Brit Brit Is Rehearsing For Something

MSN got a hold of this video of our Lady of Cheetos shaking her fried ham hocks and whipping her seaweed weave around during a rehearsal for something. It could be for the VMAs, it could be for a concert or it could be for the opening of a Chik-Fil-A. Who knows. She actually looks like she gives two Frapps.

Just in case she is performing at the VMAs this Sunday, we should all make this Cheeto recipe in her honor. I know I've posted Cheeto recipes in the past, but this one is extra special! It will probably make your asshole explode and melt your toilet, but it will be worth it. Click here to get the recipe for Flaming Hot Cheeto Loaf.

Thanks Julie

Submitted by Gonnaburn... on Sun, 09/07/2008 - 9:49am.

That weave looks like it has had enough.

Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 09/07/2008 - 9:36am.

same lame unoriginal old dance moves, and a few that she blatantly stole from Janet...who still looks better dancing over 40 than Britney who is in her 20's

But I'm glad to see her looking healthier and actually able to dance.

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Submitted by Boob3rries on Sun, 09/07/2008 - 5:03am.

Putas

Me encanta tu nombre!

Solo eso!

Adiosito!!!

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Submitted by Aubrey04 on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:21pm.

She looks HOT! Just like the old days! Stay on the prozac, Britney.. you're much more entertaining when you aren't greasy haired and fat.

Submitted by putas on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 6:35pm.

Snowy B- DAMN. That's amazing. She posted it publicly (her so called reasoning) ? Even more unprofessional. Very uncool. I say go for it. YOu make your own site, hell I'll visit it. And as for having celiacs - a good friend of mine does too. It sucked for her at first but she told me it was really a blessing in disguise. She is one of the most healthy people I know as she has too know exactly what she is eating- so that's the upside. And good you're on here now... muahaha- the 'darkside' that is Dlisted:)

besos, P

Submitted by Snowblood on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 3:27pm.

Hi, Putas! oh my god I am so hung over today.

Celebitchy banned me becasue she didn't like how outspoken I was, and I feel she might be a secret Jolie-Pitt hater/Anniston adorer, which sounds so silly but believe me, it's astounding how these particular celebrities cause such intense response from so many people, it's just mind-boggling. And I like to defend the Jolie-Pitts, and have grown to really loathe Anniston from all the shit I've been finding out about her dumb ass.

She claimed that she had compared my IP address and location with a commentor who used to come to her site over a year ago who went by the name of dromedroid as well as Man&, and this person, when I myself researched the few posts I could find written by her, sounded absolutely NOThing like me except that she reverted into a lot of southern california slang-speak in her comments, which I kinda do myself from time to time. So, Celebitchy told everyone that she was CONVINCED that I was this same former troll, and posted her conviction in the Tim Gunn/Anniston thread, then banished my name from even being able to be posted at her site at all.

I e-mailed Katie-Celebtichy many times, even gave her my cell-phone number, pleading with her to speak with me, that she'd made a horrible mistake, but the coward has not once replied to me.

I had friends, even family members, people I've known for years from all over the world come to Celebitchy to post affirmation of my identity and support me there, NOT ONE of the comments my friends made for me has been published. Not one.

All this really gutted me at first, but I'm getting over it, and it's given me the idea to start work building my OWN website, which will be up in a few weeks or whenever I can get the money for the site software and a web-building person to help me. It's gonna be several things, celebrity stories & photos, plus stories & photos of animals in the world news, plus dietary tips for Celiacs (I'm celiac, can't eat gluten) plus even a separate multi-forumed message-board for fun.

'K, I'm really seriously hung over today, gotta go for now. Spread the word, if you can, Putas! I've been unfairly slandered, I really am me! Your post'll get put on moderation and thrown out, though, if you use the word "Snowblood," so if you mention me, just like write "S" or "Sn," people will know right away that you're referring to me.

Submitted by putas on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 3:06pm.

Snowblood- if you are reading this.. WHAT HAPPENED? Why were you banned on there? I always thought Dlisted is mo' better. Funnier writing and snarkier comments, etc. Less goody two shoes and all of that. Anyway, that sucks. Sorry that happened. No idea why you would be banned, I never saw you starting trouble. You entertained but what do I know. Meh.

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 3:01pm.

