Friday, September 5th 2008
Brit Brit Is Rehearsing For Something
MSN got a hold of this video of our Lady of Cheetos shaking her fried ham hocks and whipping her seaweed weave around during a rehearsal for something. It could be for the VMAs, it could be for a concert or it could be for the opening of a Chik-Fil-A. Who knows. She actually looks like she gives two Frapps.
Just in case she is performing at the VMAs this Sunday, we should all make this Cheeto recipe in her honor. I know I've posted Cheeto recipes in the past, but this one is extra special! It will probably make your asshole explode and melt your toilet, but it will be worth it. Click here to get the recipe for Flaming Hot Cheeto Loaf.
Thanks Julie
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FINE. I take back my good morning and I'll give it to someone who cares. *tear* :)
Hey give the girl credit. She lost some of that belly flab. Ok end of giving credit.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
GOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRNIIIIIIIIIIINNNNG
DLISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, that was way energetic before coffee, but I meant it with love.
Brit is only good for freak show driven TV ratings and tabloid fodder these days. MTV has zero credibility left, so why not make the Viacom shareholders happy? I'll be tuning in for my girl Hayley.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
*Yawn* Boooooring. Somebody tell Twatney she isn't 16 years-old anymore. Grow the fuck up already. Maybe take singing lessons.
Edit: Sorry, MargeAggedon. Didn't see your comment. You got that right.
Wow. a dance routine. same old shit.
Submitted by MargeAggedon on September 6, 2008 - 7:15am.
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Exactly.
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You know maybe if they stopped trying to market her as a 16yr old pole dancer? Get a choreographer who has more than just the typical stripper moves to create something a little more mature for her.
Maybe that would help her move forward a little bit.
As it is she's just doing the same old shit over and over and over and I'm sorry but the only reason it was interesting in the first place is because a planet full of 12-20 yr old boys were busy masturbating to it.
Get over it brit. You're a mother of two and you look ridiculous doing that shit.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Shit man, 5000 comments??? All i got is a classic quote from my personal guru and Britney fantard, the very uneloquent COMINGBACK1. suck on this quote:
"MY GOD WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS I MEAN LOOK AT YOUR BIG BUTTS WALKING ALL UP IN YOUR WORLD TRYING TO CALL BRITNEY A BLACK. EAT A SOCK AND DIE ON CRAPTASTIC!"
(and no, I don't know what the fuck that means either)
snowblood
it's all good!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Sorry, did NOT mean to misspell his name like that - Doherty - O.K., that's enough outta me. Gonna go lay down my drunk stoned ass for a minute or 30. This is getting outta ontrol. I gotta check myself after I've right nicely wrecked myself, now...
LOVE you, Christine the Hoff & thanks for the youtube link to Pete Dougherty - I was so stoned I'd forgotten his name! How fucked up of me - in more ways than the obvious one way one can be "fucked up." Thanks, bella...
my sexay avatar is dreamboat pete the doraty and no, repubs can go die for all we care.
here's my man and his music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am8C47g41Nk
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Ity's not bad, Sexy, it's just Brit doing rehearsing at some dance studio with a buncha dance-trons, nothing crazy or earth-shattering.
Britney looks pretty damn good, too, and this isn't an official recording or anything - some sneaky bitch (god loveher/him) snuck this video of her rehearsing. She still needs to erase that little post-2baby/post tonsadrugs pooch she's got goin' on there, but how long can THAt take?
Look how far my bitch's gotten at this point, shit - only 3 months ago everyone had her on their fafarazzi dead-pool! And look - she didn't die. She didn't even fade away. She's still here, and she's getting better.
I wonder if it's hard to muster up all the energy to dance when you're pumped full of Thorazine?
I DON'T want to see this.
O.K. so what's goin' on around here, Christine the Hoff - awesome avatar-havin'-person-I've not-yet-gotten-ton-know-around here! I don't like nor will have any public nicey, kindey mercey for Repuglicans, they all piss me RIGHT the fuck off, and that even happens to include my own beloved dearheart Mother, my Momma. I blame her political party stance on her piece-a-shot husband, my step-father. FUCK him. I will not go there anymore, not here. Later, at my own site.
