Friday, September 5th 2008
Brit Brit Is Rehearsing For Something
MSN got a hold of this video of our Lady of Cheetos shaking her fried ham hocks and whipping her seaweed weave around during a rehearsal for something. It could be for the VMAs, it could be for a concert or it could be for the opening of a Chik-Fil-A. Who knows. She actually looks like she gives two Frapps.
Just in case she is performing at the VMAs this Sunday, we should all make this Cheeto recipe in her honor. I know I've posted Cheeto recipes in the past, but this one is extra special! It will probably make your asshole explode and melt your toilet, but it will be worth it. Click here to get the recipe for Flaming Hot Cheeto Loaf.
Thanks Julie
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ah happy friday bitches! This is just delightful
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
At first where it says "click to play" I thought it said "dick to play"
Oh, ON T: I am still holding my vigil that she is performing and in the wake of what will inevitably be BROKE BOOT MOVES THEATER 2.0, comingback makes a triumphant return to DLISTED.
*Prays to magic Cheesus*
...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by QueenCharisma on September 5, 2008 - 5:24pm.
*prays to God Brit Brit performs this hot mess at the VMAs*
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*joins in prayer*
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
That looks like the same shitty routine she's be hoofin' out since the 90s.
omg she's gonna do great!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stoney - GRRRRRRRRRR. That BITCH! LOL.
Submitted by Salem13 on September 5, 2008 - 1:22pm.
You know if she put this much dedication into being a "parent" she could actually get her kids back.
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She WILLFULLY signed over custody.
THIS is what she wants, her "career" back, her status as a sex symbol.
She doesn't want those "boo boo's"
*prays to God Brit Brit performs this hot mess at the VMAs*
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Nasty. Nothing new, and what's with the crotch grabbing?
M.E., that would be "julie"
LOL
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
You know if she put this much dedication into being a "parent" she could actually get her kids back. Priorities Brit you should get some.
GEE LOOKS AND SOUNDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAL DIFFERENT FROM THE ALL THE OTHER FUCKING SHIT CRAP THIS NO TALENT WHORE HAS COME OUT WITH...IT IS FUCKING NOISE WITH HER FUCKING WHISPERING LIKE SHE IS TALKING TO A FUCKING BABY. WHO LISTENS TO THIS FUCKING SHIT??? FUCK BRIT BRIT AND THE STUPID AWARDS ON SUNDAY..FOOTBALL IS BACK!!
Boot Moves?
I just posted this in a thread. *sigh*
Maybe I should have emailed it to MK.
Which of you horz stole it huh? HUH???
I don't think Britney will be able to make a full come back after the head shaving, batshit crazy, frapp addicted, "I want muh babies, ya'll" thing we've been seeing over these last couple of years. Sorry Shitney.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
She looks like she's just marking the entire routine. You've got to practice full out and lose the pants, retard. And what's that atrocious shit playing in the background?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Are you sure this isn't from 1999?
Well, good for her! She's mastered aerobics!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Finally! A cheeto report! You bitches better be funny because I've got 15 minutes left in this prison.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Beefy here hasn't had a new dance move in ten years.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"