom was just a little crazy? That bitch doesn't deserve to see those kids again. It's as plain as the nose on your face that she doesn't want them. If she really wanted them she wouldn't have lost them in the first place and she would have done everything in her power to win them back. But no, she didn't try to do that did she? Just because someone has a child, it doesn't make them a good mother. I'm surprised she didn't eat them when they were born being that she is basically an animal (sorry to offend any animals with that comment).
Submitted by TITS on September 5, 2008 - 10:01pm.
LCT, booberries and angel i are all canadians?
No wonder we're all so funny.
Any others?
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Why don't we come with Mounties is what I've always wondered..
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@ angel i
best pastries I ever had was in the via station in montreal.
pastries and train travel first thing the morning and the light on the snow making everything have a blue tinge is just divine. With strong coffee too.
best baked bean in rural quebec. best breakfast EVER. no the hangover surely didn't play a role in that assessment hah.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Since I became a Calgarian 10 months ago I feel I have the right to say that STELMACH is a fucking twat.
LCT, I heart you with both my boobs. I should make that my siggy, just for you.
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He recently flat-out rejected more funding for more Calgary police officers to take out the gangs and crime. Thanks for that you fucking square of shitty toilet paper.
I heart you with ALL my boobs. Even my back ones.
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LCT, booberries and angel i are all canadians?
No wonder we're all so funny.
Any others?
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 9:49pm.
1) I need your support on the Phelps thread (?) in case you didn't see my long reply (which was excessive but I felt offended)
2) I need more bloops
3) Calgary is somewhat the shit, admit being a Calgarian! At least you can say you're not from Stettler or Edmonton....*whistles and ducks, just in case*
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1) Done.
2) BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP!
3) I was proud to be a Calgarian 10 years ago. Believe me, this city has fucking fallen to the dogs as of late. Murders, gangs, rapes, you name it, it's happening every damn day and the mayor isn't lifting a finger. Actually I shouldn't say that. STELMACH that fucking wanker isn't lifting a finger.
Good call on Edmonton though. I'm glad I'm not from Turner Valley or High River to be frank.
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