Christine the Hoff, your avatar is the BOMB!! Love that shit, love that crackie god singer-guy-what-used-to-be-sexingup-kate-moss, guy. What's his name again? LOVE him!
I'm drunk too, Skybitch! Drunk and crying, and I havent't even SEEN Christian the lion yet - oh my god it's gonna fucking slay me, I already know - I can't handle any more poignant sadness, not without hydrocodone backup I can't. CAN't TAKE IT!!! LIFE is TOO FUCKING CRUEL!! anyway.
Maybe a Mudslide'll help. This wine just ain't cutting it.
But, in the words of that guy from Big Lebowski, "well, that just, like, your opinion, Dude."
RIGHT!!?! That's just my opinion. Dudes.
Skybitch
you are not a repbilcan are you?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 5, 2008 - 11:08pm.
I'm home from my date and I just want to watch christian the lion and cry. and yes, I"m drunk.
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You should come over! hahaha
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"Gimme a bottle o' anything....and a glazed donut.....TO GO-O-O-O-O-O!" -DLR
Er- babage translates as bannage. Forgive me,tout le monde, it's a Friday night and i'm highly saturated with Barefoot Chardonnay (it's on sale at Ralph's this week for 4.99n a bottle) and Norco (which I need for my backpain, but get on the low-low from my pill dealer, bless his nefarious little balck heart!)
Not enough Norco, too much cheap Chardonnay. If the ratio were reversed, things would undoubtably be so much easily different. Did I spell easily right? "easily..."
'K, anyway, gotta go...
YES! Yes, Putas, yes that's me - Snowblood! That's me!!
My first site ever commenting about celebrity gossip was Celebitchy.com, and boy fuckin' howdy, that woman Katie/Celebitchy really did try to nail my online name to the wall, but I'm coming back - with a vengeance. Soon as I can afford to create my own site, which'll have a lot of different things on it, things for Celiacs, for animal-lovers, for celebrity-obsessed bitches like moi, for everyone. I'm not great at politics, but a lot of my more intelligent online homegirls are, so they can contrbute and help me out in that arena.
Here's me, quoting me, from the first time I spoke up about my heartbreaking babage from Celebitchy; the only forum I could think of to speak of my shit at happened to be Just Jared, at he time. Please forgive my typos right now, I never learned how to tyoe right in school and I'm fairly wine-drunk at this point - 'K.... anyway....
" # 412 Snowblood @ 09/03/2008 at 3:21 am Hi, Pamela! Dianad1968! Wow, how awesome to see someone from Celebitchy - thanks for your reply, bella!
Yeah, people have been getting their comments over there placed on moderation right, left and center since I got banned away, it’s crazy - I have a feeling that Celebitchy/Katie has figured out by now that I really am me, what with all the e-mails & comments that have been flooding to her in my defense since this ridiculous scandal, and the fact that, as a site owner, if she really wanted to she could discover exACTly my IP address and identity & location, but apparantly she must be way too proud or scared of admitting she made a huge mistake ’cause if she does, she runs the risk of making herself look bad for behaving so profoundly unprofessionally about and to me.
What she doesn’t seem to realise is that if she’d just swallow her pride for a second and be a woman about it all, and publicaly admit she made a mistake, and apologise, I’d forgive her, I’m not a grudge-holder or anything, and everyone else would have a ton of respect for her for having the guts to admit her mistake and apologise for what she did.
But Celebitchy/Katie still won’t even reply to my e-mails, not ONE, and she’s acting like she wants to just eradicate all trace of me at her site, ’cause I guess now I’m a source of embarrasment for her. Why can’t she just grow some ovaries and woman-up and be cool, I just don’t know, I don’t understand it. I so, so wish she would, but at this point I’m not holding my breath anymore, and am chalking it all up to a great learning experience, and as an impetus for me to finally get serious about starting up my own new site.