Christine the Hoff - Halleluyeah! You've got Comingback quotes. BOOTS, LOWER CHATS, TOILETS and more y'all! Awesome, and thank you :)
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Submitted by sillykat on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 12:48pm.

She is def using the same lame ass moves as ten years ago, and her backup is still dancing better than her.

Chuck that weave already. Nast!

Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 12:21pm.

OKAY, WOW, YA'LL JUST WOW. I COME IN AND HERE TO THESE LOWER CHATS AND JEALOUS MOMS MAKING WITCH EYES AND BRITTNEY DID SMELL KEVIN'S BALLS AND MAKE THE TOILET FLASH AND SHE DID DO THE BOOT MOVES AND YA'LL JUST FASTEN YOUR SOCK SLOTS AND FEED THE TOILET BATS CAUSE SHE DID MAKE THE COMEBACK OKAY? AND CARLA DID DRIVE THE SOFA FOR THE COUNTY TIMES SO QUIT WITH THE GRAVY ON THE BED FOR GARAGE ROOFS AND FIRE TRUCKS!

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

Submitted by Manbearpig on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 12:08pm.

Boring boring boring same old tired ass dancing grinding on gay backup dancer bullshit dance crap. We all know she is a completely manufactured "star" and the worms in my dog's stool have as much talent, they can shake their asses too.
I'd be more worried about regaining custody and respect of my children than showing my public bones too the MTV crowd.

Submitted by Boob3rries on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 11:14am.

*yawn*

morninnnnnnnnnnnnnng =)

How's Shitney's video treating you all?

MWAH!

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:56am.

Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 6, 2008 - 2:42pm.

Thank you, and the same to you!

Good health and fortune to ALL!

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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:53am.

Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 6, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Surely she can jet over to the VMAs this year

Vadge can't, she's performing in Rome tonight. There's not enough time for her to perform in Rome, fly to LA, do a rehearsel & perform.

(I've been having this convo for the past week! lol)

~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:47am.

Submitted by Manimal5 on September 6, 2008 - 10:41am.
Hi Socky! I didn't know Toilet bats could dance!
The same old boot moves and smelly ones.
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Manimal! *jumping off hamper into your arms* *sock monkey hugs & smooches* *sniffing for dryer sheet scent* Mmmmmm....lol

ON T: Her moves are so robotic/rigid or better yet...doesn't care, but she keeps looking in the mirror at herself. I'm waiting for that greasy weave to fly off in chunks or her dancers spitting out a few plastic oily strands. Ugh!

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:45am.

Manimal5 - It's been 5 years since that terrible atrocity, I would love to see Mandonna and Shitney together again. Isn't the whoredonna in the middle of one of her lame-ass tours at the moment? Surely she can jet over to the VMAs this year and have a twat-fest with her skanky protege once more for our viewing pleasure, hahahaha!!
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:42am.

Where is everybody? Where is MK? Oh well, I gotta walk the dog and then go to my job in an hour anyways. I'll see all you sluts real soon. Have a sparkling day, all! :)))
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:41am.

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 6, 2008 - 10:34am.
Holy tennis cans and green beans!

Hi Socky! I didn't know Toilet bats could dance!
The same old boot moves and smelly ones.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:34am.

Holy tennis cans and green beans! I'm surprised the bitch didn't get her cheeto-dust infested nicotine stained claws caught in that slimy seaweed she calls a weave.

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:33am.

Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 6, 2008 - 10:12am

Madonna and Britney should both get on stage at VMA's and do a vadge thrust beat down on one another.
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:29am.

Ziggy, I agree, someone should have saved the Comingback's quotes, they were PRICELESS! CB, please come back and entertain us, and make us ROTFLAO as only you can!
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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:29am.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 6, 2008 - 9:13am.
@Speakit,
......I had mine closed...

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You had your account closed? THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS. Srsly.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:24am.

Boot moves, toilet bats, wig tax...

I reeaally wish that somebody had saved all of comingback's posts - some of them were piss your pants funny.

I've just Googled "Dlisted comingback" and found somebody's blog where they mention comingback.

http://dreadpiratecuervo.blogspot.com/2007_09_23_archive.html

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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:15am.