I don't like Miley Cyrus. She gice me the willy-jillies, something about her pisses me off ad fucking annoys me. Is it the teeth? No, no not the teeth. It's something about her persistant, young hypocrisy stance. She is SO, so the next public-fiasco meltdown-case, except in HER case, I won't be the one cheering her on at the sidelines, I don't like her now and I won't like her when she crashes and burns in a splendiferous public tabloid-icious display, either.
I always loved Lohan and Brit, I'll never love Miley Cyrus.
Just clicked on here after seeing 445 comments.
Really? then a long one- Snowblood are you the one who is always on Celebitchy too? Same name and style.
OMG did anyone see that Satnd Up 2 Cancer telethone when all the music industry divas were singing? oMG Miley Cyrus sounded like a seal! All the divase, were on point singing in harmony then Miley gets a solo (wtf?) and she sounds like a fucking seal. LMAO!!! She can't sing for crap. Congrats on having he best racket going on in the music industry Miley. OMG MK has to get the picture of Beyonce in that group. Her hair was something out of the French Revolution. Get this clip MK.
Its a goddamn bloodbath out there, a real sharkfest free-for-all, and if you're a bold but still-little guppy venturing out tentavely for the first time, you gotta be swift-swimming like a motherfucker to survive to Welcome-To-The-World-Baby bullshit bath, at least this is what I have found to be the case.
Geh. Umph. 'K, whatever, I just need some more of this..(takes deep sip of cheap chardonnay) but - wine - gimme more -- gimme MORe, godammit! Enough games! Gimme MORE! Wine is NOT ENOUGH! Gimme MORE!!
*random freaked-out helper-type hands Snowblood a Xanax, concerned for her own AND Snowblood's personal safety and tryna be cool about the whole crazy scene*
'K THANK you. *slurps wine.* And now, gimme those pills. The real ones. Yeah, come on, Brit Handler sycophants! I SEE the pills, right now, with my eyes, in your fucking paws!! NOW, GODDAMIT! GIMME!!
*takes deep breath, composes sef - to a degree*
O.K., O.K.!! O.K., sorry, sorry, didn't mean to get all crazy, I'm sorry, really, you're wonderful, I love you all, you're great. But -
O.K. but gimme those pills, please. NOW. Goddammit. I'm not joking.
Now. Gimme those pills, now NOW! NOW!!!
*violent scuffle ensues...*
*please avert your eyes. Nothing to see here, please step aside...*
I sure hope she performs,I am so looking forward to it.She looks great!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
hey, not fair! I could be an Auusie, shrimps on the barbie!
nevermind, I'm allergic to shrimp.
and I passed a bar once. it was a titty bar and they were not hiring.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 5, 2008 - 11:32pm.
Maybe, but she'll never pass the bar.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Team V
we're not as sophisticated in the midwest, we call it the rum and coke two step. it comes in handy when avoiding stepping in vomit.
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CTH - are you sure you are not Australian? If not, you would pass the citizenship exam with flying colours.
Team V
we're not as sophisticated in the midwest, we call it the rum and coke two step. it comes in handy when avoiding stepping in vomit.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 5, 2008 - 11:08pm.
She learned the Thorazine Shuffle just last winter.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
I said it this afternoon, beefy arm curtains hasn't had a new dance move in ten years.
fuck, I'm home from my date and I just want to watch christian the lion and cry. and yes, I"m drunk.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by boomsy on September 5, 2008 - 10:47pm.
OK, I finally watched the whole video so now I can be on topic: Brit Brit likes that hands all over her move she does in the end, huh? Didn't they do something similar to that last year at the VMA's?
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I think we've all taken a turn commenting that it's the same shit different day, actually. She just looks sad to me now. She looks proud that she cand do that simple routine. *I* could do that routine, no problem, you know?
Secret Britney tape my ass. She was like ...look look! I can do something! Someone go get some cameramen!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 6, 2008 - 12:41pm.