Hey Ziggy! Love the Rocky Dennis, btw. God, there were so many good CB quotes I can't quite remember them. Let me think here for a minute now, hmmm.....something about boots and taxes and weaves and blacks....LOL :)
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Submitted by jbean on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:12am.

man, she still looks like she's not doing it 'full-out'. what the fuck? i hate when she just walks through stuff

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:12am.

Same old lame choreography, dirty, ratty weave; ho-hum. Say something nice: at least she's not a fat cow anymore.
Hey Shitney, it's time to reinvent yourself like your old cougar mentor Whoredonna. Oh that's right, I forgot, Shitney is too retarded and cheetoed up to figure out that shit. Have another frapp beotch!!
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:12am.

Submitted by speakit on September 6, 2008 - 2:04pm.

only on life (and a little heroin but only a few grams) but that only cuz i am sexxxy, suxxxessful and falin over DIXXXS!!

Submitted by cadebra1961 on September 6, 2008 - 2:07pm.

Me too.

My favourite was :

'when my butt pops my wig flops'

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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:08am.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 6, 2008 - 1:55pm.

Grr, damn you.

I've only just begun my six years Masters course in fan-lunacy, and we have not yet covered how to respond to breast implant allegations.

I have made not of this however. You can expect a particularly scathing rebuttal in my final year thesis however.

Jeluz bitch, etc, etc.

There's something about this woman that appeals to me...

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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:07am.

Where's COMINGBACK? I do miss her witty repotoire on the skanky Ms. Spears.
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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:04am.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 6, 2008 - 10:01am.

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Are you high?

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:01am.

she is practicing for show at my manshion.I live here with Zac Efron and other teen idols.

You jelous bitches are not invited hshshahaha!~ look at ure cats, lol they are crying becuose they h8 you.

me and brit gonna hit the club, i gona show her my moves and get black dick. none of you fatys can get men becuz i have them all.

i am slim and gorge, jealous yet? feed ure cats, their hungry, i hear them

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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 9:55am.

Submitted by EvilShoe on September 6, 2008 - 10:43pm.

Someone is clearly stuck in the 90's.

You think she'll trot out her implants from the 90s?

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 9:51am.

*sniffles, blow nose*
Mornin' DLISTED.

Shitney and coffee....sure, why not.

...aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 9:43am.

Someone is clearly stuck in the 90's.

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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 9:38am.

@Debfrmhell

I'm so glad you found him, safe and sound.

Sorry he's sick, though.

OnT: I don't care.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 9:36am.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 6, 2008 - 2:25pm.
HI DAE!
How are you little one???

Heya Deb!!!

I'm really good, bouncy. It's almost Sunday!!!!!

I'm glad you found your dog!!

~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 9:32am.

Ceorography is so played out. She never changes ANYTHING about her 'music' or her 'dancing'. Its so fuckin lame.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 9:25am.

HI DAE!
How are you little one???

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 9:24am.

Good morning/afternoon everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~♥~Christina Aguilera just Keeps Getting Better ~ 22/9/08~♥~
Somedays I'm A Super BITCH! ~ Xtina, Keeps Getting Better

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 9:23am.

Hi Speaks,
Yes he was lost for 5 freaking hours. When he got home his foot brace was gone and he had chewed his toes again. Fourth time in 3 or 4 months we are again back to square one with that issue. He has some palsy and cannot feel his back foot so he doesn't know he is hurting himself... HUGE SIGH! (of relief)

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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 9:19am.

@Debfrmhell, Mornin'!

Did you find your lost dog?

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 9:13am.

@Speakit,
You need to open a bulk folder so that you can recieve the email from the forum. I had to reister a couple of times before I got clued in that it was going to bulk and I had mine closed...

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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 9:10am.

I tried to go to the forum, yet again, but the forum Gods smited me.

Soooo... I guess it is my fate to remain on the Main.

Didn't look like anything special anyway.

Submitted by heyheyheyangel on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 8:56am.

The vmas are like xmas to me. No one else is as excited and as I watch it I think...why was I so hyped about this. But everyone shd stop flodging. You can't wait to see brit brit shimmy jiggle wiggle and shake. We will be talking about it for a day or 2.

Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 8:55am.

Submitted by Mr. President on September 6, 2008 - 8:51am.
Doing great Speakit, hope you are too. I'll be doing even better if Brit stumbles around the stage on Sunday. Yes, I have a cold heart.

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Thanks! I haven't watched that mess since I was a teen. Thank God for youtube!