He's Canadian?
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Is Eric Bana Australian? :)
If an Aussie actor had appeared in as many movies as Brucey Greenwood... well. Tom Cruise married one after two. I rest my case.
Bruceaaay Greenwooooooood! Noranda, Quebec
Sad to see that the dance moves she picked up during electroshock therapy have fallen by the wayside.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Nite, LCT!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Another outlook on new rock wave canadian music:
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi/31397442
enjoy the pics, ha!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
OK, I finally watched the whole video so now I can be on topic: Brit Brit likes that hands all over her move she does in the end, huh? Didn't they do something similar to that last year at the VMA's?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
oh who HASN'T played jfk?
I see your pic a lot, little miss file not found.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 9:42pm
Glad to hear it; he does have pretty eyes, I'll give you that much...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Nighty LCT... (don't goooooo boohoo)
Britney..it's britney bitch lalal (just to stay on topic..)
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by boomsy on September 5, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 9:34pm.
I'm sorry, you're probably going to hate me but I watched about 30 seconds of your song and almost got the giggles from the faces he was making while singing.
NO NO I'm not going to hate you!
I giggle as well!
But the song is gorgeous and the guy is just....oh well thank god hubby is asleep.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
holee shite. i had to google him as the name didn't ring a bell.
I always thought he was australian. or maybe i'm thinking of that other guy who was in 'on the beach'. there is a similarity.
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He played JFK for Jeebus sake!
Don't you honestly think we make an adorable couple? I would make a brilliant first lady.
www.brucegreenwoodfans.com/encountersbruce&susan.jpg
Submitted by TITS on September 5, 2008 - 8:36pm.
booberries, I can't believe you owned up to that.
one hates to ask what listening to stompin tom connors does for you.
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Well, pepaw is well put and has clear ideas and I just love THAT part of him.
Listening to him though does not get me wet or make me cry.
Paul is a whole different story. Sheesh...
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"I am a glowing white lard ass and I go through life just fine, Jim." IM
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 5, 2008 - 8:33pm.
The truth why I really would like to move to Canadia is...
I have the serious hots ta trot with BRUCE GREENWOOD!
www.brucegreenwoodfans.com/encounters/bruce&susan.jpg
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He's Canadian?
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 5, 2008 - 9:34pm.
I'm sorry, you're probably going to hate me but I watched about 30 seconds of your song and almost got the giggles from the faces he was making while singing.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
STOMPIN' TOM! WHAT A HOT SLUT!
I am out of here for the night sexy bitches. To all my Canadian she-mounties, rawr. Deb, I'll dream about one for you.
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YOUR JUST JEALUS OKAY YOU CAN'T MAKE THE SKIDMARK WITH BLOW TOOT TIMES SHE HAS THE BUTT BURN CHOCOLATE TACO OKAY WOW!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 5, 2008 - 10:26pm.
angel_i - Canmore is the new Banff!
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Yay! News I can use! Thanks:) Seriously - I gotta hit the road soon (I"m getting the shakes) and I'll remember that.
and LOL@your Quebec story TITS. Hard times.
I camped in rural Quebec once (well, a few times but this one time in rural Quebec...?).
Fucking hilarious those people. They seriously set up their trailer for the WHOLE summer (we were traveling but we stayed there for a bit) - not so weird, I know - but then they decorate. I'm not talking little decorations I'm talking they act like they got lawns and build bridges and little rivers for them to cross and they put little cars THAT MOVE! on them and there's always some little bird that chirps when you walk by (cuz you need fake birds when you're in nature) and lights and fucking windmills and fucking all kinds of craziness! I was with my family and I got to go to TEEN DANCES at this campground! And, of course they don't not only not speak English, they don't really speak French, either. That was the most twilightzoney vacay ever. (plus I was with my step-sister; the marijuana magnet)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
booberries, I can't believe you owned up to that.
one hates to ask what listening to stompin tom connors does for you.